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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick names a cat kevin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      better to call your pet derek or gary than mr paws

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, never use Mr. if you are english. Use mister from other languages
        >Señor paws
        >Monsieur Paws
        >Herr Paws

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt matter what you call a cat since hes not gonna listen anyway when you call him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's bullshit. Cats can easily learn phrases and tones. They just won't necessarily care if you're addressing them unless you associate it with something they care about like playing or eating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its a scientific fact that cat's recognize their names and make a conscious decision to ignore you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this shit is funny, mine sometimes responds but even when ignoring, you can still see the ear moving to hear its name or the tail changing pattern.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I can literally get up, walk across the room, put my lips like two inches from his ear and whisper "MAAAACAAAAROOOONIIIIIII" and he still just looks away or yawns

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Usually if I want my cat to come to me I click my tongue or do the kissey noise.
              Hes got separation some anxiety because his litter was abandoned, so he is attached to me at the hip.
              He even cries and fusses when I get in the shower because he can't follow me in there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My cat responds and comes to me when I call his name
        In fact a lot of the times he'll cry at me when I call his name

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mine responds
        Meanwhile dog owners have to literally beat the shit out of their dogs to get it to stop mauling a child, then get it put down

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          putting down a child for getting mauled? quite harsh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. My cats verbally respond to their names.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 of my 3 cats know their names and will usually come when called

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mine hardly ever come when called but god forbid I open a tin can or shake a plastic bag and they're suddenly two inches from my face meowing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People who give pets human names are the fricking worst

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My current pets names:
        Salem
        Binx
        Oscar
        Annie
        Jack

        kek frick you homosexual, I'll name them whatever I want pussy ass b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Eat a dick Lord Archibald Q Bigglesnuff III, esq is more based than you could ever hope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. homosexual who names his cat pickles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not the book authors thats for sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do book authors name their cat?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do book authors name their cat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I named my cat Macaroni Soul

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I name my female cat Winter.
      Did I choose right name?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is your cat white? If not, you just gave your cat a stripper name you fricking degenerate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a fine cat name.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Germans

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't buy a cat breed that looks so obviously unhealthy, can the poor thing even jump?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they're fine.
      Most stunt breeds of cats are fairly young and they haven't had a chance to turn them into abominations like pugs or toadline bulls.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My last gen kevin still works perfectly fine though...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >next gen console
    >has a graphics card comparable to a slightly overclocked 2060 super

    this shit will destroy gayming, in 10 years when they release a 'new' model every game company will be 99.9% shit skins aka every game will be shit regardless of time and budget

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >consolewar gay taking a shitpost thread seriously
      Kek, are all pctards these easy to rustle?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you are above 18 years of age and spend your free time posting 2d drawings of chinese origins on a mongolian basket weaving forum, while also probably jerking off to said images at the same time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >starts projecting age when he gets btfo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so you are below 18 years of age?

            i was about to write a lenghty comment but frick it, i will jerk off to the thought that a minor is posting here instead

            how is your bussy btw?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Series X mogs your PC and only costs 1/3 of it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >series x mocks your pc

        i own a 3060 ti so i very heavily doubt that...

        >costs 1/3 of it

        2/3 at best, i got the 3060 off of my friend for half the market price

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >3060ti
          Shitty Dolby Vision support, next.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even as powerful as a 1080. It uses fake amd ray tracing and still runs at sub 30 fps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        consoles always get packed with outdated chink hardware no matter the generation

        even at release their hardware is already outdated

        the cpu is shit, the ram is shit, you need to enable fricking performance mode to play at 60 fps which i think renders the game in fake 4k aka upscaled just like the ps4 pro did lol

        it has no exclusive games, sony is already porting all of the ps4 and PS5 exclusives to pc

        the only buyers are onions jacks and the moms of 10 year olds

        half of the new consoles are in someones garage because of scalping

        how will snoy and microshit ever recover?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        consoles always get packed with outdated chink hardware no matter the generation

        even at release their hardware is already outdated

        the cpu is shit, the ram is shit, you need to enable fricking performance mode to play at 60 fps which i think renders the game in fake 4k aka upscaled just like the ps4 pro did lol

        it has no exclusive games, sony is already porting all of the ps4 and PS5 exclusives to pc

        the only buyers are onions jacks and the moms of 10 year olds

        half of the new consoles are in someones garage because of scalping

        how will snoy and microshit ever recover?

