You didn't even need the demo to know that, honestly. You could determine it just by seeing the trailer. >1% of the people shilling it here played the demo
That percentage is too high.
what the frick are you talking about? I'm not telling you what to think, I'm telling you it's ok if you like something I think is jank instead of getting mad that you like a game that I don't. stupid homosexual
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You haven't played it, yet you are telling me it is "jank"?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
why should I entertain your fanfiction about my lived experience exactly?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
see
>everyone who played the demo already knew that
and that's why nobody here knows, because they didn't play it.
nothing wrong with enjoying some jank every now and then. people who act like you can only like and play perfect games are massive homos
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
that's not an answer anon
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no one has played it! >I have and I'll play the full game >it's jank!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>most of Ganker hasn't played it, they're just using the game as an outrage springboard - the least controversial statement one could make on Ganker >(you):I played and liked the game >me: ok, I thought the demo was bad but you do you
and then you had a melty over your headcanon not being correct.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Most of Ganker hasn't played a game that hasn't come out. Insightful.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>resorting to minor nitpicking
I meant the demo obviously, but you're more concerned with getting meaningless gochas on Ganker instead of actually discussing anything.
garbage worthless board that can only circlejerk over trash that feeds into their braindead political narrative. can't actually talk about videogames. Nobody makes threads about videogames.
Everyone who played the demo already knew that, which is probably 1% of the people shilling it here at most.
[...]
https://i.imgur.com/D22gmw3.png
so all that amount of shilling for just this a midslop that will be forgotten in a week
>Demo comes out >It's good >People talk about buying it
>GARBAGE WORTHLESS BOARD CAN ONLY CIRCLEJERK OVER TRASH THAT FEEDS INTO THEIR BRAINDEAD POLITICAL NARRATIVE! NO ONE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES!!! (Video games are things that support !!!!MY!!!! braindead political narrative)
Tell me sister, just how angry are you when you made this thread? Like are you on the verge of shitting blood and pissing?
Game looks great, some resetera gays review bombing it haven't changed shit, looking forward to playing it while you make this thread another 10 times.
I have and they're full of shit. There are just as many seething roasties in Korea impotently tearing down on the game as there are English spekaing ones
Notice how, of all the reviews, literally no one mentioned this imaginary "input lag" which exists entirely on Ganker? Yeah, that's what I thought. Even the actual trannies trying to tear down on the game aren't as mentally unwell as you are to hallucinate shit that isn't an issue. Take your meds, schizo.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I have and they're full of shit.
Smells like cope.
>input delay
It's called start up you moron. Just like in Sekiro. Stellar blade is even pretty generous with perfect parry timings and even more if you equip the right items. That was in the demo but then again every goddamn guy complaining about the gameplay has not played the demo.
When will you learn?
>See these guys intentionally doing a shitty job to tear down on a game they didn't play? >You're just as bad because you call them morons :^)
No I'm prettty sure they're way, way worse than me noticing they're intentionally doing their job shittily
see this isn't my job
it is your job
if I did my job as badly as this guy did his job, I'd be fired, because I work in a real job. You work running damage control for people who barely have a job and likely won't have a job by next year at all.
THIS GAME WOULD BE SO HECKIn' FINE IF NOT FOR THE """""CONTROVERSY"""" (The controversy is that women exist and I am not one)
[...]
Wow you're so heckin' right Sis! Look how stupid this "victim mentality" (by the way, they are actually targeting this game by their own admission, but if I gaslight it's not happening then maybe no one will notice) is when they give a 9/10 game tons of 7/10 reviews that are basicaly "The game is great but I hate women so it's a 7/10"
Literally
I could fill this thread with 7/10 reviews that are "I hate sexy women so fricking much"
But the game isn't a victim to trannies with political axes to grind. Nope. You're really, just the same! Yeah! ""coomers"" (people who play games and buy them) are really just as bad as professionals intentionally doing their job badly to get at a game they hate.
Just the same
You're not a massive fricking moron who should take a shotgun mouthwash at all!
Hmmmmmm
actually causes it to reach 80. like full-on lmao. the leftoid hatred of the human body is that fricking ntense.
See [...]
see
>See these guys intentionally doing a shitty job to tear down on a game they didn't play? >You're just as bad because you call them morons :^)
No I'm prettty sure they're way, way worse than me noticing they're intentionally doing their job shittily
see this isn't my job
it is your job
if I did my job as badly as this guy did his job, I'd be fired, because I work in a real job. You work running damage control for people who barely have a job and likely won't have a job by next year at all.
> can't actually talk about videogames. >stellar blade isn't a video game
Oh but Metacritic score circlejerking is?
How do we start a fund to kill subhumans like you? I'm serious. 2016 tourists have fricked this board because they think everything except video games are video game related. Stellar blade belongs on Ganker way more than you do, blow your head off.
>How do we start a fund to kill subhumans like you?
lol why do you limp-wristed b***h-ass homosexuals on this board/site always larp like this? You know your pussy-asses can't nor will ever do shit. It makes me cringe when you all talk about le killing or hurting anyone when you gays can't even make eye-contact with the cashier at your local grocery-store.
Predictable. Now I can't help but doubt if any negative review has genuine criticism or it's just another far-leftoid that's mad that Eve appeals to the straight male gaze. And it still has a score of 82 despite reviews like this giving it a bad score for dumb culture war reasons.
Is this not an extremely reasonable point of view - if the game portrays her as a serious character, is she not undermined by being nothing more than a sex object?
Anyway, don't really care - asiatics don't make games worth playing
I genuinely don't get it. Liberals 20 years ago were advocating for women to be able to be naked in stuff and show their bodies and even for things like hot coffee mod to be allowed as conservatives b***hed about it because of the nudity.
How the frick have things flipped 180??? Conservatives are now advocating for women to be hot and more lewd while liberals are becoming more and more puritanical.
>Liberals 20 years ago were advocating for women to be able to be naked in stuff and show their bodies
They still are. Sex positive, OF and sex workers are good, body shaming is bad. But not in video games or movies.
>Conservatives are now advocating for women to be hot and more lewd
Since when is that ever a thing when states like Louisiana banned porn sites without state ID verification?
>Since when is that ever a thing when states like Louisiana banned porn sites without state ID verification?
Now. It's that right now. The liberals of 20 year ago are the conservatives of today, if you believe the same thing as someone who voted for Obama in 2008 you are a nazi right wing chud. You act as if the time pre2016 is comparable to the time post 2016.
Nothing about Hogwarts or Stellar Blade's marketing was based around "outrage", and Hogwarts sold huge based on being an open world Harry Potter game, one of the biggest IPs in the world.
PlayStation and Nintendo get bonuses, not taxes. In their case, you always need to be sure to deduct from their actual score rather than add to them to get a more accurate telling of how the game is. So if a game scores an 8 on PlayStation or Nintendo, it's probably closer to a 7 (or maybe a 7.5) most of the time. >What about Xbox
Nobody cares about Xbox. They really would be better off going 3rd party at this point.
The demo with that awful input delay makes this an unplayable game to me. Game feel is everything in a character action game and this one's feel is "mud".
There is actually more outrage and "seething" on Ganker from Stellar Blade failing to meet expectations set here than Starfield getting a 7 on IGN. It's incredible.
There is actually more outrage and "seething" on Ganker from Stellar Blade failing to meet expectations set here than Starfield getting a 7 on IGN. It's incredible.
>Meanwhile one of the "Reviews" of the game
AAIIEEEE A WOMAN, A HECKIN GYNOID WITH 20 POUNDS OF ASS AND PUSSY I'M BEING RAPED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 8/10 YOU SHITLORD THIS IS CLEARLY A 7/10 IT MAKES ME FEEL UNSAFE!
OH MY GOD SISTERS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GAME IS AN 8/10 I'M BEING VICTIMIZED!!! IT NEEDS TO BE AT MOST A 7/10 BECAUSE OF THE SEXUALIZATION!!! (the 'game' part of the video game is good btw but who gives a frick) TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!
That really triggered you, coomer moron. You see how fricking stupid you come off with this victim mentality, right? You're the same as the alphabet mafia. Shriek.
THIS GAME WOULD BE SO HECKIn' FINE IF NOT FOR THE """""CONTROVERSY"""" (The controversy is that women exist and I am not one)
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
Wow you're so heckin' right Sis! Look how stupid this "victim mentality" (by the way, they are actually targeting this game by their own admission, but if I gaslight it's not happening then maybe no one will notice) is when they give a 9/10 game tons of 7/10 reviews that are basicaly "The game is great but I hate women so it's a 7/10"
Literally
I could fill this thread with 7/10 reviews that are "I hate sexy women so fricking much"
But the game isn't a victim to trannies with political axes to grind. Nope. You're really, just the same! Yeah! ""coomers"" (people who play games and buy them) are really just as bad as professionals intentionally doing their job badly to get at a game they hate.
