Shit zoomers say about games

>PS2 is retro
>PS2 is the only console you need
>Dark Souls 3 is the best

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The PS2 is literally retro since it released 23 years ago.

    Funny how nobody had a problem with avgn calling the NES and SNES retro back in 2006.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >avgn
      who?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s the face of Onions drinks. Like the Jake from Statefarm but for onions

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      retro isn't decided by some numerical age
      from your perspective, would there be a future time where ps4 is retro but PS5 isn't? I couldn't tell you the difference between the 2 consoles they're the same thing with many of the same games, it'd make no sense

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A game system that's over 20 years old is considered retro. In 10 years time the ps4 will also be considered retro.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          delusional

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon? Is your head okay?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            In 2033 the ps4 will be fricking retro. Like how the NES was retro by 2003.

            You're not seriously going to consider the ps4 to be "modern"? In 10 years are you?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ESL and false dichotomy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this

          ps2 isint retro its just /vr/ actually wants to talk about video games and Ganker wants to talk about trannies zoomers and porn
          the wii, ps3, and Xbox 360 is gonna be on there to

          I'm 35 and I say the PS2 is retro. Anything over 20 years old is retro imo. 20 is vingt in french, vingt age, vintage is 20 years. 20 years is the age of maturity. Retro isn't a pejorative term it's just something that isn't modern, there's no need to be upset about it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you want to get technical about it, the word refers to works derivative of the past, so PS2 will never be retro.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually, it's both
              >Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time
              involving : Playing the actual ps2
              relating to : Emulating a PS2 game on a recent computer
              reminiscent of an earlier time : Playing a new game that looks retro, like a boomer-shooter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source for that def?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thefreedictionary.com/retro

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2d platformer
          >comes out in 2023
          >label it retro
          >no one complains

          >make Gears of War inspired shooter
          >label it retro
          >Steam comments: wtf? How the frick is this shit 'retro'?
          Retro is a style it has frick all to do with age and you know it. Most people who agree with you apply it inconsistently, labeling fricking Undertale a retro game yet if I made a game based on Resistance: Fall of Man would be the first to complain about it being labeled retro.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            100% this
            Ganker is filled with autists unable to discern different styles so they think there must be some objective age where something becomes retro

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gears of War is retro, it came out in 2006.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              lrn2read

              You go into Steam right now and browse the retro tag, do you see games modeled after the PS3 and Xbox 360 era there? No, you see a frickton of MODERN GAMES made in 2d sprite style. Go fricking release a motherfricking Gears of War clone and call it retro and most people who AGREE WITH YOU, INCLUDING YOU, would b***h that it's mislabeled.

              If a modern game can be retro and a 20 year old game can't, the same applies to consoles. You can't invent reasons to apply different rules to one then the other. That's mental gymnastics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ps3 and Xbox 360 games are on vimms lair

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So then what makes a system retro, smart-ass?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this wasn't apparent to you? lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna answer the question or just dodge it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >retro isn't decided by some numerical age
        It literally is you fricking moron. It's why the cutoff date for anything in /vr/ is 2007, and why the 7th gen was begrudgingly allowed there.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what's retro or not is decided by some small board on an incel discussion website

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to some random moron online that doesn't even know the definition of random?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is decided by age. Also the difference between PS2 vs 3, 4 and 5 is cosmic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          CONSOOOM

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>PS2 is retro
    >>PS2 is the only console you need
    >>Dark Souls 3 is the best
    Said no one ever.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The obsession Ganker has with zoomers is only outmatched by their obsession with trannies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >old generation dumb
      >new generation is even dumber and will cause the end of the world
      >my generation is the smartest
      Is a tale as old as time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheeeeeesh lil bro spittin facts no cap

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This board use of ironic shitposting is far worse, hardly any genuine thoughts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literal ironic reddit posting
        have a nice day homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething zoomer troony and probably a botlib homo

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you disagree with me you are [things i dont like]
            low IQ thought process

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe we wouldn't be obsessed if they stopped ruining everything for everyone else.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is them being a shit generation somehow now their parents fault?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What have zoomers done to you, mate?
        Gaming is still made for millenials, who are still the primary audience

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheeeeeesh lil bro spittin facts no cap

      Fr fr. Salty smols w/ sus finesse. Mid vibe big yikes, channel e-boys.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    True. In reality PS3 is retro

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PS2 is the only console you need
    They don't say this

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing a video game? Dude that's like uncool fr.
    >Join the gang on twitchter to watch homosexual69's stream
    >He's playing Elder Gay :pogger:
    >c'mon dude at least donate a $10 :sadge:

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >silky smooth fps

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls 3 is the worst action and rpg ive ever played. Softcaps ruin the rpg, rollspam ruins the combat. Its a very well rounded shit game
    Fromsoft died after kingsfield 4 and AC3, you zoomers have been worshipping zombie Fromsoft, just like zombie star wars, zombie type moon, zombie sony

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ps2 isint retro its just /vr/ actually wants to talk about video games and Ganker wants to talk about trannies zoomers and porn
    the wii, ps3, and xbox 360 is gonna be on there to

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    out of the 3 DaS games alone
    DaS has the most soul
    DaS is the easiest, but the most polished, making this statement arguably correct.
    DaS 2 is a clunky piece of shit with mediocre bosses

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS2 would be considered retro, logically speaking. It's like 20 year's old. 2 decades marks it as retro.
    PS2 being the only console you need to sounds more like some sort of 90's kid sonyfanboy cope. or some pretentiouis zoomer pretending to be retro. could go either way.
    DaS 3 is arguably the best of the 3 albeit the least charming.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >character customization is midtier ong. Only 3 gender options ain’t bussin
    >where are the BIPOC characters?
    >lmao iono what this story building Shit is but it’s boring af
    >where is the store so I can get at the dances and skins?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[console i grew up with] is retro
    >[console i grew up with] is the only console you need
    >[game released within the past decade] is the best
    hold onto what gave you that innocent happiness my friend

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>PS2 is the only console you need
    Sounds too based for a zoomer to say

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the first DaS is the most memorable and has the most charm, arguably best open world. aged like fine wine.
    2nd DaS only + is the dual wield/weapon swing system can be creative, but that's it. the open world is mid. the bosses are all generic humanoids. the level design is mediocre at best, annoying at worst. B-team game
    DaS 3 polished the formula, has a lot of content. only drawback is that it's a little easier that the other two (although all of them are easy anyway).
    If you replay all the DaS in order you'll come to appreciate DaS 3 bosses more, because DaS bosses are barebones in mechanics, DaS 2 bosses are too basic, and DaS 3 bosses at least feel more like different bosses

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Newest Slop] has pretty good graphics and sound and should get additional points for that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a game should care about how it looks and sounds,
      you would probably hate the person who added something that broke the entire art style of your favorite game.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >effortlessly and casually mindbreaks your board just by existing

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    3D games arent retro until we fully transition into VR. SNES,NES, Sega games and consoles were always 2D with the odd experimental games. When we switched from 2D to 3D thats when the older generation became retro.

    Similarly if games move on fully to VR in 2300 it means the past console generations will also become Retro because the standards have switched.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lrn2read

      You go into Steam right now and browse the retro tag, do you see games modeled after the PS3 and Xbox 360 era there? No, you see a frickton of MODERN GAMES made in 2d sprite style. Go fricking release a motherfricking Gears of War clone and call it retro and most people who AGREE WITH YOU, INCLUDING YOU, would b***h that it's mislabeled.

      If a modern game can be retro and a 20 year old game can't, the same applies to consoles. You can't invent reasons to apply different rules to one then the other. That's mental gymnastics.

      >2d platformer
      >comes out in 2023
      >label it retro
      >no one complains

      >make Gears of War inspired shooter
      >label it retro
      >Steam comments: wtf? How the frick is this shit 'retro'?
      Retro is a style it has frick all to do with age and you know it. Most people who agree with you apply it inconsistently, labeling fricking Undertale a retro game yet if I made a game based on Resistance: Fall of Man would be the first to complain about it being labeled retro.

      Retro is a style and a timeframe.
      A game can be in the "style" and "look" of how older games typically play, and there's nothing wrong with labeling that in the "retro style" category.

      The literal definition of retro is past trinkets of yesteryear. A game system that is over 20 years old is not fricken modern. This is why by early 2030's the ps4 will literally be retro as well as all its games. Might not look or appear retro, but the release dates would confirm it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro retro is a style but if a new game is styled like that then its not retro but "retro style" when though I just said retro was a style
        autism

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    balding millennials killed gamiAAAACK

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ohio swagg bussin sheeesh rizz

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro the ps3 isn't retro uhhhh
    >why? just because I'm mentally 12 still
    >despite the world has gone to shit and has gone through massive culture shocks
    >nothing today is similar to what was on that console for majority of it's life span
    but yeah let's just ignore reality and time as a whole
    you're not balding and you aren't a troony and you aren't a gay and if you haven't thought of the past any time recently and missing it
    if any of these 4 don't apply to you then
    sure go ahead live in denial

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think retro is 8 bit and 16 bit games

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retro is 2 console generations ago from the current console generations

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