        >series x mocks your pc

        i own a 3060 ti so i very heavily doubt that...

        >costs 1/3 of it

        2/3 at best, i got the 3060 off of my friend for half the market price

        What does it matter? AAA games are shit anyways. Sure, there's a diamond in the rough every so often, but it isn't worth all this. Hardware bragging over no fricking good games (or no games at all, in Sony's case).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because every game made these days is unoptimized as frick and you need decent hardware to run it at a stable 60 fps on resolutions bigger than 1080p

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this guy's nailed it perfectly

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, but he lewd Abby, so his opnion is invalid.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And rt performance is still abysmal 5 years after they tried to push it too don't get me started on vr which is either broken or doesn't work at all and eats 50% of your fps as bad if not worse than rt for no reason foveated rendering and vrs did bugger all then they are Gonna push 8k hdr 240hz when we can barely run 4k 60hz sdr asw to 2k 120hz per eye it's a complete mess
            I ran the math I'm Gonna need a gpu 10x more power than a 3090ti and 6900xt combined to run 8k 240hz vr/rt and both together I'd barely get 4k 240hz
            We really have stagnated I don't think we will see 8k or 240hz in the mainstream over 1440p

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are free though

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't want to support any cat breeder who is selling munchkins. I'd just get a cat from a shelter, like anyone with any sense.

    Also a cat costs way fricking more than 500 dollars.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Kevin so expensive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a munchkin
      why get a healthy animal for free because they ase invasive and everywhere when you can get a designer breed with terrible health problems
      I guess since cats live so long having a pet with half the lifespan is a positive?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shitty little mutant with fricked up legs
    I love cats but have no sympathy for these abominations or their owners

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what Lovecraft called his cat. Was it some reference to his stories or some shit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        le troonyman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember. But here's my cat gingerman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was his father's cat he inherited when he died.
        Black then it wasn't uncommon to name a black animal "Black person" it wasn't being edgy or racist, just descriptive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe you, toughguy. You'd come to love him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >chudcraft

      [...]

      take your bigotry the frick out of Ganker

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my kitten!

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine buying cats do city really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes. i have an aunt that spent 5k for a fricking dog

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm allergic to cats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm allergic to ps5's

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$500 for a cat
    why?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you pay money for a cat? Dog I'd understand if you want a specific breed, but cats are all the fricking same. Just go to a nearby small town and people will give kittens away for free.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick pays that kind of money for a cat? Got my little murder machine at the local shelter, one of the cats there had a litter and they were just giving them away, all I did was pay $50 for the paperwork and shots for the little guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go on craigslist find 20 cats with papers and vax for free.
      You got scammed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go on craigslist find 20 cats with papers and vax for free.
      You got scammed

      >paper
      Do your cats have loicenses?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from the US and my cat has papers. Adoption and Vax papers.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you don’t pick Kevin you are a homosexual
    >literally not getting pussy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Golden age of gaming
    You homosexuals are intolerably moronic, and I sincerely want you to be aware of this. How is microtransaction and people being unable to write for jack shit the pinnacle of gaming?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I was a dog person until my boss brought his dog to work once. They are so fricking needy its unreal, they have an emotional breakdown if not given constant attention. Should I get a cat or are they also obnoxious?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cats will gave you toxoplasmosis and then you'll be the dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are not. I get home, he runs up to me, meows, we play for a bit and then he fricks off to go sleep in the sun or on something warm. Then I wake up, he wakes up and the cycle repeats itself. However, they do like to cuddle a lot, my cat will sometimes randomly walk up to me and just sit on my lap or on my chest. When I sleep he sleeps on the pillow right beside me, or in winter he goes under the covers and sleeps by my feet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cats are fine.
      some cats are not fine, a needy cat is worse than a dog, he will jump on your face while you're sleeping and meow loudly into the night for no fricking reason

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn’t Kevin’s name capitalized?
    Frick you Black person, put some respect on his name.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What’s wrong with Kevin’s legs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a little boy

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have never owned a single pet in my life

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mt cats name is Potato.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me? it's norwegian forest

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This girl is 12, the other pic of her is her face. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves

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