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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his mother should have told him that sitting in front of the tv all day will cause cancer due to all the radiation. Kids never listen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

      >sadly
      why is this news?

      dick status?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SENT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mutt's Law in effect

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What law is it when you’re a Pakistani who seethes about murca all day long?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >pakistan
              >laws

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uncircumcised and ready for sounding

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          mfw no cute biological gf to sound my uncircumcised penis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Semi-erect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You better not exist if you want to avoid radiation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone gonna tell him about all the fricking radiowaves passing through his empty skull right now 24/7 every second?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont they use radiation to treat cancer? checkmate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i use radiation to kill radiation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CRTs have been a thing of the past since flatscreens you mong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick I haven't heard anyone say this since my grandma back in the late 90s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought flatscreens didn't have radiation, you homosexuals shit on crt for having radiation

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >33
      >workout regularly since i was 27
      >covid hits
      >figure i'll let people beta test the vaccine for me
      >every government on earth says to take the vaccine or be removed from society
      >tinfoil hat grows 10 feet taller
      >2 weeks to flatten the curve becomes 2 years
      >get covid
      >it's the fricking flu
      >get over it in 3 days
      >tons of people my age just start getting cancer or dropping dead
      >"doctors baffled"
      >whole world agrees to blame absolutely everything including working out, air conditioners, climate change, and stress, but never blame the vaccine
      >everyone accepts it
      >people just keep dying
      >vaccine skepticism becomes equal to terrorism
      better them than me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people just keep dying
        People died before the vaccine

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no shit. but it wasn't a record number of young people, like after the vaccine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Got a single iota of proof there champ?
            Any comparisons?

            No?
            I see.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Got a single iota of proof there champ?
              >Any comparisons?
              >No?
              >I see.
              vaxxie cope intensifies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Keep saying it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the vaccine does nothing
        t. in the med field

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to be in the med field to know this
          >almost everyone in my family is vax'd but me
          >we all get covid anyways due to mother getting it and spreading it
          >but I work out 5 days a week and I am in really good health so I'm recovered in like 3 or 4 days while they are all bed ridden for a week

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >young people are more resistant to sickness
            whoa...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what about the dead young people?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The effects diminishes after a few months yeah. Some vaxxes like the tetanus one can last years but that's because the toxoid doesn't mutate unlike covid/flu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would have thought absolute dribbling fricktards like yourself would have quietened down after the embarrassment of ALL VAXXED ARE GONNA DIE BY SEPTEMBER RIOTS IN THE STREETS but it seems like you can't learn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seething vaxxie, enjoy the toxic garbage in your veins

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No refunds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>tons of people my age just start getting cancer or dropping dead
        why are you lying, like 80% of the deaths were people over 60

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Two people I know my age have died and that's like 60% of people I know

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you talking about from "covid"? Because in reality the majority of those deaths were above life expectancy, which was over 80. They made people clutch their pearls over typical old age death and the fricking flu, gaslighting us by telling us is SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE FLU, while reading to count flu cases and pretending like masking stopped flu but not "covid" when what they really did was a misdiagnosis and relabeling game. When we got children getting myocarditis though that is just perfectly normal, nothing to see here...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know that most people got a placebo right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Ninja didn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop noticing things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your brain when your entire view of the world is modeled by engagement bait tweets you saw reposted on /misc/ by actual morons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >/pol/
          i'm a right wing israelite. pol hates me, the left hates me, fish fear me. i just want to lift, grill, and shoot guns.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm a right wing israelite. pol hates me
            /misc/ literally gets 80% of their opinions from right wing israelites aka fox news, what do you mean

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /pol/, despite being comprised of actual dipshits, is still smarter than normie sheep like you. Stop trusting everything the media tells you to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T W O
        M O R E
        W E E K S

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        meds, now. Consider getting off /misc/ as well. Every one of your shit theories has been debunked at this point, it's just sad you still entertain them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's funny that you guys talked shit about every death being attributed to covid then and here you are now doing the same shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You really expect consistency from actually moronic culture warriors?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Authorities were doing everything possible to attribute as many death as they could to Covid. They're doing the absolute opposite for the jabs. The government is the enemy and always was.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ah yeah, I remember the "car accident counted as covid death" meme, and the meltdown when you asked for a source

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not video games
      Reported

      Not video games
      Reported

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Announced a report
        Reported

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sadly
    why is this news?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer at 32 fricking blows, man. It’s a terrible fate for anyone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's rathrr manageable unless you are getting chemo/poison to "remedy" it. People fall for this lie and end up killing themselves because of blind trust in their bought medical system.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the ghost of Steve Jobs or something trying to take us with you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's lymphoma/leukemia then you're getting chemo/radiotherapy. You can't exactly excise neoplastic blood cells with surgery

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But, anon, how can you expect schizo-kun to actually know what he's ranting about?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Least it wasn't ligma.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s ligma? It sounds dangerous. Is it more aggressive than cancer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no no no no

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What’s ligma? It sounds dangerous. Is it more aggressive than cancer?
        LIGMA BALLS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >built his career on nothing but greed and avarice
    >gets struck with life-ending disease at an early age
    Biblical

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >life-ending disease
      >melanoma
      >discovered early and under his foot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then as always he's a clout chasing homosexual
        >i has cancer plz feel bad and send money

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was pretty straighforward on his tweet, the news blowed this up out of proportion tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just cause you were able to excise a malignant cancer early doesn't mean it can't come back... this is such a weird spot for melanoma too cause most common cause is exposure to UV aside from genetics ofc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't mean it can't come back
          >take our pharma preventative profit increasing treatment that totally isn't the cause of it coming back or killing you at all, cattle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his career on nothing but greed and avarice
      source on this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's successful therefore he's greedy and this is bad
      kys commie moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure the millionaire will walletfrick you for defending him, bro.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm quite wealthy myself. Just looking out for a brotha.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to try and impress internet strangers. If your life was great you wouldn't be on Ganker.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's possible to be wealthy while also having high-functioning autism (and consequently being drawn to these sorts of places).

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's also possible to just throw out unverifiable lies to suit your beliefs. Much more likely too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Believe whatever you want.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is click bait. This dude has some skin cancer that's 99.99% curable. Tbh people that get this shit shouldn't even announce that they have cancer, it shouldn't even count.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cancer research has really come a long way in the last 10 years. I'm thankful for that. Won't bring back my mom but at least I know someone else might be saved.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry about your mom fren.. Honestly fluff|insert four letter word cancer it's awful.. It took a literal decade + and my mom just got back to normal after having her thyroid removed. >-<

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Come a long way in lying sure. They could solve all the problems by not lying to people by saying cancer is "genetic" as opposed to poisoned reaction to their commercial products.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/li-fraumeni-syndrome/

          congrats anon you're also moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's melanoma then take no chances as that shit can metastasize easily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did confirm it's melanoma but apparently they caught it in the early stages so he should be fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm grateful to have hope in
          illiterate moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >remove mole
          >comes back as cancer
          >psa get skin check ups
          This is telling me to avoid doctors.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            acral melanoma isn't reliably distinguishable from a normal nevus on physical exam, biopsy is required

            Ganker as usual is moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yearly mole check
          Kek not a problem in my cold dark shithole

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I live in Estonia and my friend got melanoma at 35. Since then, I go for yearly checks too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            UV radiation is extreme in the colder northern parts. Scandinavia and central europe broke several UV radiation index records in the last 10 years (over 15 and the scale only goes to 12 usually)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it’s a nothingburger.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >been to two doctors to get my various weird moles checked
          >both of them just went "nah, you'll be fine as long as it doesn't start to bleed or something" without even looking at them
          Melanoma is a meme. Probably not even real. He should stop being a b***h.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you get a melanoma as a shut in who never sees the light of day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK559113/#:~:text=Introduction,of%20the%20limbs%20(extremities).

