Soulless RPG

I am 5 hours into Baldur's gate 3 and the more I play, the more I realize the game is fricking soulless. It feels like larian just went through all the check lists to make a RPG for reddit. Nothing about this game oozes any soul to me. Worst is people eating it up calling it GOTY.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >depressed b***h doesn't like a thing for some WEIRD reason
    wow that's unusual, thanks for informing us

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      paid shill

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are playing it on release, you are eating it up moron.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow the guys always making games for reddit MADE A GAME FOR REDDIT WTFFFF HOWWW.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 hours
    >can't refund
    I hope you pirated it, anon. You weren't dumb enough to pay for this obvious slop were you?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's a "game for reddit"?
    enlighten me, c**ts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quite simple, really. If you can imagine average westoid mayo ghoul enjoing it, it's reddit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you can imagine average westoid mayo ghoul enjoing it, it's reddit.
        Well, what would that type not like?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Souless Lgtbqp POC leftist consumer slop

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not an RPG and you deserve it for eating shit.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just described every single Jarpig in one sentence.

    >play as young, rebellious, mysterious, femboy, destined to be the savior
    >acquire a band of people who all join your party and like you no matter what
    >The shy and cute girl is tempting and flirtatious towards you
    >combat is boring and tedious while npc interactions are long, drawn, walls of text that go nowhere and are designed to make the player feel like they're forming an attachment to the character instead of actually developing the story
    >cutesy animal companion thrown in because what jarpig isn't complete without a pikachu-clone?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of my companions have tried to kill at least one other of my companions or me so far
      Haven't played much yet huh?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t played it since the early EA three years ago, and I’ve been cautiously defending the game “sure it’s dos3 with the Baldurs gate name slapped on, but it’ll probably still be a fun game and I liked the EA so far”. I’m getting bad vibes about it seeing all the moronic shit they added in character creation. And the UI is somehow worse. I’m giving it a chance but it’s not looking good bros. Still not finished making a custom party.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >party

      Found the main issue of that game.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's filled with Black folk. it's a western game. what else did you expect?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could have just bought the game and not played it and made a long youtube video explaining why you did something that moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I was a multi millionaire like him, I might do that too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not giving this guy clicks, what were his reasons?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buy don't play
        sounds like he also financially supports a wife and her boyfriend but isn't going to frick her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying a game
      >never playing it
      So just.. throwing money away?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's not gonna play it cuz he's an influencer who gets paid to play games on twitch and the larian check got lost in the mail

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gets paid to play awful games instead of being able to play whatever you want
          Awful existence..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why he buy it, guys?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why he buy it, guys?

      All that fame is slowly turning him into a real homosexual soiboi. Can't blame him, homie has to make a living.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >refund reason: It's fricking soulless

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swen is a boomer moron who was not aware of the current state of wotc before taking the contract

    the worst thing is he allowed the cancer in the company after expanding, theres no going back now
    its truly is..

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the genre is dead, now it's just a vehicle for troons and extreme leftist to write about their fetishes and fantasies

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It feels like larian just went through all the check lists to make a RPG for reddit
    That is every Larian game, though. Have you even played Divinity? All of their games are just reddit writing slop, and what's worse is that they've helped contribute that to being a normalized standard in the industry.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    your brain is just broken. you see what you want to see. most people playing love the game, and you don't. you think there is something wrong with the game or something wrong with you? hint: it's you.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear redditors also breathe oxygen, I suggest you stop if you really want to fit in with us

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I suggest you stop if you really want to fit in with us
      I suggest you go back if you want a place where you fit in

      >buying a game
      >never playing it
      So just.. throwing money away?

      Not going to buy it. Not going to play it. troonycels play their westoid porn genital designer "'RPG'. I'll have better games to do while they don't reproduce.

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