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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't bang her divine pussy
    it's shit

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >athletic lesbo valkyrie in need of corrective dicking
    Kinda hot tbh

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aasimar
    >essentially a reverse tiefling
    >made as strong as an actual angel
    Why? She's not supposed to have any special powers at all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's getting powered up directly by her goddess mom
      she's not even that strong, just immortal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost like the whole story is shit and written by morons or something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not your average aasimaar. It's not clear if her claim of being literally the daughter of Selune is true but she is literally immortal. If she dies in a fight she gets back up when it's over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is the daughter of Selune dumbass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not JUST an aasimar, she's a full blown demigod. Her actual species should've been Empyrean, but they wanted to keep it within the level 12 range that BG3 limits itself too.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What korean outsource studio made this witcher 3 character?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't we hate both tieflings and aasimars in the same manner? They're both spawn of outsider creatures that don't belong in our plane of existence.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because tieflings are Black person tier, and aasimar are actually almost people. Think of it in the same way that bugbears and hobgoblins can sort of survive in polite society

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      since when are tieflings hated anyway?
      i haven't played any new dnd games but i don't remember them being hated in bg2 / planescape torment, at least on Ganker

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hated by who? Players or characters in-universe?
        For the latter they have always been hated.
        For the former it's because 5e and Critical Role brought in hordes of casual normie scum to DnD and Tieflings are the quintessential insufferable snowflake race now.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the sort of character a lame dungeon master pulls out when they want to be the protagonist of the campaign they're running. this game shit everything it's got out by the middle of act 2 then by the start of act 3 its shitting blood. video game writers no longer know their place.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protagonist of the campaign
      What are you on about? She is a complete and total side character.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean in real life dungeons and dragons, there are lame dungeon masters who introduce mary sue characters just like her so that they can tag along with the party and do cool shit that the actual players should be doing. its very gay to have to play sidekick because the DM wants to jerk off to their OC. luckily you arent stuck with her in the video game but thats exactly the sort of character she is

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but thats exactly the sort of character she is
          Except she's not. Projecting a character type is invalid if you know the actual character doesn't fit that type. She was a punching bag for 100 years, gets released and is immediately recaptured by Ketheric, and needs to be saved again. That is not any kind of Mary Sue. If anything she's a Chuuni dork.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh okay excuse me for not using the correct weaboo terminology

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and do cool shit that the actual players should be doing
          Good thing Dame Aylin doesn't do that, then.
          Like a good DMPC, the only thing she does is clear the path for the player characters. She starts the war against Moonrise Towers, breaks down the defenses, levels the playing field, and you have to do everything else.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was extremely disappointing and gay to spend as much time as i did scouting the towers and planning as much as i did, on top of all the time i spent doing everything before, to then have the attack started and halfway finished by the time i got to the front door. in any of the campaigns i've played in we would have done it ourselves and aylin would only be there to deal with something she was uniquely suited to. then she would frick off and not interrupt our victory to declare her need to go have sex. you cannot tell me with a straight face that the end of act 2 wasnt thrown off by how obviously in love the writers were with her

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deep into ACT 2
    >romance with the goth elf is progressing steadily
    >glad things have improved since the bastila romance
    >rest
    >wyll wants me to dance
    >answers are either "oh yes please frick me" or various shades of "frick off"
    >has to tell the gay "no way" and have his cry in a corner
    >rest
    >Gay-le invite send a projection to invite me to a homosexual starry night illusion
    >same type of answers
    is the message that gays are just that easy to start a relationship with? kinda pathetic, rally. the friendship route should be the default.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Westerners in general are incapable of understanding platonic relationships between two people, nevermind two men.

      "What's that? You want to show true companionship between a man and his bro? CLEARLY THEY MUST BE GAY."

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just bad Nightmare Moon fanart.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      total furgay death

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trust shadowheart expecting her to kill her
    >she doesnt

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant wait to have sex with her!!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a new game of saint seiya?

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