>you wouldn't frick an orangutan, right?
It wouldn't frick me either. It would just build a spaceship out household electronics and fly away, like they always do.
pleasure sex would tempt Slaanesh to come a knocking. its a really bad idea for the Eldar. also Eldar were supposed to be really thin freakish alien and ugly prior to being humanized cuties in the DoW games.
True, but that was a planet-wide omega massive death-dealing skin-peeling skull-fricking infiniorgy. We're just talking about one human and one eldar who love each other very much having sex.
>Slaanesh was born from a planet wide orgy
No anon, Slaanesh was born from a species wide orgy across not a planet, not a solar system, but a large part of the entire Galaxy.
The Craftworld Eldar only survived because their ships were at the edge of the Galaxy, beyond the reach of Slaanesh being able to rip their souls from their bodies at the time of the God's birth.
A Space Marine Librarian for the Uotramarines is half Eldar. Filthy lorelets and secondaries will not remember this though, because they weren't alive when it was written.
how so? lets say you hypothetically hate afroamericans (you dont, but lets say that you do), no matter how much you hate them, if you see a female afromerican girl who goes to the gym infront of you, theres no denying that you would get an erection.
Several reasons, I will list three that spring to mind. First and foremost producing viable offspring would be a nightmare between the biological differences as well as the difference in mating rituals (the second reason in particular is why gene stealers struggle to gain a foothold on craftworlds, it takes forever for the courtship to be completed). Secondly you have to consider the mental aspect given the fact that eldari see anything that isn't a knife ear as a lesser being and humans are drilled with a religious dogma that makes them equally xenophobic. Lastly there's the psychological aspect. Watching an eldar move would likely make you nauseous as you experience the worst case of uncanny valley. Its movements even if the exact same as yours are far too fluid, too precise, just all around too much. It would leave you with a feeling of wrongess that would make your boner shrivel up into your stomach. For eldar it would be the opposite but with the same result. We'd look like drunken toddlers with how clumsy we move in comparison which would be a major turn off. Really the only thing that wouldn't put a non drukhari eldar off fricking a human is if said human were at the bare minimum and astartes.
>Watching an eldar move would likely make you nauseous as you experience the worst case of uncanny valley. Its movements even if the exact same as yours are far too fluid, too precise, just all around too muc
Explain this
It's pretty simple really. The uncanny valley springs from seeing gestures that you recognize but are just off in ways you can't properly understand, hence your brain kinda just goes "Oh god what the frick". The eldar aren't a result of natural evolution, they're literally hand crafted tools of war designed for precision that have over countless millennia had time to hone and refine their more graceful attributes to the point that they don't even consciously control it any more. Ever see that video of the screaming dental robot and get weirded out by how it moved? It'd be like that, only a thousand times worse because rather than being all jilted and janky looking it's the opposite issue. Say you're sitting at a table with two cups and an eldar comes over to grab one. It's movements while visually similar to yours at first glance just aren't right. It walks on two legs and uses a hand to grab yes, but somewhere in the time this occurs your brain would recognize something was different and send up a red flag.
Because the universe's genetics do not allow crossbreeding between species. This isn't DnD/Pathfinder/Warcraft. It's a fine way of putting an end to the usual coomers before infesting your franchise early on.
I also like the TES approach, where the child becomes its mother's race. So the more Elves you frick, the more you breed of these motherfrickers.
It's a realistic grimdark tone. Humans are literally so inferior it's barely hot to a dark eldar to get one to frick you and make you feel like a prostitute who fricks monkeys. Regular eldar are racially prideful, they are not humans. They will not think that way unless they go extreme like dark eldar, only humans think like that and they WOULD rape eldar but the problem is 1 eldar girl can kill dozens of men, so they kinda don't get caught and raped.
There is not. Some tard said that thing in an interview, it's never stated in any of the books, nor is it stated that these are human hybrids, neither is it stated that these hybrids are the result of natural interbreeding.
It could be very well be remotely possible with, since many (if not most) humanoid races were designed by the Old Ones, but there's no canon basis nor evidence for it, as you mentioned.
THE OCTAGONAL SURGICAL chamber was cold, the breath of its occupants misted before them. The two figures in charge of the procedure moved with a silky elegant poise through the shadowed chamber. The light was kept low, as the Surgeon's eyes were unaccustomed to brightness and it was widely reckoned that he did his best work in near-darkness anyway.
A channelled metal slab was bolted to the floor in the centre of the chamber, surrounded by arcane devices festooned with scalpel blades, long needles and bonesaws. The chamber's third occupant, a naked human male, lay unmoving atop its cold surface. There were no restraints holding him there. The Surgeon needed total freedom of movement of the body in order to work and the drugs would keep the subject from moving.
The Surgeon had administered the precise amount to achieve such an effect, yet not so much as to prevent him from feeling something of the procedure.
Where was the art if the Honoured could feel nothing?
The Surgeon wore an anonymous red smock and pulled on thick, elbow length rubberised gloves, the fingers of which ended in delicate scalpels and clicking surgical instruments. His assistant watched his fastidious preparations from the shadows with a mixture of languid boredom and reverence.
She had seen the Surgeon's skill with his instruments many times before, and though the things he could do were wondrous, she was more interested in her own pleasures. The Surgeon nodded to her and she span, naked, towards the slab on her tiptoes, a wicked leer splitting her full red lips.
There is not. Some tard said that thing in an interview, it's never stated in any of the books, nor is it stated that these are human hybrids, neither is it stated that these hybrids are the result of natural interbreeding.
She gripped the edges of the table and pushed herself upwards and forwards, lifting her legs slowly until she was completely vertical. She walked astride the prone human on her hands then propelled herself into the air, twisting on the descent to land astride the figure.
She could see the fear of the procedure in his eyes and smiled to herself. It was always the fear that aroused her. Aroused her and repulsed her. That this human ape could think that she, who had learned the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark, could actually enjoy this. Part of her was filled with self-loathing as she realised once again that she did, and it took an effort of will not to plunge her envenomed talons through his pleading eyes and into his broken mind. She shuddered, the man mistaking it for her pleasure, and leaned forwards, trailing her tongue along his exposed chest and feeling the skin pucker beneath her. She worked up to his neck and gently bit on the skin, her sharpened teeth penetrating his skin and tasting the bitter flavour of his bad blood.
He moaned as her teeth moved up his face, feathering razor kisses along the line of his jaw. Her long, blood red nails trailed up his ribs, leaving smoking, poisonous tracks in their wake. Her thighs tightened over his hips and she knew he was ready. The blood was singing in his rotten veins.
She looked over her shoulder and nodded to the Surgeon. Even though the human could not move, she sensed the terror rise up in him. The woman vaulted gracefully over his head, landing with a gymnast's grace behind the slab, spitting the blood that coated her teeth onto the floor. The Surgeon pressed the first of his bladed digits against the man's belly. Expertly, he opened him up, paring back the skin and muscle like the layers of an onion.
[...]
She gripped the edges of the table and pushed herself upwards and forwards, lifting her legs slowly until she was completely vertical. She walked astride the prone human on her hands then propelled herself into the air, twisting on the descent to land astride the figure.
She could see the fear of the procedure in his eyes and smiled to herself. It was always the fear that aroused her. Aroused her and repulsed her. That this human ape could think that she, who had learned the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark, could actually enjoy this. Part of her was filled with self-loathing as she realised once again that she did, and it took an effort of will not to plunge her envenomed talons through his pleading eyes and into his broken mind. She shuddered, the man mistaking it for her pleasure, and leaned forwards, trailing her tongue along his exposed chest and feeling the skin pucker beneath her. She worked up to his neck and gently bit on the skin, her sharpened teeth penetrating his skin and tasting the bitter flavour of his bad blood.
He moaned as her teeth moved up his face, feathering razor kisses along the line of his jaw. Her long, blood red nails trailed up his ribs, leaving smoking, poisonous tracks in their wake. Her thighs tightened over his hips and she knew he was ready. The blood was singing in his rotten veins.
She looked over her shoulder and nodded to the Surgeon. Even though the human could not move, she sensed the terror rise up in him. The woman vaulted gracefully over his head, landing with a gymnast's grace behind the slab, spitting the blood that coated her teeth onto the floor. The Surgeon pressed the first of his bladed digits against the man's belly. Expertly, he opened him up, paring back the skin and muscle like the layers of an onion.
[...]
[...]
Finally it was done. The grossly swollen organism was lifted from the subject's head and deposited on a wide metal tray at the end of the slab. The Surgeon lifted a narrow bonesaw as the creature began convulsing, its colour fading from lustrous black to a necrotic brown. Before it rotted away to nothing, the Surgeon split it across the thorax with the saw and removed a dripping yellow egg sac. It would be needed to grow another organism for the next time.
The Surgeon nodded to the naked woman who sashayed back to the slab and raised the man into a sitting position. His movements were slow and awkward, but she knew that his discomfort would soon pass. He gathered his clothing and sullenly pulled a short, blue velvet pelisse with silver stitching around his shoulders. He picked up a bronze tipped ebony cane and painfully shuffled towards the chamber's door.
Without turning, he snapped, ‘Well? Are you coming?’
She wienered her head to one side, her venomously beautiful features twisting into a sneer of contempt. He turned to face her, as though sensing her loathing of him.
His eyes locked on hers with a mixture of hatred and arousal and she could see from his beseeching eyes that he had suffered greatly. She was glad, and guessed that it would take at least six of the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark to placate him this time.
It was such a shame that human understanding of such things was so limited.
Source: "Nightbringer"
The Ultrasmurf omnibus was my first Black Library book. I hate to admit it but shit like this and Uriel kicking ass and all the ridiculous detail, I was hooked.
Then came Eisenhorn, then Gaunts, then Cain, and the rest is history
THE OCTAGONAL SURGICAL chamber was cold, the breath of its occupants misted before them. The two figures in charge of the procedure moved with a silky elegant poise through the shadowed chamber. The light was kept low, as the Surgeon's eyes were unaccustomed to brightness and it was widely reckoned that he did his best work in near-darkness anyway.
A channelled metal slab was bolted to the floor in the centre of the chamber, surrounded by arcane devices festooned with scalpel blades, long needles and bonesaws. The chamber's third occupant, a naked human male, lay unmoving atop its cold surface. There were no restraints holding him there. The Surgeon needed total freedom of movement of the body in order to work and the drugs would keep the subject from moving.
The Surgeon had administered the precise amount to achieve such an effect, yet not so much as to prevent him from feeling something of the procedure.
Where was the art if the Honoured could feel nothing?
The Surgeon wore an anonymous red smock and pulled on thick, elbow length rubberised gloves, the fingers of which ended in delicate scalpels and clicking surgical instruments. His assistant watched his fastidious preparations from the shadows with a mixture of languid boredom and reverence.
