*Sips Drink*
Literally less features than no mans sky!
Bethesdrones on suicide watch!!!
>It doesn't HAVE to have ground vehicles
>It doesn't HAVE to have waterfalls
>It doesn't NEED to have real directional lighting that effects the environment.
>It doesn't need to have life on more than 10% of planets
>It doesn't need a modern engine.
>It doesn't matter that the dialogue is porn tier quality.
>It doesn't need fishing.
>It doesn't need aquatic vehicles.
>It doesn't need to have expressive dialogue animations.
>It doesn't need to be more than 30 fps on consoles.
>It doesn't need fallout 4's character body customizer.
>It doesn't need flyable ships in a planets atmosphere.
>It doesn't need playable alien races despite 10% of planets having life.
>It doesn't need good gunplay.
>It doesn't matter that its an Xbox exclusive.
>It doesn't need to have interesting world designs.
>It doesn't matter that those 1000 worlds are all randomly generated.
>It doesn't have to be compatible with Hard Drives.
>It doesn't need to have a physical copy.
>It doesn't matter that they are already working on DLC
YOU ARE HERE
>It doesn't need to be playable at launch.
>It doesn't NEED quality testing before release.
>It doesn't need core features, modders will add it in a year.
Lol, lmao even.
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SHIThesda
You lost to cyberCHADS once shazamchuddie. It's over. Todd is on a whole new level. You'll kneel this time too, but there'll be no getting up after he's done with you.
Lmao, cyperspunk didn't win shit. The fact that they paid trigger to make a mid anime and fixed a small percentage of issues doesn't mean the game stopped being dogshit.
>No physical copies
this shit is really going to be 30fps? thanks shazam-sama, you saved me a buy
Very original OP, good job
>no one needs more than 30 frames per second
Oh yeah, I can't wait to play another game that uses Bethesda's NetImmerse engine.
Let's play Starfield. We are in our starship. Looks like there's a little village right outside our window. Let's exit the starship. Here's the door. Open the door and walk through the doorway? Nope. Press E to open.
>loading
Worldspace cell loading again? Really, Bethesda? We are here at the village of five small buildings, but it's surrounded by a 20 foot wall. The gate says "Wabbajack Starport City". This little collection of tiny buildings is a city? Whatever, Bethesda. How do I get in there? Walk through the gate? Nope. Press E to open.
>loading
You're using cell loading, again? In 2023? Lame, Bethesda. Really lame. Here we are inside the city walls. A little building is right in front of us. The door says "Science Lab". Press E to open.
>loading
More cell loading? What is this, 2005? So cheesy, Bethesda. Get a modern engine already. Walking around inside the lab. Oh, what's this? A trap door in the floor. Open it to climb down, right? Nope. Press E to open.
>loading
More cell loading? Frick this shit, Bethesda. We are in the basement now. Let's walk around. There is a cave entrance in the wall. Walk up to it to load the cave.
>loading
More cells? Such bullshit. See spiders. Turn 360 and leave.
>loading
Climb the ladder, right? Nope. Press E to use.
>loading
Walking down the hallway now. Open the door? Nope. Press E to open.
>loading
Walk through the gate? Nope. Press E to open.
>loading
Frick this shit, Bethesda, and your boring juvenile and shallow combat, and your shitty, archaic, 20-year-old frankensteined NetImmerse engine and its ancient and gimpy cell loading.
*rage*
*clicks settings*
*clicks exit to main menu*
>are you sure?
*clicks yes*
>loading
>main menu
>click any button to continue
*clicks button*
*clicks settings*
*clicks exit game*
>are you sure?
*clicks yes*
>loading
*crash to desktop*
*uninstall.exe*
>People hyped about the next Bethesda game
>No one remembers what Skyrim, Fallout 4 and Fallout 76 were like on launch
>mfw all these people are going to preorder a game that makes the No Man's Sky launch look like the Elden Ring of science fiction games
fallout 4 had amazing mods not long after launch, this game will be the same
As long as you are on board with buying a modding sandbox and not a game, you are correct
>but MODS!!!
Frick you.
>Shaz-ACK
Considering that shazam flopped and is now dead is there any other character who's worthy enough to take his place and replace him in shazamposting
Paid betheshills desperate to stop people from realizing the truth.
I wonder who is behind this post.
