>cucks pierre
Based >doesnt have a relationship with his daughter
the prostitute the cuck and the fuccboi all get the rope
Separately from that Abigail is best if you want a friend wife, or Penny if you want to "rescue" her and keep her as a slave with threats of going back to the trailer. Either is a valid form of marriage.
Just because people have the same hair color doesn't mean they're related, that'd be like saying Marnie and Alex are related since they're both brunettes.
The story is the game suggests that Abigail is actually the daughter of the wizard instead of Pierre. The game complicates things because Abigail's natural hair color is brown like Pierre's, she's a brunette, she just dyes it purple. However, once she dyes it the color never seems to fade. Ape is wishy-washy on what this all means.
Emily was added as a marriage option in a later update, from what I recall. So I guess Clint was just an unfortunate casualty of that change. And it's not like there were other options, short of making a new character.
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like >Hey buddy, how's it going? >Hope there's something good in these geodes >You know how much Emily loves her crystals >I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard… >*chuckle* >Of course, a gentleman never tells >*wink* >*chuckle* >Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi >Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus. >You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone. >I used to be single before I met Emily, then I moved to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together. >Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right? >*chuckle again* >Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
The options in that poll were >Emily >Marnie >Sandy >Pam
Emily won with 59.1% of the votes, then Sandy at 22.4%, then Marnie at 9.5%, and finally Pam at 9%.
>I never considered the older women as serious choices
Marnie was unironically the best choice and I can't believe she got barely more votes than Pam. Finally an opportunity to let you marry an older mommy type character and Twitter blows it and picks the nutty danger hair just because she's younger.
Not that I want to side with Twitter especially, but I cannot comprehend haggays on any level. You might as well be trying to prove to me that 3 = 4 in broken Swahili for all the sense you're making.
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Marnie looks like she's 35, she's not even that much of a hag.
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My guess is that if their age is not a number on the clock then it is a hag for them
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Right, because there's no middle ground between grave robber and womb raider.
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A surprising number of jasposters seem to like marnie. Though that's maybe because she's the only other woman they interact with on their way to jas.
I got filtered by this game. I got bored of growing vegetables a few hours in and didn't know where to go next. Should I try again? Is there even a progression route?
>cheats on her husband >gets pregnant from affair and hides it from him for years >shifts blame to him, pointing his "jealousy issues"
Accurate female writing, CA is very talented.
That's just how it seems in the discussions because waifuism and waifu wars is more interesting than talking about minmaxing strategies or how many blueberries you harvested today.
I just got to Fall Year 1 this run. Planning the new season crop layout and which seeds to buy is such a pain. Also didn't get to unlock iridium sprinklers yet. Frick me.
>Caroline is the Wizard's daughter >Pierre is being an insecure homosexual as usual >She's drawn to the tower the same way as Abigail >Inheriting your grandparents hair color is a thing
That's just my two cents about it.
I like to get her to 10 hearts, make her think she's escaping her sad trailer life and abusive alcoholic mother only to make her cry and marry Haley instead.
Cuckoldry is central to Starew's plot and most of it's characters. It is literally cuckoldry, all the way down.
>Demetrious literally starts the game off by talking to you about cuckoldry during the !!not_european fertility ritual!! in early spring, and how he's gonna BBC his loose wife >Abigail is literally NTR spawn. It's so painfully obvious how the Wizard cucked Pierre and used magic on him so he'd forget, and the Witch fricked off because she's not into that. >Clint is literally NTR-bait. Useless fat frick always fawning over the girl who never gives him the time of day
The big expansion mods all have one thing in common: Shitty, fanfic-tier writing. Avoid them and stick to gameplay improvement mods and you should be good.
The wizard did it
nice
?t=16
caroline should have her neck slit open like that b***h from a few years back
meh, Pierre is a massive homosexual he deserves it
Mod for Pierre's redemption arc?
Just don't harm Wizard, he's one of the victims here.
one of the options after finishing the community center let's him basically beat Morris to death
t. Sexless loser perpetually on Discord
Stop blaming everybody else for your pathetic existence, Black person. I bet your parents regret spending the time and money to raise you.
If a woman cheats, it's the man's fault.
sounds like the wizard fricking basted his dickpuke all up in carlones fricking pussy!!!! and got her PREGNANT!!!!
the story is that I'll be giving Abigail a sister soon
The story is I want to frick Caroline and her daughter at the same time.
It means Pierre will die (From suicide) without having any kids.
Is there a mod that lets you push Pierre closer and closer to killing himself every time you smoke that loser in the display contest?
>cucks pierre
Based
>doesnt have a relationship with his daughter
the prostitute the cuck and the fuccboi all get the rope
Separately from that Abigail is best if you want a friend wife, or Penny if you want to "rescue" her and keep her as a slave with threats of going back to the trailer. Either is a valid form of marriage.
wait...
is Jas also wizards daughter?
Abigail is actually Jas & the Wizard's daughter.
Don't ask how, homie can use magic.
Her parents are dead
doesnt answer the question
she shares hair color with Abigail and Wizard
and I feel she's to young to dye her hair
Just because people have the same hair color doesn't mean they're related, that'd be like saying Marnie and Alex are related since they're both brunettes.
how many people with naturally purple hair did you meet before?
oh shit
Jas came from the city. Her parents are dead.
