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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mixed couple gives birth to Marques Brownlee
      only incels think this is a bad thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black man + white woman = Indian child
      How did that happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek
        >this is a squeernix screenshot
        grim

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Samegayging low effort shoops hoping it will catch on is pretty sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vikki knows what's up.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well deserved, we all wanted a remake, not whatever fricking autism is happening right now

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still like it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ESG money was enough to cover the loss according to squeenix

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker would call it a flop no matter what, but real fans would call it a success no matter what

      Based

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has no actual numbers, just "data"

    Hi Barry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope harder marty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Industry analysts who actually work for marketing research firms will typically have access to more resources that are company-paid. I used to work for a company that was paying $200 a month for access to pharmacy's shipping data API. It wasn't just that it was $200 but you had to provide which company you were requesting the data for.
      My guess is that Ahmad is looking at retailer data on copies sold/shipped, at least from the larger outlets (amazon, walmart, bestbuy, target, gamestop) and he might even have access to playstation's sales api

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have made an actual remake instead of a total shitstorm. Look at RE4 remake, that was a success and would have been fricking GOTY if it was an original game instead of a remake.

      holy shit EXTREME cope

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goty
    >part 3 will happen
    Nothingburger

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sisters
    you are a worthless moron shill

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to take VII and try to stretch it out across 3 games.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As long as squeenix keeps being moronic and clinging to the exclusivity model, they'll keep losing out on sales.
    I don't care how hot tifa is in her new swimsuit, I'm not buying a PS5.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, imagine launching a niche AAA title as a console exclusive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well that's the good tactic, I mean it's console exclusivity, xtards don't buy any games, with the exclusivity deal, sony pay most of the marketing, and in a few years microsoft will pay 200 millions to have it in gamepass for 2 months

        same for stellar blade, exclusive deals are awesome for games who aren't guaranteed to sell by the dozens of millions.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds about right; Remake needed to knock it out of the park in order to set the other games in the trilogy up for success and failed to do so.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems my plan of not buying non-turnbased FF games is finally paying off.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't retain a new generation of fans. For around 16 years the IP hasn't been a must on ip. Add on the fact this is a sequel you have to play the first remake to even know what's going on and people just aren't interested.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what it is? The whole thing with crisis core already felt like the game was being milked and it wasn't that good in the first place. Zack was never that cool, and the story was NEVER that good to where it could be milked like an avengers style multiverse. When I saw those 3 buttholes on the cover of crisis core in gamestop it convinced me to never buy this.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DD2 threads are drying up, as expected
    >P3R devovled into yukari fricking/fuuka handholding/elizabeth marrying threads
    >Y8 threads non-existent
    >Unicorn threads turned into a FE breeding grounds, as expected for FE clones aping marriage mechanics to draw in memers and coomers
    >only thing left is to piss and moan about a game they claim they didn't give a shit about to begin with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sure do keep tabs on a lot of games you don't give a shit about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"stop telling me I'm a joyless homosexual!"
        not my fault I scroll through Ganker and get inundated with your contrarian homosexualry
        I do enjoy knowing it triggers you, troon 😉

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you tried playing Rebirth instead of defending it on Ganker? You know this is basically turn based combat, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ATB actually. You'd know if you actually cared. moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ATB actually. You'd know if you actually cared. moron.

            The problem with turn-based morons is they never understood FF7 in the first place. The entire game was a huge FRICK YOU to the turn-based paradigm by introducing hurry-up mechanics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A gave a shit about them all until homosexuals like you decided to repurpose it for your own moronic means

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playstation userbase is half it was when remake released on ps4
    >rebirth sold literally half of what remake did in that same timeframe

    its literally not underperforming

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is a great fricking game. Nuff said ^_^

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh larry bout to melty again

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game with not many bugs
    >game with no microtransactions
    >game made with passion
    >game made by ff7 veterans
    >game works just fine
    >game has top notch gameplay

    >it underperforms
    This shit scares me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile shit like the monopoly mobile game makes billions in a year

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile shit like the monopoly mobile game makes billions in a year
        >wondering why a social integrated game based on the most popular board game makes billions a year
        Honestly I should get into mobile dev

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game that shit on its core audience
      >underperforms

      All is right in the world.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, any game made past 2016.Gotcha.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shits
        You have issues my dude, if you think this is shitting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon its core audience is one foot in the grave age wise

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well that sucks because no one under 30 gives a frick about final fantasy so it's either appeal to 30 year olds who actually like og final fantasy 7 or try to scoop up the kingdom hearts kids. they chose the latter and it backfired miserably because 19 year olds dont own a shitty ass PS5 or care about fanfic tier plot contrivances

