SKATE IS BACK BAYBEE. WE'RE GOING HOME SKATE BROS

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WE'RE GOING HOME SKATE BROS
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still in prototype phases
    it's never coming out, is it?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm disappointed they're not calling it Skate 4 Die

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >both the skateboard physics and ragdoll physics look like the old games
    SOVL
    they just need to not frick up the music choice and this will be a good game

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >0:37
    dumptrucks confirmed

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play tony hawk for the first time in ages
    >realize how badly i'd rather be playing Skate

    it's a wierd feel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tony haw is basically a fricking platformer not a skating game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2 actually feel like skating games

        The new engine from 3 to so on makes the skating go too much fast.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like tony hawk and tried skate and it's fricking boring as shit. is there something I'm missing? I know they are two completely different games but I don't understand the appeal if you are a tony hawk fan and go to a game where you are moving at such a slower pace with a really tiny moveset

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the realism can be fun, and all the silly ragdoll crashes and glitches

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This literally looks like fricking Skate 3 footage with the textures turned off. How fricking long could that have possibly taken, like seriously the physics and animations look the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How fricking long could that have possibly taken
      Small team, and they're forced to use Frostbite, so there's not much they could have repurposed from the old series' engine to save time.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game will be littered with microtransactions and it will never be good.
    They should have just remastered Skate 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want new games, I want more remasters
      FRICKING. KILL. YOUR. SELF.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stay mad and cope when I'm right later when it releases
        Screencap me idgaf
        I'm gonna be right

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking nice

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whitebox gameplay

    Playtest signup
    https://www.ea.com/games/skate/insider-playtest-registration

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 online only
    don't get too hyped yet

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks really good so far, especially the ending footage. Not too floaty like skaterxl without gravity mods

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh man
    Skater XL and Sessions are fricking done for
    RIP

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by that logo it will be a soulless cash grab wearing the skin suit of the old games

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do these morons do video encoding on their psp

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >40 minute waitlist to have a chance at beta testing a game

    also why didn't they just fork the old engine, upgrade the graphics and shit, make a new map and just release that? it looks to me like they've built it from scratch

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Appears 24 players per server so far? Also ruhroh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >add a non binary gender option and make the gender not affect your appearance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tbh that shit was already thing in the PS2 tony hawk games, you can easily make troony looking hideous skater in that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        of course Ganker 's sensitive little feeling would get hurt after reading that
        ooh the pain, noo I can't believe they're doing this nooo not my skating game wtffff
        omgggg

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ywnbaw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            iwtcird

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              fpbp

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >do something evil
          >"the problem is with you!"
          always the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NOW THIS IS POGBOARDING FELLOW SKATERS FINALLY I CAN CHOP MY DICK OFF

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    San Vansterdam is the name of the city. Weird for a DC clone.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SQUEITEEEEEEEEE

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick yeah

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How will EA frick it up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      loot boxes for boards and clothes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly, I would imagine a system like fortnites drops for outfits/characters/skate decks / wheels
      I don't think it'll be bad but the worst thing they could do to it is some battle pass type bullshit
      i would flip shit if that happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know skate 1 2 and 3 was made by EA too? You know it, right ? And there was no loot boxes, you know it, right ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so?

        Dead Space 1 was one of the best horror games ever made and Dead Space 3 literally killed the franchise with microtransactions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you know the series was made by ea black box, which does not exist anymore, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Full Circle was formed specifically for Skate 4, in the same location Black Box was, and has the same creative leads from the Skate series involved.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    time waster kino incoming

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder of the only other skating kino to save us skater chads

    Also reminder that Tony Hawk 3+4 was cancelled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the skating gameplay is as solid as it looks, very admirable of him to add all the surrealism on top rather than just make it another straight ahead session/XL competitor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the thing that set it apart from skaterxl and session is that you can do very, transition skating, handplants, hippy jumps, dark slides, cavemans, all sorts of advanced shit that you cant in other game. not that you can do a cool mctwist on flat ground. that already exists in Tony Hawk and I would appreciate if it stayed there and morons like you fricked off and kept your mouth shit so they dont hear you and frick everything up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          did you reply to the right guy cuz idk what ur talking about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the entire thread was about Skate and didnt see you were talking about SKate Story and was hoping you would just move on and not notice my moronation. skate story looks rad

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No shit

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much the only game trailer to not disappoint me so far. Now I need Virtua Fighter 6 🙂

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's talk about skate vidya

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody asked for this garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you fricking kidding me
      people have been BEGGING for a new skate for almost a decade now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody asked
      I asked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skate 3 was at the top of UK digital charts in 2020
      thats 10 fricking years after the og game came out
      people WANT this game BAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I asked since forever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true I'm nobody

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what its literally all anybody has been asking for you fricking 10 year old

