Sometimes I wish a burglar would break into my house so I can apply an ape-like violent force to him, possibly even killing him in the process. And no, burglars here don't have guns lol so he would be 100% fricked. I'm 1'87m tall.
>Bout to burgle someones shit >He lost a bunch of ranked games and is feeling down >give him a hug instead >turns out I was just burgling in an attempt to fill the emotional void in my heart
Sometimes while driving I daydream about getting into a road rage incident with gangbangers where they try to kill me and I beat them with a shitty medieval mace I have in my trunk.
When i lived in the ghetto i had a guy try to kick in my door and i answered the door with my ak 47 and a flail screaming like a madman that i was going to bash his head in. I never had any problems after that and my apartment was the only 1st floor one that wasn't robbed when i lived there
I think about it so much that I clean my gun and check my ammunition everynight. I can put my rifle back together in total darkness. I even leave my backdoor unlocked. Any intruder who comes into my domain will die and it will be totally legal. I will show no remorse and magdump just to make sure.
everyone dreams about this shit
we are warriors at heart, its in our DNA
we want to fight and kill
no matter how hard they try to suppress it and domesticate us, we will never change
this
honest to god words of wisdom, join the military or a pmc that serves your country. I struggled finding a place in the world for 27 years before i realized that violence really is part of the natural human condition. Society, civilization, all this shit is cool and all but after coming back from my tour in the iraq i genuinely do believe violence is a basic human necessity. There are far, far too many emotions and urges that can only be reconciled by harming another. Say what ever you want about America just being a golem, blah blah, but i'm more at peace with myself than i've ever been these last few years of civvie life.
Nah, I think most home defense retailers know this, I imagine only 1% of home defense related gear even gets used that's why there are so many gimmicky crappy things in the market. It's there so you can put somewhere near your bedstand and daydream about bludgeoning a whole group of people with it, even though it's more likely to break after one swing after hitting a wall first.
when i was a young lad, some crazy b***h broke into our house at 2 in the morning and nearly stabbed my older sister to death with scissors, just some crazy b***h that my sister barely knew
havent thought about that in a while, did you like story time? theres not much more interesting details, sister is fine
My buddy’s mom was murdered in her kitchen over drug money. (Likely a crackprostitute) He found her body in a pool of blood. For years he got letters from the killers taunting him
Granted, team games with big player counts dilute individual skill, but " all of my team members are morons all the time" is copium of the highest order
>mfw shot a burglar who broke into my house at 3am in undergrad >mfw was installing a bidet and took a break to shitpost on Ganker about it >mfw now whenever I splash my ass to clean up after taking a shit I think about that dead Black person and try not to laugh
>watching the A.I sponge bob show >they sometimes just start singing up random songs >paramount gets wind of the A.I show and DMCAs it >squidward is able to sing my way right before the stream was cut
it how it was meant to be
There's nothing gay about raping a burglar. If your house is broken into it's only reasonable to rape the criminal.
He accepted the punishment our government said he wouldn't. He decided it was a valid risk to take. He however has not accepted your wiener, therefor it is the best way to correct him, to save him.
heh
What game?
he said it already. can you not read 5 words? i'm just kidding man
fortnite
This is pretty much every LoL player.
Can game create nude futa waifu?
The Tzimisce might, if he’s feeling generous.
SF6
Clash Royale
Splatoon
Hello kitty online
CS:GO
Rocket League
me on the bottom lol
>I'm here to steal all your stuff
>and avenge all the asses you raped
Sometimes I wish a burglar would break into my house so I can apply an ape-like violent force to him, possibly even killing him in the process. And no, burglars here don't have guns lol so he would be 100% fricked. I'm 1'87m tall.
>manlets trying to play tough
>1'87 meters is "manlet"
Weak bait just replying cuz I'm bored as frick
You're only 1'870 mm tall
well, i'm 1.88m. you are a manlet in my eyes
1.89m here, you guys need to stop coping
1.895 here. stop making fun of the little boys, you manlet
>1.87m
lmao fricking dwarf, shortest person in my family is 1.91m
Too tall for fights
Is 1.87 really considered impressive in America?
>he doesn't know
>t. tallest cousin of manly tears
>5'13
LMAO look at this manlet thinking he's one of the big boys
>burglars here don't have guns
How do you know
>stabs you
sneak theif is my favorite class in any video games. there's so much freedom
I feel they often trivialize content and sometimes ruin/avoid fun content through their stealthshit.
>they dont know i've been edging for 5 hours
>and fully naked from the waist down for superior mobility
they'll never see it coming
>Bout to burgle someones shit
>He lost a bunch of ranked games and is feeling down
>give him a hug instead
>turns out I was just burgling in an attempt to fill the emotional void in my heart
>she steals your heart
that's why you can never trust romanians
Ok Frollo
fat elf
>they
Yes. Your problem mr. internet african?
Does it make me a bad person if I daydream about beating the shit out of a home invader and how awesome I'd be?
No
Sometimes while driving I daydream about getting into a road rage incident with gangbangers where they try to kill me and I beat them with a shitty medieval mace I have in my trunk.
