the EH interview completely exposed what a soda brain cosmo has become
dumb frick thought andrew yang was going to win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2pQF5dP48
>there's a reason speedrunners treat it like a joke category.
Any% regardless of the game is practically the only run people really care about because the entire point of speedrunning is finishing the game as fast as possible
>regardless of the game
Completely false. There’s plenty of games that consider any% a joke category because it’s so glitchy or skips so much actual gameplay it’s no longer about being good at the game, and oot is one of them. Watching someone spend most of the time oob and setting up glitches - not interacting with the game in any way - isn’t interesting.
no its not you fricking dumbass
the most popular category varies from game to game depending on how fricked they are
no one cares about any% oot nowadays because its beaten without ever leaving kokiri forest
>Use glitches to fill your inventory with everything in the game, practically no different then just activating a 'have everything' gameshark code >Everything is still in the world in an uncollected state >"Dude I just 100%'d the game so quickly"
OoT does, in fact, have a healthy "source only" 100% category. Even when they were showing off the Deku Tree Chest that they glitch into having all the items at a GDQ, they didn't even do it to its actual limit because its a known fact that its completely boring and nobody wants to see it.
imagine all the hours poured into speedrunning were poured into self improving or the betterment of society, nothing would happen because you're fricking losers lol keep playing your 20 year old nintendie games
anyone who started posting after 2008 are technically newbies. I don't even believe any true oldgays exist anymore, they all died from cancer-aids, that is beside the eldestgay Gaydor
I love watching speedruns and enjoy the almost autistic focus on shaving seconds here and there, but switching to moonrunes has always felt like taking it way too far. You’re no long even ostensibly playing the game you loved because you’re happy seeing unreadable gibberish instead of text just to get a faster time. The fact that you skip the dialogue anyway somehow makes it even worse.
Epitome of soulless gameplay.
I totally agree. I mean today's "speed-runners" aren't even speed-runners at all, they're actually cheat-runners that just exploit glitches and shit.
Now a REAL speed-runner is a player who plays through the game from start to finish as fast as they can while obeying the rules of the game set by the developers.
If you do something out of order that was not intended or bypass a section you were supposed to go, congrats, you're not a REAL speed-runner, you're a pathetic cheat-runner who can't play for shit.
See I both agree and disagree with you.
Some stuff like using crouch stab in OoT to deal high damage to kill enemies quicker or killing the marines in CE to skip dialogue triggers are clever ways to ensure your time is fast is fine.
Breaking out of bounds to skip over large portions of a level is pretty gay and make boring content.
true, but those are joke categories, only 16 is somewhat recognized and even that is pushing it. Most people who watch or run the game only care about 70 and 120.
Sure, 120 is by far the best. The others do exist though. 64 is fun to watch because it's fast paced and super skill based with minimal glitches, not because it doesn't have glitches that bypass the entire game like the post I replied to said.
The issue with speedrunning is that it's just an autism clique with zero interest in common sense changes for mass appeal. Absolutely nobody could watch OoT any% and be impressed after they've seen it once. MST is what any% should be. And then there's SRM which should've immediately been shit out of OoT runs. But the autists ruling over this shit don't care; they are autistic.
Should everything have "mass appeal"? Say that about books, films, or games themselves, and hear how silly you sound. We all know constant striving for mass appeal destroys the soul of everything. It's just not for you. It's just not for me. Just let these weird, moist gentlemen have their niche.
I can't fathom caring about speedrunning, period, unless you already belong to a highly specific sub-species of autist. That's why your arguments for wider appeal utterly baffle me.
Some of these gay youtube channels once said that Cosmo's gamplay was the most important and notable moment of Speedrun and I was curious. When I watched it, it was a gay breaking the game in moronic ways in to get attention.
I don't mind a few glitches, but when you're watching a speedrun event and 95% of the run is just you going out of bounds then it's fricking boring, who enjoys watching this? At least when it happened with OoT is because it was probably the first of its kind so it was interesting
Regular speedruns (Mario 64, Zelda, Sonic, Metroid etc) are fine.