            Ganker is moronic as always

            anons need to realize they are not doctors

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The vax

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because he isn't a shut in, clearly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe because it's not as easy as "don't get out = don't get skin cancer", you fricking moron.

            I swear people on Ganker might be the dumbest motherfrickers on average in all the internet

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm logging off for the day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            chronic moderate exposure and low pufa diet are protective. most melanomas develop in places that dont get much sun. i think many blacks get melanomas and die from it because they simply dont notice it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have cancer cells in your body right now, billions of your cells undergo mutations every day, normally your immune system destroys cells that develop harmful selfish mutations before they can multiply to the point its detectable as cancer.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone also infect with tuberculosis too. And it is very deadly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TB is easily treatable, it's only deadly in countries where you're access to medical treatment is limited.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The cancer as you know it starts when your own immune cells think that bunch of cancer cells is actually part of your body and stop attacking it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i cant get a skin checkup because its expensive
          and if i get a cancer diagnosis i wont have money to cover the medical costs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sits inside playing video games all day
      >gets skin cancer
      kek nice one God you a funny guy who works in mysterious ways.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was on his fricking foot too. how the frick does that even form

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cancer doesn't need a logic, it's a mutation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK559113/#:~:text=Introduction,of%20the%20limbs%20(extremities).

          Ganker is moronic as always

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so sorry i didnt go to med school gayet which is why i posed the question. atleast i didnt get the vax

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should stop using sunscreen and a lot of their skin care products with fricking asbestos in it. People ombre way too trusting of the synthetic lab made products they put on or into their body.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is this psy op against asbestos? It's only harmful if you breathe in it like all fine crystal particulates. It's SiO2, aka sand. It's really an agenda to make us use fluorinated PFAS fiberglass insulation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          asbestos is actually safe to breathe in. it's used in cigarette filters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But cigarettes give you cancer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lies

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no they dont

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >using cigarette to determine if something is safe
            Anon…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Neither are good, and why is it in creams and baby powder? Bye bye shill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, me and my ombre's ain't trust no cabron out here, mang.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its funny that they just leave it with just saying "cancer" because it sounds more dramatic.
      sure, any form of cancer is bad but melanoma isnt exactly one of the more serious cancers out there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you leave it until it metastasizes to the brain then it's definitely serious

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure but its definitely one of the more treatable ones compared to other types of cancer.
          and the dude said he got it checked out right away so im sure hes good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Melanoma is deadly and don't listen to this moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of my doctors ever take it seriously. They just brush me off whenever I try to get my moles checked. Can't be that big of a deal.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and why should i listen to you?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vax status?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's what you get for playing fortnite 24/7

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as long as it's not pancreatic hes fine

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer isn't even real.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many people getting turbo cancer anons? What happened in the past few years that could have caused this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Cancer didn't exist before 2020 what are they hiding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are so many people getting turbo cancer anons? What happened in the past few years that could have caused this?
      Hmmm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I knew those 5G cancer rays were no good but did anyone listen? Noooooooooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly not the vaccine. People had a choice to take it anyway, they weren't forced.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you usually wait a little before expanding the bait like that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What bait? It was your choice to take it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't take it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vaxxed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turbo cancer
      >easily treatable thats in stage 1
      moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He thinks its going to be easily treatable
        Lmao, see you in hell soon dawner of the mark of the mRNA beast!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >stage 1 cancer
          >not easily treatable
          moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Usually surgery and follow up is all it takes to make it gone for good at that stage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Pretending that the mRNA tained lucifluorescin-DNA complex stops at Stage 1

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i dont know what cancer is
              moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cancer is caused by a reaction of the body to antiproliferative synthetic toxins, it never existed before the industrial revolution. mRNA is a new technology for turbo cancer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Possibly the dumbest thing i have ever read, good job moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have evidence for it existing beforehand, fricking moronic vaxxie test piggy?

                I wonder what your stupid ass is going to do when every single virus injects MRNA into you

                Viruses don't even exist lmao. GIVE ME ONE PICTURE OF A VIRUS THAT ISN'T CGI! You can't!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You have evidence for it existing beforehand, fricking moronic vaxxie test piggy?
                >calling other morons when you dont even know how cancer works
                Lol,lmao moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cancer is your body's rejection to the söyboy toxin-filled beta male you have become. Become a godly person who treats their body with respect and your body won't rebel.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm going to continue spewing moronic nonsense
                moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the only one dying right now without you even realizing it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh geez am i? shit i cant believe i only have 2 more weeks left! Oh wait its 3-4 months right? No? Its a year! Oh shit thats wrong to a decade! Oh my god!
                moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mRNA is a new technology for turbo cancer.
                Do.......do you think mrna is new? If you ever had the flu or a cold for instance, you have had mrna injected into you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ask him his thoughts on 5G

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder what your stupid ass is going to do when every single virus injects MRNA into you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still obsessing over vaccines
      A tale as old as time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corn syrup.
      Im not even memeing.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's hoping Logan Paul is next.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time for another covid thread.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get paid 50million to play games
    >get clot shot
    >get cancer
    Haha what an idiot!

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rumour has it that he consumed too much McDonalds, I think he was sponsored by them at one point.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the effect of burger king foot fungus on joe ligma xD

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a recent mole but I'll wait and see if it gets bigger

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just go carnivore. cures cancer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My mother loves that nonsense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would frick your mother

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's an anal queen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and how would you know that?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's really young for cancer. I should get myself checked out more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d recommend it. I noticed a weird mole on my arm and it turned out to be a melanoma. Had it removed two weeks ago.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s been 4 years since people got covid shots. When are the mass deaths coming?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soon™

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mass deaths was a psyop created by coping vaxxies. It will be slow deaths random heart attacks and turbo cancers. You are a ticking timebomb anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Our original cope was just a psy op, this new cope is the real deal, unless it doesn't happen otherwise it's another psy op
        You're not even wrong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you guys call literally any and everything that makes you look bad, wrong, etcetera psyops, false-flags, CIA plants, and more? Is it really that hard to accept the things you believe may be wrong? It just makes you look like extremely narcissistic, egotistical psychos to others.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          being schizo actually makes you look very based to fellow Ganker users, you should try it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've already occurred, but the information is being surpressed. Considering the sheer amount of lawsuits facing companies like Pfizer I think we'll start hearing more and more about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two More Weeks™

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not every lot has the product, many of them are placebos so as to gwt a percentage of effect, if everyone keeled over at once that would blow their cover and no one would ever trust their jabs or suggestions ever again.
      The shots are actually 3 years old FYI
      It's been 4 years since "covid" and people like me who did not get the shots, have not died. I have not even been sick the entire "pandemic", explain to me how that can be, I thought it was a "pandemic of the unvaccinated" as the president said.

      How many times have you had "covid" or "long Covid" btw? They will never blame the shots, they would rather call adverse reactions "long covid," due to "Sponsored by Pfizer" and what not. Our corporate media and institutions will lie and say the person was "unvaxxed" just for not having every booster or because the three weeks acknowledgement was not up. "Died suddenly", increase in myocarditis or "NIDs" will never be blamed on a multinational multibillion dollar corporate product. They will sooner blame window blinds than they will a patented corporate foreign product being injected into the body from a corporation that extends much of their money to social engineering and manipulating public opinion through the media.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Long covid was first seen in May-June 2020. That was well before the vax.

        Basically someone who still has aftereffects 6 weeks after testing negative counts as having long covid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting to die for not taking the vacc poison

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a tip for 2024, DONT EVER GO TO A DOCTOR, they unironically believe viruses are real even though every image of one is CGI. They also believe in ingecting you with heavy metals, fluorinated water, phytoestrogens in food, and performing fecal transplants aka anal sex on patients. Kill all doctors. They are lying to you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disease is spread through miasma and bad smells.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Disease is spread through miasma and bad smells.
        this
        remember to wear a mask when you go outside

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhh where's the sticky?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw you didn't take the goy vaxx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Got the shot
      >didn't get the boosters
      I still have a chance right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, you are impure and your dna was rewritten already

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends what shot. These morons forget that there were three non mrna ones

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice try israelite, all shots were cancer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully not. Vaxxies deserve to die.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pfizer and Modern you're fine, J&J you're fricked. The mRNA ones are unironically safer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From blood clots maybe. Turbo cancer is from the MRNA ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically didn't get the shot because the guy giving the injections at place that was giving them out in my town looked uncannily like happy merchant meme.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you were forced to take the vaxx just to be able to attend your grandmother's funeral (who didn't die of COVID but copd)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who forced you? You willingly took it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You still could have said no. "People" like you that have no backbone are why the world is a living hell now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >forced
        homosexuals with no backbone like you deserved it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they put a gun to your head anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chud getting btfo the frick out (epic style) on this gay post
        Noice.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't get the vaccine
    >no one has asked me why
    It's so annoying

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the first signs of having cancer? I'm not kidding when I say the past few years I've had this suspicion that I've got some form of cancer or other life threatening illness but I can't pinpoint what the calling card is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the doctor and have bloodwork done, that'll prompt any further investigations if the doctor is concerned for any metric.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It depends in the cancer. You want a lung/teste cancer ir something to make it very obvious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unexplained weight loss can be a sign too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the first signs of having cancer? I'm not kidding when I say the past few years I've had this suspicion that I've got some form of cancer or other life threatening illness but I can't pinpoint what the calling card is.
      did you take the vax?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell me your symptoms

      t. medgay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High blood pressure, unusually high/low sugar levels, loss of weight despite not changing diet/exercise. Had two relatives misdiagnosed to be diabetic but turned out it was cancer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        definitely not me then because it's hard to even lose the fricking weight lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just do regular yearly checkups on your blood, another cancer indicator for all stages is unusually high white blood cell count, especially when it's consistently high, then that's a good indicator that's something is horrible wrong going on inside your body somewhere.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whenever I go to my doctor and ask for a blood test he says no.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tell your doctor he's a homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              medgay here

              family doctors aren't the best doctors, but you probably don't have cancer. If you had symptoms that made your doctor concerned about cancer they would be more likely to get you tested.

              Do you have
              Fatigue
              Unexplained Weight loss
              Dyspnea (difficulty breathing)
              Recurrent localized headache
              Sensation of heaviness in a part of your body
              Jaundice
              Decreased (or significantly increased) urine output
              Pain

              etcetera.
              If you have no symptoms, you are VERY unlikely to have cancer.

              >Why won't he just order the test?
              #1 it would cost you money for no reason
              #2 there are LOADS of incidental irrelevant findings that might warrant further work-up (obligated due to duty to treat and investigate) that would cost you money
              #3 you have no symptoms

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >feeling oddly sick
                >ask doctor for blood test
                >he says no
                >year later feeling extremely sick almost out of nowhere
                >doctor checks you out
                >"well it seems like you have (serious illness) maybe you should have gotten a blood test so we could tackle the problem early on"
                >cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >red bull
    >jab
    >meds
    > Any number of other synthetic lop products and chemicals this cattle brain has consumed
    He will be too stupid to realize that he needs to cut some of the fake shit he consumes out of the equation and he will instead get the harmful chemo, like Total "have a really high IQ" Biiscuit, which will end up being what really lead to their death. They will never blame the cancer therapy though, because they are told to trust charlatans in Healthcare who only care about making money off of lifetime customers(Short as it may end up being)and keeping their job, not your health.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I realized that it doesn't matter how wealthy you are, the vast majority of people are unthinking slaves no matter what class they belong to. It's a terrible revelation, but something I have to learn to live with.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While I agree, it's still possible that he lied for the purpose of that tweet, to spread the image that he capitulated so his followers would as well, and that this cancer is also an opportunity to fake his death and officially join the break-away society. But it is also very possible that despite being one of the highest-paid twitch clowns ever he was still actual moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was forced to vax in 2021 because my college would not let me register for ANY class except one african history program unless I took the jab and showed my card.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should have taken a year out then. You weren't forced.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The vax requirement is a permanent feature. I was even lectured for not wearing a mask in 2023. And my parents (who I was financially dependent on) would not let me transfer colleges.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Should have killed them to death

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's pretty bullshit, but it's a shame you didn't have any mentor or authority figure around you to tell you to just take the year off because online classes are completely bullshit and not worth the money anyways.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it wasn't a time-limited requirement

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I weep for you. My natural immunity feels really strong because of covid. I've had it maybe once. Loads of exposure to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah so that explains it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's going to be one of those fake cancers that will give him a lot of pity points like that annoying science YouTuber that also hot turbo jabbed.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anon come outside

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nan had rib pain 7 months ago
    >got a scan
    >then more scans
    >four months after find out its cancer
    >she died a month ago
    It was just so quick man, fricking ridiculous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my grandma started bleeding from her vegana 10 years ago, never said anything until she got depression and other stuff, my mom got her tested, discovered cancer, started treatment 1 year later and now she is cancer free, some people are really lucky

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10 year side effects
        Christ that's a idle cancer

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cancer diagnosed with cancer
    pottery

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Inb4 we get round 2 of this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people cared about TotalWhinyhomosexual
      and it was fricking glorius, paved the way for massive e-celeb threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna need a version of this STAT

      >NINJA IS ROTTING IN THE GROUND TONIGHT!
      >EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME!

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My grandpa who smoked for 65 years but had quit for four got lung cancer after getting his covid shots. Can we actually look into this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can we actually look into this?
      They will investigate in about 2 weeks.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anons, all of a sudden i have the urge to pee 2-3x more a day and i've never had that before. it's been about 10 days of this. what is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pre diabetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably diabetes anon go to the doctor

        Diabetus

        ok i do eat a lot of sugar and will eat an entire cake from time to time but i'm only 150lbs...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Best not to go to the doctor then anon, not worth it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you dont need to be fat to get diabetes moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon go to the doctor you probably have diabetes.

          so sorry i didnt go to med school gayet which is why i posed the question. atleast i didnt get the vax

          > i didn't go to med school
          > shitposting on Ganker about vaxxxxxx

          yeah don't really need to tell me bud, it's assumed. they indoctrinate us to israelite magic in med school so we can tell when the goyim ar talking.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there are obese people that don't get diabetes, it's entirely dependent on sugar content and how your body metabolizes it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you dont need to be fat to get diabetes moron

            if i get really bad inflammation on my feet and knees, is that a bad sign? it usually only happens if i don't get much sleep but also if i eat pasta or bread... but it's been like that for like 10 years

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why don't you go to a doctor you stupid moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i'm american. that should be obvious...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get fricking health insurance and stop being a moron. Don’t be like one of those idiots that ends up with a fricking hundred thousand hospital bill because “well I’ve never gotten sick before”.

