So who here has been using the fricking monkey paw on the gaming industri? Or won fricking Twisted Metal lately? Because this shit is pissing me off. Let me go through the list
>I want a remake of Persona 3
GRANTED: but it will be JUST a remake of JUST the original p3. No S.links, nothing added from the superior released versions. Pure P3. Oh also it will be an entirely new voice cast and you can save the protag which ruins the entire point of the game
>I want more coom in my video games
GRANTED: It will take place in the form of gacha, which will forever be online only although its only ever single player games and once the servers are shut off you will never be able to play them again OR it will be furry coom lmao
>I want a R&C game with the BEST combat
GRANTED: You'll have a R&C game with the BEST combat. However, it will have no platforming, no minigames, no coherent story, no comedy, and everything besides the combat will not be fun.
>I want skullgirls to finally be finished and add all the characters they planned to add
GRANTED: It will be censored and the gameplay will be changed. Content previously already added will be removed
>I want a remake of Resident Evil games
GRANTED: It will have cut content
>I want video games to have bigger budgets
GRANTED: that money will be used on GRAPHICS only and the gameplay will be more shallow then an arcade game in the 80s
>I want a new classic Assassin's Creed game
GRANTED: It wont be historically accurate and have no irl content or context. It will just be bare bones in every way.
>I wish Cyberpunk was fixed
GRANTED: I will fix it in the eyes of the masses by releasing an anime and nothing else
>I wish video games had good shows or movies about them
GRANTED: I will make them good by making them 100% different from how the video games are like.
I could go on and on bros but its reaching the character limit.
Go ahead and post your other vidya monkey paws and I'll add them to my ever growing list
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I need new C&C game.
Rivals 2.
We truly do live in the monkey's paw age its not just vidya its literally everything to do with media. I mean I find it funny
>Oh also it will be an entirely new voice cast
Dubgays live in a hell of their own making.
>GRANTED: but it will be JUST a remake of JUST the original p3. No S.links, nothing added from the superior released versions. Pure P3. Oh also it will be an entirely new voice cast and you can save the protag which ruins the entire point of the game
They've already confirmed they're adding the FES stuff, moron, as well as new events with the male cast members. Also they said nothing about saving the MC The only thing they're not adding is the femprotag stuff.
You're just fricking lying.
He may not have known about the FES stuff since it was said they weren't for the longest time. Also they WILL censors shit. Period.
>crying about the operation babe hunt scene as if it remotely matter
Good.
>it doesn't le heckin matter
ALL censorship, impactful or not, is a gateway to more, worse censorship. Censorship is the absolute king of "give an inch, take a mile".
idc, censor everything
>as well as new events with the male cast members
Why not the ALREADY made S.links with them? Just slightly tweaked for male mc? Too much effort I know
>fes content added
So the answer is in?
Except they're not adapting The Answer. Portable content is also not coming over so it may as well be the original.
Frick, even the TM ports sucked on PS5
>I want a new Armored Core game
GRANTED: Dark Souls
your shitpost meme is stale
I was blown away when I found out you can play as Calypso in TM4. The game was godawful, but it was pretty cool.
Yep
I want fighting games to have better online
>Granted. Companies will now try to implement better netcodes for them but people will still refuse to play them or will still use wifi
>Man I wish Xenoblade 3 had a large roster of playable characters
GRANTED: Every hero character is fully programmed as playable but you are denied access and can only use them using mods lmao
>JUST a remake of JUST the original p3
oh noooo!! it matters
>It will take place in the form of gacha
oh nooooo!! the disgraceful degenerates will have a containment genre where they are rightfully milked dry in several ways!
>You'll have a R&C game with the BEST combat
oh nooo!! that's terrible!
>It will be censored
oh noo!! you still have gacha!
>It will have cut content
oh noooo!! the reboot is a reboot and not the original game that still exists!
> that money will be used on GRAPHICS
oh noooooo!! not the heckin graphrino's! games look too good now, stahhhp!!
>It will just be bare bones in every way.
oh noooo!! a new game I could play, how awful !!
>releasing an anime
oh nooo!! one of the best anime of all time and it's not even close! how dreadful !!
