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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >So what did you understand about it?
    TURTLES
    ALL
    THE
    WAY
    DOOOOOOWN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Pretty much all you need to know. Although I still don't know if it's aware of the infinite regress thing it causes, I think it does but I don't get what its end goal is.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He exists, I guess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As the most complex Pokémon lore yet, and it's immensely complex, and Pokémon players can't even still understand Mew completely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but why should I care?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Then why you play pokemon? It all goes down to just tapping buttons in that sense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >most complex lore
        Ah yes. Comedy gold. Topkek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing complex about it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >So what did you understand about it?
    Magic crystals that cause dimensional shifts
    that's it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that was it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No.
          That's the same moronation as saying Eternatus is an alien

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Eternatus is an alien
            That is correct

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eternatus is literally a Pokemon alien to earth though.
            That statement isn't wrong.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A reminder that the kitakami river which is connected to the crystal pool returns lost objects to its inhabitants
    >Headcanon!
    Nope that's what the sign that you can find in the kitakami wilds say you can go and see it by yourself

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not an argument

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "he's an alien" means nothing
      "hes magical" doesnt explain anything
      besides he isnt even an alien hes as extraterrestrial as is giratina

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"he's an alien" means nothing
        He's an alien
        >"hes magical" doesnt explain anything
        He's an alien
        >he isnt even an alien hes as extraterrestrial as is giratina
        Giratina comes from another dimension eternatus in a meteorite where do meteorite come from? space

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't a "meteorite" and he's interdimensional too

          Even if he was just a meteorite from space that doesnt explain where he's from and how he's born

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He isn't a "meteorite"
            That's why i said IN a meteorite learn to read
            >Even if he was just a meteorite from space that doesnt explain where he's from
            Gee i really wonder where do meteorites come from..

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anyway the Eternamax scene entirely disproves your stance, which, if you know anything of the pokemon lore, was moronic to start with

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Anyway the Eternamax scene entirely [HEADCANON]

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, your stance is headcanon. From the head of a down syndrome, specifically

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Denying this hard
                He's an alien born from a meteorite and meteorites come from space until you prove otherwise eternatus is an alien

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon stop feeding the troll

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have down syndrome and know 0% of the pokemon lore. Troll, viking or alien since we're in the topic doesnt change that fact

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches will look at THIS eldritch horror abomination and be like "uuhm that's not an alien" when looks more like an ultra beast pokemon based on alien tropes

    I guess /vp/ user are really THAT moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't look like an Ultrabeast and you mentioning Ultrabeasts only further proves your autism in claiming he's "just le alien from le space", in all senses, one of which is that Ultrabeasts aren't just le alien from le space and themselves have an intricate lore to understand that I bet you know 0,1% about or less

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Listen to its cry and compare it with other UBs' cries, homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing to do with the ultraboost cry

          >most complex lore
          Ah yes. Comedy gold. Topkek

          then your moronic brain will certainly be able to explain terapagos 100%, since it's not complex. I'm waiting downie

          It's... Like... Every tera type but also no tera type? Or something idk

          no

          We had this thread yesterday
          It’s basically bootleg Jirachi that does things with it’s own twist
          (Jirachi can materialize things from nothingness iirc and Terapagos abuses some form of infinite realities and time/dimension travel)

          Well thats like saying Celebi is like Dialga
          Obviously Terapagos is much more important. You explained the bases at least, although theres much more to it.

          Eternatus is literally a Pokemon alien to earth though.
          That statement isn't wrong.

          in fact i didnt say its wrong, I said that saying "he is le alien" as if that explains anything at all, is meaningless, and wrong

          Besides if alien means out of earth but in the realm of space or even the multiverse, then its still technically wrong. In pokemon, pokemon are called "mysterious creatures" by the humans even though they always lived with them. theres a lore reason for that, besides meta

          >that doesn't mean it was born in a meteorite for no reason moron
          It literally does unless you can prove someone put it in there now cope

          I can, in fact. Hoenn Pokédex's description

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I can, in fact. Hoenn Pokédex's description
            Prove it then

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >redditspacing
            >mental gymnastics to explain everything
            lmao pagoskeks are so insufferable. great thread OP

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Terapagos is a paradox and it creates paradoxes
    It’s not hard to understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ^pure nonsense

      >Denying this hard
      He's an alien born from a meteorite and meteorites come from space until you prove otherwise eternatus is an alien

      creatures in pokemon arent just "born from a meteorite".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >creatures in pokemon arent just "born from a meteorite".
        Deoxys does in fact born from a meteorite

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure for every other event involving a Pokemon, it HAS to be in your party. For this little turtle, it can just get itself out of the box all on it's own. It's so powerful that it can leave the PC on it's own accord.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a device that does whatever the plot demands, logic and competent writing be damned.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It exists, it either causes the crystals or got corrupted by them (Gamefreak won't elaborate). It can travel through time, or create portals to other dimensions (Gamefreak won't elaborate).