                I recently had to drop 2k since my coverage for my surgery handled the other 36k. Can’t imagine people not having insurance.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ghat means having a job

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try moshe but im not getting insurance until the bone cramps start

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Get fricking health insurance and stop being a moron

                Ghat means having a job

                >Ghat means having a job
                i've had a steady job for 5 years but i still can't afford insurance. i don't even spend frivolously

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              dont worry about it anon, you are perfectly healthy, keep eating your daily cakes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up and die

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lmao anon is unironically writing himself into a USMLE step question

              anon you probably have diabetes. What you're describing might be dermatitis herpetiformis, a sequela of celiac disease. You're describing yourself as someone prone to autoimmune (atopic) reactions. Diabetes 1 is an autoimmune disease.

              go

              to

              doctor

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >if i get really bad inflammation on my feet and knees, is that a bad sign? it usually only happens if i don't get much sleep but also if i eat pasta or bread... but it's been like that for like 10 years

              [...]
              [...]
              ok i do eat a lot of sugar and will eat an entire cake from time to time but i'm only 150lbs...

              CHILL IT WITH THE SUGAR BRO. GO ON A LOW SUGAR DIET NOW. YOU CAN REVERSE DIABETES. STOP DRINKING SUGARY DRINKS AND EATING FOOD WITH REFINED SUGARS NOW. IF YOU WANT SUGAR EAT IT ONLY IF IT HAS NATURAL FIBERS LIKE FRUIT AND VEGETABLES.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >CHILL IT WITH THE SUGAR BRO.
                i have nothing to live for, have a high stress job, no future and the only thing that gives the slightest bump of happiness is gorging on food like pasta, pizza or cookies. all i have going for me is i'm still thin but have been clinically depressed since i was 10 and nothings changed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i do eat a lot of sugar AND will eat an entire cake from "time to time"
          do you know how much sugar is in a whole cake? in addition to eating a lot of sugar?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, the USA government suggests at least 500g of sugar a day as part of a balanced and healthy diet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mfw i refuse to eat my daily cake and the goverment has to send the special forces to my house

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >McDonalds patch on sleeve
                nani the frick? This has to be some AI generated shit, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the PD symbol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which PD would that be? What state/city/county?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably diabetes anon go to the doctor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diabetus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably diabetes anon go to the doctor

        Pre diabetic

        It's actually yet another symptom of the vaxx, faucitards. Everything is the vaxx.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are getting diabetes fatty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe stop drinking water too much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're drinking a lot of water

        i haven't changed my intake of liquids

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about semen?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's cancer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But the internet told me that i have to drink water all the time. Otherwise, people will call me a sugar and dopamine addicted loser.
        Despite the fact that i only drink water because i don't want to be made fun of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next time eat a salad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're drinking a lot of water

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had cancer and I got it removed and 10+ years later I'm still fine

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actual fricking pavlovian response from /vpol/
    >game creator/designer or streamer dies or gets sick
    >VAX VAX VAX VAX VAX
    only second to /vt/umors
    >vtuber complains about some illness
    >OMG SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day vtuber gay

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be streamer
    >get cancer
    Damn, maybe being a streamer really is a hard job.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vax tax status: paid

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vaxxy vaxxy whats wrong
    did you end up paying the taxxy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vax tax status: paid

      Samegay

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its rolling around in the dirt in my unfinished basement and only bathing with hard water. Never had a serious health issue.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vax Status?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when he got fricking stomped by real life peter griffin and lost his shit

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find out i have decently high blood pressure
    please tell me this could be from a potassium deficiency. i hardly eat fruit and i know damn well im not getting anywhere near enough potassium. i dont consume THAT much sodium and theres no heart disease in my family history

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maye your body can't handle the sodium you take.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a really bad cough last year and got a chest xray. Turns out I just have asthma and I'm fat

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >32
    >It's a Zellenial
    They're always kinda weird

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was a fat frick all my life and there is literally nothing that can be done about it. I just have no self control.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vaxy vaxy why do you cry
    is there something in your eye

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone is thinking it, im going to say it
    Vaccine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stunning and brave

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one has ever answered this but I got one dosage of pfizer 3 years ago but I was too lazy to get the second one that actually activates the effect.

    Am I vaxxed or not?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I injected half a syringe of turds into my veins have I got poo in my blood or not?
      Yes anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Better start checking for strange lumps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Your blood is permanently tainted.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I got one dosage of pfizer
      >Am I vaxxed
      moron

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mean should have cut down on the vax

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morons asking for medical advice on Ganker
    lol
    lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These are knowledgeable medical professionals who have seen dozens of /misc/ screenshots that confirm their theories.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The medical industry is a corrupt shitshow that constantly pushes lies

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anti-vaxxers are low IQ subhumans and got destroyed by shit I wrote before the great culling was supposed to start in December of 21. Since these subhuman (low IQ) morons can't keep track of these failed predictions I, once again, have come to remind them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You read those /misc/Black folk like an open book. lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks.

      Look at both of these predictions and tell me who won?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People back then thought it was going to kill half the population, it doesn't even make sense if you think about it for more than two seconds.

      >Vaccine is suppose to kill people
      >The government is killing the "sheep" getting the vaccine
      >Leaves all the rebellious ones alive and you just killed half your tax base

      At most I could believe the covid vaccine was a cash grab with the same shit they put in other vaccines.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest shit is that shutting down the world's economy to sell people a vaccine is a terrible fricking business strategy. Fast food restaurants alone are a multi-TRILLION dollar industry. Germany for instance spent 13.1 billion on vaccine procurement up to January 2023. That doesn't even scratch the surface on how much fricking money certain industries lost. The airline and travel industry got FRICKED. Anything that depended on tourism, FRICKED. If your business depended on people physically visiting your place in any shape or form you, believe it or not, were FRICKED. People that think the vaccines were some financial ploy to rob everyone of their hard-earned cash are massively coping. There is a reason why the forbes top 100 list of billionaires contains very few Pharmaceutical billionaires. The top 10 doesn't have a single one. It's mostly tech and cosmetics.
        https://www.forbes.com/billionaires/

        Not to mention that if you wanted to sell shit to people you wouldn't pick vaccines. Due to the autism panic and a general distrust towards needle injections it's something that many people reject outright, even if the efficacy of it has been demonstrated in studies that have run for decades.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon they made billions and billions and secured legal immunity in advance. small businesses closed everywhere and massive corporations tanked the hit and now have even greater control over the market. people were conditioned even further to submit to authority

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >small businesses closed everywhere and massive corporations tanked the hit and now have even greater control over the market
            Lol as if small business ever had control in the first place

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. notice the part where I said
              >greater control
              More and more people being forced to rely on ultranational corps and governments. What's the matter with that? Don't you trust them?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                control
                The thing they always had in the first place?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its a bunch of different powers fighting for control. Big phara has a strangle hold on the world because a lot of the population is dependent on scripts and recreational drugs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anon they made billions and billions
            By losing trillions. You ape. Think before you speak. No country in the world and no shadowy organization would tank every industry on the planet to make a few billion with vaccines. If you have the sort of power to shut down the world economy to do that, you already have more power than a few billion could buy.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you think it's more planned and organized than it is.

              reducing severity of the disease in vulnerable groups

              oh, is that the new story? Everyone just imagined all that shit about herd immunity?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oh, is that the new story?
                if you consider ~3 years old "new", sure
                >Everyone just imagined all that shit about herd immunity?
                what about it? herd immunity happened, the vaxx just prevented a couple of boomers from croaking along the way

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why did everyone need to get it?

