So..who laid the motherfricking egg?
>inb4 it's terapagos
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So..who laid the motherfricking egg? >inb4 it's terapagos
So..who laid the motherfricking egg?
>inb4 it's terapagos
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Probably the unown
Most likely this prostitute
God did.
Arceus is Jesus.
And Jesus is god. It’s more pertinent to ask who are the other members of Arceus’s trinity?
>inb4 primatehomosexualry
the real god, arceus is a falsegod
arceus is jesus. so being born from the egg is like mary's virgin birth after God impregnated her
Arceus is part of a pantheon. Pokemon mythology is like paganism, not abrahamic religions.
It’s a monotheist religion with Demi-archons/demons/angels.
There are no angels in Pokemon, every legendary is a minor deity that controls a certain element of nature.
No it’s a fricking gnostic religion where all legendaries are aspects of the Monad, Aeons if you will. Terapagos is Sophia for example.
>it’s a fricking gnostic religion
So is paganism.
>aspects of the Monad, Aeons if you will. Terapagos is Sophia for example
These are all pagan concepts.
No, Gnosticism is Christianity. But keep on denying it vaticancuck.
>terapagos is sophia
unless i'm gravely misunderstanding things aeceus is the best analogue for sophia the most terapagos would be is yaldabaoth, although realistically it's not gnostic at all and would be more akin to something out of dreamtime
Actually they're more like Kami's when you think about it. It is a japanese game after all.
Why are some slots empty?
it was for when rotom was still considered a legendary.
Why do christians worship both god and Jesus when the commandments say to only worship god
The "true" Arceus that the one we obtain/interact with is only a fragment of.
This. It's literally explained in Gen 4, yet homosexuals and normies still think Arceus is the Pokémon God. Arceus is merely one of God's one thousand arms.
Yeah but why the frick we haven't received yet the other gods,or the final boss itself ffs. Gamefreak legit cannot think anything good or dare to make any sense out of the shit they make
Something something leaving it to the imagination of the player
trust the plan
it’s “baby” Terapagos on the top and big Terapagos on the bottom
the image was made before and i was too lazy to put one together when i could just steal off the internet
Anons....
this is basically a 1:1 drawing of the mon we've already seen, i sincerely doubt the sphere is part of it at all. the crown is just a tera crown.
>this is basically a 1:1 drawing of the mon we've already seen
terapagos has a shell of pentagons. heath saw a sphere with layers of overlapping hexagons. and you can see terastal terapagos laying on top of the sphere.
meant for
all i can say is i'll believe it when i see it and until then i'm gonna doubt it, sorry anon
It was already datamined Anon
oh damn really? okay then it's real, i guess. thanks.
I dunno, i’d be more surprised if terapagos didnt get a final god form like mega rayquaza, origin giratina, kyurem fusions, zygarde complete, ultra necrozma, and eternamax eternatus
y no mega fug
He's just a common animal
You can't stuff the sea in a bottle. Its true form would break things.
Maybe arceus is the only one that's a direct avatar of pokegod, while any other legendary could potentially be more of a passive avatar, acting as just eyes and ears?
Because honestly we need to tone down the lore powercreep for a while, if we keep topping it up we'll end up with Dragonball levels of ret-
Oh wait we already have parallel universes
fictional characters being strong isn't inherently moronic, its just more than what you can chew, but that's your problem.
Also, Legendaries haven't been as powerful as Arceus after it anyways.
Arceus is God
the one in PLA is just his avatar for having sex with the protag
literal legens I confirm there is no true god or not everyone is arceus he simply creates avatars and the egg is just a part of him
PLA even more directly confirms the deity is indeed Arceus.
The arms thing isn't even said in PLA, its just your 10+ year long cope.
That'd be the case in a regular fanbase, but we follow poketubers here.
Kakyoin.
Another universe
>something something the egg was always there because god exists outside of time and space get rekt atheists
Arceus came first. Stop being a fedora neckbeard
all Pokemon are descended from Mew
why is everyone so moronic?
we saw the real true Arceus/God at the very start of PLA
Its just a giant cosmic Arceus made of light. The Arceus you "catch" at the end of PLA is a smaller part/avatar of it
they both look the same, like a llama
Stop snorting cocaine motherfricker, it's not good for you, especially if you have a tiny brain to begin with
a moron is u
>we saw the real true Arceus/God at the very start of PLA
>Its just a giant cosmic Arceus made of light.
