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Every day we get something new and disappointing to hear about starfield.

Might as well boot up no mans sky.

>It doesn't HAVE to have ground vehicles
>It doesn't HAVE to have water falls
>It doesn't NEED to have real directional lighting that effects the enviroment.
>It doesn't need to have life on more than 10% of planets
>It doesn't need a modern engine.
>It doesn't matter that the dialogue is porn tier quality.
>It doesn't need fishing.
>It doesn't need aquatic vehicles.
>It doesn't need to have expressive dialogue animations.
>It doesn't need to be more than 30 fps on consoles.
>It doesn't need fallout 4's character body customizer.
>It doesn't need flyable ships in a planets atmosphere.
>It doesn't need playable alien races despite 10% of planets having life.
>It doesn't need good gunplay.
>It doesn't matter that its an Xbox exclusive.
>It doesn't need to have interesting world designs.
>It doesn't matter that those 1000 worlds are all randomly generated.
>It doesn't need to have interplanetary flight, space ships can be loading doors
>It doesn't need to be open world, its instanced.
>It doesn't HAVE to be bigger than 2km x 2km maps on random planets.
>It doesn't need fuel management.
>it doesn’t need offline play
>it doesn’t need under 100GB
>it doesn’t need free mods
It doesn't need nvidia support with its latest DLSS functionality. Reduced functionality and AMD support is fine.

YOU ARE HERE

>It doesn't need to be playable at launch.
>It doesn't NEED quality testing before release.
>It doesn't need core features, modders will add it in a year.
>it doesn’t need to be good

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wordswordswords
    I will not read your leftist meme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bitchbitchbitch
      I will not read your chud meme

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying they're offering anything more than fallout 4 in space

    Any more expectations you have are not the fault of Bethesda

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it doesn't need to-ACK!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shazambros…

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesntneed a metascore higher than 50

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to be back

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no movies to worry about anymore
    >just a deranged neet

    shazam bros..

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead meme

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazamgays have literally never been right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were dead on regarding Cyberpunk, and I so wanted them to be wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk moron, the one that started it all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, they're still thinking they were right about Cyberpunk which tells a lot about the level of cope they're on

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? Show me what the game YOU'RE making looks like.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't need good gunplay.
    Idk the last 5 minutes of the direct looked good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fallout 4 point 'n' click is not good gunplay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know fallout 4 had space magic and zero g combat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          space magic and zero g != gunplay

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What was missing from Starfield's gunplay?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally nothing, its flawless, none of the doomposters have been able to give a single reason as to why it's bad.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like shit. Fallout 4 gunplay was shit and so will Shitfield's. Guns look like ass, they sound like ass, enemies have shit reactions to being shot. Literally every aspect of a good shooter is missing from this shit game.
              But go ahead and slurp up your shit, morons. I'll be laughing and playing good games instead of wasting my time with another Todd meme game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "point 'n' click" is how guns work

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 person was right about 1 things years ago
    >constantly tries to make shit stick to a wall again and again
    The Shazam thing was your only win. Stop trying to TORtanic again. You’re a social reject, even by Ganker standards, kid.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >peepeepooo
    Didn’t read any of your cry babby blog.
    Stil buying Starfield at launch.
    Thanks Todd, looking forward to FUN

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Shazam discord frens have lost every time. Yes even to Cyberpunk.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that they advertise their homosexual Discord groups on Ganker banners, and in YouTube shorts that bait views with pseudoporn. It’s pathetic how desperate they are for attention.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yes even to Cyberpunk
      Nope, and trannies weren’t behind that one, it’s a literal troony game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cyberpunk 2077 became a top seller at the ass end of 2022, and its expansion has been in the top sellers since the announcement.