Actually every single character that lives in stardew valley is the wizard's love child, including the dog
Jas is the secret incest daughter of abigail and the wizard
Yes, actually. Abigail's a misdirection.
for me it's jodi
definitely an anal queen
yikes
I can see it
>name is slang for guy that fricks your wife while you're deployed
A bit on the nose there, Ape
Ape thinks cheating is hilarious. His sense of humor is very unique.
He is /ourguy/ after all. I was lucky to get a free code from him on his annual Xmas giveaway on Ganker last year.
Kent's the one man in the valley who doesn't deserve his wife being taken away from him.
>complains about how hard it is being a housewife
>Sits at the town square all day, goes home to cook for 2 hours, spends the evening in the tavern
How can people see this and still play the game?
(Note: "people" does not include cuck fetishists)
The story is the game suggests that Abigail is actually the daughter of the wizard instead of Pierre. The game complicates things because Abigail's natural hair color is brown like Pierre's, she's a brunette, she just dyes it purple. However, once she dyes it the color never seems to fade. Ape is wishy-washy on what this all means.
The creator's cuck fantasies. Even in the idyllic setting he has to insert it in.
What else can you expect from a western dev.
This entire plot line and the blacksmith getting cucked by the player character always seemed weird to me.
Emily was added as a marriage option in a later update, from what I recall. So I guess Clint was just an unfortunate casualty of that change. And it's not like there were other options, short of making a new character.
I'd even take him mentioning he started like a long-distance relationship or something.
Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
I married Emily, and every time I go to the blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
>Hey buddy, how's it going?
>Hope there's something good in these geodes
>You know how much Emily loves her crystals
>I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard…
>*chuckle*
>Of course, a gentleman never tells
>*wink*
>*chuckle*
>Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
>Wait, I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
>You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
>I used to be single before I met Emily, then I moved to this town and there's this incredible, beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
>Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
>*chuckle again*
>Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.
Bad pasta
Hey Clint how's it going?
I just wish Emily didnt look like a lesbian
The options in that poll were
>Emily
>Marnie
>Sandy
>Pam
Emily won with 59.1% of the votes, then Sandy at 22.4%, then Marnie at 9.5%, and finally Pam at 9%.
I forgot there was a poll. I never considered the older women as serious choices. I am however ashamed that I forgot Sandy. I always liked her.
>I never considered the older women as serious choices
Marnie was unironically the best choice and I can't believe she got barely more votes than Pam. Finally an opportunity to let you marry an older mommy type character and Twitter blows it and picks the nutty danger hair just because she's younger.
Not that I want to side with Twitter especially, but I cannot comprehend haggays on any level. You might as well be trying to prove to me that 3 = 4 in broken Swahili for all the sense you're making.
Marnie looks like she's 35, she's not even that much of a hag.
My guess is that if their age is not a number on the clock then it is a hag for them
Right, because there's no middle ground between grave robber and womb raider.
A surprising number of jasposters seem to like marnie. Though that's maybe because she's the only other woman they interact with on their way to jas.
I went with the rich milf in the expanded mod. It's hilarious how much better she is than the author's obvious waifu insert.
Blame twitter for voting for Emily over Marnie.
We should be able to cuck the mayor
I got filtered by this game. I got bored of growing vegetables a few hours in and didn't know where to go next. Should I try again? Is there even a progression route?
Pierre is a massive homosexual and I hate him. I bang his "wife" and daughter just to keep up the tradition
>cheats on her husband
>gets pregnant from affair and hides it from him for years
>shifts blame to him, pointing his "jealousy issues"
Accurate female writing, CA is very talented.
I like Abby
She's a moronic fat frick, but i like her too.
I dated Abby just to get closer to her hot mom
boys make the best girls
Why is it that every farming game that isn't farm simulator is actually a thinly veiled harem vn?
That's just how it seems in the discussions because waifuism and waifu wars is more interesting than talking about minmaxing strategies or how many blueberries you harvested today.
I just got to Fall Year 1 this run. Planning the new season crop layout and which seeds to buy is such a pain. Also didn't get to unlock iridium sprinklers yet. Frick me.
a cuck plotline in my wholesome farm vidya?
Time to give Abigail a sister.
>Caroline is the Wizard's daughter
>Pierre is being an insecure homosexual as usual
>She's drawn to the tower the same way as Abigail
>Inheriting your grandparents hair color is a thing
That's just my two cents about it.
who /penny/ here?
I like to get her to 10 hearts, make her think she's escaping her sad trailer life and abusive alcoholic mother only to make her cry and marry Haley instead.
haley is such a fricking bawd I love her
me
Penny 🙂
You wouldn't refuse helping an old lady, would you?
Post more Stardew milfs
Cuckoldry is central to Starew's plot and most of it's characters. It is literally cuckoldry, all the way down.
>Demetrious literally starts the game off by talking to you about cuckoldry during the !!not_european fertility ritual!! in early spring, and how he's gonna BBC his loose wife
>Abigail is literally NTR spawn. It's so painfully obvious how the Wizard cucked Pierre and used magic on him so he'd forget, and the Witch fricked off because she's not into that.
>Clint is literally NTR-bait. Useless fat frick always fawning over the girl who never gives him the time of day
Are any of the mods actually good? Most just add characters that I don't care about.
The big expansion mods all have one thing in common: Shitty, fanfic-tier writing. Avoid them and stick to gameplay improvement mods and you should be good.
Yeah... I think I'll stick to Rune Factory, thanks.