This
yeah this is basically completely cut and dry, there's nothing to even question
Mega Fug is Shino's dick
The egg came from a vortex of chaos. It's literally the Japanese Creation Myth anon, the world existed in chaos until "movement" happened (or, in the Pokémon world, "an egg appeared"). You're trying to apply a western narrative to an eastern creation philosophy, no one created the egg.
Arceus was formless energy/a mind in a sea of chaos/nothingness and created its own egg to hatch a physical form
It was refering to the cosmic egg: "The Cosmic Egg is one of the most prominent icons in world mythology. It can be found in Egyptian, Babylonian, Polynesian and many other creation stories. In almost all cases, this embryonic motif emerges out of darkness, floating upon the waters of chaos. Within this egg typically resides a divine being who literally creates himself from nothing (AKA The ex nihilo). This creator then goes on to form the material universe."
>WHY DOESN'T MY MAGICAL FANTASY MONSTER IN MY MAGICAL FANTASY WORLD MAKE REAL-WORLD SENSE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE
It's funnier actually since real-world sense would tell us that the magic spawning mythic egg would follow the same logic as every other magic spawning deity or world egg or whatever.
Imagine getting mogged by some dudes from like 4000 BCE when it comes to rationalizing a fricking magic llama.
A israelite laid it, with the endgame of making a billion dollar franchise
God created Arceus, then he entrusted it to me where on December 28, 2015 I was given the Action Replay to catch it and rightfully rule over the Pokemon world.
I am the patron Saint of Pokemon. I shall use Pokemon to being everyone back to Jesus!
>Who laid the motherfricking eggs?
Lord Sinnoh, The Incomprehensible.
GameFreak created the egg. Why else do you think that even to this day, they continue to self-insert themselves as humble npcs and optional battles somewhere in the game?
The least vomiteous theory here. Gamefreak creators and their metaphorical imput is most definitely there in some form. though there is a description of the creation of the egg and its too... grandiose, to just be a reference to gamefreak, since it mentions existence as a whole
Also, when arceus creates a matter dragon egg, you see images of the real world.
(You) created the egg and sent it back in time using the time machine at the bottom of Area Zero. This will be revealed in the dlc.
I read this thread because I was shocked that pokemon lore would be discussed on this forum, and in fact it's all utter nonsense, christcucks projections, the same way as the americans that claim pokemon are guns and team plasma is the american government.
Obviously, what would you expect, pokemon fans to be able to read basic dialogues in a game and find basic hidden items and interpret and comprehend anything at all, or them to make references over things that are never mentioned because they reflect their obvlivious world view made up of nothing?
Its not like interpreting arceus as yeshua cristo is the only absurd thing. Them believing in the bible in the first place says enough about their brain cells
Pseuds will really write all this instead of sharing their argument.
moron atheist
Did james turner design sharceus? Who would authorise such a abominable alpaca as the god of poopemon
Xe isnt the god, in fact, the point of its design is that xe has to look androgynous, effeminated, empty and devoid, less manly and less monstruous than the matter trio.
Its tied to why the pokemon of spirit are 3 minuscule pixies, to cyrus, to everything. Its actually genius design. Besides, while arceus didnt create anything at all, he doesnt have any creational power, however pokemon tied to absorbing and releasing/giving energy are that kind of animal, equine/deer/llama (xerneas)
yeah ok james. no need to still for your big gay lama shes fricking ugly as shit
moronic let me use your fanfiction all half confirmed arceus as the pokemon god and creator of the universe
Arceus is one of many arms
Sinnoh is the reflection of the original creator as seen by humans
katy perry is taylor swift undercover and her illuminata power is over 9000 because if you look at vegeta's hair it's obvoous that it's just katy perry with a wig.
Here, a pokemon fan "theory"
>Arceus is one of many arms
moronic fanon theory
see
>implying the cosmic arceus that exists outside of spacetime doesnt have 1000 mini-arceus arms that reach into the physical universe
OP here.
Even after 1 day,/vp/ didn't give me a clear answer, therefore the rumors about this board being the most moron on 4chin must be true
>a clear answer
Source: trust me bro
We weren't told the answer anon, the fact that you think this has to be the case means you're part of the problem.
It is correct that /vp/ is moronic.
Arceus is basically an all encompassing deity which basically means that its fundamentally everything in the setting besides the player which is why it gives players the flute in a completely different game if they completed the task given in its own game.