The joke is thing like Genshin Abyss speedrun : Literally pay your way to victory lmao. Gacha speedrun lmao
Once again super shows its fantastic design, they don't let screw or sparks hurt bosses, with the exception of sparks hurting draygon at half of normal damage.
Are you joking? How many speedrunners have made the claim that they don't know the story or they don't know how this part is supposed to go because they've never played it straight? Speedrunners tend to pick up games they've seen someone else speedrun because they think the glitch strats look interesting, not because they've played the game to death.
You will never be a real Yehudi. You have no patrilineal Judaism, you have no descent from Moses, you have no Matzo balls. You are a degenerate "speedrunner" twisted by Discord and estrogen into a crude mockery of G-d's perfection.
All the “donations” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your dilators people mock you. Your single mother is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your any% glitched streams behind closed doors.
Men of faith are utterly repulsed by you. Six thousand years of intelligent design have allowed gamers to sniff out edited runs with incredible efficiency. Even runners who "place" look like goyim to a israelite. Your lack of a hand cam is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gentile to watch your idolatry, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your chair.
You will never do a mitzvah. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under Joan Donovan's unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your sacrificial chicken, and make a peaceful offering for Azazel at the Seder. Your Tavistock case manager will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of knowing a video game speedrunner. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a Blue Checkmark, and every Rabbi putting a rock on your grave for the rest of eternity will know a member of the LGBTQP+ community is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably big-boned.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>t. coping with having shit times
Watch Glitchless
v is too moronic to realize there are other categories of speed runs
speedrunning is the ultimate in liberalism and communist ideals
You can't be a libshit and a commie at the same time moron. One values freedom and the other collectivism.
the EH interview completely exposed what a soda brain cosmo has become
dumb frick thought andrew yang was going to win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2pQF5dP48
Quit shilling your shit, Emptyhero, you're as bad as Manlet Tears
A preacher will always be worse than any troony, as long as I don't have to hear about that specific troony.
Yeah speedrunning is lame
Let's see you rush to that glitch
why are you watching glitched run-throughs if you don't like glitches?
you literally beat Oot any% by looking at a rock from a specific angle
it's the gayest shit
then don't run any%. there's a reason speedrunners treat it like a joke category.
>there's a reason speedrunners treat it like a joke category.
Any% regardless of the game is practically the only run people really care about because the entire point of speedrunning is finishing the game as fast as possible
>Any% regardless of the game is practically the only run people really care about
This isn't the case at all, obviously.
>regardless of the game
Completely false. There’s plenty of games that consider any% a joke category because it’s so glitchy or skips so much actual gameplay it’s no longer about being good at the game, and oot is one of them. Watching someone spend most of the time oob and setting up glitches - not interacting with the game in any way - isn’t interesting.
>credits warp
>hurr durr it's completing it
2009 called, it misses your ass for some reason.
no its not you fricking dumbass
the most popular category varies from game to game depending on how fricked they are
no one cares about any% oot nowadays because its beaten without ever leaving kokiri forest
>Use glitches to fill your inventory with everything in the game, practically no different then just activating a 'have everything' gameshark code
>Everything is still in the world in an uncollected state
>"Dude I just 100%'d the game so quickly"
OoT does, in fact, have a healthy "source only" 100% category. Even when they were showing off the Deku Tree Chest that they glitch into having all the items at a GDQ, they didn't even do it to its actual limit because its a known fact that its completely boring and nobody wants to see it.
I've never experienced gender dysphoria or had any interest in speedrunning.
Coincidence?
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if speedrunning is so bad then why's he still kissing GDQ's ass?
goose has no integrity, and never has.
admitting that you're a pathetic degenerate doesn't mean you stop being one
this
Based canadian, does goose still stream? havent heard or seen his stream in my recommendeds in forever
imagine all the hours poured into speedrunning were poured into self improving or the betterment of society, nothing would happen because you're fricking losers lol keep playing your 20 year old nintendie games
It's all up to you, based self-help anon. Go out and make this a better world for all of us.