Just the same
You're not a massive fricking moron who should take a shotgun mouthwash at all!
>See these guys intentionally doing a shitty job to tear down on a game they didn't play? >You're just as bad because you call them morons :^)
No I'm prettty sure they're way, way worse than me noticing they're intentionally doing their job shittily
see this isn't my job
it is your job
if I did my job as badly as this guy did his job, I'd be fired, because I work in a real job. You work running damage control for people who barely have a job and likely won't have a job by next year at all.
See what? Some shithead blow a troon gasket in his dilator because people don't buy Game reviewers shit? Thanks for reminding us that people in this thread are morons.
You should also see that post, coomer. This victim mentality of yours is not a good look.
kek i'll fricking lmao so hard if this shit [...]
[...]
[...]
actually causes it to reach 80. like full-on lmao. the leftoid hatred of the human body is that fricking ntense.
[...]
see [...]
yeah [...] is pretty embarrassing. I wonder if he'll die by rope or shotgun when this game does good?
>COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >Scream everyone else is flipping out
Why are you flipping out though?
>You can't be in more than one thread!!!!
Kek fricking moron, it's not my fault you decided to spam this thread 40 fricking times instead of just having one thread, you schizo. You'll blow your head off and they'll use your real name on your tombstone.
>9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5
That's pathetic, even that dogshit princess peach game did 20k before launch. and that flopped hard.
>physical sales through amazon
Those are pre-orders you fricking idiot, the game isn't out yet. Princess peach did 20k before launching and that turd was a bomb. You shouldn't call anyone else a brainlet when you're this stupid.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Those are pre-orders you fricking idiot,
Those are physical sales through amazon you coping b***h LOL
https://www.amazon.com/Stellar-Blade-PlayStation-5/dp/B0CTVK7GBM
Also it's up to 10K now, the 6K was from like two hours ago. it's literally growing exponentially and all you can do is shit yourself, mewl, cry, and scream "S-STOP THE COUNT!" >Princess peach did 20k before launching and that turd was a bomb. >physical
lmao
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Pre-order Price Guarantee >pre-order now
Nice job you fricking dumbass > two hours ago
You mean weeks ago?
I like how you missed the #1 Best seller part because it conflicts with your narrative that it's "flopping". It's literally outselling everything else on the PS5 right now.
>I like how you missed the #1 Best seller part
It was literally referenced, word for word. Can you not read ESL bro?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>It was literally referenced, word for word.
yeah and you said "THAT DOESN'T COUNT" because it destroys your low-IQ narrative LMAO
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you ignored x >no it wasn't >YEAH BUT-
Concession accepted.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you ignored x >no it wasn't
You DId ignore it though, look:
>9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5
That's pathetic, even that dogshit princess peach game did 20k before launch. and that flopped hard.
>9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5 >That's pathetic,
lmao, you didn't even acknowledge it because it makes you look that moronic. I'm sorry your parents were related and your father raped you as a kid to become so seethingly autistic and stupid.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you ignored it by acknowledging it
ESL sister...
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You didn't acknowledge it though. Like, you didn't even mention that this means it's not a flop, you just didn't say anything about it.
The absolute state of this board holy shit.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You didn't acknowledge it though
Did you ignore the fricking green text where it says it's the best seller on PS5 right now? Do you not know what it means to "ignore" or what "acknowledge" even means?
How brown are you? Be honest.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Did you ignore the fricking green text where it says it's the best seller on PS5 right now?
I didn't ignore it, I'm saying you didn't acknowledge it
ESL dumbass.
Of course now that I caught you in this lie, you still don't address it. You'll talk around it, but never mention what this means because it means you'll have to acknowledge the game is doing well for itself.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Did you ignore the fricking green text where it says it's the best seller on PS5 right now?
I didn't ignore it, I'm saying you didn't acknowledge it
ESL dumbass.
Of course now that I caught you in this lie, you still don't address it. You'll talk around it, but never mention what this means because it means you'll have to acknowledge the game is doing well for itself.
>I'm saying you didn't acknowledge it
- to accept or admit the existence or truth of:
If the post references it directly, which you said it did earlier, that means it was acknowledged. An ESL should never call anyone else an ESL.
have a nice day immediately, Hispanic.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>If the post references it directly, which you said it did earlier, that means it was acknowledged. An ESL should never call anyone else an ESL.
But you DIDN'T, you didn't even talk about it. You quoted it, and then ignored it. That's not 'acknowledge', ESL moron.
Why does your kind eat cow shit straight off the same street you shit on? Answer, Pajeet.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>But you DIDN'T
I literally said, word for word, "9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5" stating that it both sold 9k and is the current best seller on ps5. Holy frick please tell me this is bait. You can't actually be this dumb.
Just because a game is selling well, doesn't mean it's good. This should be basic common sense. COD sells well each year and so does all those shit sports games like FIFA or whatever.
>Just because a game is selling well, doesn't mean it's good.
Oh cool so now we can admit Spiderman, TLOU, all these games aren't good? Awesome.
You are literally moronic, lmao holy shit you don't know that the archive literally snapshots the page when the request is made and keeps a record of what it looked like at that point in time.
You are coping really hard right now.
>YOU'RE moronic
Gaslight all you want, here is the actual screenshot from the archive from this afternoon when I first posted it:
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/NOOOOOOOO.png/ >Wed 24 Apr 2024 13:01:02
You can lie, you can doctor, you can seethe, you can never delete that screencap I posted and it will haunt your nightmares until the day you pull the trigger.
Your image shows that it was at 9k at 13:00, which is six hours ago. You said it was 6k two hours ago. You dumb Black person. Did you get dropped as a baby?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I was a straight A student and your mother huffed turpentine and bleach in an attempt to abort the autistic shitstain that turned into you. It's genuinely not my fault that you are a moron who can't use an archive.
Gaslight some more, I'm sure the other mentally ill troon will agree with you.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Holy cope, you didn't even deny it because you finally saw where you fricked up. lmao the absolute state of (you).
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Holy cope, you didn't even deny it >deny it
I already corrected you once with the archive link, it's not my job to babysit morons. I hope your nurse puts a pillow over your head. The absolute state of (troons).
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>le archive
You destroyed your own argument after doing that and you're too stupid to have noticed it, holy frick this is comedy gold. You can't tell the difference between 2 hours and 7 hours and think 6000 and 9000 are the same figure. Lmao this is fricking amazing.
It probably will if you take everything that came out so far this year. It will at least get a nomination, what's your cope going to be? "But I paid reviewers to seethe about real women! how dare they let this game get a nomination!?"
>media creates problem (ack, sexualization, hard R!) >constancy firms offer solution to problem (well if you had hired US this wouldn't have happened...) >media and constancy firms are in obvious collusion given the coverage of SBI Detected
It's such an obvious protection racket
>Have meltdown about Stellar blade >A-actually you're having a meltdown!
projecting
>Pre-order Price Guarantee >pre-order now
Nice job you fricking dumbass > two hours ago
You mean weeks ago?
Who are you trying to fool?
> two hours ago >You mean weeks ago?
It's updated in real time illiterate jackass LMAO, you're so fricking stupid you don't realize those are real sales.
>It's updated in real time illiterate jackass LMAO
It was 6k two weeks ago and 8k two days ago, you moron. You know the archive exists and we have snapshots of this stuff, right?
Is "Victim mentality" the new troon cope for why all of their game journos couldn't find a single solitary gameplay thing that was wrong with the video game? LMAO
>THEY'RE OPPRESSING US >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! >STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS!
You are literally another letter in the alphabet mafia, lmfao.
>(You), coomer. You're marginalized group. The whole world hates you! Fight for your rights! Fight for your 10/10!
I'm just convinced I'm dealing with the legit mentally ill. Like someone typed this out and said to themselves "Haha yes, That gottem, I can totally go back to gaming circlejerk and not hang my head in shame"
You cannot be convinced of anything, being as deluded and devoid of self-awareness that you are. You are literally pretending to be a margianlized group, shrieking about the injustice of it all. Absolutely hilarious. All that time spent shrieking about trannies doing the exact same obnoxious fricking shit 24/7, and you're here doing it yourself with a coomer twist. LOL
They are mentally ill. This is who you're replying to
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think you're the one who is brain damaged if you can't understand what satire and mocking is.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I-It's satire! I'm not moronic!
What's satirical is that you're being serious lmao
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You try calling other people stupid when you think people can take snapshots of the past from the present, all while claiming that other people don't know how archives work. Your self awareness is 0.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
any more projection you'd like to cope with because you literally just described yourself along with another autistic meltdown.