She had seen the Surgeon's skill with his instruments many times before, and though the things he could do were wondrous, she was more interested in her own pleasures. The Surgeon nodded to her and she span, naked, towards the slab on her tiptoes, a wicked leer splitting her full red lips.
[...]
She gripped the edges of the table and pushed herself upwards and forwards, lifting her legs slowly until she was completely vertical. She walked astride the prone human on her hands then propelled herself into the air, twisting on the descent to land astride the figure.
She could see the fear of the procedure in his eyes and smiled to herself. It was always the fear that aroused her. Aroused her and repulsed her. That this human ape could think that she, who had learned the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark, could actually enjoy this. Part of her was filled with self-loathing as she realised once again that she did, and it took an effort of will not to plunge her envenomed talons through his pleading eyes and into his broken mind. She shuddered, the man mistaking it for her pleasure, and leaned forwards, trailing her tongue along his exposed chest and feeling the skin pucker beneath her. She worked up to his neck and gently bit on the skin, her sharpened teeth penetrating his skin and tasting the bitter flavour of his bad blood.
He moaned as her teeth moved up his face, feathering razor kisses along the line of his jaw. Her long, blood red nails trailed up his ribs, leaving smoking, poisonous tracks in their wake. Her thighs tightened over his hips and she knew he was ready. The blood was singing in his rotten veins.
She looked over her shoulder and nodded to the Surgeon. Even though the human could not move, she sensed the terror rise up in him. The woman vaulted gracefully over his head, landing with a gymnast's grace behind the slab, spitting the blood that coated her teeth onto the floor. The Surgeon pressed the first of his bladed digits against the man's belly. Expertly, he opened him up, paring back the skin and muscle like the layers of an onion.
Finally it was done. The grossly swollen organism was lifted from the subject's head and deposited on a wide metal tray at the end of the slab. The Surgeon lifted a narrow bonesaw as the creature began convulsing, its colour fading from lustrous black to a necrotic brown. Before it rotted away to nothing, the Surgeon split it across the thorax with the saw and removed a dripping yellow egg sac. It would be needed to grow another organism for the next time.
The Surgeon nodded to the naked woman who sashayed back to the slab and raised the man into a sitting position. His movements were slow and awkward, but she knew that his discomfort would soon pass. He gathered his clothing and sullenly pulled a short, blue velvet pelisse with silver stitching around his shoulders. He picked up a bronze tipped ebony cane and painfully shuffled towards the chamber's door.
Without turning, he snapped, ‘Well? Are you coming?’
She wienered her head to one side, her venomously beautiful features twisting into a sneer of contempt. He turned to face her, as though sensing her loathing of him.
His eyes locked on hers with a mixture of hatred and arousal and she could see from his beseeching eyes that he had suffered greatly. She was glad, and guessed that it would take at least six of the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark to placate him this time.
It was such a shame that human understanding of such things was so limited.
Also: NTA, but "Dark Eldar Sourcebook, 7th Edition" explicitly says there are Dark Eldar-Human hybrids.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nowhere in that wall of text is it anywhere stated that hybrids exist. >NTA, but "Dark Eldar Sourcebook, 7th Edition" explicitly says there are Dark Eldar-Human hybrids
Cite it.
I find it hilarious that a species that, in canon, has next to no libido, procreate only for the purpose of offspring (which they don't even raise), and have pre-selected partners, are being "sexified".
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Illiyan_Nastase >lliyan Nastase is a half-Eldar, half-Human Imperial Astropath, who was the Chief Librarian of the Ultramarines in late M41. Before this, Nastase had been a Consul helping to run the advisory Senate to the Master of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica, and had assignments with the Imperial Fleet and Dark Angels Chapter.
Look I enjoy Eldar coom as much as the next guy but this is one of the rare occasions where something in 40k has 100% been made non-canon. Tigurius has been chief librarian for the Ultramarines for ages now.
Canon is whatever you want it to be honestly, it changes almost every edition and with shitty every book that gets written. Remember when the Squats got completely annihilated by the Tyranids and now they didn't?
This guy got retconned into a full blooded Eldar emissary from Uthwe that just sorta gave some advice to Girlyman after he was ressurrected or someshit.
It's astonishing how people still bring him up, as if ancient rogue trader lore would be relevant anymore.
40k was significantly different back then. An eldar-hybrid as a space marine would be unthinkable in the current lore.
The coomers that wank about half eldar don't give a frick, they just want to pretend that their fetish is justified in the lore for some bizarre reason.
There's no way, eldar reproduction makes it not possible anyway. Rather than most animals or species or such, for eldar reproduction isn't just sex once and then done. Rather pregnancy is a process which depends upon ongoing genetic contribution from the father, or fathers, hence eldar can have multiple fathers. Basically each time sex is had and more genetics are contributed by the father, the baby develops a little further. If this process isn't kept up, the pregnancy will just stall in development until further contribution is made.
So yes, in summation, it's really just not possible. I mean just for the sake of argument, you make it past all the other obstacles and manage to land yourself an eldar gf/wife/partner. Are you really going to be able to manage what she needs; constant baby-making sex all day every day for over a year straight?
You can probably see now why it just isn't possible.
>Are you really going to be able to manage what she needs; constant baby-making sex all day every day for over a year straight?
I don't know if I could, but I would definitely give it my best shot, as a believer in big lady supremacy(average eldar height for both sexes is seven feet).
This is complete fricking headcanon, why the frick do you morons take everythign written on this fricking site seriously? No 40k book, not even xenology, has made anything even close to the statements in that post, that anon pulled that cuck fantasy completely out of his arse.
Dark Millennium Online was in development over a decade ago but got canceled since the devs were smart and realized even back then MMOs were in their twilight years.
The milisecond Big E would stop to transfer his soul to something else or just reborn because he can do that, Terra would be swarmed by enough daemons to destroy the planet
He doesnt want that
His mind needs to be hooked up to the chair to keep a new eye of terror opening right under his mouldy ass. They'd need to build throne 2, convince another malcador or ten to deep fry their souls and then he's right back to sitting on the chair again but in a new shell.
Why does warhammer have so much coomer reddit garbage, so many ꜱoy video essays, mountains of shill threads and why should I be interested in a franchise that's so cringe?
Because painting your little doods is fun.
Also for those not in the know, there was going to be a 40k MMO but... well the license was owned by THQ and this was in development during the release of the Draw U tablet...
I must confess I didn't understand the hate for nu-crons to begin with, but yeah the revised version of the faction is pretty cool and flavorful. And if you're rabid for beep boop mindless terminators those still exist as a subfaction...
>Google name >practically 5 stars or 4.5 and higher
As somebody that admires 40k from afar, admittedly I've taken an interest in this. Will definitely consider purchasing this book for the sheer curiousity.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's good for a 40k book. Worthy of being in the 10 40k books which are worth your time.
My coworkers forced some necrons on me and now I’m painting them because I don’t want to disappoint them. How do I paint the cool green blades that they have on the box art?
Here is how you necrons as a beginner >Get a grey base spray >Paint metallic bits with a silver of your choice, my personal pick is always Leadbelcher >Paint green glowy bits with a green contrast paint and some warpstone glow on top
And you are pretty much done for necrons. And remember:
jesus christ homosexual dont add a buzzword to every fricking reason on your list
is correct, the 40k you are referring to is a very modern phenomena and because I hate myself I will endeavour to explain.
Warhammer 40,000 is now almost forty years old. During that time period its general portrayal and the setting itself was defined in the immediacy in terms of here are the weapons, armor, ect. of the universe but beyond that it was a sandbox for playing a wargame and selling models. The supplemental materials released focused on small, relatively unimportant characters who in the end made small victories, stopping an invasion, saving a world, ect. but who did not have much scale or scope beyond that. The vast majority of the 40k community was directed by fans in terms of what characters were portrayed making memes out of Creed or Doomrider while simultaneously creating their own characters like Fuklaw and the Angry Marines. This was simultaneous with a general distaste for a large portion of Games Workshop and the characters that they actively promoted such as Abaddon and Calgar.
Warhammer 40,000's Sixth Edition in 2012 however flopped HARD. Editions usually last 3+ years and sixth barely lasted one. Seventh was okay but it was just okay and Games Workshop began to loose players hard. This was especially the case with a plethora of other competent miniatures games emerging at the time.
So Games Workshop completely revamped their corporate structure and approach. The game lost some of its harsh edges, it now had story progression, there were definitive characters and it all worked monetarily. 8th edition was huge and revitalized 40k, simultaneously helped by most of their competitors shooting themselves in the foot. So now they were approaching 40k not as a setting and a models but as an IP. With a story and characters you can have video essayists. With wiper appeal you start getting more and more rule34. But all these characters, stories, ect. are corporate products funneled through consumers.
Because they interacted once without trying to kill each other.
That's it. And because she is a female pointy ears and he's a male human, so thanks to porn and memes people here are programmed to immediately assume they fricked (that's the only function of elves for them) or to insinuate they did.
As a new demon prince of khorne you mean. Two primarchs are swapping jerseys, so a loyalist will be revealed as a traitor and vice versa. source: I made it the frick up
>Yes yes well reasoned Horus, well reasoned Horus HOWEVER you forgot UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Russ as a daemon prince
Corax as a daemon mutant
Ferrus as Fulgrim's clone slave
The Khan as a feature on the diaz of destruction
And Vulcan as a deranged, teleporting orbital burned monster
The possibilities are quite endless for the Guilliman vs the World scenario
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
Its a bunch of crazy dark age tech only the emperor understands and its also the only thing holding a portal to hell closed about 20 feet away in the same room
Not even the Emperor really understood how it worked. He found it in the basement of the Himalayas and had to build his palace around it because he wasn't sure how to move it, was sponsoring secret research projects to reverse-engineer a second one, and his big master plan was to one day learn enough about them to mass-produce a network of tiny beacons so humanity wouldn't be dependent on one giga beacon on Terra that could be destroyed.
Trazyin says hes pretty sure the throne is "our tech" but he doesnt know how the frick it works either. Hes obsessed with adding it to his collection, either at the last possible moment when it fails or after Big E gets off it.
I think it would be funny if even the old ones have no fricking clue who built it.
Pretty sure it's something beyond "Star Trek" tech where shit's powered by materials well beyond the technical understandings or even imaginations of current tech priests.
Don’t worry, Roboute. Space Elf pussy so good it birthed a literal god of degeneracy, and caused another god to intervene so he could get him some elf pussy.
Everyone is horny for Eldar. Except Necrons and Nids. And Orks.
>welcome to the grim dark future where billions die every day and battles are fought on a scale almost too large to fully comprehend >your objective? collect 5 squig pelts
a planetside clone would be cool but a studio already tried that and it got cancelled
>battles are fought on a scale almost too large to fully comprehend
I don't understand the logistics of how <1000 space marines can capture an entire planet.
How many battles lost does it take before you surrender? 10, 100, 1000? How many high value target losses, like sabotage or assassinations?
1000 space marines may not be able to occupy a whole planet, but they can bring the occupants to their knees after enough defeats, and with space marines it's going to be defeats. Unless you're dealing with the big players, like chaos forces or named xenos races, but then it wouldn't just be a single chapter alone doing the work.
that game was originally meant to be a 40k mmo with planetside-like mechanics
it proved too unfeasible for some small literally who studio so they turned it into the shittiest freemium planetside "clone" you could imagine
a proper 40k planetside needs to be tried by an actually competent dev team and not some morons picking up the scraps of one failed game to make another failed game
Because it’s a game enjoyed by nerds, and nerds are typically pathetic simps who will say and sincerely believe anything if they think it’ll get them pussy
Fully correct; those lacking in introspection try to pin the blame fully on women, but who's really the ones granting them power? Ethots, streamers, etc. only exist because weak willed men decide a tiny crumb of attention is worth any cost, and to be honest I don't blame them for taking advantage of simps from how easy it appears to be.
>lacking introspection
Yeah, you should totally blame yourself for being angry about being manipulated or exploited. Ignore the fact is usually singular entities, aka whales, that keep these fricker affluent, and not a common theme.
>sigmarxism homosexual
You guys are cringe as frick. The grand irony being whenever anyone talks about disagreeing with some butthole online and then the butthole stalking them and harassing them through multiple subs. Or c**ts making claiming someone is enjoying 40k and therefore a Nazi.. It's usually you homosexuals.
Is always funny watching you get banned for it
I'm trying getting into w40k but everything space marine related makes me sleep, it's so fricking boring. My favorite things about the setting so far are the Orkz(weirdboyz are fricking cool) and death worlds lore.
It's now canon that throwing every primarch out to the corners of space, to suffer their respective youths (looking at you angron) was a "woman moment".
Don't forget the Emperor planned all of this to happen to have a stagnant imperium where death and destruction but also rebuilding just equals itself out so nothing every truly changes.
Horus Heresy novels was a mistake.
>and then after working for decades to build a thing, my son will come barging in and turn it into a warp storm. >I will spend eternity on a chair keeping it shut, but not before getting my arm cut off and ran through by a demon sword >I am very clever.
I don't think abhumans are pure enough for the marine process. Otherwise the Imperium would try for Ogryn and Perpetual marines. Even Null marines have to be made after the process.
Abhumans are disqualified from selection from the get go. That said, sticking some techno barbarian gene mods into ogryns and having thunder warriors 2, but twice the size might be a fun project for a planetary governor.
The first commandment for any Magos, noble scholar, Rogue Trader, radical Inquisitor, non-Codex Marine, or anyone else involved in Fun Stuff™ is >Thou Shalt Not Get Caught
>gets to his hideout, opens the box >under the wrapper is a squad of three infiltrated warhound titans. >in some stasis chamber in a tomb world, creed winks, defying all laws of necron science.
The heads were always kinda gay, but I guess they were running with the whole “This is still a space marine, just in a larger box.”
homies need trailer-sized hats to look right.
The Chaos dreads always had little helmet heads rather than slabs, so for the venerables it was a way of showing that the older, more advanced style chassis was more like a gigantic exosuit than a tomb on legs. Neat idea, but boxnaughts still bestnoughts (with runner ups to the older Forge World ones like the Noise Marine dread)
That’s pretty sick. Giant ripper claw with appropriately sized hats. There’s a headcanon excuse that I have for the venerables, being that they let you repaint your old helmet as a sign of pride, assuming there was enough left of your head to fit in it.
That’s pretty sick. Giant ripper claw with appropriately sized hats. There’s a headcanon excuse that I have for the venerables, being that they let you repaint your old helmet as a sign of pride, assuming there was enough left of your head to fit in it.
I've always wanted something more Landmate-ish for giant powersuits in 40k, but I guess there's Infinity for that...
khorne is automatic drawback of always demanding murder and definitely becoming insane. Slaneesh would only be good if for some reason you are allowed to never interact with any other slaneeshi cultist, otherwise they will murder-frick you. Tzeench or Nurgle would be the best as with Nurgle you are a zombie who "loves" nurgle, and with Tzeench its at least a 50/50 chance nothing happens to you per second.
well yes of course they all have drawbacks, Khorne 100% makes you insane, Slaneesh basically turns you into a psycho immediately looking for the next high, as i said Nurgle makes you a zombie, and tzeench means that at any point in time fate will screw you no matter what.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Tzeentch seems to like baiting you into thinking that "maybe it'll work out this time"
Nurgle is just suffer until the parts of you that feel rot and drop off. Not a good strategy. Tzeentch if you're a book nerd and can get luck on the dozens of rolls to turn into a chaos spawn daily is the best you can hope for.
You will immediately be a father, the baby will be bald, cannibalistic and have three arms. You will be forced to raise it. Repeat until you die of exhaustion.
There's actually one in development already (probably, anyway, they won't officially reveal which Warhammer yet but the publisher slipped up and said 40k once).
It's a PvE game led by the guy behind City of Heroes, Champions, Star Trek Online, and Neverwinter, though, and published by NetEase, so it probably won't be very good.
She's a Radical who commandeers a Grey Knight Strike Cruiser to stop a Nurglite plague, collecting all sorts of Chaos artifacts to research a cure, pissing off the GK many times.Despite showing how weary and nigh corrupted she gets, she remains loyal and sacrifices herself to let the GKs help Kaldor Draigo kick Mortarion (the true mastermind) in the teeth again (I'm not making this shit up).
I think there was a game that was an MMO of sorts
I think along those lines though what you would really want is something similar to foxhole but hopefully better managed
"Humans* (allied) with fully functional AI" is actually a pretty neat and original take, and works well as a faction. I have more sympathy towards the claims against some of the models...
>Female Primarchs
We already have them, they are called Living Saints a.k.a. the Emperor's Daemon Princesses.
They are better than Primarchs at fighting Chaos frickers because they burn them just by existing.
>What are the drawbacks of fricking genestealer women? Without being involved into their weird cult, I mean.
Is it like a tactic from the genestealer to cult to frick males and expand their army?
They do an unelaborated on "genestealers kiss" to random victims, who then get super horny and go make lots of babies, who all come out as half genestealers mutants.
because they're too busy watching the Nids and thinking of how to stop their oncoming fleets. which means potentially destroying half the galaxy to starve them out
Imagine taking a dark eldar Haemonculus and imprisoning them in a stasis field, inside a locked padded cell, and then firing the whole structure into the event horizon of a black hole so they will be forever cucked out of being able to resurrect themselves
Haven't seen any more recent developments but loyalist primarchs have super powers now. Lion el Johnson can basically go anywhere via a psychic manifestation of the forests of Caliban that he enters by meditating. Corvus Corax can now transform into a storm of blades or a murder of crows and vanish into the darkness.
This has been a thing for a while. Magnus is the 2nd most powerful psyker ever only beaten by daddy, Angron was implied to have empath abilities pre-nails, Vulkan is physically impossible to kill, Corax basically became a crow-shaped shadow demon during his hunt for Fulgrim in the eye of terror, and some more I'm probably forgetting.
theres the theory that the necrons made the nids and thats what the silent king was investigating when he left the galaxy for a bit, trying to unfrick that nuke before it went off.
That theory is so moronic. "The Tryranids are a massive galaxy eating threat. But there is a super galaxy eating threat bigger and cooler then them!" I know this is 40k but that's still to childish. I'd rather prefer that it begins and ends with the Tyranids.
well we dont have a good enough 40k Sylvania copy so the nids are another galaxy's failed last resort weapon and are running from space undead with reality vampires or something like that so that Chaos hates them as well, and they are lead by not-mannfred
I read something on the wiki, that they were called out to by the Outsider and while it would not be The Hivemind, it is roughly "steering" them all in this direction.
Watch it be a more advanced version of the Men of Iron that managed to escape the Milky Way Galaxy directly after the Cybernetic Revolt during the 23rd Millenium with giant matter deleting nanite clouds that span entire solar systems and black hole generators that are sucking up the ass end of the Tyranid swarm.
but not immortaler than necrons
BlackNS WIN AGAIN
#1
TOP GALAXY IMMORTALS
Necrons can't be considered immortal because they don't have a soul. It is like saying a rock with writing on it is immortal. Sure the rock says things but it doesn't have a soul.
This is 40k. Souls are an actual thing and every necron desperately wishes they had not traded their soul away. The fricking warp is called "the realm of souls" and Eldar have soul stones to keep she who thirsts from eating their soul post-mortem.
>"Azreal you rat! This isn't my stasis pod, this is the bed that makes people old! How could you do your old pal Lion dirty like that? How could you give me the old crippling mattress trick?"
It had this TERRIBLE MMO third person shooter that played fine but was so, so fricking israeli with microtransactions.
I remember playing as space marines and one fricking orc with a P2W flamer killed half of the blood angles ranks
you're behind on the newest chaoswank, the new thing is that Slaanesh's birth was so violent that it reverbrated through time and eldar and necrons during the war in heaven had to team up to fight hordes of daemonettes that came out of thin air.
Let me put it in maths terms >Big E kicks Void's ass >Necrotyr kick Deceiver and Nightbringer's ass >Neither have defeated a Chaos god despite ample need and opportunity
Just going to forget that the necrons had to wait till they fought and ate each other and were in a weakened state before they were able to shard them?
>and opportunity
Have they really had the opportunity? The Warp and Chaos Gods was not really a thing when the Necrons were around the the Chaos gods actually hide like a b***h from Big E.
A king behind countless armies and great walls is considered powerful. They're warp existence is just durability
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It does matter since its only one shard of the void dragon not it's true former self.
>and opportunity
Have they really had the opportunity? The Warp and Chaos Gods was not really a thing when the Necrons were around the the Chaos gods actually hide like a b***h from Big E.
I don't think they'll ever reveal anything explicit unless they do some End Times shit or do a fakeout on returning Primarchs. That said, something really fricking bad must've happened for everyone to get mindwiped about the two.
For anyone who plays the tabletop, realistically how much do the big boy marines change up how Space Marines play, what without the Tactical/Devastator/Assault trifecta of infantry? All these Primaris squads seem a lot more hyper-specialized without seemingly as much room for customization, like how plasma is for those Eradicators. Also assuming Grey Knights are giving a pass to the whole Primaris thing?
Also some of the weaponry like pic related and vehicles look like something an Ork designer would make.
The Invader and Storm Speeder are silly, and I suppose the Desolator and Suppressor setups look goofy when tacticool-looking Infiltrator/Incursor marines exist too, but whether any of these are likely to be seen in a game like Space Marine I wouldn't be sure. I imagine Titus would just be picking up and using assorted weapons while being accompanied by battle line marines (Tacticals/Intercessors) like in the first game.
If it has multiplayer then I'm curious as to how they'd go about it since the classic trinity was used for the classes.
It really is a shame that the 40k universe doesn't have a massive online game for us to play. At least an RPG, you have all of the character concept, plethora of story and lore already made
Blame Gamesworkshop, we could have had it by now, if they accept Blizzards partnership offer back in the 1990s but GW told Blizzard to frick off, so they did and went off to make WoW.
Ok, that's the fantasy side, but they also made Starcraft, the point is if GW weren't such morons we could have had a realistic chance for a 40K mmo, right now I just don't see it. But it's something I would no-life and treat as my only game for as long as the servers stay online.
Isn't the Terran Empire in Planetside 2 basically the imperial guard at this point? They look so fricking similar I'm sure GW could sue for breach of copyright and they'd have a fair chance of winning.
I just want a Gorkamorka game >basically Battlefield 1 in gameplay but actually polished >everyone's an ork, you pick your warband at the beginning kinda like For Honors faction map >like BF1 the 'main' modes are Breakthrough and Conquest, just orks swarming towards/against objectives like Gork and Mork intended >'elite' unit choices are on pickup. burna, tankbusta, kommando, etc. >factions fight for domination of the map like For Honor >kustumization/cosmetics forever and NOT PART OF A SHOP/BP/ETC
W40k story ends with the emperor dying and that's it. Robot girlyman is not canon. In the homosexual brightness of the 42nd millennium there is only starbucks and gay shit.
As Warhammer becomes more mainstream, you'll be forced to accept everything gaming has. Black folk, homosexuals, feminism, racism awareness and anti bigotry against "invaders". Enjoy your new coming future, as warhammer becomes more "popular"
Not all xenos are bad, we need to embrace more xenos into our homeworlds, why can't the emperor be female? we have been racist agaisnt orks for too long, ork lives matter.
Emprah didn't give two shits about current era Empire Qanon shizoisms; if it wasn't Chaos-affiliated nor trying to frick over humanity, he didn't care.
We need more Alien Factions, and putting them in the video games is the best way to do it. I just want to see my Performing Squids dramatically acting out a last stand against a horde of Guardsmen. Or the Actual Fricking Bug Empire that's right next to Holy Terra that no one wants to talk about getting fricking pseudo warp tech and start fighting Nids. Some good Bug on Bug action.
>Or the Actual Fricking Bug Empire that's right next to Holy Terra that no one wants to talk about getting fricking pseudo warp tech and start fighting Nids
Anon if you're talking about Q'orl, they're very small time compared to shit like Imperium or Nids.
I mean, surely there are conflicts breaking out - hell I can totally believe in Q'orl Genestealer Cults considering Hrud ones are canon - but it's a bit small scale for GW to typically cover and obviously too small scale for miniature shit. And miniature shit is all GW wanna cover, really, to promote sells.
Warhammer fantasy had an MMORPG but it got fricked by EA and came out missing a lot of the promised stuff, was rushed out and had bugs etc and they just kept trying to milk people for cash with shit like having to pay to reach max level or you would be crippled and only able to get to a certain rank.
Then a team tried to make that 40k MMO Eternal crusade game that was a third person shooter, but they never finished it, gave up and took peoples money.
The WAR reborn team lets you play the fantasy one again and they also added a shit load of stuff and flavour that wasn't in the original release.
There is also the Rogue trader game coming out later this year I think though.
Good ol Girlyman and his cutie space elf gf
Never happened.
Sweaty babymaking sex in eldar pusi.
>Sweaty babymaking sex in eldar pusi.
why dont more humans and elves frick in the warhammer universe lorewise?
They are both incredibly racist.
But that just makes it more likely.
I want to have a threesome with lelith and jain
The Old Ones failed to make Eldar wombs ready for Human semen.
Xenobiology motherfricker, might as well frick a Squig.
>Xenobiology motherfricker, might as well frick a Squig.
a Squig doesnt look like a human with just pointy ears does it
they see humans as barely better than apes
you wouldn't frick an orangutan, right?
Hey now, orangutans are the biggest bros.
Orangutans are, as a species, literal rapists so she better watch out
t. chimp
>monke on his way to learn the secret of fire
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wars8bzn3_I
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_kJVy-RiKS0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rn9Uu7K-fgc
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gVFYQ1rn60s
literally me compared with my sister
you just YJK
SEA freaks prostituted a female orangutan for awhile, to many johns apparently
that's brazil
https://archive.is/OvaLv
>Borneo, South East Asia
orangutans are the most intelligent race in the entire warhammer universe m8
>you wouldn't frick an orangutan, right?
SHE
HAS
Style
ITS MAAM
>you wouldn't frick an orangutan, right?
It wouldn't frick me either. It would just build a spaceship out household electronics and fly away, like they always do.
Or build you a perfect robo-waifu if you gave him a banana, who knows with them.
>why dont more humans and elves frick in the warhammer universe lorewise?
both sides would want them dead
Because you can be executed for not being racist enough.
You're unaware of basic biology I see. I'm sorry you didn't receive a basic education.
Because that would make the emperor sad 🙁
No! please someone call the sisters of silence, i must impregnate one right away as attornment
They're physically cute, but up close they'll make you want to have a nice day
Im sure the emperor himself will run interference as i am doing my duty and increasing the ranks of the sisters of silence.
Because the way Eldars frick will literally rip your dick (with pleasure) off if you aren't superhuman.
pleasure sex would tempt Slaanesh to come a knocking. its a really bad idea for the Eldar. also Eldar were supposed to be really thin freakish alien and ugly prior to being humanized cuties in the DoW games.
because the human women would kill the elves
the last time the eldars had an orgy it fricked up the universe so bad it made a new chaos god hellbent on consooming their souls
True, but that was a planet-wide omega massive death-dealing skin-peeling skull-fricking infiniorgy. We're just talking about one human and one eldar who love each other very much having sex.
>Slaanesh was born from a planet wide orgy
No anon, Slaanesh was born from a species wide orgy across not a planet, not a solar system, but a large part of the entire Galaxy.
The Craftworld Eldar only survived because their ships were at the edge of the Galaxy, beyond the reach of Slaanesh being able to rip their souls from their bodies at the time of the God's birth.
GIWTWM
A Space Marine Librarian for the Uotramarines is half Eldar. Filthy lorelets and secondaries will not remember this though, because they weren't alive when it was written.
It's time to let go anon, the "lore" has moved on. It's time to join our fellow grogs and play RT, 2nd edition, 3rd and 4th for all eternity.
He was drawn with one pointy ear and one normal one, it was great.
HERESY
strangely enough humans do get tau pussy
Post lore-accurate pictures supporting this claim
Both think the other is garbage species to be genocided
how so? lets say you hypothetically hate afroamericans (you dont, but lets say that you do), no matter how much you hate them, if you see a female afromerican girl who goes to the gym infront of you, theres no denying that you would get an erection.
yes or no
They're not wrong...
THE GREATER GOOD
Several reasons, I will list three that spring to mind. First and foremost producing viable offspring would be a nightmare between the biological differences as well as the difference in mating rituals (the second reason in particular is why gene stealers struggle to gain a foothold on craftworlds, it takes forever for the courtship to be completed). Secondly you have to consider the mental aspect given the fact that eldari see anything that isn't a knife ear as a lesser being and humans are drilled with a religious dogma that makes them equally xenophobic. Lastly there's the psychological aspect. Watching an eldar move would likely make you nauseous as you experience the worst case of uncanny valley. Its movements even if the exact same as yours are far too fluid, too precise, just all around too much. It would leave you with a feeling of wrongess that would make your boner shrivel up into your stomach. For eldar it would be the opposite but with the same result. We'd look like drunken toddlers with how clumsy we move in comparison which would be a major turn off. Really the only thing that wouldn't put a non drukhari eldar off fricking a human is if said human were at the bare minimum and astartes.
>Watching an eldar move would likely make you nauseous as you experience the worst case of uncanny valley. Its movements even if the exact same as yours are far too fluid, too precise, just all around too muc
Explain this
As orkz are to us, we are to Eldar.
It's pretty simple really. The uncanny valley springs from seeing gestures that you recognize but are just off in ways you can't properly understand, hence your brain kinda just goes "Oh god what the frick". The eldar aren't a result of natural evolution, they're literally hand crafted tools of war designed for precision that have over countless millennia had time to hone and refine their more graceful attributes to the point that they don't even consciously control it any more. Ever see that video of the screaming dental robot and get weirded out by how it moved? It'd be like that, only a thousand times worse because rather than being all jilted and janky looking it's the opposite issue. Say you're sitting at a table with two cups and an eldar comes over to grab one. It's movements while visually similar to yours at first glance just aren't right. It walks on two legs and uses a hand to grab yes, but somewhere in the time this occurs your brain would recognize something was different and send up a red flag.
I think I get you. This is how I feel when I saw a former gymnast dancing. Except it's more incline into amazement than uneasiness.
Because the universe's genetics do not allow crossbreeding between species. This isn't DnD/Pathfinder/Warcraft. It's a fine way of putting an end to the usual coomers before infesting your franchise early on.
I also like the TES approach, where the child becomes its mother's race. So the more Elves you frick, the more you breed of these motherfrickers.
It's a realistic grimdark tone. Humans are literally so inferior it's barely hot to a dark eldar to get one to frick you and make you feel like a prostitute who fricks monkeys. Regular eldar are racially prideful, they are not humans. They will not think that way unless they go extreme like dark eldar, only humans think like that and they WOULD rape eldar but the problem is 1 eldar girl can kill dozens of men, so they kinda don't get caught and raped.
There's an entire class of Human-Dark Eldar hybrids in Commoragh.
There is not. Some tard said that thing in an interview, it's never stated in any of the books, nor is it stated that these are human hybrids, neither is it stated that these hybrids are the result of natural interbreeding.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Kaarja_Salombar#.UV-MnDcmOVo
>rumors
It's mentioned in the Dark Eldar Corebook, either 7th or 8th Edition, can't recall. It's literally a single sentence, but it's there.
It could be very well be remotely possible with, since many (if not most) humanoid races were designed by the Old Ones, but there's no canon basis nor evidence for it, as you mentioned.
THE OCTAGONAL SURGICAL chamber was cold, the breath of its occupants misted before them. The two figures in charge of the procedure moved with a silky elegant poise through the shadowed chamber. The light was kept low, as the Surgeon's eyes were unaccustomed to brightness and it was widely reckoned that he did his best work in near-darkness anyway.
A channelled metal slab was bolted to the floor in the centre of the chamber, surrounded by arcane devices festooned with scalpel blades, long needles and bonesaws. The chamber's third occupant, a naked human male, lay unmoving atop its cold surface. There were no restraints holding him there. The Surgeon needed total freedom of movement of the body in order to work and the drugs would keep the subject from moving.
