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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you want I’m busy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only likeable party member in 1.

      should post Shepherd Book from Firefly.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reggs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /meg/

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what zero Krogan cawk does to a b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wreks femsheps pusy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Killed him in Virmire, I regret nothing 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't recruit him. I wonder how many know that you can avoid getting Wrex or Garrus on your team in the first game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I want to recruit him so I can kill him later.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More so if you wait till ME3 to do it.
          >Shoot Mordin in the back
          >Spike the cure
          >gun Wrex down when he faces you about what you did
          >watch Tali do a flip as her people get genocide by the Geth
          >to then wipe out all Geth with the Destroy ending
          The trilogy really is a sociopath's best friend

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Has anyone done a total body count score of how many people you can directly doom/kill in the series?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you can get all of your companions killed pretty much.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/isrustandstardust/656789388060196864?source=share
              It's old and Tumblry so it's kinda cringe but yeah, you can. Press the blue "Keep reading" if you're unfamiliar navigating that hellsite.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you can get all of your companions killed pretty much.

              It's a bit hard to pull off since with DLC you can't kill everyone on the suicide mission even when delaying the hold the line event, more so the Legendary version. It's ddoable but it would take some work
              Barring the refusal ending. The only ones that can't die are Vega, Liara, and technically Javick/Prothen guy. Population wise you can at least lead to the extinction of three(thought technically four) races.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Vega and Liara can die if you have low EMS and bring them to the final mission. Javik can only die that way too, but if you tell him to use the memory thing he brings with him, he'll tell you he plans on killing himself in the near future.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                funny enough that is near impossible in how they reworked in in the LG

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Let Samara kill herself to avoid having to kill her own daughter
            >kill her daughter before Samara’s corpse is even cold

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not recruiting best teammate
        sorry but that's never an option

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is if you want to be less moronic about the Krogan in ME3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >caring about ME after 1st game
            those shit sequels are not ME and refuse to refer to them as such.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              From sales and data most do care more about the other two. ME2 was the most played one of the three on the Legendary edition

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have tried, but I always end up recruiting them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        most do but it's rather odd narratively since you can't shoo away Tali. I get Liara because of the mom thing however the rest gets weird. I can tell a C-Sec Officer off or a Massive Krogan Merc, but the space pariah you have to take no question? Just makes a weird situation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True.

          >caring about ME after 1st game
          those shit sequels are not ME and refuse to refer to them as such.

          They have nice gameplay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >They have nice gameplay.
            they play like shit version of gears of war

            From sales and data most do care more about the other two. ME2 was the most played one of the three on the Legendary edition

            >Legendary edition
            you mean where it fricked ME1 to be like other games? frick that shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >they play like shit version of gears of war
              Mass Effect 1 plays the most like Gears of War out of the bunch even with the weird shaky level up aim stuff. I don't think you have even played a Gears game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Really that makes you look like a groomer come two and three if you romance her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tali is mandatory because of the story

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That makes no sense
            When is she needed after she gives you the evidence?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              when she kills herself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lies
        I wish you could skip Garrus. For a veteran of the Turian wars, Shepherd would never let a fillthy Turian on his ship. They can't even win wars like men. They rely on Salarians to save them.

        after Salarians elevated the Turians just to fight the Wrexni. The fact they failed against krogans and the Salarians had to intervene themselves proves them entirely worthless. They should be demoted out of the council.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I wish you could skip Garrus
          Pretty sure you can, in game 1.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Based

      Then you come online and whine how you don't think ME games are good, especially the 3rd one, because you are stuck with stand ins you have no connection with. Bad, moronic decisions lead to bad outcomes. I mean if you don't like Wrex you are eithera try hard edge lord or an insufferable c**t.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do i even bother spending bandwidth on andromeda if i just want to frick the turian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roleplay First Contact War.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just look at the porn tbh. I did and it's pretty good. Someone made a decent turian female model recently and artists are getting a lot of milage out of it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    >"Erotic Biotic" in which Asari use their biotic powers to induce pleasure and perform sexual acts using mass effect fields - L3 implant edition
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    >extremely rare footage of Ardat Yakshi mating with their victims
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love asari. Big boobed matriarchs especially.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could it be assumed that there are men that actively seek out an Ardat Yakshi as their final fling? Kinda like those people that WANT to get STDS?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she cute but the foot homosexualry is too much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [/spoiler]its a he

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't the mandibles that aren't as pronounced female ones?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            its just his artstyle but its labled male

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrex.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was Mass Effect lightning in a bottle? It wasn't the most original thing and took a bunch of stuff from other Science fiction vidya, but I don't think there's been a SF game as popular as ME since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there will never be Vidya like the mass effect trilogy ever again
      it's quite depressing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what are you talking about? Bad writing is still a major staple of games right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need to define SF

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yep froggy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats sheeploo, he his etrenal, he gages

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blueberry

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I shot Mordin and sabotaged the genophage. How did you know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shooting wrex and destroying maelon's data to keep mordin alive>>>>>>>>>

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hated this dude early on, but I don't think I killed him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. wrex

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it were up to me i would frick up garrus so bad hed avoid eye contact, flinch at the slightest movements, and call everyone master or missus. thats how much id abuse him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      revenge for Shanxi

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nicolas cage sat on this toilet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      heheheh

      >LITERAL shitposting
      Based?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heheheh

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