Should they recanonise Samus' height?

Should they recanonise Samus' height?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only two inches taller than me in her armor
    I thought she was way taller like 6'7"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shes not tall, its her armor
      shes wearing a glorified stool

      >Only half-a-feet taller than me
      neat
      I love me some big woman

      >you
      >5'7

      I think they should make her 7ft tbh. So she's like, like, more heroic n stuff haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. While she is a bird lady, she doesn't need to be any taller. She's not not a space elf or a space mareen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she should be 8ft

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shes not tall, its her armor
    shes wearing a glorified stool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5'11" is tall for a woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you do see the shape of her feet, don't you? She's not walking on stilts. At best the soles give her an inch or two and then the helmet another inch or two.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Only half-a-feet taller than me
    neat
    I love me some big woman

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you
    >5'7

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you
    >5'7"
    haha i wished

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should. Just like Cloud in FF7R

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus would never date a manlet

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fixed it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'5" and I think people are too hard on manlets.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus is only 6'3"
    I could fold her like a cheap suit and break her over my knee

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if Samus is 6'3'' Raven beak is a fricking GIANT

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Im 5’6 am I still cute enough for her

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not 5'7 and even if I was this fetish is corny so no. She can be a normal sized girl since the space suit does everything important for her.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No 6'3 woman would date a 5'7 man

    t.5'7 manlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you realise it's a drawing right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll date you anon, I am a 6'3 man though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My sister in law is 6'3 and one of her ex's was 5'5

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >b*rgershit measures everywhere

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obsession is your own fault.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can thank Britbongs for that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the USA the country with the most mutilated infant dicks in the western world?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >talks about dicks instantly
          homosexual, the first step to suicide

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Accuse people of being israelite sympathizers for using metric system.
            >Pathetically fail to deflect attention from the fact that the USA was uniquely subverted by israelites into accepting a child genital mutilation ritual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              what happened to the legendary britbong bants you frickers always mention? Also you gays unleashed the Rothschilds unto the world.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meds now.
                Who the frick told you I'm a bong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your angry reaction, m8

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that homosexualry started in Europe. You frickers brought that shit here when it was once upon a time considered taboo here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >measuring things in division of light's speed in a vacuum instead of body parts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay let's be reasonable, we can use meters for distances but keep feet for people's heights. Calling a dude 190 centimeters is just underwhelming.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'3. I dig it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually 6'8" (yeah I used to play football and basketball)

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    Man, I'd play the worst game in the world for hours to be that height

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are you homie?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 5'7"
    >gen chem II lab over my freshman summer semester
    >get partnered with a skinny 5'11" Korean girl
    >she's always giggling and saying stuff like "Sorry, you must always be weirded out by this awkward FIVE FOOT ELEVEN Korean girl haha"
    >one day she randomly says "You know what feels really good? Peeing, haha"
    >semester ends
    >never see her again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you missed a shit there brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure I missed her urine if anything

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >amerimixeds be like: this building is 2 toyotas and a hockey sticks tall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's another converting imperial is hard post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh god i want her to do that to me

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7"
    Is that really what I would look like being picked up by Samus?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, you'd be slightly taller, at least up to the bottom of her nose while standing, but ur still a dwarf.

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