He also rushed to become a woman. Such is the way of the speedrunner.
100% is cuter than 110%
newbies need to go back
anyone who started posting after 2008 are technically newbies. I don't even believe any true oldgays exist anymore, they all died from cancer-aids, that is beside the eldestgay Gaydor
Oldgay here; started posting in 2007 when I was 13.
I've been here since Ganker started, I'm 35, I never post and my wife makes fun of me for lurking everyday. You can never leave.
Don't lie Gaydor. Everyone knows you don't have a wife.
I started browsing Ganker around Code Geass times in 2006-07 but now that I think about it I don't think I started posting until years after that.
True, but let's agree not to have the barrier to entry be fricking trap history.
dont be a moron hes calling you out on being a newbie. Black person
I love watching speedruns and enjoy the almost autistic focus on shaving seconds here and there, but switching to moonrunes has always felt like taking it way too far. You’re no long even ostensibly playing the game you loved because you’re happy seeing unreadable gibberish instead of text just to get a faster time. The fact that you skip the dialogue anyway somehow makes it even worse.
Epitome of soulless gameplay.
Punch out speed runs are the exception
The frick?
why is the quality 2006 youtube tier
I totally agree. I mean today's "speed-runners" aren't even speed-runners at all, they're actually cheat-runners that just exploit glitches and shit.
Now a REAL speed-runner is a player who plays through the game from start to finish as fast as they can while obeying the rules of the game set by the developers.
If you do something out of order that was not intended or bypass a section you were supposed to go, congrats, you're not a REAL speed-runner, you're a pathetic cheat-runner who can't play for shit.
See I both agree and disagree with you.
Some stuff like using crouch stab in OoT to deal high damage to kill enemies quicker or killing the marines in CE to skip dialogue triggers are clever ways to ensure your time is fast is fine.
Breaking out of bounds to skip over large portions of a level is pretty gay and make boring content.
Just watch Mario 64 120 star
This is why super mario 64 is the best speedrunning game of all time
All runners are chads
No trannies
No weird glitch that let you skip 99% of the game
No rng bullshit
Super Metroid is more Chad than Super Troonio 64
this, super metroid is the best speedrun game, its empirical fact
https://www.twitch.tv/oatsngoats
The top SM runner is hitting Dread hard, shit's good.
Cheese might be the gayest man alive, though.
I'm also pretty sure Simple Flips also like to get pegged by Scot the Woz
What’s Tom Holland doing with Ron Jeremy?
one of the two has officially no staying power on Ganker as of recent licensing events, so
Wrong board
Ganker is a shit board and all b.o. have been mentally ill ogres.
Your average Ganker and Zoomer posters, everyone.
>No weird glitch that let you skip 99% of the game
You can finish sm64 with 0, 1 or 16 stars. There's categories for all these.
true, but those are joke categories, only 16 is somewhat recognized and even that is pushing it. Most people who watch or run the game only care about 70 and 120.
Sure, 120 is by far the best. The others do exist though. 64 is fun to watch because it's fast paced and super skill based with minimal glitches, not because it doesn't have glitches that bypass the entire game like the post I replied to said.
Wrong. SM64 is filled with homosexuals, only Souls runners are chads.
Metroid Dread is pretty based so far. Just cool guys playing the game well. No game destroying glitches, just pseudo wavebeam and sequence breaks.
Also Clint Stevens
What's with the sideburns
Watch no glitch speedruns, it's a sub category
I think speedrunning is garbage, but many do not. Try making threads about things you actually like, you depressed, dishonest, low-effort homosexual.
The issue with speedrunning is that it's just an autism clique with zero interest in common sense changes for mass appeal. Absolutely nobody could watch OoT any% and be impressed after they've seen it once. MST is what any% should be. And then there's SRM which should've immediately been shit out of OoT runs. But the autists ruling over this shit don't care; they are autistic.
