So /vp/ which one is worse?
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So /vp/ which one is worse?
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>Which one is worse?
The answer is always samurott.
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Did.. did you just say..
FPBP
All three are bad but Oshawott deserved better than that shit
>Samurott le bad
Its based on an Iai-goshi stance you morons
The samurai isn't what's wrong with it, you dumb homosexual.
Your right, the only thing wrong it is that /vp/ likes to come up with problems that don't apply to it 🙂
it shouldn't be hard to understand how an otter turning into whatever that thing is makes no sense and looks ugly as frick
yeah man an otter should never turn into an otter
if you think samurott resembles an otter in any way you need glasses
But it does, even Bulbapedia says it has features resembling those from otters. I agree(?) that they should have made something more similar to the first two forms instead of some otter hybrid, but it is what it is.
>even Bulbapedia
Funny wording aside, I trust it more than random anons here. What else would you propose? In no universe does Samurott look like a sea lion.
imagine having to trust other people's eyes to tell what something looks like
Nta, but even if you don't think has anything to do with otters, being a creature with otter element is objective straight from the designers. "Its no longer an otter" is headcanon
>this brainlet had to go get an interview to conclude that the design comes from the designers
Hisuian Samurott fixed Samurott
This 100% unironically
But you'd never think of a sea lion either
because it's not a sea lion either it's a shitty design
>Pokemon need to look like one animal
What "animal" are these creatures supposed to be?
Nidos obviously.
>shot tail instead of long tail
>long snout
It looks much more like a sea lion than any otter, and the designer (who designed samurott first) was directly inspired by sea lions. Please stop posting your headcanon, I'm tired of seeing it and I don't feel like opening MS paint to put a seashell helmet on a sealion and a giant otter to make it even more obvious for all the anons with eyes. It'd be way easier to argue that the only aspects samurott takes from sea otters are the English name and the fact that it carries shells.
if you think samurott resembles a sea lion in any way you need glasses
>the only aspects samurott takes from sea otters are the English name and the fact that it carries shells.
Except it literally has fricking legs which doesn't apply to Sea lions and their bodies are nothing alike when they stand above the ground.
>Designers admit they're going to make a otter hybrid
>Headcanon
Are you moronic?
Samurott is just FTM Primarina
I blame the Buizel line. They likely thought Floatzel was underwhelming and decided they shouldn't go with a bigger otter again.
it's called pocket monsters
mustelids are by definition low to the ground
this is all cope, if you saw a pic of samurott without knowing anything about it you'd never think of an otter
you'd never think of a chick when looking at blaziken, or a rodent when looking at nidoking or nidoqueen.
blaziken is 100% chicken
just because you are moronic doesn't mean everyone else is
you're gonna od on copium samurottgay
by your logic blaziken is awful and we all know he's badass
>we
keep that to yourself
>he judges the quality of a pokemon design on the previous forms
lmao too autistic for me
Rent free
obsessed
>Samegayging yourself
Get a life dude
>Accusing other or samegayging without a single proof
How is going with the asylum?
>Samurottgay is a schizo
Somehow i'm not surprised
Inteleon by far. the duck actually looks cool, it's the stupid movement they decided to animate him doing as he walks that ruins him. But Inteleon can't even be salvaged by a redesign, the entire thing should be scrapped.
/vp/ truly is the board that most runs memes into the ground but considering autists love repetition and pokemon attracts autists this isn't very surprising.
I love trannies so much bros
Inteleon
>Generic water type
>Spy theme that only revolve about shooting
>Weird body that makes it ugly and not cool
I'm biased because I love Quaquaval.
samurott
They're both fricking awful but Gay Duck is so much worse
yeah problem is he's a homosexual, if he was one of the good gays (read: bara) then he'd be cool but he had to grow up into a gay.
That's an awful example.
that's the best example, you're just a homosexual who can't admit when they see an attractive mon.