The Surgeon had administered the precise amount to achieve such an effect, yet not so much as to prevent him from feeling something of the procedure.
Where was the art if the Honoured could feel nothing?
The Surgeon wore an anonymous red smock and pulled on thick, elbow length rubberised gloves, the fingers of which ended in delicate scalpels and clicking surgical instruments. His assistant watched his fastidious preparations from the shadows with a mixture of languid boredom and reverence.
She had seen the Surgeon's skill with his instruments many times before, and though the things he could do were wondrous, she was more interested in her own pleasures. The Surgeon nodded to her and she span, naked, towards the slab on her tiptoes, a wicked leer splitting her full red lips.
She gripped the edges of the table and pushed herself upwards and forwards, lifting her legs slowly until she was completely vertical. She walked astride the prone human on her hands then propelled herself into the air, twisting on the descent to land astride the figure.
She could see the fear of the procedure in his eyes and smiled to herself. It was always the fear that aroused her. Aroused her and repulsed her. That this human ape could think that she, who had learned the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark, could actually enjoy this. Part of her was filled with self-loathing as she realised once again that she did, and it took an effort of will not to plunge her envenomed talons through his pleading eyes and into his broken mind. She shuddered, the man mistaking it for her pleasure, and leaned forwards, trailing her tongue along his exposed chest and feeling the skin pucker beneath her. She worked up to his neck and gently bit on the skin, her sharpened teeth penetrating his skin and tasting the bitter flavour of his bad blood.
He moaned as her teeth moved up his face, feathering razor kisses along the line of his jaw. Her long, blood red nails trailed up his ribs, leaving smoking, poisonous tracks in their wake. Her thighs tightened over his hips and she knew he was ready. The blood was singing in his rotten veins.
She looked over her shoulder and nodded to the Surgeon. Even though the human could not move, she sensed the terror rise up in him. The woman vaulted gracefully over his head, landing with a gymnast's grace behind the slab, spitting the blood that coated her teeth onto the floor. The Surgeon pressed the first of his bladed digits against the man's belly. Expertly, he opened him up, paring back the skin and muscle like the layers of an onion.
The Ultrasmurf omnibus was my first Black Library book. I hate to admit it but shit like this and Uriel kicking ass and all the ridiculous detail, I was hooked.
Then came Eisenhorn, then Gaunts, then Cain, and the rest is history
Finally it was done. The grossly swollen organism was lifted from the subject's head and deposited on a wide metal tray at the end of the slab. The Surgeon lifted a narrow bonesaw as the creature began convulsing, its colour fading from lustrous black to a necrotic brown. Before it rotted away to nothing, the Surgeon split it across the thorax with the saw and removed a dripping yellow egg sac. It would be needed to grow another organism for the next time.
The Surgeon nodded to the naked woman who sashayed back to the slab and raised the man into a sitting position. His movements were slow and awkward, but she knew that his discomfort would soon pass. He gathered his clothing and sullenly pulled a short, blue velvet pelisse with silver stitching around his shoulders. He picked up a bronze tipped ebony cane and painfully shuffled towards the chamber's door.
Without turning, he snapped, ‘Well? Are you coming?’
She wienered her head to one side, her venomously beautiful features twisting into a sneer of contempt. He turned to face her, as though sensing her loathing of him.
His eyes locked on hers with a mixture of hatred and arousal and she could see from his beseeching eyes that he had suffered greatly. She was glad, and guessed that it would take at least six of the one thousand and nine Pleasures of the Dark to placate him this time.
It was such a shame that human understanding of such things was so limited.
Source: "Nightbringer"
God, you are so desperate.
No, I am just correct.
Also: NTA, but "Dark Eldar Sourcebook, 7th Edition" explicitly says there are Dark Eldar-Human hybrids.
Nowhere in that wall of text is it anywhere stated that hybrids exist.
>NTA, but "Dark Eldar Sourcebook, 7th Edition" explicitly says there are Dark Eldar-Human hybrids
Cite it.
Were they growing and harvesting face huggers (or whatever its tyrannid equivalent is) ?
They don't frick in the first place. Eldar are aliens that overall dislike and despise humanity and humanity despise all aliens.
>Eldar board
>Someone posts "ordinary" situation where eldar woman and human male aren't fighting(politics)
>You just know
I'm more of a blueberry creampie kind of guy.
Casuals; make way for the patrician's choice
I find it hilarious that a species that, in canon, has next to no libido, procreate only for the purpose of offspring (which they don't even raise), and have pre-selected partners, are being "sexified".
It is my holy destiny as a human male to conquer the stars with my penis.
Maybe the Old Ones should have made Eldar breedable for Humanity.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Illiyan_Nastase
>lliyan Nastase is a half-Eldar, half-Human Imperial Astropath, who was the Chief Librarian of the Ultramarines in late M41. Before this, Nastase had been a Consul helping to run the advisory Senate to the Master of the Adeptus Astra Telepathica, and had assignments with the Imperial Fleet and Dark Angels Chapter.
Look I enjoy Eldar coom as much as the next guy but this is one of the rare occasions where something in 40k has 100% been made non-canon. Tigurius has been chief librarian for the Ultramarines for ages now.
Canon is whatever you want it to be honestly, it changes almost every edition and with shitty every book that gets written. Remember when the Squats got completely annihilated by the Tyranids and now they didn't?
How did the Inq allowed that thing to live?
This guy got retconned into a full blooded Eldar emissary from Uthwe that just sorta gave some advice to Girlyman after he was ressurrected or someshit.
It's astonishing how people still bring him up, as if ancient rogue trader lore would be relevant anymore.
40k was significantly different back then. An eldar-hybrid as a space marine would be unthinkable in the current lore.
The coomers that wank about half eldar don't give a frick, they just want to pretend that their fetish is justified in the lore for some bizarre reason.
There's no way, eldar reproduction makes it not possible anyway. Rather than most animals or species or such, for eldar reproduction isn't just sex once and then done. Rather pregnancy is a process which depends upon ongoing genetic contribution from the father, or fathers, hence eldar can have multiple fathers. Basically each time sex is had and more genetics are contributed by the father, the baby develops a little further. If this process isn't kept up, the pregnancy will just stall in development until further contribution is made.
So yes, in summation, it's really just not possible. I mean just for the sake of argument, you make it past all the other obstacles and manage to land yourself an eldar gf/wife/partner. Are you really going to be able to manage what she needs; constant baby-making sex all day every day for over a year straight?
You can probably see now why it just isn't possible.
>constant baby-making sex all day every day for over a year straight?
>Are you really going to be able to manage what she needs; constant baby-making sex all day every day for over a year straight?
I don't know if I could, but I would definitely give it my best shot, as a believer in big lady supremacy(average eldar height for both sexes is seven feet).
>You can probably see now why it just isn't possible.
Quitter talk
If anyone is capable, it's a primarch. Our spiritual liege will produce an entire legions worth of gene seed.
>constant baby-making sex all day every day for over a year straight?
>Eldar are biologically predisposed to being cucks
That explains so many things.
This is complete fricking headcanon, why the frick do you morons take everythign written on this fricking site seriously? No 40k book, not even xenology, has made anything even close to the statements in that post, that anon pulled that cuck fantasy completely out of his arse.
i hate heresy damn
Frick that, we need more Warhammer fantasy games (where we can drive a stake through loose vampires)
Eldar aren't compatible with humans.
they dont look like that, they are tall, lanky and flat
>they dont look like that
Official art, those hips are beyond breedable.
>official art
its official OLD art, trannies made sure that elves were tall and lanky in the 40k universe.
Is that supposed to stop me?
not really, but its canon nowdays that they literally have no breasts or ass, just plain ol flat
the actual models disagree which is the only canon that matters, guardians have absolutely absurd boob armor.
Perfection.
Which is why they need human food to fatten them up
holup
>2ed
He got retconed into full eldar who happens to work sometimes with Guilliman.
How so? Do Eldar not have vegana for human to put penis in?
i love heresy damn
Dark Millennium Online was in development over a decade ago but got canceled since the devs were smart and realized even back then MMOs were in their twilight years.
Would the emperor ever consider transfering his mind to a primarch/eldar baby while his original body sits on the throne?
If he could do that he could have done it already, he's temporarily possessed Guilliman to dunk on Mortarion recently but couldn't do it forever.
That would accomplish nothing, without his soul there the astronomicon would turn off and the daemon gate on Terra would open.
The milisecond Big E would stop to transfer his soul to something else or just reborn because he can do that, Terra would be swarmed by enough daemons to destroy the planet
He doesnt want that
His mind needs to be hooked up to the chair to keep a new eye of terror opening right under his mouldy ass. They'd need to build throne 2, convince another malcador or ten to deep fry their souls and then he's right back to sitting on the chair again but in a new shell.
How would the other loyal primarchs react to this?
All hatred or contempt except maybe the Khan
No, it's corporate goyslop. Deadzone is better.
Why does warhammer have so much coomer reddit garbage, so many ꜱoy video essays, mountains of shill threads and why should I be interested in a franchise that's so cringe?
>in a franchise that's so cringe?
I love the franchise, but hate the fans.
Because painting your little doods is fun.
Also for those not in the know, there was going to be a 40k MMO but... well the license was owned by THQ and this was in development during the release of the Draw U tablet...
Based Necron Enjoyer, that silent king throne looks sweet
>The Silent King's throne is powered by an imprisoned C'tan shard, to show that even the gods bow to The Silent King
That single line on his model description changed my opinion from anti spess tomb kangs to pro.
I must confess I didn't understand the hate for nu-crons to begin with, but yeah the revised version of the faction is pretty cool and flavorful. And if you're rabid for beep boop mindless terminators those still exist as a subfaction...
>Google name
>practically 5 stars or 4.5 and higher
As somebody that admires 40k from afar, admittedly I've taken an interest in this. Will definitely consider purchasing this book for the sheer curiousity.
It's good for a 40k book. Worthy of being in the 10 40k books which are worth your time.
My coworkers forced some necrons on me and now I’m painting them because I don’t want to disappoint them. How do I paint the cool green blades that they have on the box art?
there are literally 10 million youtube videos covering every mini
look for the one with the ugly english person painting
Here is how you necrons as a beginner
>Get a grey base spray
>Paint metallic bits with a silver of your choice, my personal pick is always Leadbelcher
>Paint green glowy bits with a green contrast paint and some warpstone glow on top
And you are pretty much done for necrons. And remember:
>putting skin paint on the boob plate of that SoB
Based.
You could have bought a car with the money this costs.
Good setting, bad writing.
I like the lore from 3rd to 7th, but holy frick the fan base is insufferable.
jesus christ homosexual dont add a buzzword to every fricking reason on your list
While
is correct, the 40k you are referring to is a very modern phenomena and because I hate myself I will endeavour to explain.