Why are troons so desperate? They're literally now trying to argue that physical evidence isn't real because that makes them look bad. Stellar blade is selling gangbusters and all you can do is shit yourself. End of story.
everyone here predicted it.
Everything is shit about the game except for the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, nothing good besides that.
Your best criticism is "It's a good game but it has sexy women and I CAN'T HAVE THAT"
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
are you moronic
reread this
>everyone here predicted it.
>Everything is shit about the game except for >the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, >nothing good besides that.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Go back you subhuman
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Another half assed deflection, and now he's screaming about trannies after getting BTFO. Pathetic.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bro why are oyu describing yourself again? You said >IT WAS ONLY 6K >No it was this >SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP
You lose, that simple. Now you're seething. Not big surprise.
are you moronic
reread this
>everyone here predicted it.
>Everything is shit about the game except for >the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, >nothing good besides that.
>everyone here predicted it.
That it would do great? Yeah. >Everything is shit about the game except for >the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, >nothing good besides that.
Again your best criticsm is "The game is good BUT THE BOOBIES!! NOOOOOOOO"
You're as autistic and stupid as the other guy. maybe even moreso.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You said IT WAS ONLY 6K
You said that schizo bro, not me. I think it's time you took your meds.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
moronic Black person saying the combat is the only good point is not singling out boobies, I didn't even mention it.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
It is a video game, we're laughing AT YOU because you continue to insist the video game portion of the game isn't what makes the video game good.
If it had bugs or shittons of errors in its writing or story, you'd have a point, but it doesn't. It's just the big boobs you hate.
Why is this guy having a meltdown ITT?
He's mad the game is doing well and is trying every trick to make you think it did bad. Earlier he was making walls of greentext screaming
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
we're actually watching him lose his fricking mind in real time.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm talking about you, anon. You're screaming at everyone and saying people said things no one said while screaming about being gaslit.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I'm talking about you, anon. You're screaming at everyone and saying people said things no one said while screaming about being gaslit.
No, you're talking about this guy
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
literally, that's the guy you're talking about. no one else was screaming about that until he showed up.
Look at him have a fricking melty kek
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Look at him have a fricking melty kek
Anon, you're the one everyone's pointing out with these posts. You're not self-aware.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
No I'm talking about you, lol. Keep up, anon. I even told you who I was looking at.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I'm talking about you
Oh, you mean this guy
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
You said "Why is this guy having a meltdown ITT?", well, he's having a meltdown. I've been extremely calm. Try not misquoting people in the future, it looks bad for your argument.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>oblivious, he continues his mental breakdown
kek
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wrong again bro, I said you. You are having a meltdown right now.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You are having a meltdown right now.
But I'm not having a meltdown, clearly you're incorrect or having a meltdown yourself. Why are you having one, becomes the question?
I will be sure to put in the newspaper that you weren't mad
>He thinks he writes a newspaper now
Damn bro, you're hallucinating all sorts of crazy shit
I just searched the thread for that and only found the greentext post saying that, can you link the one where he said it?
You expect the mentally ill to be capable of remembering past events from an hour ago?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>NO U
Lol.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just asking a question. No need to start projecting again with your melty. You said I'm having a meltdown but please, quote it. I can find a very obvious greentext meltdown from a deranged schizo, but curiously, not one from me. Why is that?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I will be sure to put in the newspaper that you weren't mad
>Flip out here [...] >Scream everyone else is flipping out
Why are you flipping out though?
and
>Have meltdown about Stellar blade >A-actually you're having a meltdown!
projecting
[...] > two hours ago >You mean weeks ago?
It's updated in real time illiterate jackass LMAO, you're so fricking stupid you don't realize those are real sales.
cease your schizo meltdown.
>It's updated in real time illiterate jackass LMAO
It was 6k two weeks ago and 8k two days ago, you moron. You know the archive exists and we have snapshots of this stuff, right?
>It was 6k two weeks ago and 8k two days ago, you moron.
I literally made that screenshot at noon today EST.
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/NOOOOOOOO.png/
It's gained 4K in less than four hours (in physical sales)
Who are you fooling telling such an obvious, moronic lie?
>THEY'RE OPPRESSING US >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! >STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS!
You are literally another letter in the alphabet mafia, lmfao.
and
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
You're exactly the same as the screeching trannies, the screeching Black folk, the screeching homosexuals. You're an oppressed, marginalized group and you won't stand for it. Coomer rights! Coomer lives matter! 10/10 not 8/10!
See what? Some schizo having a greentext meltdown?
Okay, what do you want me to see? That you're mentally unstable and need serious medication? I knew that. >You're exactly the same as the screeching trannies,
I'm pretty sure you're literally the only one screeching, like full-on all-caps greentext screeching. You just quoted two posts screeching in all caps green text because you're just that mad and seething just that hard.
>See what? Some schizo having a greentext meltdown?
Stop burying your head in the sand. You're here screeching hard about the game being review bombed because it's made for coomers, DEMANDING it be given a 10/10 as opposed to 8/10. If you do not see the parallels between the shrieking trannies, you're simply unintelligent. Once again, see these posts of mockery
>THEY'RE OPPRESSING US >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! >STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS!
You are literally another letter in the alphabet mafia, lmfao.
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
>YOU SEETHE THAT MUCH! >continues to quote his schizophrenic meltdown
holy lol
You cannot be convinced of anything, being as deluded and devoid of self-awareness that you are. You are literally pretending to be a margianlized group, shrieking about the injustice of it all. Absolutely hilarious. All that time spent shrieking about trannies doing the exact same obnoxious fricking shit 24/7, and you're here doing it yourself with a coomer twist. LOL
>You cannot be convinced of anything,
Says man (not woman) smashing greentext onto his keyboard like a sane individual
Take meds
>You are actually moronic, holy shit. This is pathetic. The voices in your head aren't real, I hope you know this one day.
My post is literally from this afternoon, it's timestamped in the archive as 13:00 EST.
Your archive happens when someone requests the archive to happen, which you probably did today when you were coping and seething.
You lose, fricking moron. You're so pathetic and stupid you don't even know how the archive works LMAO
You are literally moronic, lmao holy shit you don't know that the archive literally snapshots the page when the request is made and keeps a record of what it looked like at that point in time.
So, this is a game that has high-quality graphics and runs at 60fps without stutters, on a PS5, and doesn't need any of these disgusting image reconstruction techniques and fake frames that make everything become a ghost-filled mess.
What's these guys' big secret?
Oh, it's using an older engine and ignoring garbage like lighting simulation!
Who would have thought?
Fricking NVidia has ruined the industry for the next 15 years at least with the gimmicks it's pushing.
kek, the absolute state of seething troons on this board.
>le archive
You destroyed your own argument after doing that and you're too stupid to have noticed it, holy frick this is comedy gold. You can't tell the difference between 2 hours and 7 hours and think 6000 and 9000 are the same figure. Lmao this is fricking amazing.
You DESTROYED your own argument WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
Pretty sure all I destroyed was you. LOL
That's why you're making such moronic hyperbole that reads like one of your youtube heroes. This is amazing, I'm watching mental illness live, please continue.
Glad this ~~*controlled*~~ horny game is getting destroyed. The attempt to turn gamers into ZIonists (ala gamergate/breitbart) is so transparent and pathetic.
See? This is what seething and screaming looks like. Literally no one but you said this, when someone asked who you were quoting, you linked yourself
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
>THEY'RE OPPRESSING US >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! >STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! >COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS!
You are literally another letter in the alphabet mafia, lmfao.
>This is what seething and screaming looks like.
I am well aware of what this looks like. Your reaction images are very easy to spot, and they're all accompanied by severe mental illness. Fight on, warrior of coom. You are oppressed now, but soon no longer! Strive for 10/10, not 8/10!
>I am well aware of what this looks like.
Yeah it looks like you. Why did you flip out with walls of greentext if you're not "seething and screaming", you're actually screaming, full-tilt all-caps into your keyboard. Why? over a game you hate because it had a hot woman in it? sad, bruh
>Look at him have a fricking melty kek
Anon, you're the one everyone's pointing out with these posts. You're not self-aware.
>Anon, you're the one everyone's pointing out with these posts.
I didn't make those all-cap greentext posts. So clearly, I'm not the one seething and screaming.
The mental breakdown continues, o Warrior of Coom. Your motto is "10/10, not 8/10!" and you will not be oppressed by these journalists. Coomer lives matter.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>o Warrior of Coom.
Who talks like this? I'm serious, I didn't actually stop to think about it because I just assumed it was another spew of mental illness, but this is a new level of schizophrenia that I had no comprehended until this exact moment.
