So 2024 is fricked

>Most studios blew their load in 2023
>Most even slightly notable games announced on TGA and GTAVI are for 2025 only slop for 2024
Dark times ahead.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    linebacker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are weak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will give me strong children

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she's sexy. Imagine wrestling with her and you both unintentionally hurt each other before having sex and then cuddle afterwards.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! Big words, bud. Bet you'd never say that to her face.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >incels sees super hot woman on Ganker
        >ughhh 0/10 would not frick
        You’re not gonna last long here if this upsets you so.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let her back my line if you catch my drift.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she really isn't idk what happened here. allergic reaction or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like I'm putting lines on her back

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldnt pull out tbqh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steelers defense could've used her earlier, kek

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yinzers seething

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      little soiboi cant handle all that woman
      now frick off while the men are talking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      strong woman, strong bloodline and children. I'd go bareback in this bawd nonstop

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Rebirth and Dragon's Dogma 2 come out early 2024, you literally don't need anything else

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      coincidently those are the only two games I'm paying attention to as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based these two games have all my hype. Oh and Tekken 8 too!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Rest For The Wicked also looked pretty good, but that's early access shit, unfortunately.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Myth Wukong might also join IF all goes well

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting Dragons Dogma 2 and Earth Defense Force 6 and that'll be enough for me for a bit with backlog stuff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Earth Defense Force 6
      3 months minimum. Now I need stuff for the other 9 months.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mah homie. Im doing custom mech wars next week too.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is or was the hottest IGN girl?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blonde one from before Alanah.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naomi Kyle?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 2024 playing Dragon's Dogma 2, all the good vidya from 2023 I missed, and emulating 5th and 6th gen ludography
    Sounds like a comfy year

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah project zomboid will probably drop build 42 in mid 2024 and you can expect alot of threads about that for a minute.
    also factorio is releasing an expansion for its base game regarding space exploration shit next year i believe.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy Sydney

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nnhg

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She definitely lets you cream pie on the first date then cleans you off with her mouth

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First three months of next year are stacked.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persona 3 Reload

    Dragon's Dogma II

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >p3r comes out in February
      It will be forgotten by December 2024

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting Dragons Dogma 2 and Space Marine 2
    Only 2 games I really care for and have been waiting for

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >September 2024
      Frick sakes I'm not living that long for this shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gives me a reason to live. I do it for the Emperor!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same for me

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silksong will save 2024

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    god who is that sultry amazonian seductress?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      sydnee goodman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*Goodman*~~

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We ALL know that DD2 is GOTY of 2024 already
    Those awards are just predictable now

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dark times ahead.
    ...for AAA

    I'm sticking to the indie scene thank you. There's zero slop that grabbed my attention for 2024.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are some good indies slated for 2024?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only indians with low specs play indies

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Analyst for Circana here
    2024 is looking grim. It's going to be an indie year.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lotta elden ring and hades clones ahead

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not like 2023 was good either.
    >Growlr's Gate 3: Bear Sex edition
    And uh... um...
    >Biohazard 4???
    Remake sucks.
    >Well shit... ok, you have a point
    I know.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Defensive Tackle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My team needs one.

      >Metaphor literally just got confirmed for Fall 2024
      >we know Ace Attorney 7 is inbound from leaks
      >Sega bringing back FIVE great franchises from the dead
      >Switch 2 incoming likely with Metroid Prime 4 launch title

      Nah I think things are actually looking up.

      We've known about AA7 for like 5 years. I'll believe it when I see it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats your team?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If 2023 is a blown load then video games are truly dead.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metaphor literally just got confirmed for Fall 2024
    >we know Ace Attorney 7 is inbound from leaks
    >Sega bringing back FIVE great franchises from the dead
    >Switch 2 incoming likely with Metroid Prime 4 launch title

    Nah I think things are actually looking up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sega bringing back FIVE great franchises from the dead
      No dates were shown
      >Switch 2 incoming likely with Metroid Prime 4 launch title
      If it does Nintendo 75% guaranteed they will releasy shovelware for the first year like for the wii u the curse is real.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we know Ace Attorney 7 is inbound from leaks

      What leaks??

