She's obnoxious and unhinged. Why do people like her? She moves around like a spastic autist, and she swears like a 13 year old edgelord every other sentence. She's also way too masculine and vulgar personalitywise.
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Because she's a woman child who never grew up.
>Anon hasn't ever met an autistic sports tomboy
They usually play volleyball or rugby, sometimes just go to the gym
Your missing out, they're a treat
>they're a treat
If you're a closet homosexual
>Can't outlift a volleyball player
Urgently join a gym. Work until you can at least bench 2pl8
I worked out with pro women athletes when I was still going to the gym and I outlifted every single one without even trying
Women sports are a meme
>Women sports are a meme
That's the fun part. I remember how disappointed one of them was that I could best her in arm wrestling without even making any effort. Fit women aesthetically pleasing and adorably naive
Yeah they're cute
>liking women as man means you're a homosexual
These women always either want a "country boy" aka a fat alcoholic guy with a diesel truck, or they're feminist morons covered in tattoos who are coping with their inherent weakness by working out and looking/acting tough (they are still weaker than most high school boys)
>These women always either want a "country boy" aka a fat alcoholic guy with a diesel truck
1/3 ain't bad
I have a chance
>Your missing out, they're a treat
I had one in my class back when i was in school. Was a b***h who watched the dudes like a hawk and tattled to the other girls whenever the boys were looking at their asses. (the other girls were more attractive than she was, she was really tall and lanky with a very boyish face, zero femininity) She did it because she was mad she wasn't getting any male attention.
"Missing out", ha, more like dodged a bullet. Entitled and resentful women are the worst.
I had a fling with a girl like this once. Turned out she was a massive prostitute though. Saw her a few years later and she became a fat lesbian.
>tomboy
Can you have a nice day? That's not a tomboy, that's your typical western "strong and proud female character"
She is a more realistic tomboy and not
>muh kawaai childhood friend tomboy with big breasts
You fricking weeb
stop watching anime
Those are just lesbians you dipshit.
They take a lot of dick for lesbians
No they don't. I can promise you every single girl like that is not straight. They may be closeted or just not realize it yet, but they are.
>No they don't
I have field research proving otherwise
LEsbians aren't real, they all take dick. Cope.
That's what happens when you grow up in hell.
I can fix her
but enough about Shadowheart
Why would I care about some random enemy?
>could've had an andira romance
>instead we get this
I'm seething
Because the female characters in this game feel more like they were designed to appeal to other woman than to men. Would also explain why she has no breasts.
None of the women in this game have breasts
>None of the women in this game have breasts
Shadowheart has nice breasts
https://files.catbox.moe/wy2ov1.png
Doesn't everyone has the same tit size?
They do, the only reason why Karlach's seem smaller is because she's using the muscular body type
Either way all the women have small breasts
there's the big body type (Karlach) and the regular body type (Shadowheart)
what's wrong with her face?
She's low on health. When your characters are low on health, they get a few bruises on their body
wow there's a debuff that makes your characters visibly age and masculine? so detailed!
They were made by cosmopolitans who have never met a women outside their urban bubble so neurotic clinically depressed loonatics with daddy issues are the only kind of women they have ever met ir known.
It goes deeper than that, women don't want to design a woman sexier than them and men can't design a woman they want to frick when women are around, especially if that man is one of those soft-bodied urbanites.
I don't understand that though, most lesbians I know like boobs
Tomboys are cute
Although that haircut sucks
I like her eyes, and when you try to sex her the first night she’s a milf chuuni and wants to wait until her pussy-nuke is diffused. She also physically can’t sleep with anyone else without killing them and/or giving them third degree burns.
This may be news to you but different people like different types of characters, you have other party choices so you don’t have to team up with someone you personally find annoying
I thought everybody beheaded her and moved on? You can do something else with her?
why would you ever do anything Wyll wants
Imagine sacrificing drow wife for her lol
we hate femdom here
No "we" don't. Femdom is BASED as long as it isn't pegging or ballbusting cringe shit
>I like femdom but not role-reversal or being hurt or females being dominant in any way
Looks like we do hate femdom here.
There was no femdom in MY Minthara sex scene. She’s just very forward about wanting sex.
This is literally the only angle her face looks decent in. Every other conversation she radiates manjaw.
I knocked her out and made her naked. The game called me a hero.
>She's obnoxious and unhinged. Why do people like her?
The people who like her are obnoxious and unhinged.