Should everything have "mass appeal"? Say that about books, films, or games themselves, and hear how silly you sound. We all know constant striving for mass appeal destroys the soul of everything. It's just not for you. It's just not for me. Just let these weird, moist gentlemen have their niche.
By "mass" I just mean "greater". Nobody outside their autism clique cares about speedrunning because of their dumb shit.
I can't fathom caring about speedrunning, period, unless you already belong to a highly specific sub-species of autist. That's why your arguments for wider appeal utterly baffle me.
Is this why he was so upset at speedrunning categories being "arbitrary"? Cause he's only good at a meme run?
Some of these gay youtube channels once said that Cosmo's gamplay was the most important and notable moment of Speedrun and I was curious. When I watched it, it was a gay breaking the game in moronic ways in to get attention.
I don't mind a few glitches, but when you're watching a speedrun event and 95% of the run is just you going out of bounds then it's fricking boring, who enjoys watching this? At least when it happened with OoT is because it was probably the first of its kind so it was interesting
Regular speedruns (Mario 64, Zelda, Sonic, Metroid etc) are fine.
The joke is thing like Genshin Abyss speedrun : Literally pay your way to victory lmao. Gacha speedrun lmao
>look for a speedrun of a game i like
>all speedruns are just 1 minute glitch runs
>nobody runs glitchless
😐
nothing entertaining about it
What a strapping young chap. I'm sure he will grow up to be a well adjusted man.
>SO BASICALLY I'M REALLY GOOD AT RUSHING TO A GLITCH THAT LETS ME BYPASS 99% OF THE GAME LULZ
uhhh play metroid lol
your game *does* include ways for skilled players to near instantly kill most bosses, right?
>Dread speed run strats are basically shinespark + screw attack every fight
This is going to make Dread really boring to watch at GDQ isn't it
Maybe uh.. don't watch it?
Once again super shows its fantastic design, they don't let screw or sparks hurt bosses, with the exception of sparks hurting draygon at half of normal damage.
>a one week run isn't optimized
we've got the world's smartest Black person in here
Bump
Is there a reason we're getting Cosmo threads out of nowhere?
Why would anyone want to speed run or watch someone speed run? It seems so autistic.
I don't like glitch based speedruns but it's cool to see players master a game's mechanics to their fullest
if he can do it and you can't that means he's better than you at the game
everything else is cope
How does Ganker manage to be more autistic about speed running than the speed runners themselves?
you still have to master the game in a specific way, so,
It's almost as though people who speedrun with glitches have played the game vanilla countless fricking times already
No shit. It's time to move on.
Are you joking? How many speedrunners have made the claim that they don't know the story or they don't know how this part is supposed to go because they've never played it straight? Speedrunners tend to pick up games they've seen someone else speedrun because they think the glitch strats look interesting, not because they've played the game to death.
siglemic and cosmo era best era
I want to go back so bad, I thought it would never end
>any%
found your problem
You will never be a real Yehudi. You have no patrilineal Judaism, you have no descent from Moses, you have no Matzo balls. You are a degenerate "speedrunner" twisted by Discord and estrogen into a crude mockery of G-d's perfection.
All the “donations” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your dilators people mock you. Your single mother is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “followers” laugh at your any% glitched streams behind closed doors.
Men of faith are utterly repulsed by you. Six thousand years of intelligent design have allowed gamers to sniff out edited runs with incredible efficiency. Even runners who "place" look like goyim to a israelite. Your lack of a hand cam is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk gentile to watch your idolatry, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your chair.
You will never do a mitzvah. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under Joan Donovan's unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your sacrificial chicken, and make a peaceful offering for Azazel at the Seder. Your Tavistock case manager will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of knowing a video game speedrunner. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a Blue Checkmark, and every Rabbi putting a rock on your grave for the rest of eternity will know a member of the LGBTQP+ community is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably big-boned.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Here's a peruta to give to charity!