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the QT autist asian

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They choose the latinx path

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she has some big feet tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >keeps book cover on
      how to spot a fake reader

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake readers would take them off. also, it's called a jacket, fake reader. not a cover.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares what you call it thirdie you can't even read.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it's a fake reader. Look how the book is basically opened almost in the middle. That's how you randomly open a book. Most readers today use e-readers anyway.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most readers today use e-readers anyway
          nah man, shit costs the same as real books in my country and id rather have something physical in my hands that doesnt die on me
          i like books, real books
          i like the smell, i like turning pages, i like looking at nice covers

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him and generally I agree but sometimes some books are genuinely just hard to find, and sometimes you don't want to make a cash investment on something that might not be good.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              true, but i only had one book i regretted getting (filth by irvine welsh, just dont)

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also
              >shit costs the same as real books
              lol, lmfao even

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >think about getting a book because it comes with some pictures
              >out of print since 2006
              Rip

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you probably don't read

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always keep them on and use them as bookmarks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      those arent feet, themselves hooves m8.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn those big feet would make my tiny dick look even small hngghh

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF7 Rebirth
    >Persona 3 Reloaded
    >Metaphor:ReFantazio
    >Infinite Wealth
    >Unicorn Overlord
    2024's blowing its load in Q1 and 2. Lots of "breakout" indie games will take over the headlines in the second half of the year due to lack of games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the KINO list.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are also some great games coming in the Summer but it's too early to talk about them. I will see you all in 2 more (months)

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a white girlfriend bros......

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's Philippina

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what's new? There's tons of better games you haven't played. Have you played Alisa? The Messenger? Go play it b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coping nostalgiaBlack person speclet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        More buzzwords! More buzzwords!!

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tekken 8 is coming out so it already beats 2023 in my book. I don't care about western zogslop like Ganker though so I guess I'm in the minority.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barometer of a good game is "GTA"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PoE2
      Oh cool I had no idea this was coming out, I'll give it a try. Looks really pretty too. PoE1 was just so bloated and autistic from all the years of development so hopefully 2 will be smoother to get into at launch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Barometer of a good game is "GTA"

        >PoE2
        >2024
        keep dreaming

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's literally when it's coming out

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            but when are YOU coming out

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FF7 Rebirth
    >Dragon's Dogma 2
    >Rise of the Ronin
    >Black Myth Wukong
    >Visions of Mana
    >Monster Hunter Wilds

    2024 will be much better than 2023, this year was garbage, I guess it was a good year foe goyslop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2023 was extremely good unless you actively avoid playing games or generally dislike video games.

      Like of the games you mention
      >FF7 Rebirth
      I really enjoyed the 1st part but a lot didn't. Adding open world to it doesn't sound like a done deal.
      >Dragon's Dogma 2
      First was a meh game. Largely propped up by pedophiles.
      >Rise of the Ronin
      Nioh is def my favorite soulslike but Wo Long was hot casual shit. No reason to believe RotR won't be the same.
      >Black Myth Wukong
      Unproved chink vaporware
      >Visions of Mana
      All "of Mana" games are shit.
      >Monster Hunter Wilds
      It's 2024 release.. with details coming 2024 summer so it's prob a late '25 release at that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And here's the goyslopper

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you can't afford games thirdie doesn't mean 2023 wasn't good.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            2023 was good but your taste in games is certified dogshit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive pulled about 40 female mage pawns in the last 2 weeks and maybe 3 or 4 were "e-girl". Everything is fatty normoid coom elves.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sydnee is cute

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellblade 2
    Star Wars Outlaws
    Assassin Creed Codename RED

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFVII Rebirth,
    Dragon's Dogma 2
    Unicorn Overlord
    Metaphor:ReFantazio
    Persona 3 remaster
    Hopefully the Suikoden remaster is good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hopefully the Suikoden remaster is good
      You haven't looked at the trailers i take it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based RPG Chad. Add Infinite Wealth, Paper Mario, and Trails into Reverie and this is my list. 2024 is stacked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Metaphor:ReFantazio
      >Persona 3 remaster
      go outside dude

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess. That's a man?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sydnee is a biological female.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good lord

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care, I've been playing the same games for years and when I finally get bored I'll just kill myself

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragons Dogma 2 might actually win goty on 2024 due to there being no real competition lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone with a worthwhile announcement that Geoff couldn’t buy just does it on their own terms now. I dunno why people watch this garbage anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More likely to go to Wukong honestly. It might win best action-adventure though.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DD2, FF7 Rebirth, Rise of Ronin.....altho two of those are Sony exclusives....damn what the frick else is coming out?

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2024 Looking just as good as this year.

    Dragons Dogma 2
    EDF6
    New JSR
    P3R
    Metaphor
    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero
    Shinobi
    Rise of the Ronin
    Visions of Mana

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the full body shot of her in that dress during the awards, legs were hot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >has the souls of two trapped infants bound to her kneecaps

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers mate, you got any other pics of her at the awards, she needs to host it every year next.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      her legs are always her best feature. every year her dress looks stupid but her legs look good

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speak for yourself. 2024 is my backlog year. Was planning on it for awhile ,but these awards just confirmed it.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW TOTS

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2024 is definitively looking like a lull; a drought if you will, until the Switch 2 comes back in full force near the end of it.

