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>she slaps your ass
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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Safe horny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't start hating things that are safe horny anon. Hate the concept, but not the thing itself. That's a miserable way to live

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's such a fricking stupid term and I hate whoever came up with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It couldn't be more accurate when you have a literal Sweet Baby employee calling Dimetriscu the good kind of horny but Eve from Stellar Blade harmful.
        Anyone who doesn't understand why the term was born is playing dumb.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The 180 they pulled with Bayonetta and 2B was outstanding

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The 180 they pulled with Bayonetta and 2B was outstanding
            It's what narcissists do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's bad horny because thing i don't like said it's good
          homie it's a giant milf lady with giant breasts, think about that not about what others called it. Also apples and oranges, why would anyone compare the two. Infinitely different games. Just moronic arguments all around, both from you and from that employee

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        too bad, it's going to be spammed on Ganker by twitter users until it becomes more widely used

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >until it becomes more widely used
          Yeah, by idiots. Unfortunately, thems a-plenty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a term meaning that women allow men to be horny for a character because she doesn't threaten them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting but intangible concept

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spread cheeks

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UUUOOOHHH
    VIDEO GAME EROTIC
    VIDEO GAME MORE LIKE VIDEO COOM
    UUUOOOHHH
    ME UNGA BUNGA COOMA
    ME PLAY VIDEO GAME ONE HANDED
    UUUOOOHHH
    NO TIME FOR GAME MUST COOM
    COOM AND GOON
    GOON AND COOM
    VIDEO COOM
    UUUOOOHHH

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rape her

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blast her fricking head off with a sawed-off, then boil the rest of her ugly sack of lard she calls "body" in a barrel of acid

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    motorboat

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her daughters are hotter

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cum

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    give her the sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Use the heavy caliber rifle with stopping power.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too old and too tall.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask where the werewolfs are so I can start the gangbang.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cry

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her it's inappropriate to slap the ass of your daughter's husband.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a coincidence I just got done jerking off to her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need to be tracked down and shot ASAP. It's illegal to have a taste this terrible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be waiting

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna worship her feet

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feetgays are louder and more obnoxious, so I'm calling them worse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feet is way worse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me who likes every part of a woman even the wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women can't have a wiener

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          untrue. your closest extant female relative has had plenty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oof so close to being based, but you're just a homosexual

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked her in my bedroom using Virt-A-Mate

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    split her ass with rape semen

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take her daughter's hand in marriage.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do standing anilingus on her

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    return the favor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bros... what's it like to be smothered by a giant female ass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was born in the wrong reality.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seriously if you ever see her in VR she is massive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you play it on PS VR or PC?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        PC

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let her go balls deep in my moldy ass and cumflate my insides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LORD MOLDY BUTT!

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crawl to a hospital.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    become erect

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    invite her to fist it instead

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    give her a big, passionate hug while telling her I love her

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spread my cheeks and prepare to take her massive futa wiener

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ywn wake up every morning lying on top of her, your face buried between those mounds.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    pubes should have a line going up to her belly button also hairy armpits then she's perfect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shut up homosexual

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How logistically would you go to sleep with her? I think under her arm / pit would be fantastic. Maybe between the thighs, sleeping on her softness. Little spoon with her kinda cuddling around you would be good too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think i would full body hug her thigh and kiss her hips

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        on top facing down, or on your side with your arm fully underneath her leg?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          side
          fully under the covers enveloped in her scent

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope RE9 features a stalker enemy for the entire game. I really liked Mr X/Tyrant in RE2make

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Die
    And if I'm not dead I pretend to be
    Besides, Rachel is best RE monster girl

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