                I genuinely feel bad for you. Not being ironic or patronizing. You are being taken advantage of by institutions that you should be able to trust.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why did everyone need to get it?
                Everyone didn't.
                If you trust institutions, you're fricked from the start, shouldn't take a pandemic to realize that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just going in circles now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how so?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You are being taken advantage of by institutions that you should be able to trust.
                This. It makes me feel bad, like watching thoughtless cattle being slowly led to their deaths. Although I suppose animals wouldn't have had such a smug sense of superiority about it...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You might as well say the same in regard to war, but Raytheon and Lockheed Martin still exist, white man who blindly trust his white institutions.
          You are thinking too small for one. This was a govt/military initiative of controlled demolition and acquisition of emergency powers for what they even admitted to being a "great opportunity" to do a "Great reset," before that started making them look too malevolent.
          The wealthy club and old guard in Wallstreet and new guard in Big Tech went along with it because they were allowed too wet their beak too.
          Guess who got bailed out or was allowed to be open and flourish. It wasn't mom and pop shops and businesses. It was multinational corporate chains and Big Tech.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    video games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low taper fade

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Getting an MNRA vaccine increases your rate of getting cancer by nearly 200%
    Opps!! wow hopefully there will be refunds right fellow vaxxed?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >source: I dreamed it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a thread up on Ganker right now

        Just start fasting if you're that afraid of cancer. It's ramadan right now so perfect time to start as well.

        fasting increases your risk of heart attack tenfold

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just start fasting if you're that afraid of cancer. It's ramadan right now so perfect time to start as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of fast do you recommend? Id be more willing to do it if I could still have some cream in my coffee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not that guy but
        you want to work your way up to being able to to hard dry fasts (no food, no water, no liquid even in contact with your skin)
        The way you prepare for these more intense fasts is more serious and so is the way you ween yourself off of them.
        The snake diet guy has a ton of videos on how to do it.
        If you are going to do water fasting, you can use snake juice (water with added electrolytes) so that you can go longer without your energy levels dropping through the floor.
        I say you will want to work up to the dry fasting (soft or hard) because they give you the benefits much faster. For me, dry fasting consistently gives me benefits before the first day is even over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy dying of a heart attack from caused by fasting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a thread up on Ganker right now

        [...]
        fasting increases your risk of heart attack tenfold

        Not after getting cancer. Fasting with that makes you die even quicker iirc

        The study is only about intermediate fasting which was always questionable and it primary tested old americans which overdose on corn syrup immediately after they fast so of course the chance of heart attack increases.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your body isn't made to not-eat.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except we are literally designed to go longer periods without food. People in the past didn't have a walmart available when they were hungry. If you believe research why do you not believe the countless research being done on fasting killing zombie and cancer cells?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >designed
              Frick off christcuck

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm muslim.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He believes that slime literally became an ape and then a human out of coincidence
                Good goyim, thanks for gettinng your 37th booster too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not after getting cancer. Fasting with that makes you die even quicker iirc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cure cancer by starving yourself XD
      I bet you call people npcs and don't see the irony.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have money
    >get cancer
    >don't have money
    >live in agony for 92 years

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get really sensitive cramping pains behind left testicle every once and a while
    >this has been on going since i was a young teenager for well over 10 years now
    >it very rarely happens but it still happens and is always the exact same spot
    am i cooming too hard or some shit? google only ever tells me "UH DUH CANCER" but it clearly isnt that and no one else has ever experienced this apparently. i dont even jerk off that much, 2 times a day at the very most and thats really rare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have the same, and sometimes they're both sensitive to the touch. Two doctors have said it's nothing so im just waiting to die from it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jerking off 14 times a week is a lot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically fapping too much, give your dick a day or two to recover, I've had the same problem

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say it with me boys
    VAX STATUS:

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VAX STATUS: PAID IN FULL

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well, considering he is a full blown meth head, I am surprised this didn't happen earlier. not that I would wish it on him or anyone else, just it was the likely thing to happen.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im 28, work moronic hours as a chef, smoke 30 cigs a day and drink constantly. how close to death am i?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ten - twenty years at most. If you got the vaccine well... lets just say sooner

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a checkup. There's some 29 year old guy who got cirrhosis from drinking way too much. That shit usually happens to 50+ year olds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it stressful? unironically thought about going to culinary school and becoming a chef since its one of the few things im genuinely interested in but it seems like one of the most stressful jobs out there so idk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the place where i work at is chill. i dont get stressed even during the rushes, but thats mostly because i just work with dudes that i drink and smoke weed with once weve closed the kitchen

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't really argue with vacxies, because they have such a thoroughly demonic epistimology and will try and gaslight you, you really have to just mock them which will speed up their death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stuff like OP happening
        >vaxxies still in full denial mode

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people didn't get cancer before Covid vaccines
          If the world that falsifies your moronic prediction is a world that wouldn't exist even without vaccines, then your prediction is moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cancer rates are up 200%-300% among young people. I guess you just haven't been reading the news

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You gonna post a source on that? Also why the frick would an increase in cancer rates mean that this can be attributed to the vaccines but not Covid itself?

              If I grant, for the sake of the argument, that cancer rates have been going up "200%-300% among young people" then it would be very easy to control for whether that has something to do with the vaccine by examining cancer rates among those that are unvaccinated and those that are vaccinated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I read it on /misc/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I made it up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >very easy to control for
                There is no control group. Everyone took the vax.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Everyone took the vax

                Lol.
                https://ourworldindata.org/covid-vaccinations
                >70.6% of the world population has received at least one dose of a COVID-19 vaccine. 13.57 billion doses have been administered globally, and 10,383 are now administered each day. 32.7% of people in low-income countries have received at least one dose.

                I think most high quality studies with representative sample sizes don't even reach 10 thousand people. Like a sample size of 2000 in the US would already get you to a very reasonable margin of error of 1-2%. There are plenty of people to choose from.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah im sure it has nothing to do with all the fricking chemicals being pumped into the ground,air and our food, its gotta be the vax

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet it only started the last 3 years, curious!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It didnt though, cancer has been on the rise for over 20 years. Why are you morons so fricking stupid, you bring up points you have no god damn clue what about

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it didn't and that anon is absolutely right. It's one of the reasons why I never drive with my windows down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it didn't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People were getting harmful pharma treatments before Covid shots though, which is just another successor. I can point to an oldy from back during the AIDS epidemic, such as AZT, a repurposed cancer drug that was found to be more harmful than what it was claiming to prevent, if they did not just relable its adverse effects as cancer to begin with. They certainly ended up relabeling its effects as "AIDS"symptoms though, as it was being used to treat HIV diagnosis(Not even just symptoms). Cancer has also conveniently increased due to blind faith in these phony, synthetic products/poison and gaslighting from suits who are actually running our medical system, not noble, altruistic white coats who adhere to the hippocratic oath.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Military is also to be blamed for pumping toxic and radioactive chemicals into drinking water and have continued the works of Unit 731 when they were paperclipped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im trading pepes with you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you fren

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are now paying the toll and losing their minds over it. We tried to warn them and they just wished death on us. Oh well, ill be sleeping soundly tonight

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't play fortnite

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was one of the earliest adopters of the Corminarty vaccine because I got access through a contact at a hospital that had leftover shots that couldn't be allocated to at-risk groups like the elderly. So they would either have to throw them away or give it to people that would get them voluntarily. If there was a time-frame on adverse effects, I would have experienced them even earlier than most people.