She's fun. Also my character is a human Chad taller than her so imagine the sex.
I wish I was a tall, buff chad with a massive wiener to frick huge women with.
But no matter how much I lift, I can't grow taller or wienerier
Saving her broke his deal was it worth it yes but damn they did my homie dirty
Turning reddish and growing a bunch of bumps and ridges isn't so bad, but I'd be trying to saw down or break off those horns immediately. Fuuuuuck trying to sleep with those massive, ugly things.
lmao thats a good point how the frick do you sleep with those horns
lmao its called a fantasy brother shit homie im playing as a humanoid dragon i dont think they were thriving for reality
Black folk don't belong in medieval fantasy
This. Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 were clearly more than 99% white, which was based. Just look at the complexion of all the NPCs. And there was no stupid shit like default human being a dark jungle-adapted human or polymorphing into something made you automatically a Black. What's up with that? Can't they make the default from Kara-Tur, i.e. Asian? No, of course they have to push ape propaganda on us from real life Amerishit culture.
>lmaoooo fantasy elements means ANYTHING can happen without being jarring at all, wouldn't it be fricking wild if bart simpson was a playable character lmao
Black person
lol i wouldn't give 2 fricks as long as the game is good shit that be lit af to see bart as a playable character
you'd have a point if it was some hood character that always said homie and used modern slang the same way you'd be about this car
But black characters speak the same as all the other characters and are part of the world so they're not jarring. It's like if a wizard made an automated carriage that fulfilled the same purpose as a car. It's themed so it's ok.
>But black characters speak the same as all the other characters
Even more immersion breaking than having them be there in the first place.
>THERE IS ONLY ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE
No.
Very low IQ. Sad.
Nta, and there's actually lore reasons to have Black folk in DnD but that's awful reasoning
It's always jarring to see pre industrial societies so diverse and accepting and a world that seems to ignore that racial phenotypes exist
>It's always jarring to see pre industrial societies so diverse and accepting and a world that seems to ignore that racial phenotypes exist
It's not, racism exists, but it's directed towards other races, no time for crying about Black folk like your average /misc/tards when you could be crying about drows and tieflings
Yeah, if anything racism is even more commonplace and accepted in D&D settings, from most people viewing orcs as violent savages or the entire Beholder species that it so racist against literally everyone that they're even racist against other Beholders that don't have the same number of eyeballs or aesthetics different from their own.
>but it's directed towards other races, no time for crying about Black folk like your average /misc/tards when you could be crying about drows and tieflings
Oh yeah because the existence of white people coming for Indian, Native American and African lands caused those people to unite. The existence of an Other does not mean that Other will be highlighted as the grand enemy, and besides... That's how you get fascism. Creating a unified "group" and then legalizing the fear and hatred of the Other.
You're right and I believe you, but the lack of voluptuous babes in this game showcase that not every man's interest is getting represented. Are there any women in this game with huge breasts?
>It's not, racism exists, but it's directed towards other races,
Amother nonsensical argument. People can be racist toward many things and have for all of human history.
Are we doing this again? I know pic related makes you piss and shit your pants in rage, and when confrontend with a logical in-universe explanation, you just resort to saying that you hate Black folk. You could just do that from the beginning instead of using this cope
>and when confrontend with a logical in-universe explanation, you just resort to saying that you hate Black folk.
Are you suggesting you can't offer a logical, in-universe explanation for the existence of a 2021 BMW 5 Series 530i with optional heated seating? Gamer, you're a writer. You've got the power of God at your fingertips, you can offer an explanation why an affordable mid-sized sedan is in the fantasy setting and it will be fact.
>Seelah
Kek, the least popular iconic character in existence
Some guy even made a mod to make her asian and all the nigs and sois went started whining about whitewashing
Let's be honest, the mod maker wanted to make her white, but that was his cover.
Sure, but it's fricking clever.
If he turned hee white, the troony jannies of nexus would've likely thrown a fit
black people have no place in medieval fantasy
He will live forever. And since he seemingly can be out of hell 24/7 he isn't burdened with the same legal bullshit other devil have to go through. He literally won at life as there are actual hell petitioners that have to serve for millennia to get the status of a devil. Also his personality remains intact without the devil compulsion to do lawful evil.