Are you dressed in a robe and wizards hat, trying not to break out into ye olde english as you project incessantly about your angry sperg rages?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>is entirely unable to detect mockery
ohnononono
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why would you mock yourself this way? I don't get it. You talking like a babbling baby or a celtic knight on drugs doesn't make the other person look moronic. You should get some self-esteem.
That's someone else entirely, coomcoom. Fight for coomer righters!
>coomcoom
Like this, what the frick is this supposed to mean? Do I need to be born in some ESL shithole where my family tree is a beanpole to think this is mockery of some sort?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I just searched the thread for that and only found the greentext post saying that, can you link the one where he said it?
It's honestly insane how defensive and rabid the fanboys of this game are. Like I've seen some pretty bad ones like Souls or Bethesda fanboys, but you guys so easily take the cake. And the game isn't even out yet... holy crap.
You say this but you've been b***hing about this game since January, maybe December if I really looked
it's already won GOTY in your head. You'll whine about it for ages.
Like the pencil dick for videogamer giving it a 60, WHILE SAYING the combat and music were fantastic. What more do you need in an action game/beat em up? Xir deducted solely for political reasons and has no business reviewing videogames. Who even reads this shit let alone takes it seriously enough to make decisions based off of it?
Ganker has degraded to the point that they now judge games only by two points >does it make my dick hard? >does it (presumably) own the woke?
The very core elements of vidya, like the gameplay or how well the game runs don't factor in at all to these brainless barely-sentient subhumans. Most of them don't even play games anymore. To them it's just coom material or an excuse to talk about politics.
Dipshit gets so upset, so offended and so angry that he doesn't even reply to anyone, just whines and moans that "REEEE THIS GAME HAS TO BE SHIT BECAUSE I SAID SO" and ignores literally every reviewer, critic, even resetera troon outright saying the game plays good.
You are, in fact, a schizophrenic lunatic who has invented a world in his head where this game is "bad" because you hate a butt. That simple. You haven't even talked about what you hate about the game because you're so shallow and stupid you haven't even played the free demo.
>input delay
It's called start up you moron. Just like in Sekiro. Stellar blade is even pretty generous with perfect parry timings and even more if you equip the right items. That was in the demo but then again every goddamn guy complaining about the gameplay has not played the demo.
When will you learn?
You immediately melted down with "Le coom knight coom god" greentext dipshit moronation when I tried to make it about the game and how it plays.
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS! >THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10 >COOMER RIGHTS! >COOMER RIGHTS!
It's so pathetic. The worse part is that you'll probably end up shooting yourself or roping because your way of thinking really isn't sane.
>even resetera troon outright saying the game plays good
You seem to know a lot about what resetera thinks. You must be spending a lot of time there. Maybe it's time for you to go back and stay there.
Resetera hates this game though, maybe you should go back with your kind who can't stop seething about it? You'd be way happier, being able to ban me because I burst your schizophrenic bubble.
Like every single fricking thing to the "people" on this site revolves around their sexual arousal. Nothing else but outraging about politics occupies these motherfrickers' minds. I didn't know not having sex/being able to attract a female could make dudes this pathetic.
Ganker has degraded to the point that they now judge games only by two points >does it make my dick hard? >does it (presumably) own the woke?
The very core elements of vidya, like the gameplay or how well the game runs don't factor in at all to these brainless barely-sentient subhumans. Most of them don't even play games anymore. To them it's just coom material or an excuse to talk about politics.
Why are you replying to yourself and why aren't you talking about the video game if you want to make it about the video game? You whinge that Ganker only talks about "coom material" but you literally, factually, never once ever talked about how the game plays or what you hate about it.
It's just screaming "AAAAAA COOMERS AAAAIIIEEEE SEXY WOMEN!! NOOOOO" Like the totally not-deranged totally normal Ganker user you are not.
remember, all the reviews that complain about sexualization? those are legit. all the ones that say the game is good? Reeee coomers should be an 8/10 o sir cooms a lot I'm a very sane person
Does anyone on Ganker even give the slightest shit about this game or are we all too busy calling literally everyone else in these threads a shill/SJW?
We were talking about it earlier, and there's another thread full of great discussion:
[...]
It's just every time we have a thread, the troons move in and whine because gaming has fallen so far that having a hot ass means that it's literally hitler and needs to be killed. Even the worst reviewer giving it the harshest review says it's a fun game to play and there's a free demo you can go play right now.
This game was only ever going to be used as shitpost political bait fuel. Did you not see this coming?
Guess it yourself
>Having hot girls is political bait fuel
No, no it's not.
Americans are a nation of lazy, subhuman troglodytes who would rather try to change human psyche and how our brains have been wired by millions of years of evolution rather than dropping the fork and losing weight.
We call that overweight and obese in the Netherlands. Why do people let themselves go like that, just gross, I understand if it was psychological or something deeper, but those people actively want it.
I wish nothing but pure suffering upon everyone who jumped onto the bandwagon of this game's discussion after the demo happened just to scream about asses & culture war.
Considering how well BG3 was received it is pretty clear that in America and its cultural colonies (Canada, Europe, Latin America, etc.) only sexual pandering towards women and gay people is allowed nowadays.
>it's short as frick for a $70 game
It does have multiple endings and a hard r mode that unlocks after beating the game so you're "supposed" to play through it at least twice.
>short for a $70 game
25 hours is short?
I consider MGR to be one of the best games ever and it was ~15 hours for a playthrough. Then again I think it was $50 on launch? $60 on consoles.
eh platinum games, and by extension character action titles in general always have short runtimes. the expectation being the first playthrough is to learn how to play, moving eventually into playing again on a higher difficulty with all the tools and skills acquired on the first.
I find it strange how discord trannies started raiding Ganker long after Ganker lost any influence on the internet.
I'll never understand the existence of the American "idealist", seems completely empty.
Truly an awful nation.
discord basically cannibalized long running threads, stuff like generals are worthless since everyone who wants to talk about the same thing for an extended amount of time just joins a discord.
They don't have any other place to go, every community they "won" on is objectively a shithole.
Think of it this way, do you want to spend your time on GSJ walking on eggshells around mods who will ban you for as much as saying they don't agree with them on something? Frick no. No one wants to LIVE in North Korea, they just want to watch it from the outside. So they come here and b***h about 'coomers'.
>Literally "Don't say you like this game or you're banned"
This is the same place raiders in this thread say is "just as bad" as Ganker.
I find it strange how discord trannies started raiding Ganker long after Ganker lost any influence on the internet.
I'll never understand the existence of the American "idealist", seems completely empty.
Truly an awful nation.
They don't have any other place to go, every community they "won" on is objectively a shithole.
Think of it this way, do you want to spend your time on GSJ walking on eggshells around mods who will ban you for as much as saying they don't agree with them on something? Frick no. No one wants to LIVE in North Korea, they just want to watch it from the outside. So they come here and b***h about 'coomers'.
>All the asshurt whining about "le coomers" vanishes when the one seething troon leaves
I'm just so sick of this song and dance, and you know Xir is in some other thread shitting it up, too.
it makes the NDF irrationally angry so I'll support it.
Everyone who played the demo already knew that, which is probably 1% of the people shilling it here at most.
You didn't even need the demo to know that, honestly. You could determine it just by seeing the trailer.
>1% of the people shilling it here played the demo
That percentage is too high.
You didn't play the demo and you're not honest.
>everyone who played the demo already knew that
and that's why nobody here knows, because they didn't play it.
I did play it. It convinced me to buy the game.
nothing wrong with enjoying some jank every now and then. people who act like you can only like and play perfect games are massive homos
Why are you trying to tell me what I thought of a game I have played and you haven't?
what the frick are you talking about? I'm not telling you what to think, I'm telling you it's ok if you like something I think is jank instead of getting mad that you like a game that I don't. stupid homosexual
You haven't played it, yet you are telling me it is "jank"?
why should I entertain your fanfiction about my lived experience exactly?
see
that's not an answer anon
>no one has played it!
>I have and I'll play the full game
>it's jank!
>most of Ganker hasn't played it, they're just using the game as an outrage springboard - the least controversial statement one could make on Ganker
>(you):I played and liked the game
>me: ok, I thought the demo was bad but you do you
and then you had a melty over your headcanon not being correct.
Most of Ganker hasn't played a game that hasn't come out. Insightful.
>resorting to minor nitpicking
I meant the demo obviously, but you're more concerned with getting meaningless gochas on Ganker instead of actually discussing anything.
Worse than Shartfield? Damn.
It was 82 last time I checked
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COOOOOOUNT!!!
garbage worthless board that can only circlejerk over trash that feeds into their braindead political narrative. can't actually talk about videogames. Nobody makes threads about videogames.