Warhammer 40,000 is now almost forty years old. During that time period its general portrayal and the setting itself was defined in the immediacy in terms of here are the weapons, armor, ect. of the universe but beyond that it was a sandbox for playing a wargame and selling models. The supplemental materials released focused on small, relatively unimportant characters who in the end made small victories, stopping an invasion, saving a world, ect. but who did not have much scale or scope beyond that. The vast majority of the 40k community was directed by fans in terms of what characters were portrayed making memes out of Creed or Doomrider while simultaneously creating their own characters like Fuklaw and the Angry Marines. This was simultaneous with a general distaste for a large portion of Games Workshop and the characters that they actively promoted such as Abaddon and Calgar.
Warhammer 40,000's Sixth Edition in 2012 however flopped HARD. Editions usually last 3+ years and sixth barely lasted one. Seventh was okay but it was just okay and Games Workshop began to loose players hard. This was especially the case with a plethora of other competent miniatures games emerging at the time.
So Games Workshop completely revamped their corporate structure and approach. The game lost some of its harsh edges, it now had story progression, there were definitive characters and it all worked monetarily. 8th edition was huge and revitalized 40k, simultaneously helped by most of their competitors shooting themselves in the foot. So now they were approaching 40k not as a setting and a models but as an IP. With a story and characters you can have video essayists. With wiper appeal you start getting more and more rule34. But all these characters, stories, ect. are corporate products funneled through consumers.
thank you for the explanation.
Why do people meme these two as a couple or something?
In the actual lore she helps revive him and then immediately nopes out, they met/knew each other for like a single day, amid a siege.
How do you think she revived her? Pussy game ridiculous.
>How do you think she revived her? Pussy game ridiculous.
based
Because they interacted once without trying to kill each other.
That's it. And because she is a female pointy ears and he's a male human, so thanks to porn and memes people here are programmed to immediately assume they fricked (that's the only function of elves for them) or to insinuate they did.
I want to dress as a priest and take all the sisters new recruits virginities
source?
Who's the elf girl? Wanna look her up on r34
Thanks, I'm blind
>file name
My fricking sides
something like planetside where all the various races are constantly struggling to conquer the planet maybe
SOURCEEEEEEEEEE
prostitutegoth the barbarian
That was pretty good, better than most shit that adult swim has greenlighted. Too bad it was never made into a full series.
Yvraine is an honorary human meat hole
So now that Girlyman and Lionel are back, who's gonna be the next loyalist Primarch to wake up?
Corax hopefully, Dorn is a fricking moron who deserves his fate
Russ. He will free Isha and she'll lead him out of Nurgle's septic tank.
The Wolf King is just gonna pop out of the warp one day, pissed. Won't elaborate any further.
As a new demon prince of khorne you mean. Two primarchs are swapping jerseys, so a loyalist will be revealed as a traitor and vice versa. source: I made it the frick up
>GW has its' cake and eating it to with Daemon Prince Fulgrim and loyalist Clonegrim
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
You get a fulgrim, and you get a fulgrim! Fabius bile is just giving them away!
>source:
He's going to gun straight for Magnus
Dorn will just end up getting fricked up by religious crazies considering how much of a emperor tier atheist he is so anybody but him
I’ve been out of the loop for like 15 years now, didn’t Dorn die? I thought they had his skeleton at the chapter HQ
They have what is purported to be his hand, but nothing more
>capeshit
Alpharius will be the last to rejoin his brothers, and say he's been there for all his other brother's awakening all along
Omegon is cypher, and he are waiting for the order from the emperor to kill the body so that the Emperor can be reborn as. anew warp god
>eye of terra opens
>galactic scale staring contest begins
>orks are the first to realise the two warp rifts and the great divide form a :^)
>the ork panel
noice
clearly it will be R Alpharius
Please let it be Jaghatai. Genghis Khan shit would be so lit
>Yes yes well reasoned Horus, well reasoned Horus HOWEVER you forgot UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Winning every argument by drowning them out with genetically enhanced throat singing and then driving away really fast.
he fit in 30k but 40k is allergic to common sense
Russ as a daemon prince
Corax as a daemon mutant
Ferrus as Fulgrim's clone slave
The Khan as a feature on the diaz of destruction
And Vulcan as a deranged, teleporting orbital burned monster
The possibilities are quite endless for the Guilliman vs the World scenario
Leman Russ and he looks like a werewolf now
Link me fanfics of these two.
anyone else hoping that we'll get a bunch of primarchs to fight some big threat together and have a space marine chapters big crossover event?
>a space marine chapters big crossover event?
That's called death watch
Ganker IS AN ADMECH BOARD
FRICK OFF
>metal hole
frick off
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you.
Yes, yes Anon. We've all played Mechanicus.
Now post some more admech ladies.
Magos biologis here. Just get better flesh, scrub.
If the admech are so great, why can't they fix the golden throne?
they got blown out
Isn't it peak-Eldar Empire tech? It's too advanced and far surpasses even dark age of technology shit, I think.
Its a bunch of crazy dark age tech only the emperor understands and its also the only thing holding a portal to hell closed about 20 feet away in the same room
Not even the Emperor really understood how it worked. He found it in the basement of the Himalayas and had to build his palace around it because he wasn't sure how to move it, was sponsoring secret research projects to reverse-engineer a second one, and his big master plan was to one day learn enough about them to mass-produce a network of tiny beacons so humanity wouldn't be dependent on one giga beacon on Terra that could be destroyed.
Trazyin says hes pretty sure the throne is "our tech" but he doesnt know how the frick it works either. Hes obsessed with adding it to his collection, either at the last possible moment when it fails or after Big E gets off it.
I think it would be funny if even the old ones have no fricking clue who built it.
Given the necron ending for Battlefleet Gothic 2 and the Throne's ability to hold warp portals closed that would make sense.
>tfw necrons were the good guys all along, protecting the galaxy from chaos and now the nids.
Pretty sure it's something beyond "Star Trek" tech where shit's powered by materials well beyond the technical understandings or even imaginations of current tech priests.
They are literally on a temporary work contract with for the empra, until the big lazy ((ancient)) machine wakes up.
b a s e d
%3D%3D
potentially the best soundtrack in any warhammer game
it actually took me a moment to realize Guilliman probably assumed initially it was in reference to house astartes see their primarchs as 'father'.
Don’t worry, Roboute. Space Elf pussy so good it birthed a literal god of degeneracy, and caused another god to intervene so he could get him some elf pussy.
Everyone is horny for Eldar. Except Necrons and Nids. And Orks.
Nids are horny for Eldar, they just have an vore fetish
>welcome to the grim dark future where billions die every day and battles are fought on a scale almost too large to fully comprehend
>your objective? collect 5 squig pelts
a planetside clone would be cool but a studio already tried that and it got cancelled
>battles are fought on a scale almost too large to fully comprehend
I don't understand the logistics of how <1000 space marines can capture an entire planet.
Space Marine numbers are malleable.
How many battles lost does it take before you surrender? 10, 100, 1000? How many high value target losses, like sabotage or assassinations?
1000 space marines may not be able to occupy a whole planet, but they can bring the occupants to their knees after enough defeats, and with space marines it's going to be defeats. Unless you're dealing with the big players, like chaos forces or named xenos races, but then it wouldn't just be a single chapter alone doing the work.
that game was originally meant to be a 40k mmo with planetside-like mechanics
it proved too unfeasible for some small literally who studio so they turned it into the shittiest freemium planetside "clone" you could imagine
a proper 40k planetside needs to be tried by an actually competent dev team and not some morons picking up the scraps of one failed game to make another failed game
No play WAR instead
MMORPGs are dead
So it's free real estate if you actually manage to make a good one
why is the 40k fandom full of tumblrinas and the male equivalent now?
Because it’s a game enjoyed by nerds, and nerds are typically pathetic simps who will say and sincerely believe anything if they think it’ll get them pussy
Fully correct; those lacking in introspection try to pin the blame fully on women, but who's really the ones granting them power? Ethots, streamers, etc. only exist because weak willed men decide a tiny crumb of attention is worth any cost, and to be honest I don't blame them for taking advantage of simps from how easy it appears to be.
>lacking introspection
Yeah, you should totally blame yourself for being angry about being manipulated or exploited. Ignore the fact is usually singular entities, aka whales, that keep these fricker affluent, and not a common theme.
So if anything we need to bully simps if we want to fix the problem.
It will be shit 40gay in general is shit, Muh Heresy right?
We need more fantasy pre end times bullshit
Why was there never a World of Starcraft?
I asked this too, but as I grew older realised individualism is a fantasy trait.
>>I’m trans btw
who are you quoting ma'am?
>sigmarxism homosexual
You guys are cringe as frick. The grand irony being whenever anyone talks about disagreeing with some butthole online and then the butthole stalking them and harassing them through multiple subs. Or c**ts making claiming someone is enjoying 40k and therefore a Nazi.. It's usually you homosexuals.
Is always funny watching you get banned for it
>tfw now commissar gf
*no
>brown female comissar
gay
>brown muscle mommy gf
FUARKKKKK
I'm trying getting into w40k but everything space marine related makes me sleep, it's so fricking boring. My favorite things about the setting so far are the Orkz(weirdboyz are fricking cool) and death worlds lore.
>Orkz
Meme race
Warhammer is literally comprised of meme races.
God I wish female primarchs would crush me
same
In the Grim Darkness of the 41st millennia, there is only CUTE!
>this was deemed a worse fate than both Kurze and Angron
It's now canon that throwing every primarch out to the corners of space, to suffer their respective youths (looking at you angron) was a "woman moment".
Don't forget the Emperor planned all of this to happen to have a stagnant imperium where death and destruction but also rebuilding just equals itself out so nothing every truly changes.
Horus Heresy novels was a mistake.
>and then after working for decades to build a thing, my son will come barging in and turn it into a warp storm.
>I will spend eternity on a chair keeping it shut, but not before getting my arm cut off and ran through by a demon sword
>I am very clever.
Since Felinids are basically humans* they should be able to get the gene-seed treatment, no?
I don't think abhumans are pure enough for the marine process. Otherwise the Imperium would try for Ogryn and Perpetual marines. Even Null marines have to be made after the process.
Abhumans are disqualified from selection from the get go. That said, sticking some techno barbarian gene mods into ogryns and having thunder warriors 2, but twice the size might be a fun project for a planetary governor.
Just get Bile to do it he loves that kind of shit.
>might be a fun project for a planetary governor
and a good way to get executed
The first commandment for any Magos, noble scholar, Rogue Trader, radical Inquisitor, non-Codex Marine, or anyone else involved in Fun Stuff™ is
>Thou Shalt Not Get Caught
>gets to his hideout, opens the box
>under the wrapper is a squad of three infiltrated warhound titans.
>in some stasis chamber in a tomb world, creed winks, defying all laws of necron science.
Didn't it have one and it died?
MMO's need to be built for longevity and i am afraid the only people interested in making them aside from one company are in it for the quick cash.