    What will you guys be playing in the meantime? We're not getting anything new after all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm finishing up Resident Evil 8. Only ever played 4 and 7 so I'm eager to dive into the series (I know, I'm moronic). Also really enjoying Forza Motorsport

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone knows when GTA6 is dropping
      >devs and pubs having to either cram everything into 2024 or forecast it passed 2026 to prevent themselves from getting mogged in the sales charts
      Its going to be a stacked year if you can manage to live that long.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could genuinely all on my own make games that would put the will to live back into you, Ganker
    I have most of the skills and tools I need already
    But I'm too damn tired
    Want to give me enough money to live out the rest of my days without having to go to work, purely on trust, and then I'll pay you back by making good games for free?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s your big idea friend?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >idea (singular)
        I've been thinking of game ideas nonstop since I was 7 anon
        My childhood game I wanted to make was a cat game but it was better than Stray because they were stuffed toy cats not real cats, and also superheroes
        In fact, actually, that should still be the one I start with, not any of my other genre-combining autistic detail of multiple lore traditions stuff.
        Just superhero cats. And the level design is like Frogger 2 with some influences from Sonic 3 because those were almost the only games I had any access to at the time.
        Imagine how good that game will be if I ever make it. It's literally about my favorite toys and I drew the different areas of the different levels over a large part of my childhood and still have the binder with all of them packed away somewhere.
        Most of Ganker has never even seen sovl like that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          <3

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, I love it. Consider yourself funded.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Great now where do I go to collect my lifetime neetbux

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just close your eyes and suck it out if this hose.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >backlog year
    >get tired and just play pixelshit the whole year instead

    I can see the future

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rivals 2 is enough to keep me going. Everything else between that is just a bonus.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so many shitters in video games hobby. tons of great games are released all the time you just are a depressed shitter venting your sad pathetic whinings on the internet

    my backlog is so fricking long I will die before I play all these games. find a hobby you enjoy and stop chasing fomo like a hipster homosexual

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a backlog of nugames you’re a moron and a homosexual.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clearing the schedule to fully immerse yourself in Trump's reelection and becoming only the second president ever to serve two nonconsecutive terms

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Saves 2024

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DD2
    >Metaphor Refantazio
    Already good enough for 2024, also fingers crossed that Chink souls will be good.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only game I liked in 2023 was Armored Core 6
    2024 has DD2, Relink, Space Marine 2, and Fantazio or whatever.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tekken 8, Persona 3 or Yakuza
    >FF7R and Rise of the Ronin
    >Monkey game in August
    I think thats what I'll play next year

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox bros with hellblade 2 and avowed coming out surely we’ll get nominated for game of the year right?

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma 2 will carry the year, Helldivers 2 also looks like it may be good despite nobody talking about it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They changed Helldivers from a top down twin stick shooter into a generic third person shooter, so it changed from an instant buy to wait for release and gameplay videos before deciding if I want to buy it or not.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Antonblast
    >Nine Sols
    >Mewgenics
    >Elden Bling DLC
    Don't need anything else. You homosexuals can enjoy your drought.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Team Ninja kino is dropping in March though

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is an allegory for western hegemony
    you WILL return to monke in 2024

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pete Hines is starring in a new game? Is that why he departed Bethesda?

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aris appears out of nowhere

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do every single one of you play 30+ games a year? every fricking year can't be stacked you fricking homosexual.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tekken 8
    >Dragons Dogma 2
    >Persona 3 Reload
    >Sega bringing Jet Set Radio and Crazy Taxi Back

    I think we'll be fine anon. How about you play some of your backlog? I'm pretty sure you have games to play.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the time where women had veganas.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024 is fricked
    Speak for yourself, I'm having fun next year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SM2 getting pushed back that far
      Had to be a good reason to delay it that far. That game should've been out by now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All slop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything you like is worse.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely fuming.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have some hope in S.T.A.L.K.O.R. 2

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish she showed her armpits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really really like women

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ears like a nip or chimp

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Rebirth, Yakuza Infinite Wealth, Dragon's Dogma 2, Elden Ring DLC

    These are all must plays unless you're moronic.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    indies are the future
    stop buying goyim slop

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2024 has potential kamige with Dogma 2 and new SaGa.
    Itsuno and Kawazu are top-tier directors

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Infinite Wealth in January
    >FF7 Rebirth in February
    >Dogma 2 in March
    Nah 2024 is great already
    >Wukong August
    >Space Marine 2 September

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to blow my load on her if you catch my sexually charged innuendo.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you like her song?

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie I'm getting a NEW Seiken Densetsu game (that's not a remake or remaster) after god knows how many years and Dragon's Dogma 2, that's already more games I care about than whatever came out in 2023

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