>Demo comes out
>It's good
>People talk about buying it
>GARBAGE WORTHLESS BOARD CAN ONLY CIRCLEJERK OVER TRASH THAT FEEDS INTO THEIR BRAINDEAD POLITICAL NARRATIVE! NO ONE PLAYS VIDEO GAMES!!! (Video games are things that support !!!!MY!!!! braindead political narrative)
Tell me sister, just how angry are you when you made this thread? Like are you on the verge of shitting blood and pissing?
Game looks great, some resetera gays review bombing it haven't changed shit, looking forward to playing it while you make this thread another 10 times.
Input delay is a dealbreaker unless it's fixed in the full version. Demo felt like shit.
Demo felt great and the person who posted the webm was using a wireless controller on low battery. Worked on my playstation LITERALLY.
Go look up koreans talking about the game and even they will mention that the input delay is bad, you delusional moron.
You do it, I played it and the input delay beat DMC5. You're delusional, stupid, AND You will never be a woman.
I have and they're full of shit. There are just as many seething roasties in Korea impotently tearing down on the game as there are English spekaing ones
Notice how, of all the reviews, literally no one mentioned this imaginary "input lag" which exists entirely on Ganker? Yeah, that's what I thought. Even the actual trannies trying to tear down on the game aren't as mentally unwell as you are to hallucinate shit that isn't an issue. Take your meds, schizo.
>I have and they're full of shit.
Smells like cope.
>input delay
It's called start up you moron. Just like in Sekiro. Stellar blade is even pretty generous with perfect parry timings and even more if you equip the right items. That was in the demo but then again every goddamn guy complaining about the gameplay has not played the demo.
When will you learn?
>post todd
>tells lies
81 and dropping
kek i'll fricking lmao so hard if this shit
actually causes it to reach 80. like full-on lmao. the leftoid hatred of the human body is that fricking ntense.
see
Is it?
Game is good, and it's a video game so it belong son Ganker. How will you have a nice day to cope? Rope or shotgun?
This is a right vs left thing huh. I’m right wing I don’t support this degenerate coomer slop.
> can't actually talk about videogames.
>stellar blade isn't a video game
Oh but Metacritic score circlejerking is?
How do we start a fund to kill subhumans like you? I'm serious. 2016 tourists have fricked this board because they think everything except video games are video game related. Stellar blade belongs on Ganker way more than you do, blow your head off.
>How do we start a fund to kill subhumans like you?
lol why do you limp-wristed b***h-ass homosexuals on this board/site always larp like this? You know your pussy-asses can't nor will ever do shit. It makes me cringe when you all talk about le killing or hurting anyone when you gays can't even make eye-contact with the cashier at your local grocery-store.
>
Geez calm down internet tough guy.
The demo has been out for two weeks you street-shitting subhuman.
Months of infinite threads and shilling just for it to end up being the most mid game it could have been
Had anyone thought that it will have more than 8 anyway. Many games with a score higher than 9 are a overrated anyway, except some exceptions
Obsessed!
>critic reviews
Preordered it, it's gonna be great
just trust the ~~*reviewers*~~ goy
this is how I picture most homosexuals on here look like
Most homosexuals on here are just a little more husky and unwashed.
/v/irgins are 250 pounds minimum
What a surprise r/gamingcirclejerk is here having a meltdown.
Amerimutts gonna mutt.
Predictable. Now I can't help but doubt if any negative review has genuine criticism or it's just another far-leftoid that's mad that Eve appeals to the straight male gaze. And it still has a score of 82 despite reviews like this giving it a bad score for dumb culture war reasons.
Given how junk and slow the gameplay is he actually was way generous with this review
Pathetic OP
Is this not an extremely reasonable point of view - if the game portrays her as a serious character, is she not undermined by being nothing more than a sex object?
Anyway, don't really care - asiatics don't make games worth playing
>taking the ire of the entire establishment and still getting green
Stellar blade can't be stopped.
Just like Lies of P was forgotten in a week?
81% is fricking astounding considering reviewers will dock 10-20% for having an attractive woman
You mean 40%
I genuinely don't get it. Liberals 20 years ago were advocating for women to be able to be naked in stuff and show their bodies and even for things like hot coffee mod to be allowed as conservatives b***hed about it because of the nudity.
How the frick have things flipped 180??? Conservatives are now advocating for women to be hot and more lewd while liberals are becoming more and more puritanical.
>Liberals 20 years ago were advocating for women to be able to be naked in stuff and show their bodies
They still are. Sex positive, OF and sex workers are good, body shaming is bad. But not in video games or movies.
>Liberals 20 years ago
You mean conservatives today.
Why do you think liberals and progs are built around generational wedge issues?
>Conservatives are now advocating for women to be hot and more lewd
Since when is that ever a thing when states like Louisiana banned porn sites without state ID verification?
>Since when is that ever a thing when states like Louisiana banned porn sites without state ID verification?
Now. It's that right now. The liberals of 20 year ago are the conservatives of today, if you believe the same thing as someone who voted for Obama in 2008 you are a nazi right wing chud. You act as if the time pre2016 is comparable to the time post 2016.
they don't even pretend to talk about the game any more
The same happened with asiatic archive
All that shilling and they can't even beat chinese gachas
The funny thing is, Stellar Blade is the best scored soulslike excluding nioh. personally I dont consider stellar a soulslike
>another successful rage marketing campaign just like hogwarts legacy and tlou2
Useful idiots will never catch on.
Nothing about Hogwarts or Stellar Blade's marketing was based around "outrage", and Hogwarts sold huge based on being an open world Harry Potter game, one of the biggest IPs in the world.
>successful
lol this asiatic garbage will sell less than FF7 rebirth
Hogwarts legacy was actually the best seller last year
I doubt it will even outsell Rise of the Ronin, honestly.
It most certainly will outsell that game.
Its a new IP that people had every fricking incentive to absolutely shit on and even those struggle to give it anything under a 6/10
>combat and music is good
>6/10
i hate journos so fricking much
It's a Sony funded game so you expect there's some bonus involved and a lot of indulgence from media outlets.
PlayStation and Nintendo get bonuses, not taxes. In their case, you always need to be sure to deduct from their actual score rather than add to them to get a more accurate telling of how the game is. So if a game scores an 8 on PlayStation or Nintendo, it's probably closer to a 7 (or maybe a 7.5) most of the time.
>What about Xbox
Nobody cares about Xbox. They really would be better off going 3rd party at this point.
The demo with that awful input delay makes this an unplayable game to me. Game feel is everything in a character action game and this one's feel is "mud".
What anime is this
it's probably manyu hikenchou
dear shift up shill in this thread:
please send a message to my nikke inbox when it comes to pc, or
send me apologems (300)
thanks
It looks super boring
I actually want it to be good, because it being a Sony Exclusive will clean up Elden Ring threads from shitposting.
I-I HATE SEXY GAME IT HAS TO BE BAD!!!!
>Stomp
>stomp
FRICKING UHHHHHH INPUT LAG!!!! NO I DON'T HATE IT FOR THE SEXY GAME IS THE INPUT LAG THATO NLY I FEEL AAAIEEE
And you guys call other people mentally ill. Yikes...
Snoygays really have lost it huh LMAOOOOO
There is actually more outrage and "seething" on Ganker from Stellar Blade failing to meet expectations set here than Starfield getting a 7 on IGN. It's incredible.
>more attempted narrative pushing
what's the narrative?
shills are having a fricking meltdown holy shit
game's mid
>I'M ACTUALLY BEING VICTIMIZED
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>Meanwhile one of the "Reviews" of the game
AAIIEEEE A WOMAN, A HECKIN GYNOID WITH 20 POUNDS OF ASS AND PUSSY I'M BEING RAPED! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 8/10 YOU SHITLORD THIS IS CLEARLY A 7/10 IT MAKES ME FEEL UNSAFE!
OH MY GOD SISTERS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GAME IS AN 8/10 I'M BEING VICTIMIZED!!! IT NEEDS TO BE AT MOST A 7/10 BECAUSE OF THE SEXUALIZATION!!! (the 'game' part of the video game is good btw but who gives a frick) TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTS!!!!!
That really triggered you, coomer moron. You see how fricking stupid you come off with this victim mentality, right? You're the same as the alphabet mafia. Shriek.
THIS GAME WOULD BE SO HECKIn' FINE IF NOT FOR THE """""CONTROVERSY"""" (The controversy is that women exist and I am not one)
Wow you're so heckin' right Sis! Look how stupid this "victim mentality" (by the way, they are actually targeting this game by their own admission, but if I gaslight it's not happening then maybe no one will notice) is when they give a 9/10 game tons of 7/10 reviews that are basicaly "The game is great but I hate women so it's a 7/10"
Literally
I could fill this thread with 7/10 reviews that are "I hate sexy women so fricking much"
But the game isn't a victim to trannies with political axes to grind. Nope. You're really, just the same! Yeah! ""coomers"" (people who play games and buy them) are really just as bad as professionals intentionally doing their job badly to get at a game they hate.
