>Slime Boss. >"I've got a bone to pick with you!"

>Slime Boss
>"I've got a bone to pick with you!"

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appeal of slime girls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're like one big inside out vegana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can be anything you want, can kill you in any number of horrific ways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cool to the touch without the stink of necrophilia
      >cool presentation of colors like atomic purple and other 90's/early 2000 favorites
      >actual chance to nipplefrick and bellybutton fricking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can stick it in anywhere, anon.

      ANYWHERE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gooey vagene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they can go up your anus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can absorb matter and become the planet. Giant slime gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they can and WILL eat you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hot af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moldable gf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      suction, texture, friction, goopy kisses, transparent

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that all slimes are evil, especially slime girls
    they can not be trusted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can thrust them though

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Decent boss sprites, garbage game. Really disappointing.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american boss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because I have BEEF with you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >third world boss
      >"I can't stop thinking about you"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ladder boss
    >Step up your game!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lost ruins was so mediocre, game had zero fricking identity

    huge waste of potential

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Defeat slime boss
    >"The harder they are..."

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >darkness boss
    >train music starts playing

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Slime boss
    >Enters second stage
    >"Time to get... Gelatinous."

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >janny boss
    >heh, it's a free win

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lost Ruins was really fun. I unlocked all the achievements I enjoyed it so much. Great game.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Water Boss
    >"We've a quarry to settle!"

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >casino boss
    >i like those odds!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FromSoft boss
    >Zanzibar… you biiiiiiiiiitch!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slimes literally don't have bones though.

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