Remember what GW took from us
>head
Cringe
>coffin
METAL
The heads were always kinda gay, but I guess they were running with the whole “This is still a space marine, just in a larger box.”
homies need trailer-sized hats to look right.
The Chaos dreads always had little helmet heads rather than slabs, so for the venerables it was a way of showing that the older, more advanced style chassis was more like a gigantic exosuit than a tomb on legs. Neat idea, but boxnaughts still bestnoughts (with runner ups to the older Forge World ones like the Noise Marine dread)
That’s pretty sick. Giant ripper claw with appropriately sized hats. There’s a headcanon excuse that I have for the venerables, being that they let you repaint your old helmet as a sign of pride, assuming there was enough left of your head to fit in it.
I've always wanted something more Landmate-ish for giant powersuits in 40k, but I guess there's Infinity for that...
Tau might scratch your itch.
chaos could have easily won if they treated their guys well and not have their gods be dicks to their followers
Chaos is destined to win anyway. It doesn't matter, none of the struggle matters.
Nids are the new meta bro.
40k is almost definitely going down the Age of Sigmar route with the Emperor of Mankind becoming a god
>Chaos could have won if they weren't Chaos
You don't say, anon.
I'd gladly follow Khorne or Slaneesh as long as I don't get any drawbacks :^)
khorne is automatic drawback of always demanding murder and definitely becoming insane. Slaneesh would only be good if for some reason you are allowed to never interact with any other slaneeshi cultist, otherwise they will murder-frick you. Tzeench or Nurgle would be the best as with Nurgle you are a zombie who "loves" nurgle, and with Tzeench its at least a 50/50 chance nothing happens to you per second.
Khorne is alright as long as you get to have breaks in between wars. All 40k needs is a good HR manager, funnily enough
>"do you know why I called you into my office today?"
They all have drawbacks dumbass. Nobody would consider staying loyal if not for the debilitating drawbacks for worshipping chaos.
well yes of course they all have drawbacks, Khorne 100% makes you insane, Slaneesh basically turns you into a psycho immediately looking for the next high, as i said Nurgle makes you a zombie, and tzeench means that at any point in time fate will screw you no matter what.
Tzeentch seems to like baiting you into thinking that "maybe it'll work out this time"
Nurgle is just suffer until the parts of you that feel rot and drop off. Not a good strategy. Tzeentch if you're a book nerd and can get luck on the dozens of rolls to turn into a chaos spawn daily is the best you can hope for.
Your children will be moronic
Not much of a change, tbqh famalam
You will immediately be a father, the baby will be bald, cannibalistic and have three arms. You will be forced to raise it. Repeat until you die of exhaustion.
I can fix them.
These men are getting their dicks flayed. Don't frick dark eldar. If you get the urge, just find an emo harlequin.
Wouldn't a female Dark Eldar get off from the fact she got impregnated by a human?
No, deldar get off on causing extreme suffering only.
how can you protect her soul from being ravished by Slaanesh?
With the power of my love.
With the power of love.
Developing testicular torsion in their immediate vicinity.
Give drukhari girlfriend
give chaos god girlfriend
if you have a chaos god girlfriend, does that mean you will be worshipped by chaos cultists too or will they just be jealous of you?
It means you get to frick your chaos god while they watch by the sidelines
>you walk in on your chaos godfu giving orders to Logar and he just seethes at you
>you walk in on your chaos godfu giving orders to alpharius, or was it omegon?
>he winks at you in morse code and steals your microwave on the way out
>Fulgrim shittalks you and says how he could be much better
>reply with "Rylanor"
>he slithers out in rage as you tell him to go frick another cactus
Both. Lesser cultists will worship you, champions will plot against you. Belakor will try and stab you for hogging the attention.
You can have Shalaxi Helbane instead. Enjoy
This would be a bit funnier with Slaanesh and Tzeentchs positions swapped.
>five week old sub
>in the fridge.
UNDER the fridge.
This easily makes slaanesh or tzeentch sound like the most fun. I would take future-space-hell-coke for a whirl at least once. Maybe several times.
>Nurgle teeth hoodie
That's actually a pretty cool design
Slaanesh and Tzeentch are perfect
Nurgle gf is the only that would be absolutely 0/10 on any level
based
I need Lelith to be my wife
Lelith isn't exactly drukhari now since she joined the ynnari. I guess she doesn't need to torture people anymore since ynnari get spirit stones.
Love GW made an entire soup faction and the only worthwhile units are craftworlders.
Makes sense since even lorewise they are basically "jobbers" the faction.
>western elves
Yuck. I prefer Japanese elves.
There's actually one in development already (probably, anyway, they won't officially reveal which Warhammer yet but the publisher slipped up and said 40k once).
It's a PvE game led by the guy behind City of Heroes, Champions, Star Trek Online, and Neverwinter, though, and published by NetEase, so it probably won't be very good.
Inquisitussy
Let me guess? She's corrupted by chaos.
She's a Radical who commandeers a Grey Knight Strike Cruiser to stop a Nurglite plague, collecting all sorts of Chaos artifacts to research a cure, pissing off the GK many times. Despite showing how weary and nigh corrupted she gets, she remains loyal and sacrifices herself to let the GKs help Kaldor Draigo kick Mortarion (the true mastermind) in the teeth again (I'm not making this shit up).
300 year old hag
SEX
I think there was a game that was an MMO of sorts
I think along those lines though what you would really want is something similar to foxhole but hopefully better managed
We had one, it was called Eternal Crusade. It wasn't very good.
Wasn't that more "Call of Duty: Warhammer Edition" than an actual MMO or RPG or MMORPG?
It was supposed to be Planetside: 40k but turned into a janky Space Marine clone before it shut down.
Who cares about the humans when dwarfs are finally back, baby?
Votaan are bad and look bad. Idk why any self-respecting dwarfaboo doesn't just proxy those sigmar dwarves as votaan before praying for good rules.
"Humans* (allied) with fully functional AI" is actually a pretty neat and original take, and works well as a faction. I have more sympathy towards the claims against some of the models...
wtf warhammer TMNT!?
>Female Primarchs
We already have them, they are called Living Saints a.k.a. the Emperor's Daemon Princesses.
They are better than Primarchs at fighting Chaos frickers because they burn them just by existing.
Nice, how are their rules?
Only one is playable currently. She used to be amazing and is now mediocre.
It sickens me that we'll never get a generic, customizable saint.
and what of good Corax?
Living Saints are imperial deamon princes rather than pure primarchs, just like the legion of the damned
>What are the drawbacks of fricking genestealer women? Without being involved into their weird cult, I mean.
Is it like a tactic from the genestealer to cult to frick males and expand their army?
No Anon, they reproduce by kissing boys you silly
They do an unelaborated on "genestealers kiss" to random victims, who then get super horny and go make lots of babies, who all come out as half genestealers mutants.
why arent Blackns killing everyone if there are no old gods or c'tuns to stop them?
Trazyn is too busy marvel quipping
They know about Tyranids outside of galaxy. Necrons are actually smarter than other races and can do long-term planning.
too busy fighting each other and dealing with going insane. Also silent King is dead set on removing the nids
because they're too busy watching the Nids and thinking of how to stop their oncoming fleets. which means potentially destroying half the galaxy to starve them out
Give Arbites gf.
Imagine taking a dark eldar Haemonculus and imprisoning them in a stasis field, inside a locked padded cell, and then firing the whole structure into the event horizon of a black hole so they will be forever cucked out of being able to resurrect themselves
So what's up with him? Did he awaken his primarch superpowers yet or is he still just a bigger space marine?
>So what's up with him? Did he awaken his primarch superpowers yet or is he still just a bigger space marine?
what
Haven't seen any more recent developments but loyalist primarchs have super powers now. Lion el Johnson can basically go anywhere via a psychic manifestation of the forests of Caliban that he enters by meditating. Corvus Corax can now transform into a storm of blades or a murder of crows and vanish into the darkness.
>Russ can now turn into a giant furry and awoo
his primarch powers are that he created an entire division of teh imperial specifically designed for logistics
primarch have special warp powers, Lion has OP pseudo-webway travel powers
>primarch have special warp powers, Lion has OP pseudo-webway travel powers
I hate that this moron is probably correct.
This has been a thing for a while. Magnus is the 2nd most powerful psyker ever only beaten by daddy, Angron was implied to have empath abilities pre-nails, Vulkan is physically impossible to kill, Corax basically became a crow-shaped shadow demon during his hunt for Fulgrim in the eye of terror, and some more I'm probably forgetting.
Almost all of that is nu-40k and garbage. Horus Heresy was a mistake. The only one of those that makes any sense is Magnus.
>Fulgrim
Did he stop hunting Lorgar?
whoops yeah lorgar, you're right.
What is his endgame?
What's in the box?
his endgame is to become a main chaos god
To become the first and last Divided daemon prince in order to circle jerk with Belakor.
Tyranids are running from something
If anything it's probably just an even larger hive fleet
theres the theory that the necrons made the nids and thats what the silent king was investigating when he left the galaxy for a bit, trying to unfrick that nuke before it went off.
thought the theory was that the old ones created the nids
>inb4 its the brother moons or a celestial being from another galaxy
>brother moons
Why didn't they use drones and robots to fight the necromorphs?
Not enough power they had just recently shut down most of their nuclear plants prior to finding the marker.
>no coal/steam powered robots or gasoline/diesel powers robots
Pfft talk about being unmotivated
That theory is so moronic. "The Tryranids are a massive galaxy eating threat. But there is a super galaxy eating threat bigger and cooler then them!" I know this is 40k but that's still to childish. I'd rather prefer that it begins and ends with the Tyranids.
well we dont have a good enough 40k Sylvania copy so the nids are another galaxy's failed last resort weapon and are running from space undead with reality vampires or something like that so that Chaos hates them as well, and they are lead by not-mannfred
yeah, the hivemind is female and is running from my wiener
I read something on the wiki, that they were called out to by the Outsider and while it would not be The Hivemind, it is roughly "steering" them all in this direction.
I hope that's just some wiki bullshit
Yea bro they are running from their unquenchable hunger.
They're actually running towards sneeds to get feed
Watch it be a more advanced version of the Men of Iron that managed to escape the Milky Way Galaxy directly after the Cybernetic Revolt during the 23rd Millenium with giant matter deleting nanite clouds that span entire solar systems and black hole generators that are sucking up the ass end of the Tyranid swarm.
Ahriman did nothing wrong, unlike Magnus
objectively correct
Trips confirm it, right?
How did he get old?
literally Tywin Lannister
Spent 10,000 years getting buttfricked while in a coma by the Watchers
He was just sleeping, not like Roboute who was placed in stasis.
turns out, space marines aren't immortal
get fricked
necrons #1 immortal race
Technically Rubric Marines are immortal too
but not immortaler than necrons
BlackNS WIN AGAIN
#1
TOP GALAXY IMMORTALS
LITERAL KANGZ
>turns out, space marines aren't immortal
>Vulkan reassembling behind you
What happens when Vulcan comes back?
