Shrink was always canon!

So, fainted pokémon just shrink and that's why you can't caught them!
Holy BASED!

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The anime showed Pokémon turning into an amorphous red flash that got collected by the Pokéball

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not canon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe so but it's better than shrink shit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The light makes them shrink

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shudo didn't care about the lore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to your Shudo seethe thread please

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont agree he made a really great character out of Mewtwo. He just had a somewhat different vision of it. A lot of people at gamefreak also dont care about the lore. If you ask masuda things about lore or even just characters at times he says he doesnt even remember them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because the lore questions they get asked ignore they specifically keep it vague because the audience is children and unless they actually implement it somewhere, they don't see it important enough to want to ensure kids know.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Although it's obviously not true if you have eyes to see because otherwise every generation after the 2 would be immensely different and dumbed down than it was, and even the unown would only stay funny letters, the remakes would be nothing like they are or reference anything of the originals, something like legend arceus would be inexistent

            I do believe masuda resets his little brain, but not the actual guys that make the games and the lore and the designs and the plots... everything. Thats why he doesnt even remember when people ask him about the lore or characters or pokemon and gives vague answers; he didnt make them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in no uncertain terms masuda is outright stating these games are not made with anyone past middle school in mind
            >people still b***h about the games being babby games anyways
            love or hate masuda you can't really deny this is major tier homosexualry

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why didn't Uxie, Mesprit, and Azelf just shrink to escape Team Galactic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how shrinkgays ignore your question.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhhh
      They can only shrink when recalled, captured in a ball or defeated in battle?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about the move shrink

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      umm because you heccin natzee chud stop asking such bjgoted questions reeeee!

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I';m surprised you're so arseraped over this turn of events still. It's like you had absolutely zero contextual awareness of the presentation of the universe by the various associated media.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its their self defense mechanism. drugballs force this mechanism onto them so imagine how stressful it must be each time you take in and out them from balls

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reflex. Was it stressful to you when the doc tested your reflexes to make sure you weren't growing up spastic? Because I was rather entertained seeing my legs kick autonomously.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        My first pediatrician somehow nearly every time managed to hit a nerve while doing so, so it almost always was like my ulnar nerve got hit, except for my leg. It was not fun.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh lore
    how many times do we need to have this discussion?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh
      Not an argument.
      >how many times do we need to have this discussion?
      1000 times and you lose all of them, secondary homosexual.

      It is as moronic as claiming superman can only use his heat vision to warm coffee

      No, it's not, illiterate homosexual.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is as moronic as claiming superman can only use his heat vision to warm coffee

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrink ruins the series so I'll go with early anime

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrinking is troony

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In RGBY that shrinking/growing animation is ONLY for trainers' pokémon coming in and out of pokéballs, wild pokémon never do it and fainting pokémon don't do it. Get better evidence.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In RGBY that shrinking/growing animation
      So, it WAS canon back then.
      BASED.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tajiri based the idea of capsule monsters off the dragonball bag-of-holding/hammerspace capsules initially. No surprise when he'd then scrubbed the project of any potential TM infringements, he kept the shrinking bit as being perfect to carry pokémon around with.

        Please don't tell me the younger generation is actually interpreting the sprite size reductions, used simply as visual flair to indicate withdrawing, as the Pokémon literally shrinking.

        Oh, who am I kidding? The younger generation is autistic and mentally stunted as frick, of course they probably are. Probably the same dumbasses who thought "Population: Growing!" was the subtitle of GC Animal Crossing.

        Can't be any worse than 2 decade old afterbirths insisting the creator's original vision isn't the actual canon, despite Japan knowing that since before the afterbirths were buns in the oven.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tajiri had the objectively worst take I've ever seen on Pokemon and other writers diluting it might be the best thing that ever happened to it.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so moronic
    this implies all pokemon know minimize, but only some of them can use it in battle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this implies all pokémon can shrink, but only a few learned to weaponise that in-battle.
      What use has a Garchomp of Minimise? It's an apex predator and doesn't hunt by ambush. So wasting energy learning how to shrink down doesn't help it, unlike Sandaconda, which can learn it, likely to help with its hunting as it can stay undetected until the strike.
      Design tenets also cover movelists, because again "does it make sense for this thing to get minimise?".

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't tell me the younger generation is actually interpreting the sprite size reductions, used simply as visual flair to indicate withdrawing, as the Pokémon literally shrinking.

    Oh, who am I kidding? The younger generation is autistic and mentally stunted as frick, of course they probably are. Probably the same dumbasses who thought "Population: Growing!" was the subtitle of GC Animal Crossing.

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