He's not a devil, just a freak with horns
She gave him Bicycle grip horns for the Buck breaking
Does Mizora leave if the deal gets broken? She's the only reason I'm keeping my homie around.
frick no lol she said she keeping a eye on me whatever that means
so can you recruit the drow from the goblin hideout shes kinda bad might be worth betraying the grove for her
if you recruit minthara and betray the grove, Karlach and Wyll both leave because they're disgusted with you
Also the goblins eventually betray you anyway
Maybe he should take the hint and propose already.
I cum a little whenever she whispers "FRICK yes".
I like her upbeat attitude, I suspect the people that hate her are miserable and don't like optimistic characters, plus she's an absolute beast in fights and she can jump all over the place like Mario
>suspect the people that hate her are miserable and don't like optimistic characters
Most of them are just /misc/tards that get triggered automatically by tieflings, and a muscular woman tiefling isn't gonna help
shes a dyke and acts like one, it's that simple. I don't like dykes.
Every fricking companion in this game is bisexual
Sorry but there's no way A-Star-Ion is straight, I don't believe it.
His VA has to be the gayest man in England is he enunciates words like the character does
I can't help but to think there's Milo Yiannopoulos in my party.
Holy shit, it really does sound like him
Astarion also thinks he can fake liking pussy
ok and? I don't like dykes
Gay. If you could say a few lines to your coworker irl and he's ready for gay-sex, that makes him gay. They made all the characters homosexuals in this game. It's bad writing.
Imagine being so inept that a playersexual NPC won't sleep with you lmfao
Damn, she's just like me
>Gale tells you how he fricked Mystra and how he can't stop thinking about her.
>tell you how he loves arcane magic
>moments later tries to frick my male warlock
She acts like a turbo dyke, they are annoying as frick
Because you thought you were getting a tradwife but got tardwife instead.
I only like Shadowheart from this game's romances, but if you could bring back Aerie she would be 10x better than Shadowheart and a million times better than those feminist warriors. In fact all of BG2 waifus mog these modern iterations.
Yeah but what does her pusi look like
>Why do people like her?
Because basment dwelling weirdos have never interacted with other people let alone opposet sex to understand human interactions
different guys like different types of women? maybe some dudes like proactive, tomboyish women who have a good heart? does every man have to be the same ?
I fricking hate her because she goes full sperg and smashes shit, Gonna kill her soon when her uses are up
Minus the masculine part you described 90% of this board.
She's not so bad in terms of personality, what really bothers me (with all the characters really) is that she's supposed to be some badass hell warrior who is the right hand of a devil, but she's level 3 when she joins your party.
the tadpole delevels you and her infernal engine is on the fritz
By that reason all of your companions should be children, malnourished beggars and morons.
Same thing in BG1 with Jaheira and Khalid being longtime friends of Gorion, at level 1. At least in BG2 it made some sense when Keldorn was a veteran and Haer'Dalis some interdimensional adventurer, since the game started at a higher level.
This is a commoner aka the average person in DND, 10 across all stats
4 hit points, 10 AC
Even a level 1 adventurer is much stronger than this
Because D&D is kind of dumb like that. A level 1 character is essentially already a local legend. They are suppose to be the 1 in a million person who is either a genius or has spent a decade or more training.
By the time they hit level 5, they're suppose to be a fricking hero and level 10+ is basically the stuff of legends (15+ is basically entering the realm of god like).
It just never seems like that because the mechanics of D&D don't match the supposed descriptions of characters.
>A level 1 character is essentially already a local legend.
Which is true. Send a level 1 character against the NPCs in Beregost or Baldur's Gate and see what happens. You are a force to be reckoned with in their eyes.
All the origin characters have backgrounds I'd never allow on a level 1 character, too important
All these replies but only
has the actual answer. They spell this out for you repeatedly in-game. Or did you think that Gale was a "wizard prodigy" that seduced the goddess of magic at level 1?
>She's obnoxious and unhinged. Why do people like her? She moves around like a spastic autist, and she swears like a 13 year old edgelord every other sentence. She's also way too masculine and vulgar personalitywise.
She is honest and not sassy
she does a little dance when idling in camp and that's adorable
at least she's nice unlike the frog b***h
How is The Dark Urge as an origin? Does it have some cool moments or is it nothing but xXDAMAGEDXx the whole time?
Depends on how you're playing it. Using D'urge while playing co-op can be fun. My brother found the Tiefling girl I mutilated in my sleep.
>want to romance Shadowheart
>Karlach has the most "approves" of my actions
Was I wrong?
You have to hold hands with red dindu now. Owari da.