We know its you pete, just drop the starfield now and nobody gets hurt.
I think that flop actually makes Shazam more fitting.
Star Citizen has shaped up to be an actual playable alpha now.
May as well play that if you want space sim experiences.
shazamposters are soo zesty
Can't wait to be a cook
Claiming 3:14
Game's gonna be incredible if it's being targeted by the Shazamtroons who already got bored of ToTK and Armored Core
ShazamBlack folk have literally never ever been right.
Cyberpunk?
Initially correct, but now the game's in a solid state and the new expansion is likely gonna make it a must buy. I played it a couple of months ago and had a great time.
>It's good now bro trust me!!!!!!
Nope. Someone sculpting a piece of dogshit into a smooth shape, swatting away the flies, adding sprinkles and telling you they'll put a cherry on top for 5 bucks doesn't change the fact that it's a piece of dogshit.
>Shazammy still seething that CP2077 is seeing success and continues to see it
Yeah, I'm definitely losing sleep over the fact that redditors keep sucking off a shitty game because it comes from their favourite overrated studio
>SEETHING
Hey Shazammies, how did this go the last time you shitposted about Elden Ring? lmao
>Elden ring is comparable to a betheshit title.
There's no room for shazamtroony, starfield gonna flop tho.
>It doesn't need fallout 4's character body customizer.
It literally does, it has the exact same tri-wheel split between thin, muscle and fat. Christ, you homosexuals are getting lazy.
Go check the reveal again, its gimped from what we had in fallout 4 bethesdrone
No it isn't, it's the exact same fricking shit. Your coomer mods were never indicative of vanilla where your character could be chubby at best.
>>It doesn't have to be compatible with Hard Drives.
It's 2023, upgrade your fricking rig. HDDs haven't been viable for modern games in years.
oh shit a game with a different premise than No Man's Sky doesnt have the same features??? holy shit its really over
>Different premises
>You play a lone adventurer trying to find ancient alien secret
Dilate
>flopzam
OHNONONO
Whats your favorite quest in no man's sky? Favorite faction? Line of dialogue?
>It doesn't HAVE to have ground vehicles
Not promised and correct, not needed
>It doesn't HAVE to have waterfalls
Not promised and not known
>It doesn't NEED to have real directional lighting that effects the environment.
It does have that
>It doesn't need to have life on more than 10% of planets
Correct, not needed.
>It doesn't need a modern engine.
It does have that
>It doesn't matter that the dialogue is porn tier quality.
Subjective
>It doesn't need fishing.
Correct, not needed.
>It doesn't need aquatic vehicles.
Correct, not needed.
>It doesn't need to have expressive dialogue animations.
It does have that
>It doesn't need to be more than 30 fps on consoles.
Correct, not needed.
>It doesn't need fallout 4's character body customizer.
It does have that
>It doesn't need flyable ships in a planets atmosphere.
Correct, not needed.
>It doesn't need playable alien races despite 10% of planets having life.
Correct, not needed. It's part of the plot.
>It doesn't need good gunplay.
It does have that
>It doesn't matter that its an Xbox exclusive.
Correct, why would that matter?
>It doesn't need to have interesting world designs.
It does have that
>It doesn't matter that those 1000 worlds are all randomly generated.
Some locations are randomly placed, others are hand-placed. All locations are handmade content.
>It doesn't have to be compatible with Hard Drives.
Correct, not needed.
>It doesn't need to have a physical copy.
It does have that
>It doesn't matter that they are already working on DLC
Correct, it doesn't matter. Designers, concept artists, modelers, etc. have no reason to not be working on the studio's next projects at this point and DLC would be among said projects.
>It doesn't need to be playable at launch.
It will be.
>It doesn't NEED quality testing before release.
All of XBOX QA is playing it.
>It doesn't need core features, modders will add it in a year.
Modders will add features that YOU want but others might not.
Robby Rotten
Why is everyone so upset?
It's not like I'm paying for the fricking thing.
>It doesn't have to be compatible with Hard Drives.
What the frick is this complaint even how the frick do you not have an SSD yet. It’s like $50 to buy one
>Literally less features than no mans sky!
It's ironic because all the drama around No Man's Sky started because people were reviewing it BEFORE IT WAS RELEASEd.
Smell that? It's fear. Sony is fricking terrified and their shill-bots will be in 24h overdrive for the next year.