>100% different from how the video games are like
oh noooo!! why can't they just rehash the video game! I like the video game! I play the video game! make the video game into a movie!
if this is monkey paw then you're a monkey's uncle.
>it matters
Yep
>the disgraceful degenerates will have a containment genre where they are rightfully milked dry in several ways!
Enjoy never playing the game again in ten years when it goes offline.
>terrible
Didnt read the rest of it
>you still have gacha!
Say that in ten years. Also read the rest of it
>the reboot is a reboot and not the original game that still exists!
>we should accept a less fun game that has less content
cuck
>not the heckin graphrino's! games look too good now, stahhhp!!
And not fun to play! Making them useless!
> a new game I could play, how awful !!
That is worse in every way then the old games
>one of the best anime of all time and it's not even close! how dreadful !!
Cant comment on this one but the point op made still stands
Not sure what your last point even is. But learn to read next time, champ
>Yep
hahahahaha
>I want a remake of Resident Evil games
>GRANTED: It will have cut content
RE2 was fine and it is the only one that matters.
RE3 and 4 still hold up in their original form. Remaking 4 was unnecessary.
>I want video games to have bigger budgets
Why? that has been objectively bad and we have known that since Gen VII.
You should understand that monkey paw is not just on the gaming industry, but on entertainment as a whole.
>I want an original anime
GRANTED: It's part of a multimedia franchise that's advertised to sell toys, also the anime's budget is $10
>I want a good movie
GRANTED: Hollywood will make 1000 comic book movies because it's good in the eyes of the masses.
>I want to see more /e/ content in gaming
GRANTED: Only in gacha where you spend 1000s of dollars on swimsuits
There is a cultural decline on every type of media now. My advice for everyone here is to archive and build a long-lasting library, it's gonna get worse this decade and potentially the next one too.
the flash, guardians of the galaxy, and d&d were good movies.
have a nice day
no I think I will eat chicken strips dipped in ranch
>GRANTED: It's part of a multimedia franchise that's advertised to sell toys, also the anime's budget is $10
Isn't that the description of the OG Gundam series?
>GRANTED: Hollywood will make 1000 comic book movies because it's good in the eyes of the masses.
How was that granted? The last good hero movie came out when? 2008?
>Coomer crap
Of course it will be stapled into any abusive game, on the other hand we have full blown lesbian sex scenes in a AAA heavy hitter now.
Calypso it's because of your new show
>liked new show wasn't that bad
>budget 90m$
literally fricking how did that shit cost more then 5-10m
>CGI creators laugh to the bank because producers don’t think things can be done practically anymore
>large cast, including several actors with enough name value to come with a higher price
>paying royalties for the Thong song
It all adds up
sonic origins was monkeys pawed as frick
>I want Bungie to make a new marathon game
>"Granted, it will be rebooted into an extraction shooter"
CALYPSOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>I want a new remake for Front Mission, and finally get Front Mission 2 and 4 translated
GRANTED: It will be made by some Polish company on what I suppose it's the fricking Garrys mod engine and texture packs, release it first EXCLUSIVELY on the fricking switch, get review only by literally homosexuals who hate turnbase combat who will tell everyone because "the game is to hard" (I am not making this up, apparently they never upgraded their gear. Ever.), get forgotten in a single month because they used up all the marketing money in Left Alive before it became obvious it was a fricking flop.
THEN release the Steam port like 1-2 weeks ago, long after they released the switch version and got forgotten and all hype was gone. NOT version, they LITERALLY just ported the fricking switch game into PC and did frick all, so the controls are absurdly bugged and the game softlocks-crashes-freezes if you press the wrong buttom.
Oh, also, Front Mission 2 getting a release outside of Japan might be cancelled since the Remake of 1 is becoming such an absurd flop. All for a fanbase that it's just to old now to play games now, homosexuals that are literally here just for the story but hate turnbase combat, and people who just want this game to succeed ao they can make Front Mission 2 and finally play it without having to translate everything using a Google translatpr phone app.
Front Mission bros, HOW THE FRICK DO WE KEEP LOOSING?
WHAT DID WE DO TO UPSET GOD SO MUCH TO PUNISH US LIKE THIS?!
WHY?!
IT WAS ME, BARRY, I WON THE TWISTED METAL TOURNAMENT