tbh the mcdonalds playland always had >niglets always starting shit >spics that reenact dragon ball in the playland >that one israelite kid that took a shit in the tunnel to the ballpit
>be me, 11 >lived in 30k people town >went to mcdonald in 3 mln city nearby >some girl I met on the playland there called me a farmer hillibilly when I told her where I lived
It was like, 20 minutes away from the city, what the frick was wrong with her
Fricking b***h
You're right, but also it turned into a "how far can you get in Mario 64 before the game resets?" challenge.
Any% for 1 star and 0 star are both under 7 minutes. I don't remember what the time limit was but I'm betting it was 10 minutes or so?
idk if it's a 'white enough' problem, our country was already pretty shitty back then, too.
It's just these video game companies don't have to CARE about our sales anymore to be successful. Even if every kid never buys another blockbuster game ever again because they never get to play it, there are still plenty of manchildren who will buy anything.
>Go to kiosk at k-mart (rip) >learn about the xbox and play blood tide there for the first time >play MGS3 and do my first accidental guard kill from a choke >play GBA for close to an hour
idk why they quit having these because despite the destructive damage, I would have NEVER gotten into a bunch of these games if it weren't for being able to sample them for myself.
don't care, I was never enough of a screamy piece of shit for it to ever be an issue for me, and it made me interested in a bunch of games I could have never played otherwise.
taking them out has left the electronics sections in stores completely dead. Nobody goes to them because they already know what they want when they go.
>YOU'RE THE REASON It'S GONE!!!
pretty sure they took that kiosk out because Kmart is fricking dead. It was murdered by Sears on their way down.
What you're describing sounds like a McDonalds or a WalMart problem. Toys-R-Us, another franchise murdered by sears, had entire aisles of these things and it was just fine. What you're describing is a personal issue with you.
don't care, I was never enough of a screamy piece of shit for it to ever be an issue for me, and it made me interested in a bunch of games I could have never played otherwise.
taking them out has left the electronics sections in stores completely dead. Nobody goes to them because they already know what they want when they go.
It's also why they took them out of Gamestops long before GameStop had financial issues. Cope, former brat.
You're a fricking moron. People using Gamestop as a babysitter is 100% the reason why we took the demo kiosks out. Source: My manager at the time
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>My middle manager at my entry level job said it, it must be true
Shut up you burger flipper: video game edition. He knows less about it than you do. Gamestop LIKED being a babysitter because kids force their parents to buy them games. They stopped after digital annihilated physical sales.
I was never at Gamestop as a kid. So again, I don't care. KMart's kiosks were peak and were the only reason it was worth visiting for electronics.
If you're saying that you, personally, were enough of a menace to cause trouble the second you were out of your parents field of view, that's a you issue you're projecting onto me.
Kmart is still around in the florida keys. They don't have to compete with walmart down there so as long as publix or winndixie doesnt aggressively take over the grocery space there it should be around for a long time.
For me it was playing Halo Combat Evolved at the local game store, absolutely blew my mind that a game could have maps that big and drivable vehicles and soldiers you could fight alongside. Felt like an actual sci-fi war.
I remember some gay saying you wouldn't see this at the Vita kiosk, then someone retorted that you would just never find anyone there at all.
It was years ago I wonder if I have a screenshot.
based
This is the real reason they took them out: Manchildren because a target demographic for systems, so selling them to kids with it being targeted to kids was a failing business venture.
>One of these has Pikmin 2
>Game auto resets before you finish the first cutscene
>Play fair please share
Sovl
>Gamecube
Cringe, real soul are the N64s that always are sticky and wet
Those controllers were always so gnarly. Covered in all kinds of McDonald's grime and kid filth. Covered in dare I say....SOUL?!
>Your country will never be white enough to have these things again
...I'd never thought of it that way.... Now I'm sad....
>Wanting to use controllers covered in layers of chip grease with sticky buttons
They're called French Fries you British frick
>French fries
Yikes
Yes. French fries, you angloid.
>French
>Fries
round these here parts we call em freedom fries, aint naming em after those al queda terrorist lovin surrender monkeys
>fries
>"you mean chips!"
>chips
>"you mean crisps!"
>crisps
>"you mean spungles!"
>ywn know what it feels like to play 6th gen videogames with sticky hands covered in fry oil and not even think twice about it
tbh the mcdonalds playland always had
>niglets always starting shit
>spics that reenact dragon ball in the playland
>that one israelite kid that took a shit in the tunnel to the ballpit
Can't relate. Never lived in a major city.
>spics that reenact dragon ball in the playland
me and me brother did this and we're white
that reenact dragon ball in the playland
Kids in my Eastern European country used to do this, but instead of DB scenes they re-enacted Naruto scenes
Can't relate as an European.
Playlands were always great memories for me, clean and everything in Belgium.
