So are these guys evil or just some poor space worms that got absorbed by the combine?

So are these guys evil or just some poor space worms that got absorbed by the combine?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were an advanced psychic civilization, and then got enslaved by the Combine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who were the original members of the Combine?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be quite possible that the 'Combine' was a confederation of several species, or that it organically emerged from another entity. There really isn't enough information to say, most Combine we see are humans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why they have Egyptian runes on their collars?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          WE

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            WUZ

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              KANGS NYIKUH

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf I never noticed that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf I never noticed that

          are they actually egyptian or do they just look similar?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they just look similar

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they're not Egyptian in the slightest (those would be called hieroglyphs anyways)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's ancient Hebrew I think

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its called hieroglyphs you fricking moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the combine thought it looked cool

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these worms are the original combine. they became so dependent on technology that they devolved into shapeless blobs of cancer.

    just like the fat people in Wall-E

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why post headcanon when there's an actual answer, the worm is their larval form and they were psychically corrupted by some outside force

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are the combine are they not? They just enslave humans and other creatures.

      They are not the original combine, their planet got "combined" before the portal to earth was opened

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you even do all day as a giant floating grub

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you even do all day as a giant floating grub
      invade parallel universes, apparently

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a bunch of fricking Black folk I can't believe it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Before Combine got to them, they existed in a collective dreamscape.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      become a janny

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play video games on the blue combine consoles

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are the combine are they not? They just enslave humans and other creatures.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >floating uncut penis

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've been enslaved by humanity

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Breen, the administrator of what was left of humanity on earth, appeared to be taking orders from them, that's not the case.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know who the real leaders of the ~~*combine*~~ are

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have no idea what the Advisors are, but we do know for a fact that they're the highest members of the Combine hierarchy present on Earth. Whether that means they lead the Combine as a whole or are just field commanders is unknown.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're the highest members of the Combine hierarchy present on Earth
      If they're so high and mighty, then how come they can't stop a single dude with a gravity gun?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally did though?
        It took dog ambushing them and a timeline-splitting g man frickery trick to do anything to them, while gordon was just pinned to the wall when they arrived

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The very second they appear, they immediately subdue Gordon with no visible effort and necessitate immediate G-Man intervention to stop them.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >-ACK!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt there was ever actually supposed to be an "original combine race".
    The Advisors/Shu'ulathoi are likely just another unfortunate race that got abducted into their middle-management position, like how humans became soldiers and minor technicians.
    Everything about the Combine implies they're on a scale that basically impossible to comprehend for humans and have absorbed so many races and worlds that any original Combine species have probably been lost to the greater machine of the Combine.

    IMO, this is why Nihilanth became a retroactively interesting character -- because he appeared to know quite a lot about the Combine and the GMan's employers. He was an entity aware of the mysteries of the setting and was actively working against them, even if he ultimately had to be killed by Gordon and allow the Vortigaunts to be freed from their slavery.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any link between these things and the worms you crush in jars in HL Alyx for health? If so, might it imply that those worm bodies have noteworthy regeneration abilities (could be immortal?), and maybe the OG combine transferred their consciousnesses into those worm bodies to live forever?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, those are antlion grubs, they were brought to xen and earth by the vortigaunts
      They farm them for their healing properties

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah interesting & never knew, thanks anon

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My headcanon is that the Combine are just an automated bureaucracy run amok, where their only goal is to expand and grow like a cancer. All the aliens that are part of it are enslaved to it completely and just unwittingly follow some ancient forgotten directive programmed in somewhere. Enslaving each other in a circle because they don't know anything else.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >combine are an intergalactic pyramid scam, desperately searching for portal technology so they can create a new bottom tier for the pyramid

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You and I both share the same headcannon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the closest to the truth I think, but consider that the aliens who are enslaved to it don't just do so unwittingly, but because they've been modified to the point where they can't survive without the combine, like the human soldiers with their eyes and faces removed, but much worse.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just vessels for the minds of other organisms.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we'll never get Laidlaw's kino episode 3 where Breen has been turned into a grub
    How unfortunate.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a metaphor for the mark of the beast and transalienism
    Are you really going to take the chip so you can buy ze bugs during the upcoming famine?

    Where does your integrity lie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, these were released between 2004-2007

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the book of Daniel foretold the next empires after babylon

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could the Combine handle the Flood?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It works best if they are yet another race absorbed by the combined imho

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I recall correctly they were infected by some kind of mind virus- they were all telepathically linked

    It was not in the game but some interview or tweet or blog post from the original writer

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