So now that SV confirmed people eat Pokmon, will Gen 10 feature a full-on cooking Pokmon minigame?

So now that SV confirmed people eat Pokémon, will Gen 10 feature a full-on cooking Pokémon minigame?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shudo isn't canon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was less of a hack than shitfreak

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Average /vp/ poster is an actual moron who thinks people eating Pokemon hasn't been implied since Gen 1

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“#115. Farfetch’d: They always carry a plant stalk for crafting their nest when walking. A recent study also revealed the stalk to be food for emergencies. Several years ago, the mass media reported on the deliciousness of cooking Farfetch’d with their stalk. This news spread nationwide, resulting in a massive decline in their population.”
      Not just implied.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 12 will have hyper-realistic pokemon hunting a la Red Dead 2 with more effort spent on that one feature than the rest of the game.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    W-Why are they blushing? Are they enjoying it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're naked under there

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be red too if you are literally cooking yourself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're vore fetishists, they want to be prey.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now that SV confirmed people eat Pokémon
    this shit happened all the way back in gen 1 moron

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because Gen 10 has already come out.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't play S/V ever, where do they imply that people eat Pokemon?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cooking minigame with laughing and "NICE JOB" popins while the cooked Pokemon squirms with ragdoll physics.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Corphish taste like shit for wandering around dirty water and eating whatever it finds?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Crawdaunt claws are canoncially terrible food.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, just like how lobster taste like shit for being literal bottom feeders.

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