So who the frick is this guy anyway?

So who the frick is this guy anyway?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The God Man

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not eve valve knows, dude.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guy she tells you not to worry about

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shapeshifting free agent alien working for some advanced alien civilization working on something beyond human or combine grasp

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the OGman

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the Head Canon

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    powerful alien, likely related to the nihilanth since both have the same powers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shapeshifting free agent alien working for some advanced alien civilization working on something beyond human or combine grasp

      This.

      Not eve valve knows, dude.

      Probably also this.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claire’s husband

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve doesn't know but the original writer of the Half-Life series (from HL1 through HL2: Episode 2) probably does, but he left Valve some years ago so he'll probably never tell us.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mature adviser

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    plot device

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but his Alyx render was kino. Valve is kino even though they screwed over the Artifact fanbase

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried The Bible?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it tasted like paper

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon freeman from the future
    gman = Gordon man

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God's janitor?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much does Gman earn per month?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    badaboom badabing ashes...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the joke here? Was he referencing something?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skibidi toilet guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      skibidi illness yes yes
      skibidi groom groom

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time, Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wonder how they shot this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's shot on studio, looks like they literally just turned all the lights down to zero, you can still see stuff reflecting in the background.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mauricio Macri, the real president of Argentina, Milei is only his puppet.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inter-dimensional intelligence agency asset. They police the dimensions, when things go wrong or something breaks the law, they step in and intervene, but only using legal avenues.
    What would "legal avenues" look like for such an enforcement bureau?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=60IRL9k8D6nADdMT
    >tfw we will never have another HL game written by Laidlaw
    I'm scared for the series

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scared for the series
      Why be scared for something that's been dead for what? 20 years?
      The VR game was gay and the great subversion was that the stupid white male was useless so a woman of color had to take over.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    (G)ordon Free(man)

    Not that hard to figure out anon

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A spooky alien

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The G-spot man

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