        Shazammies lost.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sales aren’t indicative of quality you dumb homosexual. imagine simping for an ESG troony game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cyberpunk was so bad CDPR cancelled the MP, reduced the amount of expansions to just 1 (one) and accelerated development on Witcher 4

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chodd thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that acting male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chudd thread

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm buying his game now

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see the discord gayops are at it again

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's cyberpunk all over again

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it doesn’t need free mods
    what

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't want fallouts character body customizer. I'm not buying it, especially day one, though. It will obviously have offline play and free mods, moron

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the $130 pricetag guarantees that I wont buy it
    i'll wait until 2 years after release and pirate it at best

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only reasonable way to play it. It's $90 for base game in Canada, too. So frick that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pirating Bethesda games 2 years after launch is the best way to enjoy them.
      >Get all the mods
      >Get all the patches
      >Get all the overpriced dlc
      >All for free.99

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wrong about Hogwarts
    >Wrong about Elden Ring
    We all know how this plays out

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There moron discord addicted Black folk aside, you guys are just being sold Fallout 4 again. Not that it matters really that's what the average bethesdagay wants: Pay for Todd game every paycheck day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats funny is that there's like one major bethesda mainline RPG release every 6 years. If that's "paying with every paycheck" I think your employer is scamming you buddy

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1000 explorable planets
    >see that moon? you can go there
    >after landing in a designated area
    >and then you have to plunk around on foot
    >no vehicles, no in-atmosphere flight
    >but you can fast travel to another landing zone
    >so when you really think about it that amounts to exploring the whole planet
    Honestly no one should be surprised by this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can land everywhere you want

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doubt (X)
        there will at bare minimum be pre-designated 'safe' landing areas that are flat / large enough to accommodate your ship, but more likely each planet will be broken up into different zones you can pick from orbit to touch down on and explore nearby points of interest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You tards wield cynicism as a self-defense mechanism because you're too stupid to understand what's plausible. Bethesda (along with many other developers) simulates worlds as a grid of cells, they just load in the cells around you. To make a planet, all you have to do is wrap them, i.e. when the player approaches a far edge load in the cells from the opposite edge. Boom, now you can walk "around" the planet endlessly. It's so simple I'm pretty sure even I could program it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hasnt shown actual landing of a ship onto a planet
            >always a jump cut to already on the planet and leaving the ship
            you wont be landing anywhere on a planet, it will be a set POI and atmosphereic shit is done around it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They've confirmed landing/takeoff are cutscenes, that's not what I'm contending. You and

              Anon, it's confirmed that you'll be able to "explore an area around your ship" and each planet has between 0 and 3 completely isolated POI that you can select to "initiate landing", which is just a loading screen equivalent to activating a door to another cell in any TES game.

              There is no planet to explore, just a handful of independent, invisible-walled dioramas with the same skybox.

              seem to have this moronic belief that how the game will actually work is that you land at an objective, try to walk to the next one, bump into an invisible wall, then takeoff in your ship and land at the other one. I am telling you that is absolutely fricking stupid and you're basing it on the most tortured misinterpretations of specific quotes. Wrapping a flat surface is trivial shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, it's confirmed that you'll be able to "explore an area around your ship" and each planet has between 0 and 3 completely isolated POI that you can select to "initiate landing", which is just a loading screen equivalent to activating a door to another cell in any TES game.

            There is no planet to explore, just a handful of independent, invisible-walled dioramas with the same skybox.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In the direct Todd says "you can choose where to land"
        >morons take that as "you can land anywhere bros! Based game! Full exploration!"
        It's way more likely that you can choose from predetermined locations or randomly generated tiles. How is it that people are forgetting Todd's entire history of half truths and exaggerations. People interpret Bethesda's vague comments as positively as possible every time and every time it's vague to hide absolute dogshit.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you watched it poking your nose doesnt mean that everyone is as unobservant

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People interpret Bethesdas vague comments as positively as possible
          That's exactly what they fricking want and its kinda scummy.
          >We heavily implied that you can land anywhere on the planet, but we phrased is so vaguely that you can't call us liars
          They've literally done this at every single game announcement.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam trannies so desperate they think they can beat Todd.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It doesn't need core features, modders will add it in a year.
    this kills the shazamtroony

    they fixed Skyrim so they can fix this game too

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the meme friend. More ads for the most kino game of the decade

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I just play as a sexy lyran lady?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she fricks human men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      microsoft holding todd back

      https://vocaroo.com/1iDHt0J5XtkC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      With mods, and if nobody makes that mod either learn to make your own or get some other mod that's close to what you want and pretend it's correct

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad you stopped hiding yourselves after I started calling you out in all your threads. You're not subtle enough to try to be subtle.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting some Shazam kino to save this dogshit thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: it also doesn't have functional ladders or any vertical surface climbing at all.
    Ramps and stairs only.
    AMD is fine btw. Nvidia shills can get fricked harder.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam poster was right once again.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when skyrim first released? god what an embarassing time.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak bait, quoting your own shizo fantasies

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lighting that Effects the Environment.
    Tell me what this means, so I can either laugh at your stupidity or weep at your moronation.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will get gaped if xbox shared the games with son* ...