>attractive
lmao ok
you know you love it
gay coping by projecting: a tale as old as time
Inteleon is supposed to be cool but is an ugly goofy looking abomination. Quaquaval is openly silly and flamboyant.
Inteleon is far, far worse.
Both are equally horseshit
Both are great
water starters have had it bad for a while now, haven't they? shame.
What kind of kid has the gay duck as his favorite? Even with pokemon I personally hate like incelion, at least I can see it appealing to someone, anyone
BUT THIS?!!? Who actually likes the duck (other than maybe some they-them twitter gay)
i like the first one, i don't like the evolutions tho. the little duck's just a gay theater kid but the fully evolved one's trying too hard to be a gay lopunny or something and it's weird.
first form is cute, which i can imagine being a bad thing
Imagine being a 7 year old and you got pokemon for christmas and you choose the duck as your starter lmao
>japanese girls are in love with both
So that's why they make you seethe?
Ah yes, Japanese girls. The bulk of the playerbase.
I hate Inceleon so fricking much
>Off model
Fricking kek, she's so fricking ugly
>she
she looks like she fricks human men
gay duck
Inteleon is way better than Sobble at least
gay duck line is horrid from start to finish
Inteleon is cool
Inteleon at least has a cool concept and finger guns. Gonna have to vote duck as worse.
>Cool concept
>That it barely makes use of
That's the sign of a bad design anon
Quaquaval indirectly gives me more tsareena art which make Inteleon worse
I never got the hate for either of these other than 'muh humanshape'
It's helps when you realize a lot of people don't form their own opinions.
It's the homosexual human shape. Very embarrassing starter evolutions.
How is it "homosexual" without sounding like you have brainrot?
If you have to ask chances are you're a homosexual yourself.
>No argument
>Name calling
Yup you have brainrot
Leave the closet, bro.
>No argument
>Deflecting
lol
It's okay to be gay, bro.
>It's okay to be gay
You're the proof that proves otherwise
Uh deflecting much?
Uh projecting much?
No, I'm not an Inteleon fan.
You must be 18 to post here
>Why yes i think the spaghetti anatomy is a human anatomy
Actual schizo lmao
>Reed Richards isn't human shaped anymore
Does Susan Storm know that
The last time i checked Reed Richards wasn't shaped like an anorexic stickman
Are you admitting Inteleon is shaped like a man?
Are you admitting to be a moron? Because people aren't shaped like stickmans
Stickmen are shaped like people. That's why they're called stickMEN. Thanks for playing.
>Stickmen are shaped like people.
No they're stickmans not people
Take the L, esl gaybro.
>So obsessed with gays that he can't stop talking about them
Just say you wan't my dick bro
Sir this is a thread about gaymon
gaymon that I WOULD top.
Must be why you're here lol
Are you admitting they're gay? Good game.
>Are you admitting they're [Schizo headcanon]
Please stop talking about your fetishes nobody cares about them
>regequits
lol
>Run out of arguments when called out
lol
You undermined your own arguments, gaybro.
>You're [Schizo babbling]
What did moronfrick meant with this?
Inteleon is a gay human figure by your own admission.
>a gay human figure
But enough about you
>he said after posting a projector as an argument
Gaybro...
>he said after posting a projector
Yes because you are
I'm not the one defending the gay human figure pokemon.
>Gay gay gay gay gay gay
Actual brainrot
>having a meltdown because of the word gay
Gaybro you're so gay holy shit
>having a meltdown
You're taking issue with the fact that Inteleon is a homosexual humanoid not me.
>You're taking issue with the fact that Inteleon is a [HEADCANON]
Sure kiddo sure
You called it a stickman yourself, are you backpedaling?
>stickman
So not human? got it glad we agree
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stick_figure
>Stickman is not a human
Perfect we agreed inteleon doesn't look like a person
>is not a human
>doesn't look like a person
Kek the cognitive dissonance
>is not a human
>doesn't look like a person
Perfectly described inteleon glad you make up your mind
>mechanically in denial
You fricked up let go
>in denial
i don't need to be in denial to be right
>Irreparably broken by a wikpedia article
>Irreparably broken by homosexuals and skinny lizards
Give up, gaybro. You failed.
