So....this game sucks.

So....this game sucks.

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Mike Stoklasa's Worst Fan Shirt $21.68

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the vertical screen scroll fricked on an actual NES? Horizontal is fine but vertical gives me eye cancer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a NES game. So yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's normal for NES games. It's a VRAM limitation normally covered by overscan so you should enable that maybe if it bothers you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what the hardware difference is between horizontal and vertical scrolling. Like how SMB2 (the American one) halts the game to scroll vertically but horizontal scroll is seamless. Obviously if they can only have one direction be smooth it makes sense they'd pick horizontal because of all the sidescrollers.

        How FF1 had so many bugs? They didn't test the game or what?

        It's programmed by one Iranian-American guy in assembly. Supposedly when Square debugged the game in Japan they had to phone him in America, describe the bug, and he had to explain how to fix it from memory because he didn't have the source code in front of him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering its age, it's a lot better than its competition at the time (Dragon Quest).
      But yeah it's not great, the third one is the best of the NES ones.

      It depends on the game. Devs back then used the overscan areas on the tops and sides of the screen to store junk data. It was normally hidden behind the bezel on CRT TV's so you couldn't see it. Sometimes it's on the side, sometimes it's on the top and bottom.

      The amount of garbage depends on a game by game basis because there were no standards for overscan back then.
      A good modern emulator will have screen cropping options to chop that shit out., and the ability to set and save it on a game by game basis (retroarch).

      How FF1 had so many bugs? They didn't test the game or what?

      Shoestring budget by a studio literally going out of business, and it was coded by some brown guy who didn't even speak the same language as the rest of the dev team

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    op here meant series

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a moronic ape

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    op here meant genre

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is just as much as an rpg as western ones at the time

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played that as a kid (the remake on gameboy) and it was really only good to me because I had no other games i hadnt yet played and I liked the other final fantasy games.It's more a peice of history than a game for us to actually enjoy at this point. This is like trying to compare pacman with the shit we have now; given the choiuce between pacmana nd any game made after 2000 you'll never choose pac man

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder if you played a version of FF1 with MP instead of magic charges you did NOT beat the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brought back some nightmare memories of me trying reaaalllll hard to play the game before I knew how to read, cus my cool older sister (lmao a 4 year old) got to the airship and I LIKE AIRSHIPS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now why did you use word cool to describe your older sister? Is she still cool?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          got any nudes?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We don't know if she's still cool yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FF1 mimics D&D spell slots, but with open uses of any known spell from that list instead of specifically preparing how many uses each spell gets
      >decades later, modern 5e D&D uses the FF1 system of "these are the spells you have, you get this many uses of that level freely from that group known"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I play 4 monk comp and avoid having to get gear the entire game, did I beat the game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You definitely beat the game. You likely abused the game senseless. How many turns did chaos last? One and a half?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, monks are completely busted and literally better without gear. It lets you spend way more money on supplies.

        >S
        Monk
        >A
        Red Mage
        >B
        Fighter, White Mage, Black Mage
        >E
        Thief

        The most balanced party would be fighter, white mage, black mage, thief

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite game at 8 years old
    >spent hours scouring different areas for a 4th ribbon because there's no way they wouldn't give you one for every party member
    Fricking bullshit game design.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you are not using the patch, then sure.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFI is only cool if you play it with the novelty of "they made a whole bootleg AD&D campaign with a few bytes of data and it mostly kinda works" in mind

    There are so many more interesting games you can play now that playing a remake or remaster or whatever misses the point.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what I've been saying for years, the whole series is a pile of shit and has the most annoying fanbase.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with it? my wife played through it recently, it seems like a fun old school JRPG grind, like dragon warrior or phantasy star

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, it's broken but it's charming and fun. Square was the bethseda of there time, every ff have big programming mistake

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >84-page Explorer's Handbook

    Bros, it's not fricking fair. We don't even get game manuals anymore.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How FF1 had so many bugs? They didn't test the game or what?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      square didn't have any faith in the game so it had hardly any resources, Sakaguchi even had to hire an iranian programmer to code the game because square wouldn't give him one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to rush to release it before Dragon Quest III.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people trying to honestly defend this obsolete, dated piece of shit

    Yes it was innovative at the time but that still does not mean its not extremely unfun and primitive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun game, one of the best on the NES. Don't know what to tell you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be nice to be easily amused. So many games for you to enjoy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, FF1 is a great cozy game to mess with when you're just wanting a straightforward classic JRPG. I play it every couple years

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Four White Mages to kill Chaos!?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s actually one of the better final fantasy games because it lets you pick your classes at the start, but then you can’t job switch, so it’s kind of like playing one of the final fantasies that don’t have job systems but you get to pick the characters. They should really make another game like this one

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *