Shouldn't Tifa be kinda big and thick for someone who fights entirely hand to hand? Why is she built like a twig?

Shouldn't Tifa be kinda big and thick for someone who fights entirely hand to hand? Why is she built like a twig?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because japs are dumb.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4722915?q=parent%3A5082031

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Japan doesn't really do muscle; and if they did, Barret already took the spot for it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to very deliberately train for hypertrophy to get big, there's plenty of strong skinny people out there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. You don't get bulky from running around and punching shit. Boxers are generally bulkier than your actual fighter. Not saying boxing isn't fighting, I wouldn't want to get hit by a boxer more than I have, but fighting to hurt shit without padded gloves is different. Look at MMA. They are usually thinner and quick instead of bodybuilder bulky.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOD I WISH I WAS THAT PUNCHING BAG

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree overall but aren't fighters kind of a bad example since theres a big incentive to lose as much weight as possible before fights?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. There's incentive to be as big as possible within your preferred weight class. So you bulk up over the weight limit before cutting back down just before weigh-ins.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly in terms of skeletal size, not muscle. Being jacked increases your bodyweight so if you're jacked and 5'8, in your same weight class you'll be up against a skinny 6ft homie who has way more reach than you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              6ft homies also have incentive to have as much mass as possible in their weight class. If you look at averages, classes tend to sort by height as much as it does weight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. You don't get bulky from running around and punching shit. Boxers are generally bulkier than your actual fighter. Not saying boxing isn't fighting, I wouldn't want to get hit by a boxer more than I have, but fighting to hurt shit without padded gloves is different. Look at MMA. They are usually thinner and quick instead of bodybuilder bulky.

      She should at least be a tad bigger than a one piece girl

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor fricking women man. This is an olympic athlete? even if the bar is 45 thats still only 130lbs. Im skinny as frick and even I could do that much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        blind

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah so its KG. Nevermind, thats more impressive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah shes lifting you and more
            assuming you're not a fatass or tall

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason a skeletor can beat up a bunch of grown women, his muscle fibers are denser

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa should be doing blowjobs to Barret

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tifa
    Tifa.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she never should have stopped training

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because physical exercise doesn't make you bigger. Eating makes you bigger.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to very deliberately train for hypertrophy to get big, there's plenty of strong skinny people out there

      But then why wouldn't she eat to get big? Being lightweight is a huge disadvantage in fighting.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the "thicc" meme was implemented across the internet around a decade and a half ago in order to pave the way for fat acceptance and the removal of a person's face. what i mean by that is
    >a woman is attractive and beautiful as long and she is "thicc" or "strong"
    >her face does not matter even though even animal look for each other's faces foremost
    >then came the mask mandates
    no one listened to my warnings and now everyone is fat and ugly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And simp for fat ugly b***hes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      o noes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. You have to be some kind of damaged freak to like that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        milk
        milk
        milk

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unarmed combatants don't train for hypertrophy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unarmed combatants don't train for hypertro-

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The answer is Japanese beauty standards

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa should look thusly

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it but this is the optimal tifa build.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because she isn't fat or a femroid, dumbass

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is for Mario wiener.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My issue is that Tifa is that she acts like a normal weak girl when she should have a lot more confidence and be a whole lot more tomboyish or aggressive. Its not like she is casting spells in the background, she is a front line fighter. Fricking act like it.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda, but not that big. She wouldn't be able to keep that much muscle mass if she's constantly running around and fighting.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I appreciate her AC version. They added a modest amount of muscle without it being too manly, but you could also tell she was fit/built/works out. Nutifa looks like a pop singer.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care, what the frick was up with the poor use of big snake?

    Big snake was a scary fricker. They couldn't, say, let the party explore the swamp, fight it and realize over heads, then escape and chocobo across? Then you'd have the option to fight? Too bad enemy skill materia fricked it up by not forcing you to get hit by Beta, killing you or making you lose 99% of hp or something. Then afterwards, Stephanie shows up to Mitch Buchanan Cloud's ass, teaches big snake a lesson and creates the first x mas tree the world has ever seen.

    I'm still enjoying the game tho. Just...some shit man....couldn't handle it better?!

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My question is who has the bigger bush, Tifa or Aerith. Tifa seems like she should grow more body hair but I also think she's more likely to shave

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    start going to the gym and you will understand

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