>shows up. >pisses herself

>shows up
>pisses herself
>makes you go through a TIMED UNDERWATER ESCORT QUEST then an annoying sniping segment
>reveals that she wants to frick her brother
>dies
>this entire sequence takes an hour to complete
what was kojima thinking?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, mgs2 was a mistake

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that she wants to frick her brother
    C-cute...

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pisses herself
    hot

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the emotional peak of the game

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She needed to piss herself more.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh after all the memes about TIMED UNDERWATER ESCORT MISSIONS it wasn't anywhere near as bad as I was expecting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it really isn't. You just have to surface in every possible spot. Outside of that you can just run into her to get her to stand up faster.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take the pentazimene, it slows your heartbeat and hers.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.twitch.tv/gregorysmith1974a

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is having to listen to Otacon cry about it afterwards.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it is the second time a woman that has shown sexual interest in him has died before he could seal the deal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    MGS2 is deliberately absurdist

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Emma gf

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even worse it's explained she only did everything she did to quote her....

    "I did it all to hurt you!"

    Yet she loves Otacon in reality. She's such a shitty b***h and I really didn't like this character at all. I hated her and I hated how her existence ties Otacon to having a shitty background about him having sex with his step mother and it's just such an ugly element that adds nothing for Otacon. MGS4 barely if ever acknowledged this unpleasant trash about Otacon outside of scenes with Vamp and the irony is Otacon never kills Vamp, Vamp chose suicide. So again this entire melodrama with the step sister and step mother trash amounted to nothing. It was simply trash being invented for the sake of being invented.

    While I'm glad follow up games didn't acknowledge much about Otacon's background I also wish Kojima simply never invented such unpleasant garbage.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      notice that she didn't get mad at otacon nor start going off about developing arsenal gear to spite him until he starts scolding her for doing it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, she's really a c**t.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone conveniently forgets about the encounter with Emma when they say MGS2 is their favorite game of all time. Memoryholed in the MGS fandom. When you remind them, they get embarrassed. Like how can you forget a quest so tedious, with a backstory so traumatic that its almost comedic in its absurdity?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron is missing the context
      You absolutely got filtered. Pay attention to her important information, not the fricking useless emotional shit.

      I FRICKING HATE moronS WHO CANNOT GRASP FRICKING MGS2. HOLY FRICK. DID GETTING FRICKED WITH AND EXPLAINED REALLY FRICKING JUST GO IN ONE EAR AND OUT YOUR FRICKING ASS.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >won't provide any argument

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          argument to fricking what moron?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every new character in MGS2 shows up for like 10 minutesa nd dies. Except Vamp.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huey killing himself was him getting off too easy so his extra suffering passed on to his kids.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the underwater escort segment is super short, you can swim through the first area in one shot and only need to surface like 3 times in the second, never saw it as that bad.
    having to drag her around and her glacial pace at the sniping part is ass though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I love mgs2 a shitload but the sniping part is the part I dread the most. Only thing worse is the final 3 rooms on arsenal on EE. Its fricking moronic.

      >20 fricking rays
      >tengu
      >snake can die

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All that bullshit
    >still results in the most kino shot of the entire game

    I guess it evens out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can hear Johhny from MGS1 if you use the directional mic when she gets to the 2nd platform.

      Its pretty fricking hilarious.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can also use the mic on emma as she walks across and she'll call raiden cute but doubt his hair is real, you can then call her and raiden affirms that it's his real hair.

        Also when Snake shows up you can point the mic at him and he'll call emma hot and he wonders to himself if he needs to get otacons permission to ask her out.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, lots of really fun stuff in mgs2. When you use the Mic for Ames, the longer you ask are you ames, eventually raiden gets pissed and his tone gets more annoyed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            oh im also pretty sure looking up a females skirt at that part has a codec call. Also one about Raiden putting his face in a urinal.

            Yeah man, that's why I marathon the entire series every year, I learn some little new easter egg from one of the games every time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              just marathoned 2 and 4. Gonna do 1 and 3 and then 1 and 2 VR. Found A LOT of shit in mgs4 now that my TV makes it look really clear.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh one more thing.

              Their was a secret MGS3 codec that took until like 3-4 years ago to be found. Its insane RNG, after you deal with the area with Sokolov at the start, leave, go on the bridge, and keep calling the Boss.

              It can take anywhere from a 1 minute to like 10. Its spooky shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                is there footage of this? couldn't find it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                not that I can find easily, but it absolute exists. Its kinda like the boss+sorrow in a whispered tone. Its insanely RNG. Lots of static and disruption as well.

                It can ONLY happen iirc on that bridge right before the area of sokolov, but only after you clear the area BUT DO NOT go into the door with sokalov.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh well, guess i'll see if i can trigger it next time i play.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                just fyi it can take a long time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, lots of really fun stuff in mgs2. When you use the Mic for Ames, the longer you ask are you ames, eventually raiden gets pissed and his tone gets more annoyed.

          oh im also pretty sure looking up a females skirt at that part has a codec call. Also one about Raiden putting his face in a urinal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when Snake shows up you can point the mic at him and he'll call emma hot
          Damn Snake is just like me

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to drink EE’s pee!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern games simply don't have soul.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao i didnt know this was in the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can also drag her into the sea lice and she gets scared.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a cutie patootie

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even now I'm not convinced that MGS2 isn't some gigantic in-joke.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire sequence takes an hour to complete

    really? it took me like 15 minutes to complete.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we managed to avoid drowning!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In emma’s piss?

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > emotional attachment in a deep and complicated relationship with her brother
    > "wants to frick brother"
    Peak Ganker moment

    Best girl in the franchise tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she is.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that she wants to frick her brothe
    She just wanted what her mom was having.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THE AUTHORS BARELY DISGUISED FETISH

    Kojima stopped making good games after mgs3

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sniping part is only bad because its twice as long as it should be

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emma is cute. CUTE!

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys just can't understand, you had to be there when it came out.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    S E X O

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That damn kojimble ruined mgs worse then Konami big sad

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    man I just remembered having an "are ya winning son" moment with this precise scene except it was one of my older sister's hot friends.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Otacon pisses himself in MGS1
    It's a callback

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dosyn't go fully for that sweet cutie patootie 200IQ underaged looking teen pussy gf with glasses and incest fetish
    What was Raiden thinking

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro she pisses herself constantly

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get to this part
    >"huh that wasn't too bad"
    >game's almost over
    MGS2 is such a weird game
    on top of the strangly paced main campaign there are also a gorillion hundred hours worth of optional content that no one ever brings up in favor of shitting on the story mode

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you talking about the 500 vr missions and snake tales? because I agree those make MGS2 an S for me.

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