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Intentionally designed to be as nonsensical as possible because it's a Paradox Pokemon

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're either the lowest effort troll or just missed the whole delta episode where Deoxys comes from the meteorite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It comes from inside a meteorite to earth, that doesn't mean it was born in a meteorite for no reason moron

      [...]
      >no
      No what?

      his lore is very relevant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that doesn't mean it was born in a meteorite for no reason moron
        It literally does unless you can prove someone put it in there now cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? I never said his lore wasn't relevant?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You're either the lowest effort troll or just missed [basic Pokemon story]
      /vp/ in a nutshell

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >no
    No what?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A being that grants your deepest TREASURES

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is incredible that some bored fricking homosexual saying "no" is all it takes to bait you mouth breathing morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We had this thread yesterday
    It’s basically bootleg Jirachi that does things with it’s own twist
    (Jirachi can materialize things from nothingness iirc and Terapagos abuses some form of infinite realities and time/dimension travel)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's... Like... Every tera type but also no tera type? Or something idk

  17. 1 month ago
    sage

    Its turtles all the way down...
    A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream....etc etc

    The "alternate timelines" are different realities.
    Seems like ....you know what frick that.
    The execution of this thing Terapagos was fricking trash. They didn't know WHAT the hell to do with it. Is it dream worlds? Is it a time traveler? Dimension shifter? Why does it have two eyes in tera shards??? Those glaring eyes?
    I mean what the hell is this? Terrible execution. Seems like they had too many ideas so they just decided it can do anything.
    They don't even describe how Stellar type even exists. Just because??? It's absurd. Stupid execution.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You explain pretty much exactly what it is in the first few paragraphs and then you suddenly say you don't get it? Lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not absurd or random if you know the Pokémon lore in general. All the answers to those questions are in fact findable within the games.

      And after Eternatus that distorts space and time just by breathing it was obvious the next one would be something this immense. If anything, they could literally make a series of games and stories based only on Terapagos's abilities. And yet, I feel that Scarlet Violet still did a lot and enough in their own way. The only thing that surprised me is that there wasn't a form at the end of a planet-sized Pagos like drawn in Heath's book, however I think that's actually one thing gamefreak scrapped for some reason, in fact in the battle Stellar terapagos has the fricking Dynamax echoed cry they gave to giant pokemon in sword and shield, so i think it was meant for that form to be there but then they couldn't manage it in time

      Even though the fact it's not there makes sense in the finalized story, since Sada mentions the giant body that left the abyss and Heath's encounter with that form is in another dimension

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't time travel.
    It wasn't imagination.
    Eat your mochi.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That it got forgotten and no one cares about it compared to the better dlc legendary in the game

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mashed A through the cutscenes like any normal person does. Only turbo autists care about the story in Pokemon. I shoot couldn't tell you anything that happened story-wise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then what's the point of playing Pokémon? The story isn't really skippable considering it's all that Pokémon is from start to end and in every single element, there's nothing detached from it.

      It is its soul and it makes it 3000 times better to enjoy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are utterly moronic and are missing out on actual entertainment instead of "press super effective attack button and win"
      Go to therapy for your ADHD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you even play the DLC?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Terapagos is Paldea
    Headcanon
    >Terapagos grants wishes
    Headcanon
    >Terapagos distorts timelines
    Headcanon
    >Terapagos is the eyes in Tera crowns
    Headcanon
    It's headcanon all the way down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is so complex that this time around Pokemon players could literally believe to anything cause anything sounds believable

      But they cant even still understand one of the simplest lore in pokemon, because it is still very complex but regardless, it's the simplest. Aka Mew
      They dont understand why Mew was the ancestor of all pokemon and of which pokemon specifically, actually not all at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What are you even talking about you schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >terapagos releases a mist that summons a professor with a different set of memories which dont match the professor’s memories of the current timeline and then the player gets booted to the title screen and wakes up in their dorm room like it was all a dream
      so what do you call this ability then? all of that is canon btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A dream. What does that have to do with wishes or timelines or tera crowns?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A dream where you get a physical object and lose a physical object? lol

          Im also not convinced it was just a dream but rather one of the (many) endings of Scarlet and violet where you get teleported to the room like you do in many other pokemon games

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the dome shape and random star theming? tera STARstorm, stellar type?the firmament. in hebrew it’s called the raqia. whatever terapagos liquid briar used also created an artificial firmament dome at blueberry academy, literally terraforming. what’s stellar terapagos’ signature ability? teraform zero, resets weather and terrain. reverts the effects of the raidon’s abilities

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, loved that ability
      What about raqia?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That it shouldn't exist at all.
    Shit game.
    Shit DLC.
    Shit creature.
    Worst. Pokemon. Ever.

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