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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks much better in remake thank god

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea anon it LOOKS better but it plays much much worse

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it LOOKS better but it plays much much worse
        nuGanker in a nutshell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry it's a very difficult puzzle and nobody thinks you're borderline mentally handicapped for struggling there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it doesn’t. The one in the OG is just a few small Alt pathways that don’t lead to anything. They took the mech hands and did something super cool with them. I was fricking smiling when I got to this part. Ad before you meme it up and say how it’s tedious or muh replay value homie I don’t care. This segment was fricking cute and the music slapped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >the original looked bett-ACK

      >Muh Norumaaaa
      Wasn't him, israelite. homosexual didn't even know he was on the game till announcement at E3

      Describes the original game perfectly

      >should have given the player more freedom
      It did

      How much is Nomura paying you, BA7RY?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno who ba7r7 is but if he makes you mad he is based and I hope he gets payed well for it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is this where the transvestite bar is that replaced the brothel?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take a deep breath first and try again, you're so mad you can't even type a proper sentence.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I'm upset they ruined the story of the original game to pander to a modern SJW audiences, included some of the most soulless sidequests in gaming, coupled with the incredibly lazy VR missions in place of meaningful areas for optional content.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                None of what you said is true though, so maybe you should stop being so upset at a video game and instead use your time to do something that you enjoy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I just can't believe what they do to yuffie in the dlc. shocking that this made it into a released game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So why are dead characters now alive? Why are the side quests completely meaningless yet missable? Why do VR missions exist instead of creating areas within the actual world to explore like other RPGs and the original FF7 did? What part is not true?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So why are dead characters now alive?
                Because the story is not over.
                >Why are the side quests completely meaningless
                All of them have lore, some more than others.
                >Why do VR missions exist instead of creating areas within the actual world
                >Why does optional content I don't like exist
                Not my problem. VR missions were great and the summon/Weiss boss fights were amazing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Because the story is not over.
                But they retroactively changed elements of the story, for example the eco terrorists didn't really kill everyone, that was the bigger bomb secretly planted by Shinra!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't change the fact the characters are still responsible for the entire thing even happening and still decided to move forward with their plan so it doesn't change anything about the main cast or their motivations. The only thing it changes is the fact that Shinra in the remake, feel like an actual threat and also builds up the plat falling incident better because it already hints at the fact President Shinra is willing to kill innocent people to achieve his goals. It makes the story flow more organically from Shinra blowing up the reactor to blowing up an entire plate. There is nothing negative about this minor change in the story. It only enhances the narrative.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                were there any changes in remake you felt didn't enhance the narrative?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why did the time jannies change the honeybee inn?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                time travel brah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        b***h I'm not reading that leftwing meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BA7RY
        litterally nobody brings up this boogeyman unless it's Jimbo or Barry.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting so upset over this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooo you cant be passionate about things! you just can't!!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    XV is such a better game than this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Barry

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the original looked bett-ACK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool glorified hallway

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Describes the original game perfectly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >level design from 1997 is the exact same 25 years later
            that's not a good thing anon. Part 1 is only Midgar which should have given the player more freedom.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >should have given the player more freedom
              It did

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that part is funny barry just shoots boss down while cloud and tifa just sit on side doing nothing

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or you can play the game like a normal functional human and use spells with the other characters while shooting with "barry".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh no GTA-Kun is back 🙁

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We told him years ago that his wish to explore midgar more and for remake to have more interesting side missions wasn't valid criticism, and yet he persists

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The dude literally said the remake was shit because you couldn't explore the upper plates at all, like he wanted to deliver pizzas to sector fricking 5.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The dude literally said the remake was shit because you couldn't explore the upper plates at all
                Seriously? But that criticism isn't valid at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                None of the criticism is valid anon. Just a bunch of schizo posting is all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that looks from ff8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes that's the copyright that appears when you screenshot anything using your console, brainlet esl-kun.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >console peasant
            That explain your shit taste.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, I am not poor nor underage. I don't need to wait 3 years before I get to play a game I want. Real sorry you can't afford to spend $200 on a console though.

              >console
              hahahahaha

              no need to samegay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That pic looks like absolute shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Have you tried touching grass before looking at the pic?

                were there any changes in remake you felt didn't enhance the narrative?

                Everything about the time jannies but mainly how it was executed. They're an interesting plot device but how they handled it was atrociously bad. I will withhold full judgment until the trilogy is done.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you keep posting the same location

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all from the opening, which was the demo and where 90% of the advertising was.

                I wonder will he post a dozen pictures from the slum hallways during the day? which is where you spend most your time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >all from the opening
                Incorrect.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Have you tried touching grass before looking at the pic?
                [...]
                Everything about the time jannies but mainly how it was executed. They're an interesting plot device but how they handled it was atrociously bad. I will withhold full judgment until the trilogy is done.