Just the same
You're not a massive fricking moron who should take a shotgun mouthwash at all!
OP is a homosexual.
>See these guys intentionally doing a shitty job to tear down on a game they didn't play?
>You're just as bad because you call them morons :^)
No I'm prettty sure they're way, way worse than me noticing they're intentionally doing their job shittily
see this isn't my job
it is your job
if I did my job as badly as this guy did his job, I'd be fired, because I work in a real job. You work running damage control for people who barely have a job and likely won't have a job by next year at all.
See
See what? Some shithead blow a troon gasket in his dilator because people don't buy Game reviewers shit? Thanks for reminding us that people in this thread are morons.
You should also see that post, coomer. This victim mentality of yours is not a good look.
This dude is flipping out hard, LMAO.
>Flip out here
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>THIS IS NOT AN 8/10 IT IS A 10/10
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>COOMER RIGHTS!
>Scream everyone else is flipping out
Why are you flipping out though?
Hmmmmmm
Someone said this generic coomer trash will get nominated for GOTY 2024. I can't with some people...
I CAN'T I J- JUST CAN'T
HOW!!!?? HOW CAN WE LOSE SO BADLY?! I CAN'T EVEN, THIS IS AS MUCH OF A HOLOCAUST AS HOGWARTS LEGACY!!!
Wow you are really just the same schizo in all the threads
>You can't be in more than one thread!!!!
Kek fricking moron, it's not my fault you decided to spam this thread 40 fricking times instead of just having one thread, you schizo. You'll blow your head off and they'll use your real name on your tombstone.
That's physical through amazon, brainlet.
>physical sales through amazon
Those are pre-orders you fricking idiot, the game isn't out yet. Princess peach did 20k before launching and that turd was a bomb. You shouldn't call anyone else a brainlet when you're this stupid.
>Those are pre-orders you fricking idiot,
Those are physical sales through amazon you coping b***h LOL
https://www.amazon.com/Stellar-Blade-PlayStation-5/dp/B0CTVK7GBM
Also it's up to 10K now, the 6K was from like two hours ago. it's literally growing exponentially and all you can do is shit yourself, mewl, cry, and scream "S-STOP THE COUNT!"
>Princess peach did 20k before launching and that turd was a bomb.
>physical
lmao
>Pre-order Price Guarantee
>pre-order now
Nice job you fricking dumbass
> two hours ago
You mean weeks ago?
Who are you trying to fool?
by that metric, you should stop using this board since you're the same Black person spamming these metacritic threads.
kys OP
I'm not OP lmaoooo, genuinelly mentally ill shitheads, that's really the whole fanbase for this game?
>9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5
That's pathetic, even that dogshit princess peach game did 20k before launch. and that flopped hard.
I like how you missed the #1 Best seller part because it conflicts with your narrative that it's "flopping". It's literally outselling everything else on the PS5 right now.
troons really do live in an alternate reality
>I like how you missed the #1 Best seller part
It was literally referenced, word for word. Can you not read ESL bro?
>It was literally referenced, word for word.
yeah and you said "THAT DOESN'T COUNT" because it destroys your low-IQ narrative LMAO
>you ignored x
>no it wasn't
>YEAH BUT-
Concession accepted.
>you ignored x
>no it wasn't
You DId ignore it though, look:
>9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5
>That's pathetic,
lmao, you didn't even acknowledge it because it makes you look that moronic. I'm sorry your parents were related and your father raped you as a kid to become so seethingly autistic and stupid.
>you ignored it by acknowledging it
ESL sister...
You didn't acknowledge it though. Like, you didn't even mention that this means it's not a flop, you just didn't say anything about it.
The absolute state of this board holy shit.
>You didn't acknowledge it though
Did you ignore the fricking green text where it says it's the best seller on PS5 right now? Do you not know what it means to "ignore" or what "acknowledge" even means?
How brown are you? Be honest.
>Did you ignore the fricking green text where it says it's the best seller on PS5 right now?
I didn't ignore it, I'm saying you didn't acknowledge it
ESL dumbass.
Of course now that I caught you in this lie, you still don't address it. You'll talk around it, but never mention what this means because it means you'll have to acknowledge the game is doing well for itself.
>I'm saying you didn't acknowledge it
- to accept or admit the existence or truth of:
If the post references it directly, which you said it did earlier, that means it was acknowledged. An ESL should never call anyone else an ESL.
have a nice day immediately, Hispanic.
>If the post references it directly, which you said it did earlier, that means it was acknowledged. An ESL should never call anyone else an ESL.
But you DIDN'T, you didn't even talk about it. You quoted it, and then ignored it. That's not 'acknowledge', ESL moron.
Why does your kind eat cow shit straight off the same street you shit on? Answer, Pajeet.
>But you DIDN'T
I literally said, word for word, "9k in a month makes it the best seller on ps5" stating that it both sold 9k and is the current best seller on ps5. Holy frick please tell me this is bait. You can't actually be this dumb.
Just because a game is selling well, doesn't mean it's good. This should be basic common sense. COD sells well each year and so does all those shit sports games like FIFA or whatever.
>Just because a game is selling well, doesn't mean it's good.
Oh cool so now we can admit Spiderman, TLOU, all these games aren't good? Awesome.
>YOU'RE moronic
Gaslight all you want, here is the actual screenshot from the archive from this afternoon when I first posted it:
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/NOOOOOOOO.png/
>Wed 24 Apr 2024 13:01:02
You can lie, you can doctor, you can seethe, you can never delete that screencap I posted and it will haunt your nightmares until the day you pull the trigger.
Stellar Blade won
Your image shows that it was at 9k at 13:00, which is six hours ago. You said it was 6k two hours ago. You dumb Black person. Did you get dropped as a baby?
I was a straight A student and your mother huffed turpentine and bleach in an attempt to abort the autistic shitstain that turned into you. It's genuinely not my fault that you are a moron who can't use an archive.
Gaslight some more, I'm sure the other mentally ill troon will agree with you.
Holy cope, you didn't even deny it because you finally saw where you fricked up. lmao the absolute state of (you).
>Holy cope, you didn't even deny it
>deny it
I already corrected you once with the archive link, it's not my job to babysit morons. I hope your nurse puts a pillow over your head. The absolute state of (troons).
>le archive
You destroyed your own argument after doing that and you're too stupid to have noticed it, holy frick this is comedy gold. You can't tell the difference between 2 hours and 7 hours and think 6000 and 9000 are the same figure. Lmao this is fricking amazing.
It probably will if you take everything that came out so far this year. It will at least get a nomination, what's your cope going to be? "But I paid reviewers to seethe about real women! how dare they let this game get a nomination!?"
Who said that?
Don't worry troonie friend, I'm sure daddy Geoff wont allow it to be at the Goy awards just like Hogwarts
>even the people absolutely seething about le sexualization can't give it a low score
lol
>media creates problem (ack, sexualization, hard R!)
>constancy firms offer solution to problem (well if you had hired US this wouldn't have happened...)
>media and constancy firms are in obvious collusion given the coverage of SBI Detected
It's such an obvious protection racket
You are going to be seething for at least a couple months more
the guy above me is having a meltdown
yeah
is pretty embarrassing. I wonder if he'll die by rope or shotgun when this game does good?
>Have meltdown about Stellar blade
>A-actually you're having a meltdown!
projecting
> two hours ago
>You mean weeks ago?
It's updated in real time illiterate jackass LMAO, you're so fricking stupid you don't realize those are real sales.
>It's updated in real time illiterate jackass LMAO
It was 6k two weeks ago and 8k two days ago, you moron. You know the archive exists and we have snapshots of this stuff, right?
Is "Victim mentality" the new troon cope for why all of their game journos couldn't find a single solitary gameplay thing that was wrong with the video game? LMAO
>THEY'RE OPPRESSING US
>COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS!
>STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10! STELLAR BLADE IS A 10/10 NOT AN 8/10!
>COOMER RIGHTS! COOMER RIGHTS!
You are literally another letter in the alphabet mafia, lmfao.
Who are you quoting?
(You), coomer. You're marginalized group. The whole world hates you! Fight for your rights! Fight for your 10/10!
If I said this, why are you the only person in the thread who said it?
>(You), coomer. You're marginalized group. The whole world hates you! Fight for your rights! Fight for your 10/10!