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FF needs to appeal to the younger players.
            If you're over 30 and haven't learned to play much better RPGs than FF, you have shit taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me happy since Im an actual FF7 fan and these remake sequels are insults from by devs that hate my guts.
      But I still think they will be successful enough that I'll be listening homosexuals talk about how iconic they were for the rest of my life. And they still will completely replace the original in "gaming culture". So its not a great victory.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Im an actual FF7 fan
        unlike all those other people who are definitely not real fans
        You're not like the other guys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to break it to you but you are not a real fan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real fans would buy and like whatever ff7 media SE are gracious enough to give us. but you're ungrateful and call it all bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember when they were the ones pushing the bar higher every console generation?
        >FF tactics on gba
        >FF type 0 on psp
        >FF8 with multi discs and mixing cgi transition to gameplay on goddamn ps1
        >FF10 with crazy movie cgi and the ff10-2 when sexy was a thing
        >FF11 with pseudo MMO gameplay on single player
        >I never played ff13 so can't say
        >Dissidia with original combat system
        >FF15 is debatable but having tie-in movie and active AI that will react to any shit you do is bonkers
        >Legend of mana with its convoluted but big system
        Not all titles were great but they used to try. Now they're just sucking on ESG bucks and nostalgia banking

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open world slop flops
    Good

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    postin larry bait
    ///trigger warning - turn based + nintendo wins///

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least Rebirth finally surpassed SMRPG this week.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [NSW] Super Mario RPG <RPG> (Nintendo) {2023.11.17} (¥5.980) - 2.034 / 473.939 <80-100%>
        [PS5] Final Fantasy VII Rebirth <RPG> (Square Enix) {2024.02.29} (¥8.980) - 3.819 / 314.415 <80-100%> (-21%)

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucky Smell Divers 2 is over performing

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's my GOTY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what games did it beat to become your GOTY?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unicorn overlord
        Dragons dogma 2
        That's it so far

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so your GOTY isn't a very high bar to achieve

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reply in 30 seconds
            You're desperate I get it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon if you want to name more games, go ahead. It sounds like you're the one who is desperate. It's not my fault GOTY in 2024 is not an impressive feat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think this all means a lot more to you than it does to me lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're not upset, and I'm not upset. Good, that worked out nicely.
                Sorry that rebirth being GOTY isn't more impressive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you apologizing? It's OK bro

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no shit, this year is barren of new releases
            especially the west dev scene has completely shat itself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much. It's like when people use "#1 best seller on PS5" as a boast.
            If rebirth wins GOTY it will be down to a lack of competition

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YoshiP ruined the reputation of Final Fantasy with XVI, this is why Rebirth flopped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tabata and XV opened the sewer gates, drowning everything in shit. Your point?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'll just go and buy a non-existant copy for my Xbox

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >divide single game into multiple parts like a israelite
    >ensure that it doesn't release on pc
    >le epic remake
    they should be thankful for what they are getting

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking good. I hope Part 3 never comes out and Square just cucks all the idiots defending this trash. While I don't think FF XVI was amazing, it was still way better than the trash that is Remake and Rebirth.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Most people have a PS4
    >Most people don't have PS5
    Go figure.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about the games because other people will port over the models for SFM porn. Squee can eat a dick for all i care.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SE fans are something else, years and years of abuse and they still buy the games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you prefer they convert to tendieism ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BUT NINTENDO

        i wonder why you didn't use pic related as an example instead 🙂

        really gets noggin joggin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Any nintendo related pic would've sufficed to draw out the mentally ill, sales obsessed tendie.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks it has anything to do with sales and not the fact that it is the perfect example of a truly perfect remake

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [NSW] Super Mario RPG <RPG> (Nintendo) {2023.11.17} (¥5.980) - 2.034 / 473.939 <80-100%>
              [PS5] Final Fantasy VII Rebirth <RPG> (Square Enix) {2024.02.29} (¥8.980) - 3.819 / 314.415 <80-100%> (-21%)

              Uh-huh.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel to a bad game sells worse
    Cool.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After it finally settled with people that it wasn't even a remake i bet tons of people lost interest, both newcomers and older fans.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's your remake bro, that'll be $210

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t we have retro styled ff games? The japs want that

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >JRPG franchise
    >turn into a Kingdom Hearts clone instead of a faithful remake
    no wonder it's failing, real FF fans dropped it.
    I doubt Dirge of Cerberus had good sells too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody buys faithful remakes. The very eptiome of "safe and boring"

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Says analyst"
    >"According to experts"
    >"Claims specialist"
    >"Thinks some random anon on Ganker"
    All of these have the same value as what came out of my ass this morning.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make console with no games
    >put one game on it with the eventuality that it will go to PC
    >wonder why no one buys the game immediately
    Sony is criminally moronic

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOT SO FAST

    This guy is quoting an article from Push Up, which cited analysis from Ampere Analysis. The analysis mentioned that FF7 Rebirth had 2.21 million players on its first day. We already knew that FF7 Remake sold 5 million copies in a month. link: https://www.square-enix-games.com/en_EU/news/final-fantasy-vii-remake-shipments-sales

    Breaking down the analysis, we find:

    >FF7 Rebirth had 2.21 million players in just one day.
    >It's likely that more than 5 million copies have been sold by now, after a month.
    >Stellar Blade is predicted to have 4 million players on its first day.
    >Within a month, Stellar Blade might reach 10 million units sold.

    Louis Woldridge has spoken.

    We won. Final Fantasy won. Nomura won. Stellar Blade won. Shift Up won. Gamers won.

    Gaming is healing...

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