>smoke weed
>skill immediately triples and you win more games than when you're sober
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>smoke weed. >skill immediately triples and you win more games than when you're sober
>smoke weed
>skill immediately triples and you win more games than when you're sober
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I don't feel like going through the hoops of buying weed
its legal in canada. I order it online and get it delivered to my house.
Just buy monero and go onto tortaxi > archetyp market to buy whatever u want lmao
>performance enhancing drugs to be the very best at bing bing, like no one ever wahoo'd.
Do whiskey highballs actually taste good?
It's just Soda Water and Whiskey.
I'm more into the Lime Rickey
Whisk these high balls into your mouth
I'm not a big fan of whiskey but I do occasionally like a highball. Just makes it easier to detect the flavors if you're not super used to high alcohol percentages I guess.
i usually make mine with ginger ale instead of club soda
>needing drugs to win
Never happened, stop posting these gross Korean mutts
>in your dream
dude
DUDE
DUUUUDE
I want to do many lewd things with asian girls.
This afternoon I seeded on my japanese wife's ass.
i sneeded in her ass
i don't know who this woman is but i fricking love asian women bros
i chucked on her ass hyuk
Her IG is simjamon_.
She's cute and I want her to sit on my face as she's pumped to her limits with explosive gas before igniting it with her cigarette and detonating.
She gross. Fake nose and Tattoos.
Korean women are disgusting, they have flat asses and slitty eyes.
I like those kinds of eyes. Honestly the surgeries that Korean women have to make their eyes look more "western" is a mistake.
>finally made an instagram account a couple years ago
>like some photos of Japan, not Asian attention prostitutes, just regular photos
>next day my entire front page or whatever it's called on instagram is fricking plastered with Japanese/Korean/Chinese/Taiwanese/etc women, including that crackprostitute
Why not just cum in her lmao are you even married bro
I absolutely lose my shit when women go only tank top and those striped shorts
They're called dolphin shorts. You would've loved the 70s
Whatever you do don't marry them, it's a trap
This is what asiatics do to a homie.
The taxman also knocked up some white chick afterward so I wouldn't put all the blame on the asiaticwife
WEED
>smoke weed
No thank you.
What happened to Quentin?
Died of AIDS
Left for good after someone here doxxed him and threatened his family/school or something.
He must have made some pothead mod mad though because for years any of his comics were deleted on the spot
Imagine what she looks like as HAG
>post a webm
>says it posted just fine
>post never appears
it got hit by the ai filter
ai filters aren't real
>smoke weed
>annoy my team with bong noises
>cough, drool and make involuntary noises into mic
>hunt down my own team thinking they're the enemy
?t=22
all weed does for me is make it hard to focus and make me feel uncomfortable when trying to sleep
Britbong here.
Has anyone ever tried buying weed online?
There's this site called dispenseroo and I heard you could buy weed from it but I'm scared of getting scammed
What's the best way to get weed in this stupid country? because I'm tempted to try dispenseroo is it really works. just wondering if any gays here have tried it.
Literally go to your nearest chav and ask them for an 8th
Tell them to ring you and don't give them any money without seeing it first in person
Unironically this. Whether they're actually on the road or not they'll still sell you whatever they had to have some hardness bragging rights.
Just grow it moron
Why are asian women so damn lusty? Anywhere there are a good number of asian women, your chances of getting laid go up a significant amount.
Culture is obsessed with being pregnant and married before 30
>30
You mean 25?
>insecure asian cakes
I used to believe this when I played DotA but one day I actually checked my match history and discovered that I played like shit while high but was just too high to notice how fricking bad I was
No, what actually happens is you don't remember/care about the loses as much.
DUDE
>things that never happened
>drink alcohol
>get worse in the game
>smoke weed
>get worse in the game
>snort a line
>get better in the game
Finally someone said it
>take 4g of mushrooms
>realize that videogames are a pointless distraction and I'm wasting my life
4g dried? That's a big dose
4U
for u
How do you even find mushrooms? I live in prime shroom habitat, and I go out and check every morning after a good rainfall throughout summer and autumn, but all I ever see are those big doofy white ones the size of a golfball
They grow in cow shit.
Like
says, they grow in cow pasture. You do not literally pick through heaps of cow shit, look in the grass in cow pasture a day or two after rain when it's warm. While the mushrooms are still fresh DO A SPORE PRINT. If you do not know what that is or how, that is top priority to learn next. A spore print will save you from eating something that will frick your liver.
>take 4g of mushrooms
>the soundtrack is bringing tears to my eyes
>noise and sound are mathematical praise of the Creator, defiance of entropy, beauty is in the ear of the beholder
>vomit
>noise and sound are mathematical praise of the Creator, defiance of entropy, beauty is in the ear of the beholder
Jesus Christ you're pure cringe.
>do drugs
>induce schizophrenia
>follow the advice of the spirit that is telling you things in a suggestible state
But no man, the thing that was talking to you was totally benevolent and you should absolutely do more drugs
thinly veiled /b/ thread but I'll share
>Don't smoke weed
>Play three hours straight of DOA5 with some dude
>tear him a new butthole with every character unless he gets Jan Lee
>he goes on a break to smoke some weed
>comes back
>wins literally every match unless I pick my main
Jaw dropped not gonna lie
weed doesn't make me better at videogames
it makes me better at pinball though somehow
How been a idiot help you win something? It melts your brain
>take something that relaxes you
>relax
They probably have some undiagnosed mental illness, like most of this board
DUDE
>drink beer
>suddenly my ability to drive a car is the best its ever been
>drink alcohol
>skill immediately triples
>it actually doesn't but you're having the time of your life
>Spend 4 years not playing vidya due to depression
>One night decide to get shitfaced
>Playing vidya is suddenly fun
>Check the time
>Its 3 in morning
>Wake up the next next morning looking like pic related
Where did you find a barber at 3 am?
>get radiation sickness
>motor skills are impeded
>drink alcohol
>all better now
You guys are lying I went to Japan and got no attention from lusty asian women.
Also I never went out to any social gathering places and never talked to anyone, really, but I'll still call bullshit.
And no, I'm not fat.
okay fatty, whatever you say
Isn't anything above like 60 kg/130 lbs considered fat in Japan lmao?
For Asian height yes.
I'm like 67kg at 170cm which is extremely average for the west.
I have bad news for you anon, 170 cm is average for Japanese males. I think South Koreans are even taller
I live in Japan and have a Japanese wife, but mostly agree. It's definitely easier to get in the door as a foreigner but if you're an autistic loser with nothing to offer the women here will still be turned off. Luckily I'm an autist with a career.
>You guys are lying I went to Japan and got no attention from lusty asian women.
Because you fell for a meme. If you can't succeed with women in your own country, what honestly made you think you'd succeed with women in other countries? You can find lusty women in every country including your own. Seriously, just go out on town one weekend and you'll see tons of women acting lusty and attention seeking to anyone they find remotely interesting or attractive. This isn't some kind of Asian thing, it's a woman thing
>hard into racing vidya, pretty good at it too, not some insane talent but holding my own in autism sims, iracing, you name it
>got to play some gran turismo on a party while high once
>doing alright
>thought about something else for a split second
>completely missed the corner, pretty much drove flat straight through a 90deg bend
nah. though maybe it works for stoners who are simply more used to operating under influence than when sober
I'm in the process of getting me some ritalin and I'm excited to see how it affects my gaming skills
going to Korea in October, lads