    I guess according to /misc/tards I must be built different.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really am willing to read about more deaths due to the vax vs people dying before the vax but no one gives proof

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its almost like the antivax tards are liars and in a death cult. Every time they claim a mass die off is coming they are wrong.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NINJA IN THE GROUND TONIGHT

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people here actually are trying to argue the only source of cancer is from the vax
    The frick happened to this site

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's "ironic" until the esls get on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vaxxy vaxxy got the vax
      now he's scared hell pay the tax

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So tell me how people got cancer 10 years ago when the vax didnt exist

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since we have doctors in here I want to ask.
    I sorta do intermittent fasting where I only eat 1 meal a day but also drink milk in the morning so not really fasting.
    I always get told I have high blood pressure at the doctor or dentist but I’m 140lbs. Is it because I’ve been “fasting” for years? Am I going to die of a heart attack Gankerros? I do have sharp chest pains sometimes when breathing but my doctor said it’s nothing like wtf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably nothing
      Hypertension is frequently idiopathic.
      If you have no consistent symptoms it's not a big deal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Since we have doctors in here I want to ask.
        I sorta do intermittent fasting where I only eat 1 meal a day but also drink milk in the morning so not really fasting.
        I always get told I have high blood pressure at the doctor or dentist but I’m 140lbs. Is it because I’ve been “fasting” for years? Am I going to die of a heart attack Gankerros? I do have sharp chest pains sometimes when breathing but my doctor said it’s nothing like wtf.

        additionally you're young, your measurements are probably not all that high, and HTN requires sequential high readings to diagnose which your doctor probably hasn't bothered to do because you're asymptomatic and young.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to add that it’s not the VAXX, I’ve been like this for years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You most likely have a congenital disease, nothing to worry about though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't sleep enough then your numbers will be higher than usual. Same with caffeine.

      It's only a concern if it stays high 24/7

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you took the chinese vaccine instead of the american or russian one
    >feeling great
    bin chi lin

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was skin cancer on the bottom of his foot, and so sadly he will probably survive.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hilarious seeing vaxxies start losing their mind once they realized they made a mistake that will end up killing them

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That guy that pees right after jerking off and ejaculating
    Enjoy your testicular cancer at the age of 30

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Side effect of the vaccine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what whats wrong with that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a natural response, you gotta clean the pipes from residual baby batter.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They apparently caught it early enough, going to a dermatologist is uncommon in your 30's though, so if he didn't have all that money he would probably have died by it. My insurance won't cover it until I'm in my 40's

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only thing that sucks about being fat and unhealthy is the bad memory and feeling like shit every time I move. Unironically everything else is really fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, if you're a drunkard needing 10+ light beers over 6+ to get trashed sucks.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sadly

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [Sad News]

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any hyperhidrosis victims here? Shit is literally ruining my life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you regret getting the vax?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have it for 12 years already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I can’t wear any pants or shorts that aren’t dark because I easily get swamp ass.
      Also my nose sweats like crazy even when it’s cold.
      Shit sucks.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of the kids he rekt in fortnite collectively manifested Ninja to, quote, "get cancer and die"

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >step mom keeps throwing sugary baked goods at me
    >always comes with candy bars or themed (valentines, Easter, Christmas, thanksgiving) treats
    anons, i can't stop...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell her to stop. Learn to speak to the people around you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then she looks disappointed like I don't like her or something

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too bad. grow up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too bad. grow up.

          that wasn't me but he's right. she makes people happy by baking and giving sugary treats

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just say you are on a diet. people understand .

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No she will be upset.
              Best to eat it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i'm thin so she'll think i'm lying. everyone around here is big

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the solution to all issues yet people refuse to do it.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he lives
    Enjoy your cancer

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >redbull

    homie he got VAXXED. Red Bull doesn't cause cancer let alone at 32.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AM I FRICKING TROLLIN'

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldvy cut down on the vax you mean

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You gonna post a source on that?
    my dreams

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch good streamers like Asmongold who never got the vaccine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asmon is vaccinated moron, he is controlled by the israelites

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    young people cancer is usually colorectal
    and it's caused by all those flamin' hot cheetos and takis they ate as a kit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spicy food is actually universally regarded as good for you. It's probably the micro plastics causing this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spicy food is actually universally regarded as good for you
        read the ingredient list for a bag of flamin' hot cheetos and tell me what pepper they're using for spice
        protip: you can't

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 28 and have been fat all my life. My logic is the damage is already done so no need to get healthy at this point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth getting some steps in. 10k a day or so. Expel some energy, get fresh air and screen off time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he's really fat then running will frick his knees bad. Swimming is better for that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I meant walking, not running.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah that works too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10k steps meme
        Why are morons parroting this? If walking 10k steps magically makes you fit and healthy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who said it did suddenly? You moron.
          What meme?

          Dumb c**t

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't insult me on ramadan, my friend.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll Ramajam my duck down your throat after your fast Anass

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.lemonde.fr/en/europe/article/2024/03/27/germany-will-now-include-questions-about-israel-in-its-citizenship-test_6660274_143.html
    /misc/ lost and that's a good thing

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how'd he get skin cancer under his foot. like, how do you get that much sun exposure on the underside of your foot for cancer to develop? does this guy use tanning beds? if so that's pretty gay

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VAXXED STATUS:

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vax causes bloodclots
    >No, it causes brain tumors
    >No, it causes heart attacks
    >No, it causes cancer
    >No, it causes bridge collapses
    People might actually take you seriously if you stuck to one narrative

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Consider this, it causes all those things. Regret getting the vax anon? Im sure you could get a refund, oh wait!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nan died of clot related to cancer
      >to my mother this is because she had the vaccine
      >not the cigarettes she smoked for 90% of her life
      Like sure, you can propose the vax caused it lets explore that, but ignoring tbr fricking smokes could have caused it? Ignorance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but she only got it after being vaccinated? hmmm, makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This may come as a shock I know but having one health issue (and thus a compromised body) usually leaves you more susceptible to having more health issues

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what was said about bullshit covid, why do you want to act like only that made up shit can cause all thise harm but not tangible poison and synthetic slop that is anti biological? Lab created poisons being put in the body can harm it, leading to all of those things mentioned more so than a unicorn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be silly, anon. That bridge had clearly taken the vaccine.