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>It doesn't HAVE to be bigger than 2km x 2km maps on random planets.
    Then it's really odd how there's markers in the showcase further than 1 Kilometer away from the landing site.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 kilometer map
      >What appears to be a shit I on between the location and player.
      So they moved in the opposite direction, which allows them to get more than 1km of distance. Also, basically geometry, if a square is 2km from one side to the opposite side, the distance from one corner to the opposite corner is greater than 2KM

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's obvious this game is going to be mid at the very best, and more likely another cobbled together pile of bethesda trash. But I know if my heart it's still going to do well because that's just the world we live in now.
    I try not to be such a negative doomsayer or pessimist about this shit, because I want to think that people will do better and be smarter, but I just feel that this is going to be yet another steaming turd that'll taint the whole industry for years to come despite that

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me beat a horse skeleton into the ground
    You will never, ever replicate TORtanic

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't need more than 4 equipment slots
    It doesn't need unique interesting loot
    It doesn't need space buggies in a Nasapunk
    It doesn't need space flight to let you travel space manually
    It doesn't need a high build limit for ships
    It doesn't need more than 4 medium sized cities across 1000 planets
    It doesn't need more than 1 radio station only usable around one galaxy
    It doesn't need

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For all intents and purposes, Skyrim is one of the most successful AAA games of all time. Fallout 4 as well was massively successful, especially within its own franchise.

    It's weird that people are like "heh another Bethesda flop"

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>it doesn’t need offline play
    What? Isn't it a single player game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game sends a request to Todd's phone on launch and you have to wait to be accepted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuuuuuck, I know from experience that Todd is always sleeping when I try to play his games

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old man in the club is back, I see.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd could vomit on a plate, and people would lap it up while saying "Thank you master, may I have another?"

    I've accepted that mainstream games just aren't for me anymore. They're too fricking dumb, too sloppy, and too simple for my taste. People are like "Oh, haven't YOU played the latest Bethesda game?" the same way as people are like "Oh, don't YOU own the latest piece of designer clothing?" and developers know this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Todd could make the perfect game and Shazamchuds would call it shit for years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah yeah, whatever homosexual. Enjoy the puke.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only following this game very passingly. Is all this true? You land on an empty planet most of the time and you can't even fly around or use a vehicle? So, what, you just walk around?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >using a corporate product as your haha slop enjoyers are dumb logo
    ironic

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam trannies are still banking on the good will they got from Cyberpunk and have never been right again what a bunch of useless Black folk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were right about elden ring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot your shazam png troony moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe as much as you want. It won't change the truth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I seethe at you coping how bad you are at fromsoft games troony? kek

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              fromsoft games have never been hard.
              Even moreso after dark souls 3 where they even further pursued mass appeal

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Off topic but i love shazam
    it's such a fun kids movie and movie overall
    it never takes itself seriously and just has a good feel overall about family

    i fricking hate modern movies too as they try too hard or just try to get brownie points from some political group

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny cause shazam trannies try way too hard for Ganker points

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”effects” the environment
    Stopped reading there. OP is a gigahomosexual.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam sisters, I'm thinking we're back

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies using shazam again

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bugthesda game, so they're 99% right this time.
    cope toddBlack folk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb normies and wom*n buy trash because of the tag

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shazam trannies vs todd troons

    *siip*

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KYS SHAZAM TRANNIES GO BACK TO YOUR DISCORD AND ERP

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Discord trannies are trying to blame tendies AGAIN
      you already got caught on your homosexual Discord back during Elden Ring, Pisscorder

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No ladders too

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shazam worked because CDProjekt overpromised and pointing out the lies pissed off the fanbois.
    This is just a a random list of things that aren't in game.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>It doesn't matter that its an Xbox exclusive.
    it really, literally, actually does not

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