>and I beat them with a shitty medieval mace I have in my trunk.
no change, have to buy something
you have one ore dream of having one?
My friend bought me a 30 dollar mace for my birthday years ago and I broke some of the spikes off beating an old computer
I'm at work and don't have a picture of mine but it looks exactly like this one
When i lived in the ghetto i had a guy try to kick in my door and i answered the door with my ak 47 and a flail screaming like a madman that i was going to bash his head in. I never had any problems after that and my apartment was the only 1st floor one that wasn't robbed when i lived there
the French call that some stupid word. normal people call that the void
post it
Post pic
I think about it so much that I clean my gun and check my ammunition everynight. I can put my rifle back together in total darkness. I even leave my backdoor unlocked. Any intruder who comes into my domain will die and it will be totally legal. I will show no remorse and magdump just to make sure.
everyone dreams about this shit
we are warriors at heart, its in our DNA
we want to fight and kill
no matter how hard they try to suppress it and domesticate us, we will never change
this
honest to god words of wisdom, join the military or a pmc that serves your country. I struggled finding a place in the world for 27 years before i realized that violence really is part of the natural human condition. Society, civilization, all this shit is cool and all but after coming back from my tour in the iraq i genuinely do believe violence is a basic human necessity. There are far, far too many emotions and urges that can only be reconciled by harming another. Say what ever you want about America just being a golem, blah blah, but i'm more at peace with myself than i've ever been these last few years of civvie life.
Everyone does that, you're just brave enough to admit it
Nah, I think most home defense retailers know this, I imagine only 1% of home defense related gear even gets used that's why there are so many gimmicky crappy things in the market. It's there so you can put somewhere near your bedstand and daydream about bludgeoning a whole group of people with it, even though it's more likely to break after one swing after hitting a wall first.
>home defense related gear
I just have a baseball bat.
troony THREAD
when i was a young lad, some crazy b***h broke into our house at 2 in the morning and nearly stabbed my older sister to death with scissors, just some crazy b***h that my sister barely knew
havent thought about that in a while, did you like story time? theres not much more interesting details, sister is fine
My buddy’s mom was murdered in her kitchen over drug money. (Likely a crackprostitute) He found her body in a pool of blood. For years he got letters from the killers taunting him
thats fricked
Meanwhile the police go after whites that litter
>burglar walks in looking for money
>me too bro lets go
>burglar joins your party
>burglar enters
>they hear through the walls
>SLAP SLAP SLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
amrimutts can't be funny
um but I repeated the meme joke of course I'm funny
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>GET PREGNANT
>muffled burglar suffocating noises: I can't breed!
>burgler breaks into my house
>their face when they realize I'm in the middle of intense sexual relation with a very horny bear
You could say that he wasn't able to bear the sight of such a thing.
I've lost 37 matches in a row in BF5, I'm not lying.
Why are you this bad? do you have a crippling disease?
Im not even that bad, yet I'm ALWAYS placed in a moronic team.
i could relate to this but i completely gave up on playing multiplayer games.
Sure that you aren't getting team stacked against cheaters? BFV was pretty bad with that shit for a while.
I'm sorry anon, that's grade a copium. You are that bad
It's not possible to be bad or good in a game that is like 20vs20.
Granted, team games with big player counts dilute individual skill, but " all of my team members are morons all the time" is copium of the highest order
If your teammates are always the problem, you might need to take a look at yourself...
>get over 50 kills almost each match
>teammates below 30,more deaths than kills
They are the problem
But are you playing the objective? The thing that actually wins the match?
Yes, but teammates don't.
That game is one sided most of the time
>mfw shot a burglar who broke into my house at 3am in undergrad
>mfw was installing a bidet and took a break to shitpost on Ganker about it
>mfw now whenever I splash my ass to clean up after taking a shit I think about that dead Black person and try not to laugh
>dead water Black folk tongue my anus
>burglar breaking into my house to steal my games
>they don't know i have a ps5
>Some kids try to steal from my store
>They don't know I'm a Shaco main
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL MEEEEEE. YOU NEED TO STAND BACK AS I STEAL ALL YOUR STUFF!!! NOOOoooooo-
Does anyone know what ended up happening to this band miscreants and the short blade samurai?
The guys League account was active 8 days ago, maybe justice prevailed and he didn't go to jail.
so fricking true lmao
I am gonna rape the burglar now haha
>a burglar break into my home.
>I thank him because I accidently left my key at work and have been stuck outside with no way in.
>watching the A.I sponge bob show
>they sometimes just start singing up random songs
>paramount gets wind of the A.I show and DMCAs it
>squidward is able to sing my way right before the stream was cut
it how it was meant to be
love this type of normie humor
much more consistently funny and not as schizophrenic and annoyingly ironic as Ganker humor
There's nothing gay about raping a burglar. If your house is broken into it's only reasonable to rape the criminal.
He accepted the punishment our government said he wouldn't. He decided it was a valid risk to take. He however has not accepted your wiener, therefor it is the best way to correct him, to save him.
true, it's good to help rehabilitate him into a contributing member of society
He knows you have potato aim so there is no risk of retaliation