>No! I won't post any proof to prove my incorrect argument!!
Alright then inteleon has no job
>doesn't know his favorite pokemon's job
Do you even like him or just want to frick him?
>pokemon's job
What job? Shooting water? All water typed can do that
Gaybro this damage control is kinda embarrassing.
If you don't show me inteleon actually doing his so called job i'll just assume you're talking crazy gaydude
You'll assume that anyway because you have nothing else to resort to.
So you're not going to post a single image to back up your own statement? That's kinda cringe dude
Nice try but you won't trick me into saving your gaymon pics
>Not a single proof has been posted to proves his schizo talking
Kind of a lame win tbh
>that hurt ego
Sorry I gave you this reality check gaybro but you needed it.
The one thing i need a proof but looks like you don't have any
>I don't any arguments left so i'll resort in namecalling!!
Kind of a pity win for me tbdesu
>double reply
>exclamation marks
Kek fuming
>double reply
Actual schizo
>exclamation marks
And?
Trolling is against the rules
it looks so fricking moronic Fricking Kek
>falseflagging on cooldown
I know I told you to leave the closet but have some shame, dude.
>falseflagging
But enough about you
>trying the screenshot
Not only a gay but a newbie as well lol
>Is an actual schizo who thinks everyone is the same person
I discovered a new kind of autism
>the cope
Stop embarrassing yourself, gaybro. I'm almost feeling sorry for you.
>the cope
What cope? i'm saying the truth lol
The last time you said the truth was when you admitted Inteleon is a gay human figure.
>A lie is the truth
Too late to backpedal
>A lie is a truth
Whatever makes you feel better homo
Kek follow your own advice
You need it WAYYY more than i do
Whatever helps you sleep tonight, gaybro.
Sure anon suuuuuuure
Sleep tight, gaybro.
I think
might be a better suited place for you
You must think a lot about that board.
I'm not the one who keeps talking about gays though
You are.
I'm not the underage who keeps saying "Gaybro" 😉
No, you're the one having a meltdown because of it.
Sure anon suuure your "Gaybros" will help you on that board
It's your home board not mine, gaybro.
You're the one who can't stop talking about your "Gaybros" lol
If you don't want me to talk to you why are you replying, gaybro?
The only homosexual who can't stop talking about homosexuals is you anon sorry the truth hurts
I'm only talking about homosexuals because you're here being one.
>you're here being one.
You're the one who keeps talking about his lovely "Gaybros" not me 😉
There's just you here being a gaybro, gaybro.
>gaybro
Stop sharing your fetishes dude
You're even winking at me, gaybro.
How can someone wink through text?
Lmao you're such a homosexual
>Doesn't answer my question
>Insults instead
Yikes
>Yikes
gay
So are you not going to tell me how i'm winking through text? you're going to insult me instead? yikes
What happened to your homosexual wink emoticons, gaybro?
>What happened to your homosexual wink
You're right here anon
>that non answer
Lmao got too self-conscious homosexual?
>that non answer
That's enough of an answer homosexual
Yeah enough to know you're a dick sucker
>you're a dick sucker
Says the one who can't stop talking about his "Gaybros" lol
No wink?
>No wink?
Ask to your "gaybros" for one lol
I'm doing it right now.
I highly doubt about it
Weird, I just asked you.
I'm not in your "Gaybros harem" you should ask them instead
>Gaybros harem
Wow dude don't share your homosexual fetishes with us.
>Constantly thinks and talks about gays
>"Wow dude don't share your homosexual fetishes"
Pottery
No one linked the gay board or talked about gay harems here except you. Your posts just keep getting gayer and gayer.
