>still using candles and incense for your summoning rituals >not just using 5g of crisco and an overheating graphics card
Try and keep up with the times, grandpa. It's not 480 AD anymore.
Yeah sure let me just go source some actual fricking unicorn horn in this day and age. Or I could substitute twice as much reindeer antler at a fraction of the price and effort.
AWWW, LOOK AT THIS WOOFER, WHAT A BORKER, SUCH A WOOF BORK PUPPER, LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! WHO'S A HECKING PUPPERINO? YOU'RE A GOODBOI CLOUDY DOGGERINO!
that's not summoning. there aren't even any candles or incense
>t.
>still using candles and incense for your summoning rituals
>not just using 5g of crisco and an overheating graphics card
Try and keep up with the times, grandpa. It's not 480 AD anymore.
that will never catch on besides tradition and hardwork is very important when it comes to summoning. there are no shortcuts
Yeah sure let me just go source some actual fricking unicorn horn in this day and age. Or I could substitute twice as much reindeer antler at a fraction of the price and effort.
>american summoning
Stay seething eurothaum. Enjoy having your only supplier of reagents be fricking gypsies.
>candles or incense
Just make a cum circle, it's easy and free.
>Just make a cum circle, it's easy and free.
>"bro, just summon the cum demons"
>not beating the demons and ascending as a cum lord
It's a digital dachshund, like a digital devil.
He trapped a couple of souls into that ds
>You'll understand my point of view
AWWW, LOOK AT THIS WOOFER, WHAT A BORKER, SUCH A WOOF BORK PUPPER, LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! WHO'S A HECKING PUPPERINO? YOU'RE A GOODBOI CLOUDY DOGGERINO!
When do you think he will die? He looks healthy enough to make it to late 90s at least.
Miyamoto is already dead, they will only reveal it months after BotW2 is released. They still got a few recorded videos to post to their fans.