>Soldier Boy: There ain't no point to the game, this shit is stupid as hell, man."

>Soldier Boy: There ain't no point to the game, this shit is stupid as hell, man."

>Jonathan Blowhard: "THEY JUST DON'T GET IT"!

Who was in the right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soldier Boy

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    context:

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soulja Boy. Video games are supposed to be fun and he was just having fun playing a video game. Johnny Suck should be thankful that people enjoy his video game.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are those consoles doing, Soulja?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soulja Boy was also correct about the guy looking like Mario in the future

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Braid fricking sucks so Soulja Boy clearly

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    joey blowie was genuinely distraught over someone buying his game, enjoying his game and promoting his game to their audience because they were having wrongfun

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What even was the message of braid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      atomic bombs bad or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The whole nuclear bomb shit is ridiculously pretentious, so Soulja boy is right.

        Wait it was about nukes? All I remember hearing about was the ending where you find out that the princess you were trying to save was actually running from you the entire time because you were the butthole, or dinner shit like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's why the princess blows up when you touch her, and then there's the nuclear bomb destroying the city in the background at the start, it's fricking moronic, really pretentious shit, like einstein discovers that time is relative but not directly related to that discovery he also works on the manhattan project.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole nuclear bomb shit is ridiculously pretentious, so Soulja boy is right.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYO DIS GAME FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRINK AND GET DRUNK
    OR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO SMOKE WEED AND GET HIGH

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As always Jonathan Blow, because he's a genius game developer despite what you losers so desperately want to believe.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand he was enjoying himself, his response to the game was still preferable to the shitheads who let a good game pass em by because of something as moronic as "pretentiousness".

    On the other, he clearly didn't get it. And not because of some "deeper meaning" or anything moronic like that. He was literally ignoring the main point of the game (puzzles) and ignoring 90% of the game's mechanics. You would in no way pretend that Soulja Boy's video is a good summary of what Braid is as a game.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be extremely vague
    >get ass ravaged and feel the need to overexplain OUTSIDE YOUR ORIGINAL MEDIUM LIKE A moron when people "misinterpret" your art
    jonathan blow is a gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be extremely vague
      It's a puzzle game, what's vague about that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        vague in the sense that there is no fricking way in hell you would understand how to interpret the meaning of the game and its story by only playing the game and not using any outside resources

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure "princess was trying to escape you because you were the real bad guy" and later "actually this is analogous to the creation of nuclear weapons" can be picked up from the game itself. It's moronic, but again, it's not that he missed some "deeper meaning", it's that he literally missed what the actual game was. A puzzle game.

          [...]
          Wait it was about nukes? All I remember hearing about was the ending where you find out that the princess you were trying to save was actually running from you the entire time because you were the butthole, or dinner shit like that.

          The game has a load of hidden bonuses that can be found (where granted some of the more moronic decisions with the game happen) which lets you unlock an alternate an alternate ending where the princess literally blows up and you get a quote about nuclear bombs.

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