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UiC-uAM2UBw

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these people getting cancer
    We all know it's the vaccine but nobody who took it wants to admit that they've fricked themselves over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who else got cancer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prince Harry's wife, King Charles. Both announced within one month ago

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao Harry's wife

          So three peopl have cancer?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Think that these people are the richest of a country and are eating the best/healthiest/freshest food that can be found and have access to every thing possible to keep them in tip top shape. There's a reason the queen lived to 100. For 2 royals to get cancer in such a short span of time. It should strike fear into any vaccinated's heart.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were the cancer rates in 2015 compared to today?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >In 2019, new cancer diagnoses among under-50s totalled 3.26 million, an increase of 79% on the 1990 figure.
      Why do antivax people always try to claim its the vax when anything happens, you go look at what they claim and oh look that they are wrong. someone gets shot in the back in the head? It was the vax!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of us are saying it's more than just one harmful pharma product, it's a lot of the fake products and poison that is being labeled medicine that you are consuming that are the more likely
        problem than a virus they can't even do a control for and inoculate with to prove the cause of illness, much less a Nucleic Acid sequence toted to blame a cancer on "genetics".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bro I can't read

        Yes we know. Cope vaxxie.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOL you tallk about not being able to read and you think covid hit in 2019? holy shit

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does any moron feel like an expert on health? It feels like the dumber you are the more you believe to know what is healthy or not. I'm not even talking about Ganker since most of it is bait. But if you talk with real actual morons in real life they all pretend to be experts on health.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they watched a YouTube video on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they watched a YouTube video on it.

      or constantly watch TLC

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the news comes out that the vax is bad I could see the vast majority of vaxxers taking their own life rather than “hunt down those responsible” like some people think. These are the most passive people on earth and will simply die if the local news tells them to. The vax is even proof of that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When the news comes out that the vax is bad I could see the vast majority of vaxxers taking their own life rather than “hunt down those responsible” like some people think. These are the most passive people on earth and will simply die if the local news tells them to. The vax is even proof of that.
      I dont think they will take their own life, rather their will be an uptick in mental illness from that demographic

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well well looks like the devil has come to collect

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no!

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if only antivaxxers could read

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's skin cancer, you dumb fricks. He got this shit by being a rich moron.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else not smoked a cig in their lives and always feels extremely happy when another disease linked to smoking gets found? This is how think people must feel with fat people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you feel happy about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because smoking feels so obviously incredibly moronic. You are literally inhaling burned gas waste. It feels really nice that it's actually harming and killing people because it makes the world feel logical.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but right after sex bro it's fricking great my bf loves it too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sitting at a computer staring at a screen all day and neglecting your body is obviously physically moronic too, and yet...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you I'm lying in bed with my phone three inches from my face

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except for the fact that this behavior revolutionized the world multiple times over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've smoked a couple of cigarettes but it did nothing for me so I wasn't about to try to start an expensive habit for no gain. I'll stick to alcohol.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is pointing out energy drinks and hot cheetos but is no one going to point out how all this happened after he got boosted with the MNRA vaccine? Some of us are better at noticing things than others

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its......almost like as you get older you get more susceptible to illness... but nah morons it gotta be the vax

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's 32....that age used to be unheard of for cancer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you sure, cause apparently since the 90's that hasnt been true

          >In 2019, new cancer diagnoses among under-50s totalled 3.26 million, an increase of 79% on the 1990 figure.
          Why do antivax people always try to claim its the vax when anything happens, you go look at what they claim and oh look that they are wrong. someone gets shot in the back in the head? It was the vax!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that age used to be unheard of for cancer
          >kids have been dying of cancer for decades
          anon... to leave the underside of your rock, you must push it off you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they already announced it was the takis he ate every day anon, you need to keep up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine admitting to yourself that for the rest of your existence you'll have to anticipate higher likelihood of health issues leading to death because you took an experimental vaccine for what was akin to a flu. They notice but can't accept it, especially to themselves. Nevermind the political implication of the shilled vaccine actually being what every non-soi leftist warned them of.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vaxxies don't want to admit its true because they are afraid

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So bored of this shit. I didn't take the vax I don't care if anyone died from it or not. Just shut the frick up and stop trying to affirm your choices you fricking women

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always remind vaxxies of their failure. Especially those that consider themselves "based" or otherwise anti-authoritarian. Remind them that they were given a once in a lifetime choice that distinguished thinking, higher men from herd animals... and that they chose wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Always remind vaxxies of their failure.
      The irony coming from a death cult who keeps getting their special mass die off event day wrong. 2 more weeks this time for real, am i right bros?

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is e-celeb shit being allowed now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      You just wake up from a coma or are you a time traveler thats ended up in the worst possible time period possible?

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a minor growth on his foot and he has the money to pay for the best treatments available. He'll be fine.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go outside to get sun/exercise for once
    >immediately feel like everyone is looking at you through their window blinds
    >go back inside instantly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really need to work on not giving a frick. I will pray for you anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you under 25?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        around there, why?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You haven't developed the I don't give a frick mentality yet. It'll come.
          In the last year I started walking in front of cyclists and telling them to frick off when they shout at me. Two years ago I couldn't leave the house

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they would stop looking at you if you didn't have such a nice frickable buns, Martin.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a foreskin removal procedure for medical reasons but I refuse to do it because of Ganker memes unironically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're still not going to have sex after it anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly my logic as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My brother had psomosis or whatever the frick it is and he fricks hard now after the circumcision

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another vaxxie paying the taxxie

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >32 yo
    >cancer
    It's over

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Awanama

    >Shouldvy cut down on the redbull
    Just like coke, energy drinks are not good

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hahaha I'm going to make fun of everyone who died who didn't take the vaccine, regardless of what they died of hahah take that!
    >noooo s-stop making fun of people who died after taking the jab i-it might not even be related to the jab, also ur mean 🙁
    Nah go frick yourself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this Black person is getting upset at his own imagination

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still can't figure out why the illuminati moon lizards went with the world's least effective poison, so much effort for so little pay-off

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Awanama

    I'm trans btw

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >women suck on your toes
    >get cancer
    simple as

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate vaxxies. They cost me my job because I was smart and refused the vaccine. They deserve cancer.

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer is parasites, you low IQ monkeys. So as long as your diet is garbage, the cancer will keep coming back.

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another off topic eceleb polBlack person thread reaches 450 replies
    doing a fricking standup job, jannoids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not realizing its them that start it
      Possible reasons
      >they are paid to do it
      >desperate for (you)s
      >Containment threads

      frick jannies

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cancer everywhere
    >laser weapons were tested recently (radiation)
    >Space X
    >Starlink
    >5G
    Don't think about it.
    Just coincidence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget all the chemicals in our food we regularly eat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 some 105 IQ moron says "uh, actually, everything is chemicals"
        yeah and tomatoes are fruits but you know what people mean, homosexuals

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can the vaxx give you ligma?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they replace antibodies with ligmabodies

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two more weeks for someone I'm sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This comic just proves its worthless ti get the vax

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        which it is, if you're young and healthy. but it won't kill you either, to /misc/'s disappointment.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          young and healthy people are more likely to have complications from the vaccine than die or have complications from covid, and even with this data, they were still mandated to get it. Even children. Even though the data said (and now they admit it) that the vax doesn't stop you from getting it, doesn't stop you from transmitting it, all it does is MAYBE reduce the severity of the symptoms. The whole "YOU'RE KILLING MY GRANDMA" shit was pure fabrication

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We live in an age where you have to have an opinion about every single topic, and there's always only one accepted opinion, so the masses will go for it.
            First you embrace the correct opinion, then you make up shit to justify it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I miss when "I don't have an educated opinion on this topic" became an acceptable answer

              Now you have to know about every tragedy in the world or blood is literally on your hands

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is pretty much the reaction I got when I said I didn't have an opinion on the Russia-Ukraine war, they acted like I was a terrible person for not supporting Ukraine despite not knowing anything about the war.
                I was actually trying to make the point that you don't need to have an opinion on everything but that shit doesn't matter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >young and healthy people are more likely to have complications from the vaccine than die or have complications from covid
            all the numbers I've seen on this have both numbers as trivially miniscule
            >the vax doesn't stop you from getting it
            still not sure where anybody got the idea from that a vaccine will somehow magically prevent a virus from entering your body

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so if the "vaccine" doesn't stop you from getting it or transmitting it...what's the point?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reducing severity of the disease in vulnerable groups

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The doctor's BMW isn't going to pay for itself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude vaccinated people like Ninja and Kate Middleton are getting cancer at alarming rates. Everything we said would happen is happening

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two people?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are just people who make the headlines. Cancer rates have skyrocketed in the past 3 years

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They haven't, it's remained consistent with the last 20 years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people stay in doors all day eating slopdonalds for years
            >cancer rates skyrocket
            hmmm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, must be the vaxx, given the otherwise all around stellar lifestyles and environments of modern people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is much closer to the truth than what most are saying ITT. However, both are alive, but one of them cucked to government pressure and thus embolden them to do more stupid shit like forced lockdowns and other moronic restrictions in the future.

