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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Smooth criminal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Captain EO summon

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"HAI, GOOFY-SAMA~!"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      do the anime girls in KH find the goofy animal Disney characters attractive?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody has sex in kingdom hearts

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          how are people born then?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Something Something light
            >but why not darkness
            Because light

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            faith, trust, and a little bit of pixie dust

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            reproduction

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ephemer canonically did.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn be reborn as aqua and have sex with disney characters
      frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would she fare in the Dark Souls world? Would she finally embrace darkness?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh
        Boner

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This Aqua had big Lash energy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lash
            Who? I'm curious.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              From advance wars i assume

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh oh
        Boner

        >no creepy psycho aqua gf
        it hurts...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what do you mean you're about to cum
          >I hope you have plenty of stamina then

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even in later entries, none of the souls bosses even close to the batshit insanity KH characters are capable of. She'd be fine.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah, assuming we powerwank both franchises, kingdom hearts characters are multiversal while dark souls characters are only universal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wake up to see her staring at you, breathing heavily
        What do you do?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive had it fellers

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd laugh my ass off if kh4 utilized actual Fox properties. Imagine a Predator world.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A true hunter wouldn't hurt innocents!
        >You've let the darkness corrupt your code of honor!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Simpsons world brings back skateboarding minigame

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would a Nier world work? Robots possessed by heartless like the statues in beasts castle?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been playing KH3. I think I was too hard on it, I'm finding it a lot of fun, just unlocked Ultima and about to beat the main game.

    https://open.spotify.com/track/6dxnnYXxMOMYc1M0vh0FVd?si=ea59e28b28d34fdc

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"CUM, OPEN YOUR HEART"
    what did nomura mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CUM, GUARDIAN
      What did he mean by that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He meant he was giving Terra's heartless backshots with his original body.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my thread now

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never got to go ham dual weilding keyblades
      Frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aggressively jobs in your path
      >isn't even playable when it happens
      LINGERING WILLBROS?? OUR RESPONSE?
      Also somebody explain how these two communicated with each other. I know it was at a symphony or something, but how?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we will be forever mad, just as our lord and saviour Lingering Win

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to make sense of nu-KH
        just give up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I need something to do while I'm sitting at work, and piecing together this franchise is time-consuming enough to do it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >say namine is your favorite girl as a kid/teenager
        woah me too!
        >say namine is you favorite girl as an adult
        umm anon what's wrong with you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also somebody explain how these two communicated with each other. I know it was at a symphony or something, but how?
        You know how namine can mess with Sora's memories? Well don't forget she can also do it to people he's friends with i.e. people who are close to and have a lot of memories of him. So she can basically trace between him to people who he's met and people they've met. And she basically gave him a phone call. That's all she could do though, she says she can't really tell him what to do because he's so fricking mad(and not much else, she implies he's only barely sentient)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Well don't forget she can also do it to people he's friends with i.e. people who are close to and have a lot of memories of him
          Holy shit, she really is a witch who needs to be put down. If she went rogue, literally everybody is fricked.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean it's not like she can kill them, she can only manipulate their memories. specifically of sora. Actually I think she can ONLY manipulate Sora's memories, and because of the domino effect the people he forgets forget him in return. So nothing much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Naminè’s cute feet!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait when does Namine talk to Terra/LW???
        I never played the rhythm game btw

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I smell the darkness?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Popeyes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >holy FRICK Ansem. Have you been competing in a Smash Tournament or something, because you smell like SHIT!! Jesus Christ, Get in a shower or something before I kill myself like my neanderthal best friend did a few days ago.
      Gotta admit, I paused the game for a good few minutes when Riku blurted that out. Nomura just doesn't have the same edge these days.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAYULP

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KH1
    >Donald and Goofy are consistently useful
    >KH2
    >Dead 99% of the time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      In KH2 Donald and Goofy's purpose is to be used to unleash Limits. If you think they are supposed to be independent fighters you are doing it wrong. And in KH3 is where I would argue they had become useless in the gameplay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In KH2 Donald and Goofy's purpose is to be used to unleash Limits.
        that's bad game design

