Silent Hill 2 Remake

On a scale from 1-10 how badly do you think bloober is going to mess this up?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK ITS OUT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mary.... Where the frick are you
      Unironically more soul than the remake is going to have

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't see the appeal of these games. I played the first 3 and it's literally locked door simulator + walking through fog.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice blog homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you enjoy about Silent Hill so much that it makes you butt mad when someone says they don't get the appeal?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares how you feel moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Silent Hill sucks and you have no argument. I win nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo queer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't like walking in fog

      gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you enjoy about Silent Hill so much that it makes you butt mad when someone says they don't get the appeal?

      Silent Hill sucks and you have no argument. I win nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo queer.

      kys

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    11 but it’ll be funny

    t. thinks sh2 is overrated and its fans are insufferable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny enough the SH devs have a similar opinion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sick of this pricks incessant whining.
          >wahhh people ask me too much about sh2 wahhh also you're interpretation is wrong i'm right shut up wahhhh
          FRICK this guy. And I remember him saying he DOES NOT want SH2 to be remade. Guess he wasn't willing to die on that hill, stupid piece of shit.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This fricking monster... it had a FRICKING PYRAMID HEAD... what the frick is wrong with this town?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mary, where the frick are you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess I just don't care if I live or die. I'm just fricked in the head like that.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that their name is "bloober" tells you everything you need to know. they were never meant to be taken seriously and dont have a single game that's better than a 7/10.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be cringe and heavy-handed even worse than the original, which was already subtle as a brick. It won't just "leave it sit", there will be a full 10 minute cutscene explaining everything.

    "ANGELA?? ARE YOU SAYING YOU SEE SOMETHING ELSE!!?".

    Gonna be painful.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre probably going to make mary black or something. all remakes add Black person diversity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angela is going to be a strong black woman that got raped by a white man
      >you see this shit? For me, it always be this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yo, seein´ this sheit? for me it be like this for evah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is prominent in the trailer and is definitely not a black woman anon. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say they aren't going to add any diversity to the game. Doesn't mean they won't make a shit game but I think they are kind of trapped here. None of the SH2 characters are really redeemable in any way but Laura who is just a bratty child until the hotel. If anybody is going to be forced black or mutt it would be her but I do not think they will go for this at all. The whole game is way too tragic and depressing so a minority is only going to look bad being included in such a game with this story.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably like a 5 or so, it'll be worse but just in a lot of little ways that build up to a poorer experience, nothing particularly memeable

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have Bloober Team ever done something that's not a looping hallway simulator? (I haven;t played the Medium) That's what's worrying me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      meduim is a walking simulator too. Puzzles were just find item place item. It was garbage beyond belief. Graphics were nice though that's probably why sony picked them cause that's all they care about

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meduim is a walking simulator too. Puzzles were just find item place item.
        How does that differ from a point and click adventure game?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meduim is a walking simulator too. Puzzles were just find item place item.
        How does that differ from a point and click adventure game?

        What makes The Medium a walking simulator as opposed to Silent Hill: Shattered Memories being an adventure game?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i bet bloober makes it for free. what a shit show.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Medium has 88% positive Steam reviews, with 100% positive recent reviews. Remind me again why Bloober Team remaking Silent Hill 2 is supposed to be controversial?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remind me again why Bloober Team remaking Silent Hill 2 is supposed to be controversial?
      Because people believe that Silent Hill 2 doesn't deserve a remake in any form, especially that almost none of the original developers are working on the remake.
      There's also that there's stigma with Konami with the western audience since they're still angry at Kojima leaving Konami despite barely knowing the whole situation.
      It's why people are also angry at the MGS3 remake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's why people are also angry at the MGS3 remake.
        Funnily enough, the MGS3 remake is being developed in-house, allegedly, by the remaining Metal Gear team.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam reviews mean nothing. These days 90% of steam users are unironic consoomers and apologists who just go from one game to the next and if a game gives them 5 minutes of dopamine they're ready to defend it and the devs to the death, most of them don't even beat games so they aren't aware of how many games lose steam quickly past the halfway mark and end on a shitty note, but they already gave them positive scores based on a couple hours of playtime

      Also if we removed all the "DIS GAME IS DA BEST DUDE" reviews, spam and copypastas, scores for so many steam games would plummet

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's not much to frick up really

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

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      >Special place? b***h PLEASE.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 or 9. 10 if Angela is trans.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the original is mid average walk collect and run simulator don't know how you can improve a shit game

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SH1 is better

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Hulett or Kojima
    Disaster incoming

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want either of those homosexuals involved?
      It’s going to be shit though I agree

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will include a happy ending where Maria is alive

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno. I hear Nintendo is looking into creating a competing game in the genre asking whether a guy who euthanized his wife so he could get on with his life is better than a daughter who killed her father for raping her.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The remake will be as bad as the HD collection in how much of a blunder it will be.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At LEAST an 8. Bloober are bunch of bozos who have no idea what they're doing.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be good, but not as good as RE4

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to consider new dialog as regional changes but through time. Instead of Japanese to English, it's going to be young gen-x to zoomer.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    8

    It will be directly contrasted with RE2 Remake

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no combat focus, Pyramid head will stalk you all the time and never stops b***hing how James sucks at life

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    10.
    It literally looks like Homocoming x Downpoor 2.0.

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