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be white guy
    >everyone thinks you're the devil
    >everyone wants to blame everything bad on you
    >everyone still expects you to wage slave and pay taxes so they can get their gibs
    >manage to beat the system by playing vidya games
    >get money
    >go to doctors
    >"Yeah Ninja sorry but you got cancer it will totally kill you unless you give us most of your money, and even then it will probably kill you if not the radiation treatments we give you, just ignore the fact that people used to cure this disease by drinking carrot juice, give us your money"
    >fricking die from radiation treatments
    >Doctors: STONKS!!!

    Funny how people who are too poor to go to the doctor never die of cancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cancer is more common in old people than young. if you don't eat slop everyday and exercise your chances are even lower.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getting cancer as a poorgay is the worst. you have to go to 5 doctors to get diagnosed because the medical field is full of lazy fricking morons who don't take their job seriously enough and tell people with stage 3 cancer to go drink water or some shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or you can stay home and water fast for a month to kill off the cancer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being poorgay is always the worst. With money you have a chance for cure. Even if it's small.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 5 doctors are killing you in the first place while stealing your money. You are better off not going to them. I used to work in a hospital and have stopped going to them or any doctors. They are not bastions against "disease", they cause what they claim to prevent due to being indoctrinated to treat poison as medicine, corporations pay big money for this indoctrination, I know since I worked in both medical school and a hospital. Doctor's usefulness can only really reside in trauma treatment, so I will likely only go to hospital for a broken leg.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we got better at finding cancer
    >why is there so much cancer
    some of you really don't deserve to live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same as autism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes because so many 30 year olds died of cancer in the past

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many 30 years old died in the past five years before 2020 vs now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This doesn't work. You can't put concrete time restrictions in place because some people live with cancer for longer than others (consider benign vs malignant tumours for example). All you can do is look at the general sense and before now it was almost unheard of for people so young to die of cancer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, figures are useless you just have to feel it you know?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >facts are everything nothing exists outside figures
              I bet you think all of recorded history is completely true too.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude it just feels right bro

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are autistic. Get it diagnosed if you haven't already.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How many morons film themselves being moronic or otherwise try to gain internet fame by any means possible NOW versus 5 years before 2020?

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I envy you people.
    life would be a lot more exiting in your wold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      <-- asshurt (and perhaps armhurt) vaxxie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember, you can trust the government and corporations. the only thing they want is for you to be happy and healthy. They've never done anything immoral, and if they did, that's in the past and it's time to move on.

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get the vaccine because I wanted to get covid

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >micro plastics in literally (literally) everywhere
    >zero information of long term effects of micro plastic because the phenomenon is too recent
    >MUH VAX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also hard to do a proper study since literally everyone has microplastics in them. Who's going to be in the control group?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zero information of long term effects of micro plastic
      Same scenario as lead, the information is already there as to how harmful long-term exposure of plastics does to the body. Just need a scientist that isn't easily paid off that can show convincing proof that plastics are killing the politicians for them to care about it, just like lead based products.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, it's literally the way more rationale decision to not reveal how bad micro plastics are for people because nothing can be done about it at this stage. You must be literally moronic as a government official or even whistle blower to tell people what micro plastics are doing to them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, nothing can be done says the lobbyist paid scientist. Let everything run its course and it will be fine. No need to shine a light on it like Patterson did.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are solutions, says the worthless human being that does nothing of value and plays video games.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Solutions that should be kept secret and hidden away, from the scared individual.

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >got full vax dosage
    >got boosted

    I'm done for aren't I?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally, I think most of the jabs were pure placebo sold for big $$$

      control
      The thing they always had in the first place?

      >greater
      read homosexual, read!

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine the smell of the person who drew this image. They were so blind by raged they couldn't even make it funny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you are seething. Strange

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm seething more at your post than the image tbh

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone make a new thread please

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not you? Frick off

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The media has themselves to blame for fueling the antivax morons with its awful hypocritical messaging

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if there was no media, vax vs antivax would have happened. it became a political issue rather than a medical one. just another way to show which side of the left-right american political debate you sit on.

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giving boomers internet access has been a disaster for humanity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, young people stand up for megacorps and trust the government, as they should.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Republicans literally vote in the the interest of megacorps and have complete trust in the Trump government but whatever you say bro

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Republicans and democrats are getting money from the same people. They are all cucks to big business. Its grim.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*gets BTFO by facts, statistic, and logic*
        >I-I-IT'S DA BOOOOMEERRS!
        Your time is nearing, vaxxie.

        TWO MORE WEEKS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >*posts one random falseflag post that a couple of morons took seriously*
          Wow this is a truly epic btfo
          No refunds btw 😉

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >w-we weren't serious there and you got b-baited
            >It's actually THREE MORE WEEKS
            This rhetorical cowardice you lean on is very similarly to a certain desert tribe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*gets BTFO by facts, statistic, and logic*
      >I-I-IT'S DA BOOOOMEERRS!
      Your time is nearing, vaxxie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was you guys who are skeptical of science

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that somehow, for this one specific disease, getting it and recovering does NOT count! You have to get the shot!

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was invented by a moronic furry (not joking) and peddled as something it wasn't at a time when normies couldn't stand to be indoors and had to harass everyone around them into taking the jab

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 600 replies
    why can't polBlack folk just stay on their own board?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ site

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol it's so obvious too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chud website.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol it's so obvious too

      >everyone who notices the negative detriments of the vaccine is just /misc/ bro
      You are headfricked. Enjoy your rotting body and brainwashed mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you complaining about vax discussion on the video games board?! YOU'RE JUST A BRAINWASHED NPC
        kys /misc/cel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Someone get a disease 4 fricking years after getting a shot
        >VAX DEATHS!
        If the vaccine did cause actual issues, where are the mass die-offs? Everyone took them around the same time. Why isn’t everyone dying at close to the same time? All I ever see with these “vax death” is an occasional new article every month or so about a single person getting cancer or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find me the last vidya thread that got 600 replies lmao. Ganker will blame jannies but the truth is nobody here wants to talk bout video games. Off topic garbage gets the most replies every time.

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manufactured mass hysteria for profit.

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how the word vaccine was given a new definition overnight? Now you can get a yearly "flu vaccine"

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The irony is that the red pill was the true blue all along since reading no information is way preferable to reading misinformation.

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder why flu deaths dropped almost to zero during the covid years.

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remembering the time i said i don't think covid will be that bad and my fat c**t of a teacher said "Oh so its fine if old people die right? Is that what youre saying?"

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't eat an entire cake!
    >you'll get diabetes!!
    anons, this can't be true

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great thread.

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