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to do a KH marathon again.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it, anon. For some reason whenever fall starts I have this desire to play KH1 again. It’s very comfy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the urge to play KH for the first time and marathoned the whole series through an entire October, so there may be something to this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did a Level 1 playthrough of KH1 a few years back, and I beat the game on Thanksgiving.
        Very comfy indeed.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no scan
          >no guard
          >no attacks besides the basic ones you start out with
          >everything oneshots you because the game was never designed with level 1 playthroughs in mind
          In what way, shape, or form is that "comfy"?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That was the final boss I did on Thanksgiving. He is much easier than the final room of enemies, which is the real nightmare. Also
            >everything oneshots you because the game was never designed with level 1 playthroughs in mind
            The game actually gives you OHKO protection if you use EXP Zero.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There are people ITT who pissed and shit themselves when Goofy died

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need Goofy's permission to piss and shid myself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never even realized Goofy was supposed to be dead.
      The concept of goofy dying was so foreign to me that it didn't even come to me

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Spiderman world with Gargoyles clocktower

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    POYO~

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOIL

      That's the stuff. You can hear him saying it in your head. None of us know what triggers him to say it and we don't know what he's saying very clearly, but we know what's up.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOIL! FOIL! FOIL! SIEG HEIL!!!

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gawrsh Maxie, you're so tight!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want an Aliens world

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    KH should have ended at this moment

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still makes me tear up.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SUBMIT
    This awakened something in my sister back then and I’ll never forgive Nomura for it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her heart once again belongs to DARKNESS

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts is kino. It's about time for a spinoff.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised there hasn't been a Switch spin-off. Every other Nintendo Handheld got one, and even if Switch is a "hybrid", it's still silly to just ignore it thanks to its stupid install base. MoM was probably optioned as one early on, still surprised that ended up multiplat.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would a Nier world work? Robots possessed by heartless like the statues in beasts castle?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      8ts just 3 straight hours of 2B milking sora

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's how it would work, you need to somehow get Disney to sell the rights to original KH material so that Square Enix properties don't get censored down because you know that's what would happen. If they aren't bastardized beyond recognition, then they are censored like the characters from World Ends With You (the characters tended to do some light swearing after all they are written like actual teenagers not a Disney rendition of how a teenager would speak).

      I guess I'm just tired of Disney by now. I hate their modern movies as well.

      8ts just 3 straight hours of 2B milking sora

      Sounds better than sticking 2B with 9S the most advanced android ever created in that universe but his creators were so stupid they forgot to give him genitals. Not to mention Sora is a nicer character than that simping beta lamer.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOIL

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOIL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS IS A NEW GAME HE SHOULD BE SAYING NEW THINGS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        BOY'LL

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've beaten all the organization members in kh3, except master xehanort. I've learned the first part of the fight but it gets so annoying. Before him I was stuck on xion for the longest time but I got her down pretty much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've beaten none of them. Frick the police.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, Anakin why are we here again... there's no Heartless here?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eyes turn yellow when corrupted by darkness

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He's still strong enough to hold up a dude in one hand in episode 4, and he still has force powers. Could play into that and make him do ridiculous damage if he does hit you in melee range, while using the force to attack at long range, potentially crowd control as well.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does the KH games handle Goofy? He's probably my favorite of the Disney bunch and his relationship with Max in the Goofy movies was by far his best characterization.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    A boss doesn't need to teleport around to fight you, he could just slow walk and draw you in close by deflecting your magic and using force powers

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good. Goofy is a prime definition of a chad and a well-written character.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Technically Repliku killed Zexion. Axel was just showing him around the castle.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >she's the reason Sora became stupid after Chain of Memories
    Only because Larxene threatened to rape her if she didn't (Marluxia would've but he's too much of a homosexual).

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No She can only do it for Sora I don't know why this is so hard to understand

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, even then it's not like it's totally innocent.
      >she only has the power to influence the de facto most powerful bastard to ever walk around
      CoM laid out pretty well why taking control of him would be such a massive boon as he cut his way through everybody in the castle to save his long-lost Namine.
      Though I admit, that also brings to question what would have happened to Roxas in the situation that they were successful in weaponizing him.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    miss kh1 party members so bad man... goofy and donald have pretty decent damage early on, and eventually become balling ass support with access to stuff like aeroga and MP GIFT
    then in 2 they just make using non-limit drive forms a nuisance since they die so easily and have little else to do

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the 1995 film A Goofy Movie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bless these people

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bedtime Sora

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy FRICKS.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max has rizz

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How about tomorrow?
      >(goes for a handshake) Deal

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