                Do I detect some hurt of the butt?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I am not poor nor underage.
                >Plays on a plastic toy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't afford a 10 year old console
                >toys cope
                Sorry to inform you, all video games are children toys regardless of platform. When you grow up and get a job maybe you'll be able to move out of your 3rd world favela shithole, then you won't have to depend on your single mom to buy you games. Until then, just keep coping.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting this hard
                You seem salty. All video games are for children, but not all plataforms are. Enjoy your plastic toy, you don't need to be this insecure, you dont have to prove anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >All video games are for children, but not all plataforms are
                Sounds like cope. The only platform not for children is PC and if you're mainly using it to play video games then even that is just a glorified plastic toy you build to play children's games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that bloom

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >looks like generic UE trash

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a church looks like a church
                Oh my, that's infuriating.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was talking about the lighting and shaders

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Game that was made in Unreal Engine, looks like game that was made in Unreal Engine.
                Shocking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know it was made in the UE engine, but that explains why it looks like shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >console
            hahahahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly lokks really good
        too bad you only spend 30 minutes in upper midgar for the whole game and the rest of the game take place in the horrendous slums
        what was even the point of making an entire game set in Midgar?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To avoid having to make the expansive open world OUTSIDE Midgar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lovin' the low poly 70s muscle car from some generic asset library on the left.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like Tim Burton's version of Gotham City, was that the inspiration?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dog is from Final Fantasy XIII, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly wonder what's like working at video game company nowadays? Do they just run the clock, shitting out endless photo scanned models out, and copy pasting pajeet code from other software? There really is no feel of a combined passion coming together to make a complete art piece.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's exactly that. if there was any passion, we'd feel it when we play it.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least 7R was a million times better than XV and the XIII trilogy and we will never go back to those dark times (2010 ~ 2019).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it made me like 15 and that shit was horrible to play.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it made me like 15
        Sorry you have shit taste. Nothing can make me like 15 because I am not a homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sorry you like a game worse than 15. 15 at least had world to explore instead of FF13 hallways and picking your party members for you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It had an empty soulless world and the worst arpg combat modern gaming has seen. The only redeemable aspect of the game is its music and maybe its graphics but then again the art direction was utter shite so it didn't let the graphics shine that much.

            Regardless, FFXVgays deserve the rope.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              being 2nd worst is not an accomplishment as you think it is. both are irredeemable shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know if you have realized but you're having an imaginary argument you schizo cuck. I haven't said a single word about the remake, you're the only one bringing it up to justify you liking XV.
                There is no ifs or buts or any valid reason to like XV. It's shit, utter trash, garbage and by far and away the worst game in the mainline Final Fantasy franchise. have a nice day for even defending it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                touch grass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sorry can't too busy fingering your mom's butthole

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you fingers your mom?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you fingers
                You bloody frick you bastard b***h sir bloody frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                touched a nerve, i see

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ye's you touches the nervesed a lot, i see too. Bloody frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you know that's a sin for fingering your own mother.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Insallah b***h frick bloody

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                repent for your sins

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fingering you? noooo... why fingering you? god fingers?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The multiplayer mode was cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XV is what is keeping me from buying any FF from then on for a penny more than $18, including tax. That will include the ENTIRE remake of 7R.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, no. I'm sure as shit not paying a subscription to play a game, much less FF.

          Square is pretty much dead to me, unless Taro makes something new.

          You can just pirate the games, brother. No need to wait 20 years until they're all out and had their price dropped to $20 for all 3.

          Nah, not even going to bother, because that would still cost me my time. I'm unaware of any good FF game since FFX, and even that one was arguable. I'm gonna have to hear amazing things for long enough for the game's price to drop for me to check it out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's free.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Only until you hit a certain level. So no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which wouldn't cost you a penny.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can just pirate the games, brother. No need to wait 20 years until they're all out and had their price dropped to $20 for all 3.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh Norumaaaa
    Wasn't him, israelite. homosexual didn't even know he was on the game till announcement at E3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOO, IT'S NOT THE DIRECTOR'S FAULT, HE DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but two of the best songs play there. The exploration and battle theme for that location are great and only no taste tards would say otherwise.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so bright when the Midgar upper city should be obscuring the sun?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sector 6 has a giant hole in the upper plate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The skybox and lighting are probably one of the coolest things about FF7R. I was actually really impressed with how the plate looked.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that ps3 textures

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder Tifa and Cloud are complete strangers, her inviting him to play is an asspull retcon because the first time he came anywhere near her was when her mother died and they parted ways immediately afterwards, that she basically blew the planet up because she's a moron for not calling out Cloud's mental illness in time (muh checking on him).

