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im actually not going to
Yeah on a family plan, seethe harder
>STILL paying more than [$0.00] for emulation
>thinking you're slick
point and laugh at the moronic red team guy
>Paying for dogshit emulation
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm too moronic to pirate
does the family plan split it between members? How do i set that up with some other poorgays?
No I'm not.
I will not, I even convinced my sister to not upgrade
>How to generate (you)s on Ganker in the quickest and most effortless manner
This is not a frogspam thread
Reminder that paying that money funds the video game preservation projects at Nintendo.
>video game preservation projects
you mean roms and emulators we already have those.
Art, source code, design documents, prototypes.
Nintendo is known for their excellent preservation practices.
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2021/08/gallery_nintendo_shares_absolutely_stunning_high-res_super_metroid_artwork
https://screenrant.com/metroid-artwork-showing-evolution-samus-shared-nintendo-twitter/
I will never participate in paid vidya subscriptions
I already own all those N64 games.
Genesis has nothing but Sonic.
I'd rather pay $25 for the dlc.
I don't even own a Shitch.
remember when nintendo didn't scam you and you didn't need to pay for online at all because you already pay for the internet and it costs nothing for nintendo to keep their servers up because they're already making money via online game & content sales with said servers.
I'm not, I still have my original N64 and an Everdrive
Who actually plays online Nintendo games? It’s a single player console
I bought online to play Monster Hunter and then forgot to cancel it.
Nintendo would be bankrupt if they didn't have nostalgia morons keeping them in business
Even the Muppet Shill isn't buying it and that dude never is critical of nintenjew.
>and that dude never is critical of nintenjew.
Isn't like his entire youtube career just him being critical of nintendo for making paper mario games that aren't like the first 2?
Whut? This puppet shitter criticizes Nintendo so much he's even a nitpicker. It's weird.
thats not true his entire shtick is that he's mad about paper mario
He made a whole video saying “wow this is scummy” over and over about a Pokémon unite skin
>and that dude never is critical of nintenjew.
His whole thing is complaining that every game isn't a pm rpg or Pikmin.
no, i'm not, i cancelled to make sure it doesn't auto renew in december
I can play Sin & Punishment on Wii, I’ll get it when online isn’t shit
im never buying a nintentoddler pacifier product in my life
Actually not honestly, I'm just sticking to the 20 for the online play
That's honestly what I'm confused about. Will it automatically bump you up to the expansion when it comes out or will you keep the basic plan and have to upgrade? Either way I'm sticking to the 20 plan too
I’m pretty sure you have to upgrade on your own, it would be robbery if it automatically bumped you up without wanting it
Nothing changes but you can choose to upgrade at a prorated discount depending on how many days you have left in your current sub
I'm getting it day one and there's nothing you can do about it
The N64 library is shit. Call me when they get glover, banjo, dk64, paper mario, mario RPG, conkers, multiplayer games confirmed to have online play like Perfect Dark or Goldeneye. I mean shit, it's fricking nothing.
paper mario and banjo are confirmed but that's it. what i'm surprised at is the lack of smash bros. it seems like such an obvious thing to do, it could even be some "see where the series began!" type marketing for smash ultimate, like they did with metroid dread
Mario rpg isn't an N64 game moron-kun
Damn I could have sworn.
That'd be good marketing but I'm assuming that it's a boring thing where they'll release it at like 6 months to garner more interest.
They aren’t adding any more games than what they showed in the direct. No Banjo Tooie, no Smash, no DK64. It’s shit
That's been confirmed? I really can't understand that. It'd be free money for them if they did something like Goldeneye with online multiplayer.
>That's been confirmed?
No.
the wording of the FAQ makes it sound like there's more beyond those
>SOME of the Nintendo 64 games coming to the collection in the future include:
still far from worth it though
If it wasn’t the case why wouldn’t it have said “And more!” at the end of the showcase
You mean like they did?
They were referring to the list they showed seconds later
No, no they weren't.
Yes they were, they said that right before they showed them.
And then they also said this
You can stop pretending to be moronic any time.
Anon..once again they are referring to the games on screen. We should be “looking forward” to see which of those listed games come next
cope and seethe
That’s it? I was really hoping you’d prove me wrong.
Anon, you aren't illiterate. They clearly aren't referring to the games on the roll otherwise they wouldn't be on the roll.
No, you're just wrong.
Stop lying.
Emulation is a thing, you know?
Haven't bought NSO in months after my PS4 has most of the games I enjoy playing on the long run, mainly multiplayer games, helps that it's just generally a nicer experience all around with a few gripes.
>SNOY
I owned a Nintendo Switch before I got a PS4. The switch outlives it's usefulness after 2-3 years. There is no reason other than playing the 1st party titles.
The switch game cases are extremely aesthetic. All have the same red spine and same white font. So nice, I've been getting some on sale recently.