>be me, 11
>lived in 30k people town
>went to mcdonald in 3 mln city nearby
>some girl I met on the playland there called me a farmer hillibilly when I told her where I lived
It was like, 20 minutes away from the city, what the frick was wrong with her
Fricking b***h
she liked you you dense moron
thats how kids flirt
Game demos that reset after a minute and a half were never actually fun. Nostalgia is a mental illness.
>Black person doesn't remember game demos that weren't neutered to specifically keep him from loitering in the store all day
Makes sense. It was literally made because of you.
You're right, but also it turned into a "how far can you get in Mario 64 before the game resets?" challenge.
Any% for 1 star and 0 star are both under 7 minutes. I don't remember what the time limit was but I'm betting it was 10 minutes or so?
idk if it's a 'white enough' problem, our country was already pretty shitty back then, too.
It's just these video game companies don't have to CARE about our sales anymore to be successful. Even if every kid never buys another blockbuster game ever again because they never get to play it, there are still plenty of manchildren who will buy anything.
Yes, broken Gamecube kiosks at McDonald's are big soul, my dude.
how did they keep 13%'ers from stealing them?
Do your eyes work? You can clearly see the how they are locked in place
>how they are locked in place
and that stopped them exactly how
>You can clearly see the how they are locked in place
lol like that stops the over 52%'ers from 52%'ing
Speak in a coherent sentence
By having a mechanism called a lock? Its crazy new technology i know
>stupid mutt thinks lock is a videogame object that is impervious to everything but the matching key
Is your brain ok? Because you seem to be obsessed with Americans for some reason
It's statistically closer to 2.5% doing that, it's basically just black males between 18 and 35.
My dentist had kirby 64 all the way until 2012
my most memorable experience with a McD play area was a kid telling me his dad said i was a homosexual for wearing a earring. he wasn't wrong
>Go to kiosk at k-mart (rip)
>learn about the xbox and play blood tide there for the first time
>play MGS3 and do my first accidental guard kill from a choke
>play GBA for close to an hour
idk why they quit having these because despite the destructive damage, I would have NEVER gotten into a bunch of these games if it weren't for being able to sample them for myself.
Kids like you, whose parents used these kiosks as babysitters. That is why they don't have these anymore.
don't care, I was never enough of a screamy piece of shit for it to ever be an issue for me, and it made me interested in a bunch of games I could have never played otherwise.
taking them out has left the electronics sections in stores completely dead. Nobody goes to them because they already know what they want when they go.
>YOU'RE THE REASON It'S GONE!!!
pretty sure they took that kiosk out because Kmart is fricking dead. It was murdered by Sears on their way down.
What you're describing sounds like a McDonalds or a WalMart problem. Toys-R-Us, another franchise murdered by sears, had entire aisles of these things and it was just fine. What you're describing is a personal issue with you.
It's also why they took them out of Gamestops long before GameStop had financial issues. Cope, former brat.
Gamestop took them out because it was secondary to funkopops and merch, which became their primary money machines. Cope, useless eater.
You're a fricking moron. People using Gamestop as a babysitter is 100% the reason why we took the demo kiosks out. Source: My manager at the time
>My middle manager at my entry level job said it, it must be true
Shut up you burger flipper: video game edition. He knows less about it than you do. Gamestop LIKED being a babysitter because kids force their parents to buy them games. They stopped after digital annihilated physical sales.
I was never at Gamestop as a kid. So again, I don't care. KMart's kiosks were peak and were the only reason it was worth visiting for electronics.
If you're saying that you, personally, were enough of a menace to cause trouble the second you were out of your parents field of view, that's a you issue you're projecting onto me.
Kmart is still around in the florida keys. They don't have to compete with walmart down there so as long as publix or winndixie doesnt aggressively take over the grocery space there it should be around for a long time.
For me it was playing Halo Combat Evolved at the local game store, absolutely blew my mind that a game could have maps that big and drivable vehicles and soldiers you could fight alongside. Felt like an actual sci-fi war.
YOOOOO IT'S GAMING BUT WITH GOYSLOP
God, I completely forgot those were a thing.
True soulslop was the blockbuster pokemon snap machines.
I blame these things for giving me germophobia
always associated these with mario kart
never liked the series because of it
I found a Switch kiosk at Walmart a few years ago and it had the entire DQXI demo on it
which, may i remind you, is 10 fricking hours
>No memory card
>System is rigged to reset every ten minutes
>Super Mario Sunshine
Ah, fellow enjoyer of SOVL.
I remember some gay saying you wouldn't see this at the Vita kiosk, then someone retorted that you would just never find anyone there at all.
It was years ago I wonder if I have a screenshot.
based
This is the real reason they took them out: Manchildren because a target demographic for systems, so selling them to kids with it being targeted to kids was a failing business venture.
thought those were condom machines you get at bars
Is there even a single one of these still working in an actual non abandoned McDonalds today?