"Shitmons" are fun to use and I'm tired of pretending they're not

I love this little guy.
>73 Attack paired with 85 Speed is totally doable
>Learns signature move Tail Glow at level 21, which is basically Nasty Plot before Nasty Plot was a thing
>Learns 2nd signature move Signal Beam at level 25, which was the best Bug-type move until Gen 4
>Great TM compatibility
What more do you need? A 130 Attack stat with a game-breaking ability? Frick off back to your nu-gen power-creep garbage. Johto and Hoenn have a ton of so-called shitmons that are great fun to use.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thing is basically indestructible

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real problem is being unable to use it in sinnoh, but in other games it’s really fun.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being unable to use it in sinnoh
        huh? It's pretty easy to get as far as honey mons are concerned

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >firefly with worse spatk gets tail glow
    what did gamefreak mean by this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Volbeat and Illumise get the Elemental Punches and have Baton Pass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Volbeat still gets use out of Tail Glow, but it really should have been Illumise’s exclusive move instead. Her whole shtick is that she uses status moves to buff herself and hinder the opponent.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    signam beam is a physical move you fricking retad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      reread ops post

      >firefly with worse spatk gets tail glow
      what did gamefreak mean by this?

      same reason shadow ball lowers spdef, they didnt know they werent going to do the phys/spec split until the following gen

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares just use what you like. I’m not picking Pokémon based on their strength. I used Dustpx because I liked it not because it was a relative challenge.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did it fare in game?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I used one in an Emerald Nuzlocke years ago and he did fairly well. He died, but only because of a stupid mistake I made while level grinding just before Tate and Liza.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Different anon here. I used dustox in oras in a “shit team” run (along with wishcash and mightyena) and he was the best member. toxic, moonlight, double team was stupidly fun. Moment I got quiver dance it was all over.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep powder and leech seed make it fun to use

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and Whimiscott have been great for me in-game and can dab on Pokemon 10+ their own level. Great for catching too with double powder. Also Pelipper. STAB fly and Surf in HM gens give it amazing role compression. Lilligant was fun and carried me throughout gen 5, especially with the additional EXP (I used the trade one).

      For pick-3 online I love Frosslass with Taunt, T-Wave, Destiny Bond and Ice Beam. Quiver Dance Venomoth is a blast too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm more of a swords dance + acrobatics enjoyer myself

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's the fastest sleeper in the west. He really helped me cheese Red.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >johto is so piss easy you can beat it with shitmons
    yeah

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally rent free

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >johto Pokémon are good enough to be used in their introduction game, ergo Johto is “piss easy”
      Fricking idiot

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firmly agree, lotta low BST mons are actually the most fun to use. Kecleon is one of my favorites, it's legitimately OP when used in-game by the player, it effectively serves to counter every single mons that uses moves of types that resist themselves. Considering that's mainly special types, Kecleon's amazing special defense ends up being really helpful too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Wallace’s Milotic can’t do dick against Kecleon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      a legitimate competitive was not a thing until gen 5 so judging mons from first 4 gens on their competitive abilities is dumb

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        define
        >a legitimate competitive

        >judging mons from first 4 gens on their competitive abilities is dumb
        Smogon allows you to actively play these generations on Showdown to this day, and the explosion of so-called "competitive Pokemon" (not VGC) happened during Gen 4 coinciding with the onset of competitive Poketubing
        if anything Gen V is a dark age shrouded in the most obscurity since the first three gens' "competitive"

        anyway, no it's not

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly not even sure this even counts, genuinely underrated in GSC playthtough. normal stab, and overall decent to good stats except speed.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't deserve your bros if you use compgay terms like "shitmon".
    Anyway, you're a homosexual just as every person evolving their Tangela.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reread OP, homosexual. I used the term “shitmon” in a satirical sense to convey my disdain for it. Blow me.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure you did metagay.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say moron. If I were you I’d start polishing the shoes of the upper class outside your little shithole ghetto so that you’ll have even the slimmest chance of being spared from TND. Probably named your Tangela after some famous monkey rapper.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the only term we currently have for Pokémon that don’t perform well in a competitive context. What else can we call them “competitively challenged”?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        low tier mons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Tangrowth is a badass evolution. Anyone who says otherwise is a homosexual, especially (You)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Shitmon" is only a bad word for compgays, for people who enjoy the games it means "hope".

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're 100% right. Whenever I replay games I always use shitmons since it's more fun that way. I used Illumise on my Emerald play through last year

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read your cope metagay.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i agree. we should use the pokemon we like, strength isn't that important. these games are designed for fun.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminds me of the gamecube games. i used dewgong in gale of darkness since its one of the only surf users in the entire game. ended up being my GOAT. aurora beam + surf made for a solid STAB throughout the game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUGAWNG

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always liked "shitmons" from the very start. Its funner when everything doesn't blow up in 1 hit over and over.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of shitmons are balanced by having faster levelling, so while they suck at doctored lv50/100 stuff they are perfectly fine in a playthrough because they are just at a higher level at any given time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true. You rarely ever see meta Pokémon in the Fast or Erraric growth rate.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very true. You rarely ever see meta Pokémon in the Fast or Erraric growth rate.

      good insight

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >which was the best Bug-type move until Gen 4
    Megahorn was; Signal Beam only became more distributed during Gen 4

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon is surprised garbage like Volbeat is usable in a game made for babies

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except Volbeat isn’t garbage. I know people who were pleasantly surprised when they gave him a shot. If you wanna say mons like Spinda and Ledian are garbage then go right ahead, but that ain’t Volbeat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, Volbeat is fricking goated

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