So this is officially their hardest boss fight ever huh? >Laurence. >Defiled Amygdala?

So this is officially their hardest boss fight ever huh?
>Laurence
>Defiled Amygdala / Watchdog
>Orphan
>Midir
None of them even come close. This bullshit is the natural end result of the Artorias of the Abyss DLC.
Sanctuary Guardian was a warning shot.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bullshit
    what bullshit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She regains HP even if you block it with a 100% block shield. This is unfair, it doesnt even make sense in-context, and it runs counter to every other form of “lifegain” in video game history.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She regains HP even if you block it with a 100% block shield.
        Good, she would be too easy otherwise
        >This is unfair
        No it isn't
        >it doesnt even make sense in-context
        Yes it does, you always get scarlet rot proc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Good, she would be too easy otherwise
          If her difficulty hinges on one mechanic like that, she's a shit boss

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Luckily it doesn't hinge on 1 mechanic.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >doesn't hinge on 1 mechanic

              >She regains HP even if you block it with a 100% block shield.
              Good, she would be too easy otherwise
              >This is unfair
              No it isn't
              >it doesnt even make sense in-context
              Yes it does, you always get scarlet rot proc

              >Good, she would be too easy otherwise
              Sounds like it does, by your own admission

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Correct

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her difficulty hinges on the fact that she can use hyperarmor to recover and counterattack or dodges, which together with attack committment filters button mashers

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's not what makes her difficult. Remove her attack that targets you across the map and she becomes a normal boss

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's not what makes her difficult.
                yes it is
                >Remove her attack that targets you across the map and she becomes a normal boss
                Nah, waterfowl is really easy to avoid

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. distance keeper

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah she didnt like my jump attack spam and grabbed be whenever she could

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        beware, anon, now you're going to argue with literal clinical imbeciles. they will swarm you. they will smother shit all over you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't disagree but the real issue is her giant health pool before lifesteal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Health steal aside, my complaint is that she can animation cancel out of stagger states and reset her poise. I can deal
      With being punished for getting hit by giving her some health back but inconsistency in unpredictable boss behavior getting you killed is dumb

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I killed her really quickly with bleed bandit swords and mimic tear

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found Radagon to be harder. Malenia is impressive but once you understand Waterfowl Dance she's not bad at all and her poise is easily broken which is a pretty glaring weakpoint for a super boss.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only hard part is dodging waterfowl.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The fight's pretty underwhelming otherwise.
      Not even a top-3 fight in Elden Ring.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only hard part is dodging waterfowl
      This is a true statement, but it's underselling how detrimental this one move is to the entire fight. Because this one move exists, you have to play passively for almost the entire fight in case she decides to whip it out, and I don't find that a fun way to play the game.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with the popularly held theory that she's cobbled together from leftover scrapped Tomoe fight patterns.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no one believes that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronic homosexuals do. and we're on Ganker.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think they believe that. It's just one of the discord talking points.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man has a point

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes perfect sense though. if you actually pay attention to details instead of just reading a redditor's opinion that is

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >makes perfect sense though
          No it doesn't, she literally attacks too fast for Sekiro. She was made for a dodge centric gameplay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            One, they can just speed up or slow down animations as they see fit. Two, Look at isshins one mind. It’s literally just 1 wave of waterfowl dance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing about this looks right. Might as well be Bowser there.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how she blatantly wasn't made for Sekiro deflection so the homosexual modder had to turn off some hitboxs of her fastest attack flurries

          >katana
          >waterfowl dance
          >only way for her to not heal is to perfect block
          she does fit with sekiro even if she wasnt made for it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            dance
            Katans and attacks you have to run away from have been a thing in all Souls games
            >>only way for her to not heal is to perfect block
            Malenia has to heal on block because she has very little damage to stability and very little poise

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's really cool. Is there another Webm for her second phase?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Final hit of her Shadow Clone Jutsu is a Mikiri Counter

            Very nice

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how she blatantly wasn't made for Sekiro deflection so the homosexual modder had to turn off some hitboxs of her fastest attack flurries

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just spammed giant hunt on my greatsword and pretty much stun locked her to death

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to like ER, but the game basically forces you to engage meta to win. I mean you can look at a lot of different streamers and see they're all using the same shit to counter her. It's just not fun, and all builds are no longer viable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can beat her with whatever fricking build you want.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello uncle moron

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >official
    OP do you have brain damage?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no hardest boss; it depends on build and level. On my last playthrough I had an unbelievably hard time with Mohg and killed Malenia in maybe four tries and a lot of that was just rust.
    Some people struggled the most against Orphan, for some it was Ludwig, for me it was Lawrence. That's just how these games are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sort of agree, but when BB first came out I struggled for a long time on Orphan. Post Elden Ring, fighting Orphan again it was like he was underwater, he was as easy as Gascoigne. So I do think overall the games have gotten harder with each release.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This except the DS3 DLC kicked me ass so hard. Didn’t see it coming as I breezed past most of the main game.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she becomes a joke when you stop waterfowl with ice bombs, she has 1 difficult move but when stopped, her fight is no harder than something like martyr logarius

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Royal Revenants are worse than any of those.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The heal-on-hit mechanic is really annoying. I bet that using a shield is viable but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth that the boss heals off of a block.
    With all the broken shit in Elden Ring, she isn't bad outside of the bullshit Waterfowl Dance

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She only deals phys damage so a good shield can break through her more bullshit attacks. Life Drain is a nasty trick but dealing a lot of damage to her isn't really a problem as much as surviving her big moves.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this wasn't even that hard you fricking normalgay.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's harder.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Aegis and acid conpletely trivialize phase 2. The hardest Lies of P boss was the green swamp monster

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aegis
        You mean just holding it up or doing the perfect parrys?
        >acid
        I wasn't using an advanced build, just plain old motivity with the holy ark sword. Will try acid in ng+

  16. 5 months ago
    Typical

    shes about a midboss in sekiro terms, shes literally just a dodge check

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am Malenia, blade of Miquella
    Still gives anons ptsd to this day
    I-I kneel

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So this is officially their hardest boss fight ever huh?
    Looks like you didn't play Sekiro.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > that
      > hard
      If you want hard at least post owl from the past. Sword Saint is piss easy in comparison.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolute meme of a boss. Both Demon of Hatred and Owl Father are harder

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Less fun doesn’t mean harder. Though I only beat the first owl father, maybe the final form was when the game finally got fun.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use mimic and magic easy win.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sanctuary Guardian was pretty easy though?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't understand why she heals. Remove that feature and the fight is 100% fine

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just summon a few of the bros for co-op. Defeated her first try 🙂

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting with the hardest
    >Malekith
    >Burning Hotdog 2.0
    >Malenia
    >Sister Friede
    >Slave Knight Gael
    >Midar
    >Demon Prince
    My uncle is Miyazaki and the above is objectively correct. It’s the bosses we couldn’t beat without a tear.
    I’m told Shitkero has some harder bosses in a randomized run but I wanted nothing to do with that game after beating it.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Millicent after curing her and becoming her husband

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia is 100% not harder than the hardest Chalice dungeon bosses. She has one problematic move and is otherwise just a more annoying Friede.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The burning hot dog of doom.

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