I'm just convinced I'm dealing with the legit mentally ill. Like someone typed this out and said to themselves "Haha yes, That gottem, I can totally go back to gaming circlejerk and not hang my head in shame"
You cannot be convinced of anything, being as deluded and devoid of self-awareness that you are. You are literally pretending to be a margianlized group, shrieking about the injustice of it all. Absolutely hilarious. All that time spent shrieking about trannies doing the exact same obnoxious fricking shit 24/7, and you're here doing it yourself with a coomer twist. LOL
They are mentally ill. This is who you're replying to
I think you're the one who is brain damaged if you can't understand what satire and mocking is.
>I-It's satire! I'm not moronic!
What's satirical is that you're being serious lmao
You try calling other people stupid when you think people can take snapshots of the past from the present, all while claiming that other people don't know how archives work. Your self awareness is 0.
any more projection you'd like to cope with because you literally just described yourself along with another autistic meltdown.
Why are troons so desperate? They're literally now trying to argue that physical evidence isn't real because that makes them look bad. Stellar blade is selling gangbusters and all you can do is shit yourself. End of story.
Your best criticism is "It's a good game but it has sexy women and I CAN'T HAVE THAT"
are you moronic
reread this
>everyone here predicted it.
>Everything is shit about the game except for >the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, >nothing good besides that.
Go back you subhuman
Another half assed deflection, and now he's screaming about trannies after getting BTFO. Pathetic.
Bro why are oyu describing yourself again? You said
>IT WAS ONLY 6K
>No it was this
>SHUUUUT UUUUUUUUUP
You lose, that simple. Now you're seething. Not big surprise.
>everyone here predicted it.
That it would do great? Yeah.
>Everything is shit about the game except for >the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, >nothing good besides that.
Again your best criticsm is "The game is good BUT THE BOOBIES!! NOOOOOOOO"
You're as autistic and stupid as the other guy. maybe even moreso.
>You said IT WAS ONLY 6K
You said that schizo bro, not me. I think it's time you took your meds.
moronic Black person saying the combat is the only good point is not singling out boobies, I didn't even mention it.
It is a video game, we're laughing AT YOU because you continue to insist the video game portion of the game isn't what makes the video game good.
If it had bugs or shittons of errors in its writing or story, you'd have a point, but it doesn't. It's just the big boobs you hate.
He's mad the game is doing well and is trying every trick to make you think it did bad. Earlier he was making walls of greentext screaming
we're actually watching him lose his fricking mind in real time.
I'm talking about you, anon. You're screaming at everyone and saying people said things no one said while screaming about being gaslit.
>I'm talking about you, anon. You're screaming at everyone and saying people said things no one said while screaming about being gaslit.
No, you're talking about this guy
literally, that's the guy you're talking about. no one else was screaming about that until he showed up.
Look at him have a fricking melty kek
>Look at him have a fricking melty kek
Anon, you're the one everyone's pointing out with these posts. You're not self-aware.
No I'm talking about you, lol. Keep up, anon. I even told you who I was looking at.
>I'm talking about you
Oh, you mean this guy
You said "Why is this guy having a meltdown ITT?", well, he's having a meltdown. I've been extremely calm. Try not misquoting people in the future, it looks bad for your argument.
>oblivious, he continues his mental breakdown
kek
Wrong again bro, I said you. You are having a meltdown right now.
>You are having a meltdown right now.
But I'm not having a meltdown, clearly you're incorrect or having a meltdown yourself. Why are you having one, becomes the question?
>He thinks he writes a newspaper now
Damn bro, you're hallucinating all sorts of crazy shit
You expect the mentally ill to be capable of remembering past events from an hour ago?
>NO U
Lol.
Just asking a question. No need to start projecting again with your melty. You said I'm having a meltdown but please, quote it. I can find a very obvious greentext meltdown from a deranged schizo, but curiously, not one from me. Why is that?
I will be sure to put in the newspaper that you weren't mad
see
and
cease your schizo meltdown.
>It was 6k two weeks ago and 8k two days ago, you moron.
I literally made that screenshot at noon today EST.
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/filename/NOOOOOOOO.png/
It's gained 4K in less than four hours (in physical sales)
Who are you fooling telling such an obvious, moronic lie?
See
and
You're exactly the same as the screeching trannies, the screeching Black folk, the screeching homosexuals. You're an oppressed, marginalized group and you won't stand for it. Coomer rights! Coomer lives matter! 10/10 not 8/10!
See what? Some schizo having a greentext meltdown?
Okay, what do you want me to see? That you're mentally unstable and need serious medication? I knew that.
>You're exactly the same as the screeching trannies,
I'm pretty sure you're literally the only one screeching, like full-on all-caps greentext screeching. You just quoted two posts screeching in all caps green text because you're just that mad and seething just that hard.
>See what? Some schizo having a greentext meltdown?
Stop burying your head in the sand. You're here screeching hard about the game being review bombed because it's made for coomers, DEMANDING it be given a 10/10 as opposed to 8/10. If you do not see the parallels between the shrieking trannies, you're simply unintelligent. Once again, see these posts of mockery
>YOU SEETHE THAT MUCH!
>continues to quote his schizophrenic meltdown
holy lol
>You cannot be convinced of anything,
Says man (not woman) smashing greentext onto his keyboard like a sane individual
Take meds
You are actually moronic, holy shit. This is pathetic. The voices in your head aren't real, I hope you know this one day.
>You are actually moronic, holy shit. This is pathetic. The voices in your head aren't real, I hope you know this one day.
My post is literally from this afternoon, it's timestamped in the archive as 13:00 EST.
Your archive happens when someone requests the archive to happen, which you probably did today when you were coping and seething.
You lose, fricking moron. You're so pathetic and stupid you don't even know how the archive works LMAO
You are literally moronic, lmao holy shit you don't know that the archive literally snapshots the page when the request is made and keeps a record of what it looked like at that point in time.
You are coping really hard right now.
This guy thinks time travel exists, holy frick.
>I'm losing so let's start samegayging
lmao
picture seething this hard because you can't delete a post from the archive.
Real quality thread here OP.
So, this is a game that has high-quality graphics and runs at 60fps without stutters, on a PS5, and doesn't need any of these disgusting image reconstruction techniques and fake frames that make everything become a ghost-filled mess.
What's these guys' big secret?
Oh, it's using an older engine and ignoring garbage like lighting simulation!
Who would have thought?
Fricking NVidia has ruined the industry for the next 15 years at least with the gimmicks it's pushing.
By the DF tech review, it seems what they did was not try anything ridiculous, just use UE4 smartly and stick to what it does well.
OP is a homosexual
>dont talk about new games, only the same old ones from 2009
And how do you plan on physically stopping people from doing this?
this thread is shit
have a nice day shill pajeet
game for pajeet incels
everyone here predicted it.
Everything is shit about the game except for the combat, just like lies of Pi. Nothing original, nothing good besides that.
>Everything is shit about the game except
Except for everything bar the English dub.
>noooo the game has leg-ACK
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/G3pMo2aZy_1o7-eos0-pDg/
kek, the absolute state of seething troons on this board.
You DESTROYED your own argument WITH FACTS AND LOGIC
Pretty sure all I destroyed was you. LOL
That's why you're making such moronic hyperbole that reads like one of your youtube heroes. This is amazing, I'm watching mental illness live, please continue.
Glad this ~~*controlled*~~ horny game is getting destroyed. The attempt to turn gamers into ZIonists (ala gamergate/breitbart) is so transparent and pathetic.
SAY NO TO GOY GAMES.
Why is this guy having a meltdown ITT?
He's very angry about the parallels being made between coomers and trannies/Black folk/homosexuals. He demands 10/10. Not 8/10. He's being oppressed.
See? This is what seething and screaming looks like. Literally no one but you said this, when someone asked who you were quoting, you linked yourself
Dude is flipping the frick out LMAO
>This is what seething and screaming looks like.
I am well aware of what this looks like. Your reaction images are very easy to spot, and they're all accompanied by severe mental illness. Fight on, warrior of coom. You are oppressed now, but soon no longer! Strive for 10/10, not 8/10!
>I am well aware of what this looks like.
Yeah it looks like you. Why did you flip out with walls of greentext if you're not "seething and screaming", you're actually screaming, full-tilt all-caps into your keyboard. Why? over a game you hate because it had a hot woman in it? sad, bruh
>Anon, you're the one everyone's pointing out with these posts.
I didn't make those all-cap greentext posts. So clearly, I'm not the one seething and screaming.
The mental breakdown continues, o Warrior of Coom. Your motto is "10/10, not 8/10!" and you will not be oppressed by these journalists. Coomer lives matter.
>o Warrior of Coom.
Who talks like this? I'm serious, I didn't actually stop to think about it because I just assumed it was another spew of mental illness, but this is a new level of schizophrenia that I had no comprehended until this exact moment.
Are you dressed in a robe and wizards hat, trying not to break out into ye olde english as you project incessantly about your angry sperg rages?
>is entirely unable to detect mockery
ohnononono
Why would you mock yourself this way? I don't get it. You talking like a babbling baby or a celtic knight on drugs doesn't make the other person look moronic. You should get some self-esteem.
>coomcoom
Like this, what the frick is this supposed to mean? Do I need to be born in some ESL shithole where my family tree is a beanpole to think this is mockery of some sort?
I just searched the thread for that and only found the greentext post saying that, can you link the one where he said it?
OP is furious that the game turned out to be good.
>81
>midslop
>meanwhile steam reviews for DD2 are mixed and anons on here are constantly sucking off crapcom
I hate this board so fricking much
It's honestly insane how defensive and rabid the fanboys of this game are. Like I've seen some pretty bad ones like Souls or Bethesda fanboys, but you guys so easily take the cake. And the game isn't even out yet... holy crap.
SHUT UP troony. THIS GAME WILL OWN THE WOKE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
Haha. No, it won't accomplish anything and will get forgotten in a month or two.
Yet you've been at this for three months now.
You say this but you've been b***hing about this game since January, maybe December if I really looked
it's already won GOTY in your head. You'll whine about it for ages.
Game isnt even out yet and hes foaming at the mouth. I guess this is what happens when you transition and still can't get laid
bespoke secondary motion characteristics
This thread is a non-stop moronation and I love it
>81
>while having the whinny baby journo debuff
hot damn the game must be amazing
Like the pencil dick for videogamer giving it a 60, WHILE SAYING the combat and music were fantastic. What more do you need in an action game/beat em up? Xir deducted solely for political reasons and has no business reviewing videogames. Who even reads this shit let alone takes it seriously enough to make decisions based off of it?
Mentally ill people calling other mentally ill people
Ganker has degraded to the point that they now judge games only by two points
>does it make my dick hard?
>does it (presumably) own the woke?
The very core elements of vidya, like the gameplay or how well the game runs don't factor in at all to these brainless barely-sentient subhumans. Most of them don't even play games anymore. To them it's just coom material or an excuse to talk about politics.
Dipshit gets so upset, so offended and so angry that he doesn't even reply to anyone, just whines and moans that "REEEE THIS GAME HAS TO BE SHIT BECAUSE I SAID SO" and ignores literally every reviewer, critic, even resetera troon outright saying the game plays good.
You are, in fact, a schizophrenic lunatic who has invented a world in his head where this game is "bad" because you hate a butt. That simple. You haven't even talked about what you hate about the game because you're so shallow and stupid you haven't even played the free demo.
kek, I don't get why Eva makes troons meltdown so hard.
projecting
>the game plays good
>but I never talk about, since politics are more interesting
So it's not actually good, moron.
I've already talked about it, earlier.
You immediately melted down with "Le coom knight coom god" greentext dipshit moronation when I tried to make it about the game and how it plays.
It's so pathetic. The worse part is that you'll probably end up shooting yourself or roping because your way of thinking really isn't sane.
That's someone else entirely, coomcoom. Fight for coomer righters!
>That's someone else entirely but I'm as equally braindamaged as they are
that's not a good thing.
>coomcoom, coom coom cooom coom coomer righters coomer
Ganker is so fricking pathetic holy shit, filter on all *oomer words when?
>even resetera troon outright saying the game plays good
You seem to know a lot about what resetera thinks. You must be spending a lot of time there. Maybe it's time for you to go back and stay there.
Resetera hates this game though, maybe you should go back with your kind who can't stop seething about it? You'd be way happier, being able to ban me because I burst your schizophrenic bubble.
Like every single fricking thing to the "people" on this site revolves around their sexual arousal. Nothing else but outraging about politics occupies these motherfrickers' minds. I didn't know not having sex/being able to attract a female could make dudes this pathetic.
Why are you replying to yourself and why aren't you talking about the video game if you want to make it about the video game? You whinge that Ganker only talks about "coom material" but you literally, factually, never once ever talked about how the game plays or what you hate about it.
It's just screaming "AAAAAA COOMERS AAAAIIIEEEE SEXY WOMEN!! NOOOOO" Like the totally not-deranged totally normal Ganker user you are not.
It's so pathetic.
What is? Your life? The fact you took drugs that killed your dick? Yeah, that's pretty sad.
remember, all the reviews that complain about sexualization? those are legit. all the ones that say the game is good? Reeee coomers should be an 8/10 o sir cooms a lot I'm a very sane person
Stellar sisters, we are flopping hard
Looks about normal to me? If you're expecting it to outsell FF7R, a game that had a 200 million dollar budget, then you're a simple moron.
Hi Fi Rush outsold a square enix game, so why you think budget translates to sales is dumb.
>Hi Fi Rush outsold a square enix game
But it didn't outsell Rebirth. You're talking about Forspoken, which this game is poised to overtake.
Does anyone on Ganker even give the slightest shit about this game or are we all too busy calling literally everyone else in these threads a shill/SJW?
This game was only ever going to be used as shitpost political bait fuel. Did you not see this coming?
Guess it yourself
We were talking about it earlier, and there's another thread full of great discussion:
It's just every time we have a thread, the troons move in and whine because gaming has fallen so far that having a hot ass means that it's literally hitler and needs to be killed. Even the worst reviewer giving it the harshest review says it's a fun game to play and there's a free demo you can go play right now.
>Having hot girls is political bait fuel
No, no it's not.
No, but screaming about "woke this woke that liberals btfo we won west lost, etc" for half a year is.
No one in this specific thread no, all four of them.
Yes, I'll be playing it on Friday. But this thread is by a butthurt moron so you get butthurt moron talk.
I still asked earlier and no one answered, why does this game make a certain political ideology so butthurt?
It unabashedly caters to straight male gamers in a manner that used to be in common in gaming.
Americans are a nation of lazy, subhuman troglodytes who would rather try to change human psyche and how our brains have been wired by millions of years of evolution rather than dropping the fork and losing weight.
We call that overweight and obese in the Netherlands. Why do people let themselves go like that, just gross, I understand if it was psychological or something deeper, but those people actively want it.
I don't even have a PS5.
It's a thread filled with culture war addicts shadowboxing each other.
Console warriors too, it's the worst of both worlds. A collection of morons that need to get off the internet asap.
It's more "People who played the demo vs culture war addicts"
Link?
I wish nothing but pure suffering upon everyone who jumped onto the bandwagon of this game's discussion after the demo happened just to scream about asses & culture war.
Considering how well BG3 was received it is pretty clear that in America and its cultural colonies (Canada, Europe, Latin America, etc.) only sexual pandering towards women and gay people is allowed nowadays.
SIRS PLEASE REDEEM THE BOBS AND VAGENE
>71 without the sony bonus
it's a 93 without the protest review scores docking points for the main character having too much sex appeal.
>if you make up a different number than the one it has then it's different in your head!
Actual issues I've read about are that
>it's short as frick for a $70 game
>side content is garbage
>story is bad/characters boring
>voice acting and translation/script is also bad
>it's short as frick for a $70 game
It does have multiple endings and a hard r mode that unlocks after beating the game so you're "supposed" to play through it at least twice.
>short for a $70 game
25 hours is short?
I consider MGR to be one of the best games ever and it was ~15 hours for a playthrough. Then again I think it was $50 on launch? $60 on consoles.
eh platinum games, and by extension character action titles in general always have short runtimes. the expectation being the first playthrough is to learn how to play, moving eventually into playing again on a higher difficulty with all the tools and skills acquired on the first.
I find it strange how discord trannies started raiding Ganker long after Ganker lost any influence on the internet.
I'll never understand the existence of the American "idealist", seems completely empty.
Truly an awful nation.
discord basically cannibalized long running threads, stuff like generals are worthless since everyone who wants to talk about the same thing for an extended amount of time just joins a discord.
>Invading Ganker like pissing in an ocean of piss jpeg.
They don't have any other place to go, every community they "won" on is objectively a shithole.
Think of it this way, do you want to spend your time on GSJ walking on eggshells around mods who will ban you for as much as saying they don't agree with them on something? Frick no. No one wants to LIVE in North Korea, they just want to watch it from the outside. So they come here and b***h about 'coomers'.
lmao
>Literally "Don't say you like this game or you're banned"
This is the same place raiders in this thread say is "just as bad" as Ganker.
Case in point.
What exactly is wrong with anything said here?
dock at least 10-15 points because 'muh sexy female character' and you'll get the real score
cope i've barely seen any reviewer complaining about this issue except for the same two libtards people keep posting
Most of the reviews in the 60s mention the way the character looks in a negative context
>All the asshurt whining about "le coomers" vanishes when the one seething troon leaves
I'm just so sick of this song and dance, and you know Xir is in some other thread shitting it up, too.