So says I, Hilda of Lorule.

So says I, Hilda of Lorule.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So could you use lowrule to find out stuff about Zelda? If Hilda doesn’t put out easily, would that means Zelda does?
    Would Link have ED?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the actual frick was her problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she wants the TriForce just like everybody else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Wants the triforce

        Ravio should've fricked her more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you even play the game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I have moron, have you ever heard of a joke post? There is usually always a "What was their problem" post in these kind of threads.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >be an idiot
          >"i-it was a joke bro!"
          Nice damage control, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The people of Lorule warred over their Triforce, just like in Hyrule. So the Lorulean royal family decided to destroy their Triforce in order to stop the warring. No Triforce, no source to fight over. What they didn't anticipate is their Triforce was also sustaining their world, so with it gone their world began to crumble. Crops died, evil began to spread, and even the castle garrison abandoned the royal castle for another lord. Everyone blamed the royal family for the decline of their world, and Hilda bore the brunt of that blame and guilt.

      She wanted Hyrule's Triforce to replace Lorule's, but got suckered by Yuga and her own foolish ambition in her pursuit of power. In the end she got what she wanted, but it was through a gift of kindness and cooperation, not out of conquest.

      I wonder what she'd say if she learned that Hyrule bore an even worse curse to become engulfed in eternal strife because of Demise and Link constantly reincarnating to face each other, with the kingdom and the royal family caught in this endless war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hyrule bore an even worse curse
        It doesn't. Lorule is almost uninhabitable by humans and most of its subjects became monsters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lorule had an inverted triforce, so Hilda's wisdom was replaced with madness or stupidity, while Ravio's courage was replaced with cowardice. Presumably Yuga has weakness too, but he's cunning enough to steal Ganon's Power.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cowardice, Foolishness, and Weakness. And by the end of the game they've all expressed the standard virtues of the Triforce, before Zelda wishes it back. I don't think the inverted Triforce is supposed to represent these reverse-virtues, but rather it's the absence of any Triforce at all.
        I also think the virtues could be shifted. Yuga is courageous. Hilda is powerful. Ravio is wise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was an inversion of traits, but also partially positive. Ravio had Cunning instead of Courage, Hilda had Intelligence instead of Wisdom, Yuga had Talent instead of Power. Because Hilda did have the smart idea to get rid of the source of conflict (But the last of foresight or wisdom to realize what her actions would do), Yuga initially bests Link with skill instead of strength, and Ravio does sort of save Lorule by having the cunning to string Link along into doing it for him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She didn’t frick Ravio

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her game was kind of boring, but she was good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its the best zelda game

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to play that game again right now but I don't want to buy a 3DS and emulating two screens never feels right.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GLOVED HANDJOBS WOO WOO

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the overworld music changing after completing the last dungeon was breddy gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. I found the Lorule mix of Dark World much more laid back but it was nice to get a more bombastic version at the end.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ebik maymay fellow redditor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't fix you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can't fix perfection

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that sexy "hey"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what made me like her.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hilda > Zelda

    That applies to Sabrina the Teenage witch as well

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hyrule
    >hylians
    >Lorule
    >e-girlans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Officially it's Lorulian

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gerudo need to be in more topdown games. I think they only appear in one and a spin off

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So says I, Hilda of Lorule.
    If you insist your highness.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >still the best piece of smut of hilda
      damn shame. she deserves more love.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Purple lipstick blowjob.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GLOVED HANDJOBS WOO WOO

      These at the same time
      Smear the purple lipstick all over with the satin gloves

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still wish she were in smash as an echo or skin of Zelda
    Thread theme:

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda but goth
    Sexo

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