>Shit on Samurott for not looking like Oshawatt. >This thing is fine though

>Shit on Samurott for not looking like Oshawatt
>This thing is fine though
Wtf is wrong with this fanbase, this doesn't even look like a bird

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen your idea of """improving""" the design already, and it's shit. Just accept that Gamefreak came up with something cool to represent shamo chickens.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's so ugly

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like both

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this shit exists
    >now too late to get a good chicken design from this god forsaken franchise
    Sad.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now too late
      I’m sure you will get your mom’s chicken if you wait around a few more generations.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing is that Combusken looks like shit.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only difference is this one looks COOL and BADASS and is an AWESOME way to build on Combusken's and Torchic's design.
    I love Samurott but it kinda looks awkward.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't shit on it because at least it makes sense
    >pokemon based on wienerfighting and kickboxing
    >legs developed to use blaze kick with it's long and strong legs
    >however, blaziken's appearance is still reminiscent of a bird with a bird's beak and paws instead of hands where samurott goes from otter to fricked up looking narwhal

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it makes zero sense. Humanoid designs are not as good at kicking as you know, birds.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It does have bird's legs. They're just hidden.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't, and you know it. Its legs are entirely humanoid and it poses as such. If it had bird legs it would not pose like that.

          >Humanoid designs are not as good at kicking
          explain hitmonlee

          Hitmonlee is a humanoid. It kicks. This does not make it the ultimate kicker, and this is just going by Pokémon logic in the first place. Humans were not even meant to kick, it's entirely learned behaviour. A cassowary kick is far stronger by default, though you're probably getting killed by its talons before the impact of the kick.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No it doesn't, and you know it.
            Look at the talons on its feet you colossal moron.
            Couldn't give less of a frick about the pose. Fighting types are typically humanoid.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tell me you know nothing about bird legs without telling me you know nothing about bird legs.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean fully digitigrade legs, yes I know shitlicker. They're still not human.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The legs are certainly an awful lot closer to human legs than bird legs. The only thing it shares with birds is the talons.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a fighting wiener but its legs are inspired by boosters with feathered feet. Surely the pose was tweaked because fighting wieners look kinda stupidly off balance, but they still look pretty humanoid in the way they stand.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              why he looks so handsome he looks like it has pecs

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Humanoid designs are not as good at kicking
        explain hitmonlee

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit on Samurott for not looking like Oshawatt
    this has never been the reason.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >talons on feet
    >talons on hands
    Somebody ITT is already jerkin' their wiener to this

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks good and is in a gen people like
    samurott is neither

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