Someone spoil this for me.

Someone spoil this for me.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit looks so soulless man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know but I want to be disappointed when it's revealed Venom isn't a bait-and-switch and it literally is just Harry

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Parker is Spider-Man

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the asm2 suit is in it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people shit on asm
      >but ps3 graphics Gisney spiderman is ackshually good because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to be contrarian and defend the ASM movies, the first one was passable, the second one tried to do too many things at once and failed at everything it tried to do

        Garfield defs should have another shot at a solo ASM movie though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im not really defending it. but asm was torn to shreds, and the home trilogy is fricking childrens cartoon dogshit that is rated to near perfection

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Without a doubt, the best live action Spider-man suit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I fricking love Spider-Man. There's just something about him that's so cool and likable. b***hes love Spider-Man and bros love Spidey too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he is the only super hero i care about, i like him but i wouldnt call myself a fan since i haven read any of the comics only played the ps1 games and spider man 2 and ultimate spider man on ps2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I want are:
      >Classic Symbiote Suit -- no armor panels, just smooth symbiote look
      >Costume for Venom with classic logo

      Already have SM3 Symbiote Suit and Arachknight, which I never expected, so I'm pretty much set for any other suits.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but they're going with Agent Venom aesthetic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a polished turd

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Classic Symbiote Suit -- no armor panels, just smooth symbiote look
        Hah, good one. This is Insomniac, they can't handle a minimalist suit, it needs more details

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, that's not true if the extra suits. Classic Suit, Ben Reilly, etc. They can be simple when there's a template.

          The only one they really fricked it on with that was the comic Iron Spider suit, where they added a bunch of unnecessary detail and lights that don't exist in the comic look.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scarlet Spider is loaded with random seams and shit though. It's specifically what I was referring to when I said that. The Big Time suit is another example. The webbing on the classic suit filled their detail quota enough to be left alone thankfully

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a spoiler! Peter Parker IS Spider-Man!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. Miles Morales is the true Spiderman.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry is Vemon
    >Miles beats Peter (Vemon) in a boss battle after he nearly kills Wraith (Yuri Watanabe)
    >Vemon suit is weak to Miles' electric powers (of course kek)
    >Martin Li uses his Mr Negative powers to help Peter and make him into "anti-vemon" for the final boss battle. Basically a white symbiote suit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot
      >Teases harry as green gobbo at the end
      >Teases spider verse

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Teases spider verse
        Holy shit AGAIN? sounds AWFUL.
        IM TIRED OF MULTIVERSE SHIT IM TIRED

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le spider verse
        oh boy
        gwen x miles next game oh wow yayyyyy I hate modern spider-man
        he's just a vehicle for cuckoldry

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    spiderman will swing from a web

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz Spider-man an sheeeeeeeit!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a $70 DLC reusing the same map

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a shill but the map is literally like 70% bigger. In the first game you only explored the left island. They added (I think) Brooklyn and Queens.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's loads of new things to do in that expanded area right? It's not just the same activities from the first game right? I guess they've just not shown them yet so they don't ruin the surprise?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          More autism collectible shit, yes

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game is about the same length as the first one despite having two main characters, atleast 3 "big" villains, and double the Map size.

          No, I wouldn't hold my breath. Probably more shit towers and less anything to do.
          Still no good Dynamic emergent crime system involving real villains I bet.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony forces more left wing propaganda onto morons as they spend $70 on a game that is half as good as Activision Spooder Man and Batman Arkham series.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Venom playable or not?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, he dies at the end

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably sell you a Vemon side game (like the Miles one) using the same map etc at some point

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hurr just a wild guess but:
    >venom shits up the place
    >peter parker and wannabe failure Black personman stop venom
    >simbiote merges with spiderman making him evil spoderman
    >Black personman stops da evil spoderman
    >Sponderman dies cause
    >Black personman takes over forever

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing much to spoil. Early impressions are that it's exactly like the first game with middling combat and the side missions are still awful. Also the terrible stealth sections are back too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also the terrible stealth sections are back too.
      Literally why would they do this?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    black spider man is so lame and not because he is black, he just sucks why not do what ultimate spider man did and have playable venom?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    steve jobs dies of ligma

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wh-whats ligma? O.O

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ligma what?

        Lima my balls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ligma what?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman beats the villain but hijinks ensue throughout the adventure and he has trouble balancing his life as Spiderman versus his life as Peter Parker/The Black guy.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the twitter "spoilers" are fake btw. Notice how they're only talking about Peter and Venom. What happens to Kraven? Connors? Wraith?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final plot twist will be the real identity of Venom. We all think is Harry because we saw it on that tank but he won't be

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles + Symbiote peter beats the symbiote out of Harry then the symbiote latches onto Kraven to make Carnage

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone spoil this for me.

    lol, donno. It ain't out yet.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related has me a bit worried. Symbiotes as generic enemies almost always ends up stupid in games, with bad plot justification and some kind of "symbiote invasion" storyline that ends up with a city covered in black goo. Hope that's not the case here.

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