HE gives you a hug
Wouldn't the Eldar get pissed since perpetuals frick up their farseeing every time they come back to life
We don't talk about them around here.
Necrons can't be considered immortal because they don't have a soul. It is like saying a rock with writing on it is immortal. Sure the rock says things but it doesn't have a soul.
>le soul
This is 40k. Souls are an actual thing and every necron desperately wishes they had not traded their soul away. The fricking warp is called "the realm of souls" and Eldar have soul stones to keep she who thirsts from eating their soul post-mortem.
i'll feed she who thirsts something even better than souls heheheh
That sounds like something a jealous race who isn't #1 IMMORTAL RACE OF THE GALAXY
A hrud walked past him
Has anyone tried giving him hair yet?
He slept in the room on the rock that makes you old
The rock that makes you old?
Yes anon the rock that makes you old
The Rock of Aging
It's called nursing homeworld
>"Azreal you rat! This isn't my stasis pod, this is the bed that makes people old! How could you do your old pal Lion dirty like that? How could you give me the old crippling mattress trick?"
>POV: you are a Custodes responding to multiple emergency alerts of an invasion of the Inner Sanctum
How do you respond without sounding mad?
It had this TERRIBLE MMO third person shooter that played fine but was so, so fricking israeli with microtransactions.
I remember playing as space marines and one fricking orc with a P2W flamer killed half of the blood angles ranks
Dark Angels are perfidious eldar who were allowed to be born human as a prank. Change my mind
they aint that sparkly ya git
No. Gork and Mork would intervene in that case.
They gotta have some preppy hall monitor nerd to make fun of and fight with.
Have any c'tan fought any chaos gods?
They've fought much weaker opponents and had their asses handed to them.
Considering they were sharded before the chaos gods were born, that's not saying much.
you're behind on the newest chaoswank, the new thing is that Slaanesh's birth was so violent that it reverbrated through time and eldar and necrons during the war in heaven had to team up to fight hordes of daemonettes that came out of thin air.
Let me put it in maths terms
>Big E kicks Void's ass
>Necrotyr kick Deceiver and Nightbringer's ass
>Neither have defeated a Chaos god despite ample need and opportunity
Just going to forget that the necrons had to wait till they fought and ate each other and were in a weakened state before they were able to shard them?
Doesn't matter since big E still hasn't
A king behind countless armies and great walls is considered powerful. They're warp existence is just durability
It does matter since its only one shard of the void dragon not it's true former self.
>and opportunity
Have they really had the opportunity? The Warp and Chaos Gods was not really a thing when the Necrons were around the the Chaos gods actually hide like a b***h from Big E.
big e b***h slapped one and imprisoned it on mars.
Will they ever explain what happened to the two primarchs of the IInd and XIth Legions?
I doubt it but I also doubted more primarchs coming back
I don't think they'll ever reveal anything explicit unless they do some End Times shit or do a fakeout on returning Primarchs. That said, something really fricking bad must've happened for everyone to get mindwiped about the two.
>playing catchup with 40k developments
For anyone who plays the tabletop, realistically how much do the big boy marines change up how Space Marines play, what without the Tactical/Devastator/Assault trifecta of infantry? All these Primaris squads seem a lot more hyper-specialized without seemingly as much room for customization, like how plasma is for those Eradicators. Also assuming Grey Knights are giving a pass to the whole Primaris thing?
Also some of the weaponry like pic related and vehicles look like something an Ork designer would make.
homie what, we're here to jack off to dark eldars and blue smurf butts, not talk about little plastic figures. take that shit to /tg/
Because I'd like to know how this shit would trickle down into the vidya in some form. Not that I'd have any high hopes for a DoW4.
Which model are you least looking foward to in Space Marine 2?
The Invader and Storm Speeder are silly, and I suppose the Desolator and Suppressor setups look goofy when tacticool-looking Infiltrator/Incursor marines exist too, but whether any of these are likely to be seen in a game like Space Marine I wouldn't be sure. I imagine Titus would just be picking up and using assorted weapons while being accompanied by battle line marines (Tacticals/Intercessors) like in the first game.
If it has multiplayer then I'm curious as to how they'd go about it since the classic trinity was used for the classes.
Like 60% of the primaris line could be condensed into wargear options on other units with basically zero loss of flexibility.
Primaris are basically Spess Mehreen Aspect Warriors
the hand looks cool, might take apart one of my old dreadnoughts and give it the new hand
Eh, not particularly much. They're still WS/BS/S/T 4 dudes that are decent/good for pretty much everything.
>Assault
NOBODY TELL HIM
>'we can kill them but we cant frick em cause it says so in the Codex gaystartes'
gay and lame
Doesn't the Adeptus Mechanicus worship the void dragon?
It's either a void dragon or an AI super computer that survived since the Dark age of technology hiding underneath Mars.
Crazy torture murder elves
I can fix her
>they gave Lelith pants
Whoever did that should be tortured and killed.
>me waiting for Rogue Trader and Space Marine 2 to come out
How do I cope in the meantime if I've already played Space Marine 1, Dow 1 and Dow 2?
Have you played Boltgun yet? It takes place on Graia some time after Space Marine. Mechanicus is also there.
This, Boltgun is basically a Doom WADS and Mechanicus is a fun grid tactics game
Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters is great. Very fun tactical puzzler if you like X-com style games.
It should have a proper RTS
>select infantry
>"Training"
>"Unit Ready"
>click on infantry
>"For the Imperium!"
I need that! RA2 would be an awesome template.
>proper RTS
Is Dawn of War not good enough? It's got ham in spades.
It really is a shame that the 40k universe doesn't have a massive online game for us to play. At least an RPG, you have all of the character concept, plethora of story and lore already made
Blame Gamesworkshop, we could have had it by now, if they accept Blizzards partnership offer back in the 1990s but GW told Blizzard to frick off, so they did and went off to make WoW.
Ok, that's the fantasy side, but they also made Starcraft, the point is if GW weren't such morons we could have had a realistic chance for a 40K mmo, right now I just don't see it. But it's something I would no-life and treat as my only game for as long as the servers stay online.
The perfect game is planetside 40k. Why did they have to frick up eternal crusade so bad
Isn't the Terran Empire in Planetside 2 basically the imperial guard at this point? They look so fricking similar I'm sure GW could sue for breach of copyright and they'd have a fair chance of winning.
Yes but I don't see it happening unless it's a clone of Foxhole.
Reminder: Ahriman has literally never done anything wrong.
I just want a Gorkamorka game
>basically Battlefield 1 in gameplay but actually polished
>everyone's an ork, you pick your warband at the beginning kinda like For Honors faction map
>like BF1 the 'main' modes are Breakthrough and Conquest, just orks swarming towards/against objectives like Gork and Mork intended
>'elite' unit choices are on pickup. burna, tankbusta, kommando, etc.
>factions fight for domination of the map like For Honor
>kustumization/cosmetics forever and NOT PART OF A SHOP/BP/ETC
sweaty babymaking sex and marriage with a sister of battle
they are not pure down there
God, I fricking love seer councils in these games.
W40k story ends with the emperor dying and that's it. Robot girlyman is not canon. In the homosexual brightness of the 42nd millennium there is only starbucks and gay shit.
so which 40k race has the hottest females?
Cadian girls and their pretty purple eyes mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah
As Warhammer becomes more mainstream, you'll be forced to accept everything gaming has. Black folk, homosexuals, feminism, racism awareness and anti bigotry against "invaders". Enjoy your new coming future, as warhammer becomes more "popular"
Not all xenos are bad, we need to embrace more xenos into our homeworlds, why can't the emperor be female? we have been racist agaisnt orks for too long, ork lives matter.
Kill ALL ChaosBlack folk and xenoscum NOW.
>not going for IRL 40k
>going literal Death Korps
lol
https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1639390679670374403
i will ask this again. what does battle sister pusy smell like
myrrh and incense
You forgot the promethium.
What would be the punishment for impregnating a sister of battle?
Eldar girls would be great but they don't have big breasts.
Good
Look at the gay homosexual spamming his husbandos like the subhuman degenerate he is. What is wrong with these coomer morons that only care about sex?
>Planetside but 40k
Sure
a planetside 40k would be kino. just because one dev was bad and failed doesn't mean the idea is bad
I'm just going to stop buy and say Wraithlords are cooler than Dreadnoughts.
why arent there any dwarves in space
We call them the squats, it's a derogatory terms for these abhumans who are still taller than early marine minis.
Would big e really be pissed off at girlyman for fricking elf pussy?
Emprah didn't give two shits about current era Empire Qanon shizoisms; if it wasn't Chaos-affiliated nor trying to frick over humanity, he didn't care.
CAM ON 'PERIUM, SCORE SUM FRAKKIN 'STERMINATUSES
Why would we ever know, it never happened.
i want to frick a mechanically enhanced adeptus mechanicus female with fully customizable robotic pussy that vibrates as you thrust inside her
are there any good warhammer doujins to goon to?
preferably futa
Right, the fricking space Egyptians were bad enough but this thread is taking it too far.
>t. Lord Caxuatn, Old One
>i wonder what's inside this webway gate
>i hope it's not warp spiders
We need more Alien Factions, and putting them in the video games is the best way to do it. I just want to see my Performing Squids dramatically acting out a last stand against a horde of Guardsmen. Or the Actual Fricking Bug Empire that's right next to Holy Terra that no one wants to talk about getting fricking pseudo warp tech and start fighting Nids. Some good Bug on Bug action.
>Or the Actual Fricking Bug Empire that's right next to Holy Terra that no one wants to talk about getting fricking pseudo warp tech and start fighting Nids
Anon if you're talking about Q'orl, they're very small time compared to shit like Imperium or Nids.
I mean, surely there are conflicts breaking out - hell I can totally believe in Q'orl Genestealer Cults considering Hrud ones are canon - but it's a bit small scale for GW to typically cover and obviously too small scale for miniature shit. And miniature shit is all GW wanna cover, really, to promote sells.
>anything new made these days with an old franchise
you don't want a mmo
Warhammer fantasy had an MMORPG but it got fricked by EA and came out missing a lot of the promised stuff, was rushed out and had bugs etc and they just kept trying to milk people for cash with shit like having to pay to reach max level or you would be crippled and only able to get to a certain rank.
Then a team tried to make that 40k MMO Eternal crusade game that was a third person shooter, but they never finished it, gave up and took peoples money.
The WAR reborn team lets you play the fantasy one again and they also added a shit load of stuff and flavour that wasn't in the original release.
There is also the Rogue trader game coming out later this year I think though.
Half of the posts in this thread were not made by my by the way.
Will it ever be finished?