So this is Pokemon now, huh?
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you're fricking with me
>a frickin bridge
>they could have designed any fantastical creature they wanted
>and they chose a fricking bridge
Literally my mom's bridge
Let me tell you about this ice cream cone pokemon
Unironically based and superior to gen 1.
Why are pokemongays so disingenuous?
>Voltorb is okay
>this isn't
Explain why.
voltorb is a mimic that looks like an item in game and tricks people/prey by disgusing itself as that hoping someone tries to pick it up so it can attack and get the upper hand
this is a tiny bridge shaped pokemon?
The bridge pokemon is a mimic that looks like a bridge to get people to drive on it as it derives sexual pleasure from it.
The bridge is just a dirty coomer that licks the underside of your car as it shoots cum with its bridge wiener into the waters below
Har har har still shit design but then again Pokemon have been Digimon tier since gen 5-6
1. Thats not what a mimic is in the context of rpgs. Youre not going around interacting with random fricking bridges only to get jumped by a fake bridge
2. Youre not funny
malding
Imaigne getting vored by a trap bridge
Man, it sure would suck to be under the bridge when it blasted out cum.
voltorb isn't even remotely as ridiculous looking as that thing
i wouldn't mind if it were just that
its the excessive amount of Blacks that is getting to me
raikou was worse
what was a ferocious fast tiger with lightning, is now a fricking fast giraffe
Don’t be racist I am a building
He reminds me of Rhydon when he's not in bridge mode.
it's actually a staple remover when not in bridge mode
>it's actually a staple remover when not in bridge mode
I feel like Gamefreak gets joy out of pissing off their fans at this point. There is no way they aren't doing this on purpose at this point
I mean, they've got multiple confirmations now that they can shit out half-finished betas and it will still sell 10 million copies
why put in effort when it will sell millions on brand name alone
You know, I was never the biggest fan of Gen 1 designs but compared to a fricking staple remover bridge pokemon I would take a million plain birds with angry eyes.
please understand small multi billionaire developer
it actually folds out into a bridge shape to fire energy like a railcannon
It's just a bridge.
imagine you are a child walking around with your caterpie and someone sends out a sentient bridge to frick your shit up
Wait till you see what it evolves into
cool! an inside job
Quick, what would its typing and special ability be?
Steel/grass, defeatist
Fire/Steel
Steel, Self Destruct
Steel/Electric Double resistance to Flying
Moveset:
>Nasty Plot
>Selfdestruct
>Payday
Nice
>Probopass used Secret Power
>It's super effective
use steel beam!
>*towerdon is teetering*
pokemon has had dogshit designs since gen 5
The icecream is based because it make autists seeth
Hey that's the thing Etika jumped off of.
Can't believe we just got bridge bugged
You're not entitled to good designs chud
Remeber when 99% of pokemon looked like they could be actual animals that could believably live in the wild? Can you fricking imagine like a herd of these bridges just wandering around on some plains living a life? It's absurd.
>design a pokemon from what you saw on the way to work that day
Car pokemon when?
come on anon, they just made bike pokemon
already exists
>not even a cool triangle bridge a fricking suspension bridge
>mfw it isn't a world map depicting a suspension bridge area with a sleeping pokemon blocking the way
what did they do to my raikou
Have we really reached finally the point where digimon has better designs than pokèmon?
Digimon always had better designs
>little lizard evolves into big dinosaur evolves into gundam
nah
lizard evolves into big dinosaur evolves into gundam
FRICK YEAH
Digimon is a mixed bag, but at least it was consistent from the start.
Imagine being blessed with a job about designing cool monsters for a children's video game and you do shit like this.
They couldn't even bother to make the brown girl attractive this time around
Pokemon is truly dead
You just need to suspend your disbelief bro
its only game