If you are playing even a remotely good character I don't know how that's possible. I'm a lawful good paladin, and I don't think I've ever done anything without a "Shadowheart liked this" message popping up and her blushing like a schoolgirl. Hell, even Karlach has disliked some stuff I've done sometimes.
Holy moly UGLY
any good looking characters? so far I only saw uglies
frick
>canonically sleeps with a teddy bear
whats your party comp
>Toon
>Shadow
>Karlach
>Gale/Astarion/Laezel
Couldn't give two fricks about Wyll and Halsin
not even one classic beauty elf or fairy or shit? this game sucks
I'm a bit into Act 2 and Halsin still won't do anything but lounge around at camp.
1.Black person
2.Gay Black person
3.Thot Toad
4.Gay homosexual
Right now Shadowheart, Karlach and Astarion. Will switch it up again bit later, but so far it's been quite easy. Roll shit is not a problem
is karlach better than laezel in combat
Literally depends on the dicerolls. Not a huge difference between them otherwise.
Might switch then
seeing
>laezel disapproves
for literally [any decision] gets grating
exactly the reason I switched her out for Karlach. I liked the frog's design, her character got annoying quick though.
I don't know really, but I prefer Karlach so far
Yeah, barbarians actually serve a purpose
Fighters just suck all round
Battlemaster is fricking great and so is Eldritch Knight, especially if you focus on abjuration. AC so high I can't be hit. Plus Blur and nothing can harm me.
Paladins are okay too.
I'm going to have my halfling MC hug and fug her.
this
she was built for snu-snu'ing white male halflings
Because haha funny coom button
>She's also way too masculine and vulgar personalitywise.
That's most women nowadays. It's awful.
is it just me or is astarion a must for picking locks and shit
You could just not pick those locks. Why must everything in the game be yours?
i paid for the whole game so i will simply take everything in the whole game
Shadowheart is an adequate lockpicker
You can get by with 90% of locks with a 2 mod character + guidance.
If you can't lockpick or disarm something, throw it into your backpack and then send it to camp for the bawd to open.
Because she’s hot
ayy
You just described every woman in a modern CRPG, it's one of many reasons why I can't play them; the devs just don't like femininity on women.
Test.
She has amazing writing.
If anything the real cringe here is from the PC lines
>those lines
That's a mod that made the writing worse, right?
No just normal Larian writing
>look up where to get the demon gf
> on my way to get her
>stumble apon a barn making noise
>open the door and see this
I hope I can as much fun with the demon waifu
you can humiliate him if you're a barb
You can tell someone is bad at this game when they think Fighter/Barb aren't good.
Spoiler. They will be doing a vast majority of your damage if you aren't moronic and just blindly swinging attack rolls into high AC.
lmao go to /tg/ and ask how good fighter is
i'll wait here
Why would I need to do that? I'm playing the game on tactician utilizing all the mechanics of the game and my Fighter is absolutely fine.
I don't really give a shit what /tg/ says as most of them are trash at DnD as well. I'm playing a video game. And in this video game... Fighter is great if you aren't moronic regardless of what your opinion is.
wut
we be talking about bg3 here, a videogame
>get to the gnome tied up to the windmill
>press wrong lever by mistake
>windmill sends him flying out of sight
funny as frick but I hope I didn't screw myself over too badly
I have killed every single possible companion. They are literally all shit.
>no dragonborn companion
>not even as a guardian
Larian did the scaly homies dirty, weird since they had the Red Prince and all in the previous game
Anyway the worst companion is green frog b***h, only kept her around because I wanted the XP for doing her quest
Lae'zel is actually a fine character if you're playing a capital-G Good Guy and don't put up with any of her shit, she falls in line super quickly and is just an even more tsundere Shadowheart.
I've been telling her to sit down and shut up for hours and she just fricking hates me more and more while Shadow and Gale like me more and more for it.
Yeah I tried to have her on and I just got constant disapprovals from her so she's getting benched until the end of the game.
same, I just got rid of her and replaced her with Karlach and I don't regret it at all. give me boisterous and friendly muscle mommy over abrasive frog c**t any day.
One of my criticisms of the game is that, there's really no reason why you're the leader of the group in the first place? Why does anyone do what you say in the first place, outside of just being polite? It's weird, there should be more of a justification of why everyone just follows your lead (outside of really egregious decisions obviously)
because you're tadpole prime
>Shadowheart
because you saved her
>Lae'zel
because shes dumb as frick
>Astarion
too used to getting told what to do
>Gale
idk
Btw, should we treat Tav as the only one that actually started as level 1? The origin is basically "you're a nobody, lol" and Tav gets oneshot by Durge in the blood in Baldur's Gate Story.
11 inch red demon FUTA wiener, obviously
Sounds like Morrigan, so she must be best girl
>Sounds like Morrigan
No Shadowheart is the Morrigan of BG3. Karlach is more like Sera from DAI
nah
Shadowheart is far too good natured to be a Morrigan
Why does Shadowheart even worship Shar, a neutral evil goddess of loss, darkness, and pain, when she (Shadowheart) is very clearly neutral good morality-wise?
Seriously, she ALWAYS approves of my Paladin taking the good options, the peaceful options, and the saint like options.
She's a street urchin taken in by the Temple of Shar so she ascribes them and and their patron Noble qualities she doesn't possess.
Viconia did that with Lolth and Shar too
Viconia was a Drow, which are genetically predisposed toward evil.
She's also a woman, so she's doubly disposed
Regardless, the point is, Viconia wasn't chaotic evil like most drow are, and therefore rationalized her worship of such an evil c**t of a goddess, SH is doing the same, because she's not a bad person
Not sure if it is a real memory, but apparently Sharites rescued her from a wolf when she was a kid. It's implied that it was Selunite right of passage for kids that they do, basically leave them in woods and see if they survive. Selunites don't seem to be that good either.
almost like shar and selune are playing both sides haha
I might be woman hater, but I have a suspicion that Shadowheart is manipulating mc, would not be far from Sharite description
She is a trickery cleric, it would be a good way to play into that aspect
From what I gather they rewrote her to an extent, in the earlier stages of early access she was far colder and less pleasant, but people complained so they changed that.
Ganker would have liked her more
Feels like there was supposed to be more companions so they ended up jury rigging the initial batch of evil companions into a nicer bunch to fit any party.
>Why do people like her?
Because she gets multiple attacks with advantage before most other people even have a second attack.
Or in other words, Barbarians are fun.
So basically all the origins are supposed to be level 6-12 originally, but heavily nerfed due to getting tadpoled. Or that's the justification for everyone having these in-depth backstories despite being lvl 1 nobodies.
La'zel would have been around level five before she got tadpoles but Gale.woilsve been 20th at least because of the shit he did. Surviving Netherese magic takes some serious shit.
Others yeah, around 10 to 15.
>Gale.woilsve been 20th at least
Dating the Goddess of Magic and trying to steal her power?
He's super lofty even by the standards of this party
I was originally going to say 6-20 (because the NPC Gith are all level 6 and she's the most "normal" of the party) but figured I'd be criticized as rating the others too high.
>that's the justification for everyone having these in-depth backstories despite being lvl 1 nobodies.
Just like playing DnD really
Wyll outright says he was capable of more shenanigans before getting Tadpol'd, yeah.
>sided with the druids
did I make a mistake?
yes unless your character is a white girl
gith girl
>Siding with literal Black person gypsy demons
the only reason to save the grove is to get your female mc fricked by a bear, that's literally it
But it's also the Good™ thing to do
saving it so you can kill them all yourself personally... yes you're right
So, she's a barbarian?
Mud Mephits are pure cancer.
>Explodes on death
>Spans Mephit that will also explode on death
>There's like 30 of them
I'm dying from success.
my large wife!
h-hot
Get a piggyback ride
my large wife who just wants a hug!
Karlach is incredibly based and her romance conversations are kino
>when she says she wants to ride you until you pass out but can't because she'd literally melt your wiener off
Has anyone tried her "too hot" romance scenes while playing a race/class with fire resistance?
it plays out the same, you just get an extra [Tiefling] line beforehand
do you seriously think they bothered to cover this when they made the cinematic? do you really want an anon to waste tens of hours on this?
Is there any transmog mod out yet? so much of the gear looks like absolute ass
Why are her breasts so small?
So if I go through the mountain pass can I go back and frick around in the underdark?
nope, once you're done with Act 1 you're done
Ganker hates her because everything you just described is how the average Ganker user is irl except in a lot worse shape, balding, and they will never be a woman.
So I thought the underdark would have some special plotline with Shadowheart and Justicars or something, but I'm pretty sure I've explored every inch and there was nothing there for her, did I miss something?
it continues in Act 2
Cool, thanks anon