>and same white font
I just went to the ones I keep in my room and started pulling out 6 game sets. Couldn't pull on that doesn't have something different.
Some of them literally don't even use the same font name and then center the name rather than starting them at the top.
Don't need to buy the shitty N64 ports when I can just pirate them
I love watching the paid sony shills seething over it even though their service is worth, and they dont even know since shills are mostly hired huezillians and paheets who never owned any console including the ones they defend. Only evangelical shills get to be cringier than them though both cases are scared shitless of breasts and pussy all the same.
Yeah
my 7 friends agreed instantly to upgrade the family plan
sadly to say but nintendo won
So when are these games coming to Switch? I’ve wanted to play Ocarina of Time for ages but didn’t wanna pay a bunch of money for a game I might not like
Yeah I have a job, I make money, I can afford the things I want, NSO + Expansion being something I want. Feels good not being poor.
Same. At the prorated discount I’ll even be getting it for around the price of the DLC anyway. If it turns out to not be updated frequently enough by next year, I’ll just buy the DLC separate for the same $25-30 I would have payed to renew.
Can I not just pay for OOT straight up? I don't want to rent it
firmly cemented my not ever buying a switch, so good job nintendo, I guess. If they want to play the same shit as the other guys, it'd help if they released more than one game a year.
>it'd help if they released more than one game a year.
I think you're confusing Sony for Nintendo.
I don't even own a switch and I will continue to b***h about it.
I didn’t realise the genesis and N64 add on was more than double the price kek
Beyond the initial 9, how many N64 games do you think Nintendo will release in a year?
2?
3?
2 every other month is my guess
>$20 switch online
>Just emulate n64 on craptop
It's really not that hard also I don't play animal crossing so there's zero point
Does your laptop fit in a gooseneck?
No but n64 emulation on my phone works perfectly fine with a Bluetooth controller
Well uhh I bet you can’t have both your arms sprawled out like this though right?? You have to hold the non-joycon controllers in a less comfortable position than this, trust me I’ve did it with the pro controller. I win.
Christ man, try intermittent fasting or just fricking stop eating breakfast. You make me feel ill just from looking at you.
I never eat breakfast but I destroy my body with food everytime I don’t have to work the next day
Stop eating at 8 or 9pm at least. Drink more water, no more soda or "juice."
I gotta say if they made joycons for human sized hands this would be the most based way to play the tendy switch
Can you post more funny fat boy pictures with your switch, I'm not making fun of you it genuinely puts a smile on my face with how goofy this is
Absolutely based gamin'
The fact that you can't buy one month of the expansion for $5 is actually insane... you're just expected to pay $50 even if you only want to play one game and move on
>you're just expected to pay $50 even if you only want to play one game and move on
It's technically $5 a month if you think about it. :^)
Which is the shittiest excuse being made all day.
>Which is the shittiest excuse being made all day.
Is it really an excuse if no one is using it to excuse it?
Cancelled my auto-pay so it doesn't automatically renew. I also own my childhood N64 with an EverDrive and CRT. I'm content.
Why n the frick did you even have an auto pay?
No.
holy fricking based
B-but N64 emulation isn't perfect!! No one wants to take the time to set up a complicated emulator! You won't be getting the authentic experience with CRT crispy pixels!!
The more you gays post this shit the more anxiety you give me thinking I need to download the entire library before they start going after the site. Stop letting people in.
You don't already have that?
No, why would I I have an emulator on my PC for n64
I shamelessly pirate everything Nintendo related.
Same.
does this mean we aren't getting an n64 mini?
All "pay for online" services on consoles are fricking scams. It doesn't matter if Nintendo is charging you less and fricking you with a larger dick when you're still getting ass blasted by Sony and MS. People only ape out on Nintendo because they have advanced Stockholm Syndrome from years of paying for Xbox Live or PS+ and try to rationalize it away by saying that at least Sony uses lube when they get fricked in the ass.
Nothing you said made any sense.
I don't even play animal crossing so what's the point.
They should have made a cheaper option for people like us. Now I feel obligated to buy AC since I’m technically already paying for the dlc. They know exactly what they’re doing.
What's the best way to use my n64 with a modern TV? Are n64 to hdmi dogshit, my TV don't got component inputs
If you have 300 bucks burning a hole in your pocket check out this thing. Works good for me, but I also have a CRT
I drink way more water than I used to. I’ve probably lost 30 or so pounds in the past few months
Good on you then. I'm glad that you're on your way and hope that you are successful in your journey.
Thanks man.
Why are they so expensive, I'd probably upcharge too since I know ninten drones will eat anything up.
https://www.retrotink.com/product-page/2x-mini
this is what I use, it's called a retro tink
why is it an expansion pack instead of just another thing added like snes
Yes and No
I have other 7 friends, so I'm only paying $10
The pricing is the same as PS Plus and Xbox Live
Nope.