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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denuvo won, it's over.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Denuvo won. You didn't boycot hard enough.

      So why/how is it that Denuvo won? What about it makes it so hard for groups that were so proficient at cracking games now incapable of doing so?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >groups that were so proficient at cracking games
        they were recruited by the cracks

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        cracking is a war of escalation, and pirates can no longer keep up
        also that one time some pirate group dumped an early crack that revealed how they bypassed denuvo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For EA, who is releasing a new version of their slop every year, having Denuvo go uncracked for a year means they (effectively) won.

        >what makes it so hard
        It was just a single guy doing all the cracks. Denuvo simply won by releasing more games than a single guy could keep up with.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        a) crackers get hired by Denuvo
        b) said former crackers tell Denuvo the way to beat crackers is to make DRM incredibly tedious to untangle rather than outright difficult. Death by a thousand cuts rather than one fiendishly difficult lock
        c) Denuvo makes a DRM that is extremely tedious to crack rather than extremely difficult
        d) one autist does it anyway, cracks are extremely slapdash, but it goes to his head and he starts screaming that he is the best cracker to ever exist
        e) one old scene group outs his real identity because scene groups were always more about friendly competition with each other than being a shrieking troony autist
        f) Denuvo wins

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          also cracking knowledge don't get passed down to future generation and zoomers and gen alpha are too tech illiterate since they've been PROVIDED with TECH CONVENIENCE since birth, there's no necessity for them to tinker tech stuff.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EMPRESS my queen where are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      skidrow ruined it by unmasking voksi
      that being said, wouldnt have been cracked anyway. "empress" said he hated jrpgs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he ever finish that Harry Potter thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy dilating, prease understand.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anime lost

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is out on PC?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they finally worked shit out with the talent agency shortly before it imploded.
      You maybe didn't hear because it was announced in the same event where they showed off upcoming games like Gaiden and IW, so it got buried in the news cycle.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    broke ass homie give me your handle I'll buy it for you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h I'm not poor, but I'm not giving money to denuvo scum. Frick them.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh Lost Judgment sucks
    >Gets cracked
    what a Masterpiece!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sawa-sensei says you're a moron.
      OBJECTION SUSTAINED.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    from what i watched of these games, they just look like yakuza but without any of the entertaining crime shit, half the story looked to be about some kid in school getting bullied lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      apparently you spend like 90% of the game going around bullying school kids because you deemed them to be bullies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first one has a pretty good story, but the second one is moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. first one is more kino than any Yakuza game honestly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The crime shit is actually more entertaining because it focuses more on (relatively) grounded crime mystery instead of the near-fantasy tier overly romanticized Yakuzer plots you can get.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking moron, little do you know that its actually the best game ever.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denuvo won. You didn't boycot hard enough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      f1 23 already had it homie (still uncracked as well)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ruined my setup.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just finished the first judgment, is the dlc worth it for the second game??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kaito files is really mediocre just watch the episode on youtube

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for Dr. Armstong alone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should've bought it last month when the ultimate edition was like $20 on sale.
      I'm not ready to play LJ yet because I'm still on LAD but I knew I was going to want to.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hop on my account bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much worse is the story in this one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its like a scooby doo episode, theres nothing to give a shit about because its all nonsense

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah well might need to skip it then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah just play the first one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual is lying it's one of the best games in the yakuzasphere.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its like a scooby doo episode, theres nothing to give a shit about because its all nonsense

        Ah well might need to skip it then

        I disagree. I'm only up to the chainsaw Akutsu chapter, but there's nothing so far that makes it worse than your average RGG story. I'd argue it's more engaging even, since involving so many civvies and kids (not the annoying Y3 kind) makes me care a little more. I guess le typical twist near the end could change that, but I don't see anything topping Y4 in scoobydoo-ness and that game is kino.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Lost Judgment's story was pretty good at first too and was wondering why everyone shit on it so much. I understood why after Sawa-sensei died and it felt like Yagami had a fricking aneurysm. No story should revolve around a dead character THAT fricking much. I think overall it was still alright but I noticeably enjoyed it less after that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha yeah keep playing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          spotted the shill

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait until they stop paying Denuvo bro. It never fails.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When does this happen? I know 5+ yo games that still have it

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy the game and support the industry you CONSOOM from you lowlife leech

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting for RE4 remake and Total War Warhammer 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RE4 remake
      That was cracked after like a month.
      >Total War Warhammer 3
      The linux version doesn't have denuvo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he's waiting for separate ways to get cracked. I wish someone would figure out the trigger words to make empress feel obligated to crack something because she wasn't interested in RE4 originally until the pleas hit some mark.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the trigger words are money and attention.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Empress has quit entirely or at least is hiding away for an extended period of time after the Voksi thing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know about RE4 because it wasn't on the sites I usually check.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Empress cracks were bottom of the barrel P2P shit which needed multiple fixes and even then some just didn't work for people even 3DM cracks were of superior quality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      RE4make will get Denuvo removed in 2025, Total Warhammer is literal never-ever tier unless someone else starts cracking Denuvo

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rookie numbers

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to pirate Lost Judgment
    Ok, I get it, but let me ask you this; what would Sawa-sensei think of all this? Do you think this is what she would have wanted? Or did you never consider how this may hurt her?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    please buy my game

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anoooooooooooooo yagami-san, i really like you, but is it okay if i'm only 19??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally gonna be me when I'm Yagami's age, I can tell.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maximum comfy watching dubbed on a tv while lying in bed at night

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dubbed

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty wild that Sega is basically the only publisher that refuses to ever remove Denuvo, even Ubisoft removes it after a while

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it makes sense for the Yakuza games since iirc they said they sell really well over time. I'm more surprised about shit like Etrian Odyssey still having Denuvo despite them launching the game without it by accident. Literally "cracked" day 1 so there's no reason for them to still be paying for it, they're losing money for no reason at all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Total Warhammer 1 still has Denuvo and that's a glorified DLC at this point

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's cracked

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you made even 1 dollar a day for the entire time the game has gone uncracked you could've bought the game multiple times over by now

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing that could happen is if the Switch Denuvo thing actually came true. With the combined efforts of Nintendo autists they would probably find a permanent solution to Denuvo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People said same thing about Persona 5 crack and yet in the end we have to cucked out with the emulated version

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Persona autists do not have the same technical skills or level of autism.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People said the same thing about MGS V crack back then yet it took MGS V 3 years to get cracked.

          There are no sleeping giants you think of. Its over. People would prefer using their skills on high paying job rather than do it for free Like jannies

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Metal Gear autists are even weaker than Persona autists.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Keep telling yourself that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        persona is shit nobody cares.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          Heh Lost Judgment sucks
          >Gets cracked
          what a Masterpiece!!!

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded a game cracked by empress recently and EMP.dll was flagged as a trojan by my AV. could be a false positive but I don't trust that troony enough.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH SAWA-SENSEI!!!
    that game is fricking trash
    ruined Judgment for me.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought judgement on steam then it get cracked next day 🙁 its over

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I bought this for like $20 on sale. The DLC was great.

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