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEARYOU LA LA LA LA LA LA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not valid because theyre dead
      Theyre still in the game and will forever be, this is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all criticism is valid, people have the right to opinions even more so if more people agree that its bad like in the case of FF7R

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Threads have unironically improved since started shutting down whiners

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you're getting the remake you wanted as a gacha mobile game and you're still complaining
      ???????????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's falseflagging. Nobody thinks the mobile games actually look good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But wait... does that mean the people saying "stop complaining, you're getting ever crisis" are...?
          Oh no

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. It means you're trying too hard and everyone can tell when you're falseflagging
            >the people saying
            kek, should I pretend there are multiple people posting 7R screenshots in this thread too? Sounds fun.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just happy we can ignore the people who say "stop complaining, you're getting ever crisis" as shitposters now. What a great day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, we can ignore you when you spout that bullshit to artificially create arguments that favor you while pretending to be multiple people. It truly is a great day but also a sad one, because I honestly feel sorry for the things you must be going through in your life. Can't imagine what is like living with such a severe mental illness. If you need to talk about it, I am always willing to lend an ear.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just happy we can ignore the people who say "stop complaining, you're getting ever crisis" as shitposters now. What a great day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I am always willing to listen, brother. We are all beings of this earth after all. Don't be shy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm glad we agree

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need to get a life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong and I'm glad someone is shutting down those shitty "arguments" that we've seen a million times already

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the original is shit
          and remake is good? it's same shit but with extra shit that fricks up the story it tells

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If there's one thing this game needed to get right was the fricking art style, it's such a shame since the original oozes soul, meanwhile in the remake we get shitty copy pasted flat panels and other homosexual shit in the reactor

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sweet a schizo thread

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your Kingdom Hearts mashup where Aerith will still die, only with Donald Duck wailing in the background.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh sweet, a schizo trying to defend time jannies again.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll forgive all of Remake's ills for getting Yuffie right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many of them materia orbs do you think she can fit?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FF7R fricking SUCKS !! Square should sell Nomura's division and focus on pumping more Luminous kino like picrel tbdesu

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy has never been good

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    7 has always bee worse than 9 IMO

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This company is such a fricking mess they should just call it quits. A remake that people have been looking forward to for over a decade, and it turns out to be the biggest pile of shit ever. Now they claim they're working on a part 2 that will not only probably not happen, but if it does it'll be even worse.

    Just fricking go away SquareEnix, just go away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait until they kill Cloud and we have to go through six months of paid marketers arguing
      >nobody could see it coming, it's pure genius

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you daily make scenarios in ur head to get angry at?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I called Cloud's death when the game released. Just remember me when it happens.
          Sephiroth cannot die as long as Cloud lives, Sephiroth is trying to protect him, he will either get himself stabbed to save Aerith or someone else beyond Sephiroth will kill him, but I wouldn'tt bet one dollar on him surviving the demake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, YOU go away! I want more Yuffie!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine complaining that they made something better

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking for a genuine answer.

    How much more has been added to FF7 remake? Is it worth buying to experience if I don’t give a shit about the story changes, enjoyed the remake when it first hit, and money isn’t an issue? I also enjoy the combat somewhat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How much more has been added to FF7 remake?
      If you're talking about the PC version then the base game has some minor features added, like photo mode, a new super boss and generally stuff that is not of great importance.
      The meat of the PC version/Intergrade is the Yuffie DLC that continues the story, has a new mini game, a new summon (Ramuh) and is around 8 hours long if you do all the shit shit. Maybe 10 hours if the fort condor mini game is something you enjoy (it's pretty good, I actually wasted 5 hours on it).

      But yeah, DLC aside, base game is still the same base game with minor shit added plus a new super boss (Weiss).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah shit, thanks. I was hoping Intergrade was the next part of the story, having Yuffie and whatnot. What a letdown - already experienced the base game on console.
        I wonder when they’re going to actually get the story done. I thought it was suppose to be episodic, but if feels abandoned at this point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Yuffie DLC is a new story showing what Yuffie is up to during the events of the base game as well as adding a continuation to the base game's ending showing Zack as well as the party traveling to Kalm, it's not a full fledged sequel yeah.
          The remake project is not episodic, it's just a trilogy. Episodic would be something like the Telltales games so yeah, don't expect them to shit out "Episodes" every year. The sequel to 7R is supposed to release in Winter of 2023.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's just a trilogy. Episodic would be something like the Telltales games
            there's at least one telltale season that was only three episodes

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have they dropped anything besides Part 1 yet? I only ask because I have no interest in playing 1/6 of a game every few years.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first 2 hours of this game had me in genuine awe. Meanwhile the sidequest shit is the most obvious "we're here to waste your time" garbage I've ever seen

    The game needs some time to wind down but man, at least make it worthwhile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You're getting the remake you wanted as gacha mobile game
        Extremely valid complaint, this image is moronic and you should have a nice day, but only after killing your whole family. Spare future generations your gay genes.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the lever section with Red XIII

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god I hate jarpigs so fricking much

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bow wow wow bow wow wow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >English Version

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remake was a fricking huge mistake

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remake would've been pretty cool if it was made by literally anyone but Nomura

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I too, wonder why they let Nomura make it all by himself. Square Enix really are israelites. Why didn't they hire a full team of 200 people, including multiple co-directors and story writers to make the game alongside him. Can't believe on guy made the game all by himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning sir

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate this at first, the high five joke and time with Aerith was cute like a first date but then you come back because you want all the dresses and good fricking lord.

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