>Talks about his gay bros
>I'M NOT GAY I SWEAR
Pottery
Gaybro you're the only gaybro here. You were even winking at me earlier. You're gay. Get over it.
>Gaybro you're the only gaybro
Gayest thing i've vever head
>i've vever head
You're losing it, gaybro.
Losing what homo?
>Gaybro
But enough about you
You're losing your mind. This isn't healthy behavior.
>You're losing your mind.
I'm not the one who keeps spamming "Gaybro" like a broken record anon
Did it hit too close to home?
Hit what? i just said you're a schizo who keeps repeating the same thing like a broken record lol
It must have struck a nerve for you to get this riled up.
>It must have struck
Damn you took all that time to come up with something this original?
Should I have posted a homosexual wink emoticon instead?
it would have been more original than the "Did i struck a nerve?" like some twitter chick lol
It would've been far gayer too.
It would have suited you perfectly then
But it was you who did it.
Being gay? nah that was you
No wink?
Do it yourself gay
Why? You were the one winking like a homosexual and linking gay boards.
You're the one who acts like a homosexual though
I'm not the one winking and linking gay boards that was you, gaybro.
You're the one who keeps talking about his "Gaybros" gay
You're the only gaybro here, there are no others.
IDK anon you talk too much about your "Gaybros" i think you miss them
>plural
Yes
Show me where I said gaybros.
Through the whole thread
Didn't think so, homosexual.
Yes, homo.
>Y-yes
lol
>Y-yes
Why are you stammering?
>no u
lmao
>Non answer
>no link
>No father
>no heterosexuality
>Not father AND no heterosexuallity
>no u again
L
That's the most homosexual thing i've ever seen you're Crazy for that anon
Go to sleep, gaybro. You're not well.
>Calls him a newbie
>When a newbie shouldn't know how to do that
You played yourself
>him
>newbies can't inspect element
Next level cope, gaybro.
>newbie
>Can't do the simplest shit
Yes dickhead
Anyone can do that lol. But only a newbie would try posting a screenshot
Underaged as frick.
>Grown ups get mad when someone calls their favorite pokemon gay
No self-awareness
>Admitting you're underage
Mods we got a little shit here
>This is a human shape according to low IQ morons
>I'm going to pretend I don't know what a humanoid form is because they called my favorite pokemon gay
Ah yes spaghetti noodles my favorite humanoid shape kek
I can't tell if she's trolling or mentally ill
if only inteleon actually looked like that
The twerking duck is more ridiculous than the twink chameleon but also more interesting so the latter.
There are no bad water starter evolutions.
Mods can you ban these two homos already?
MOD DO YOUR FRICKING JOB AND BAN THESE moronS ALREADY
Inteleon has a job too. Like a person.
Show me inteleon actually doing his job then
I don't save gaymon pics.
>I don't have any proofs
Alright then
>Double posting
Lmao he's furious
They're both so fricking terrible. As always I'll go with the gay duck because there's no audience for this thing. You'll never see some schizo on vp try and convince everyone that it totally doesn't look like a human. Like as much as I hate the anorexic yaoi lizard at least some mentally ill people seem to be into it.
Mods can you do your shitty job already and ban these two morons?
>thinks ban works
Yes ban these two underage morons for a whole fricking day
But what if they click that airplane icon on their phone screen?
Come on, guys. Everyone knows Swampert and Primarina are 100% worse than Samurott/Inteleon/Quaquaval.
Underage morons will disagree for the sake of being underage and morons
would inteleon be gayer is if he was based on a french or italian secret agent instead of british?
200% gayer
I wanna be just like Midna01.
Quaquaval is almost as gay as gaybro.
Which Pokemon starter would be ideal for me?
>I hate Fairy type
>I hate Primarina
>starter that no one uses in competitive
>starter that is effective against the fairy type
>fairy type resistant starter
>starter that almost no one uses in the adventure
Agree these two morons fighting are pretty cringe and sad to look at