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    holy shit that is not the fricking image i posted MOOT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda fricked up you even have that image

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i don't have that image
        i just went to know your meme and saved a picture of apu with his arms folded
        either it was hidden in that image or Ganker swapped my image with another board, but i've only ever seen that with thumbnails before

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          guess you aint lying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shows apu on my machine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it showed fricking interracial e-girl rape right after i posted it

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              holy based, if Ganker suddenly detected all suspected frogposts and swapped them for e-girl rape that would be the greatest thing ever

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          guess you aint lying

          Wacky shit

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    legendary

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    favorite songs in skate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now we're talking

      and

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care still playing Skater XL.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I tested that game once it felt like absolute clunky garbage

      Isn't Session finished or coming out very soon? Is that game also trash?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        session isn't done yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Session is gearing up for their jump out of early access.

        as it stands now, it's like 75% of the way from feeling like a real game. The physics are there for the most part, but there's still no transition physics (so mini ramps or vert stuff in general is off the table, hopefully it comes with release). Grinds still feel clunky, as i find even with dialing in the grind physics i'm still sliding off of rails while at least visually locked into the grind.

        Maps are also a bit concerning, there are quite a few newer ones added in the last release but the Jerome Banks map is incredibly small (it's literally just the stair set and a street) and FDR park is virtually unskateable without transition physics since the entire park is just huge walls, bowls, and banks.

        As for the other maps, they're acceptable but since i'm about 150 hours into it at this point i've skated every corner of them, and without things like transition to make the experience refreshing, they could stand to either expand them further or bring us something new (which they've teased being a thing that comes with release)

        Overall it's worth it for the price now (currently on sale for $20, usually $25). Presumably the price is going to increase at release, and unlike SkaterXL it's still getting active development and updates (and not just snatching popular community maps to upload to consoles)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have really mixed feelings about Session. The controls feel more awkward at first but are more consistent than in skate, and once you get into the groove it's fun. It's also got some cool tricks and stuff you can't do in other games like caspers. That being said, the game just kinda feels not great to play. It's hard to put it into words but if you play Skate and Session one after the other you'll get what I mean, just riding around and doing tricks is so much smoother in Skate (and Skater XL for that matter) it's not even funny. At this point I've given up hope on them improving it because it's been in development for like half a decade and they still can't really get it right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      session isn't done yet

      triple A games will always be better

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God something about the narration just annoys me greatly.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I can say about the playtests is they upped the frick the NDA watermarks since the last leak. Short of scaling the resolution down, adding compression, and then AI upscaling it back, I'm not sure how you can safely show off shit.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing Skate 1 that game aged like dogshit, every single frickin task is a bore and the map is frickin abysmal

    Skate 2 and 3 are the only good games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just play 2 then. Skate 2 is perfect while 3 is just bloated. It's one of those series in which you shouldn't care about anything else other than the mechanics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skate 2 was the one I put the most hours in, but it also had the absolutely most fricking comfy multiplayer modes in it. I would just chill for hours doing random spots with others and helping people with the multiplayer activities.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skate 1 has the best objectives but the worst controls
      Skate 2 has the best city but the worst objectives
      Skate 3 has the best controls but the worst city

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not with those garbage ass videos tasks

        >DO 5000 POINTS AIR VIDEO IN LITERALLY NOWHERE
        >DO 5000 POINTS COMBO N LITERALLY NOWHERE
        >DO 100 FEET GRIND + 5000 COMBO IN LITERALLY NOWHERE

        game feels like a frickin chore to play, it's even worse to explore considering you can't walk or climb stairs or nothing so you have to go around a bunch of frickin places.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, kino is back on the menu bois

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lets focus more on being off the board in our skateboarding game
    >lets add tony hawk flip physics while bombing hills
    its over before it even started. looks like skate 3 on the casual mode at all times. so fricking sad I waited 11 years to see THIS

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skate 3's city is so sterile and boring and empty theres like one good spot and it was in the fricking demo

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This might be the only game I'm looking forward to.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Skate
    >its all about parkour
    should have renamed the frickin game to "antiquated shit that stopped mattering in 2009"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am up for more maneuverability off-board if it means getting up to higher places without having to glitch my way up there or carefully stack a ton of props in the build mode.

      Skate 3 pretty much had everything covered board-wise, but it didn't change much to the offboard content that Skate 2 tried unfricking with updates.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        or they could have a teleport function like skater xl has in addition to off board movement. swinging on monkey bars doesnt look fun and it doesnt add anything to my skateboarding experience

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I AM 100% SURE THIS GAME WILL HAVE NO STYLE AT ALL. EA cant do style at all. just basic soulless products now. old skate games had tons of style. before skate 3.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be pozzed isn't it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yup

      >add a non binary gender option and make the gender not affect your appearance

      even the test footage is all like black women skating

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