He was absolutely dead on about this, though. Fast food is designed to only fill you up just enough so that you'll be hungry again a few hours later. This isnt the "gotcha" that you all think it is. It's painfully obvious to me that trying to heckle me with this image proves that you're all third worlders who are too poor to even have a McDonalds in your local area. You people will go to no bounds to attempt (and fail) to bully Bob. Its pathetic.
it would be a flex if a fit person said it anonymous poster who is absolutely not Bob
But when a fat frick says it just makes you looks like a fat frick
I think what he probably meant is that the average-sized male *could* eat all of that in 90 minutes, and he's probably right about that, but the way he words it absolutely leads it to being misunderstood, and because he's a rancid fat blob you want to believe the worst interpretation
I think what he probably meant is that the average-sized male *could* eat all of that in 90 minutes, and he's probably right about that, but the way he words it absolutely leads it to being misunderstood, and because he's a rancid fat blob you want to believe the worst interpretation
This. I know what he means, I knew skinny teenagers who were basically Shaggy, who could eat that shit in 90 minutes easy just for clout and not even money, it's a dumb question. But the way Bob phrases it is hilarious. "Fairly small amount of food for a food challenge" but definitely not a "fairly small amount for an average-sized person." Jesus Frick Bob.
He worded it extremely poorly by saying it's a small amount of McDonald's, but that's not a ludicrously unreasonable amount of food to eat for a challange
I have fast metabolism due to regular exercise but I couldn't eat all of that if I wanted to. Are fatties superhuman or something? How do they physically fit all of that in their stomach?
Big swords being unweidly is just video game balance nonsense. They’re quite light and with practice you can spin them around. Still dogshit compared to a club/mace or crossbow which is far easier to train people, more sturdy and crossbows are ranged which is all that really mattered
>but stabbing someone with a knife can be tricky in the heat of battle.
nah, just grapple them. Knights would drop their swords and unsheathe daggers if they were ever dismounted and facing other knights.
An unmounted knight would put his hands in front of his face begging while a pointy part is shoved in his neck dude, and no knight would use a dagger you morron, it's the dedicated bandit and lowlife weapon, a noble would (and did) rather die than ever touching one.
It's a bit like you, you'd rather die than being heterosexual
>try to find this post from yesterday on Movieblob's Twatter >go through a hundred recent posts and don't see it
Holy shit this dude lives on that site what does he even do to make a living at this point?
Bob Chipman is so terminally online that it's jarring to see any real life footage of him not in front of a green screen. His entire presence is weird.
Movie blob actually used to be popular and respected, when he was less crazy and just wrote verbose articles on cool Gamecube games or whatever. There was a video of him out there at a con and he had a crowd hanging on his every word. Then eventually everyone found out what a weird fricking sperg he is, as well as his terrible opinions on everything else, and it all went out the window.
I've seen the videos. He's swinging the sword more deftly then it looks
Guy with a penil has no range, dude has to be built like a truck to topple anyone wielding a sword like that because it hires high strength, and if it hits you're getting blut damage with the sharpness of the edge contributing to possible lacerations
Movie Roberto used to be actually quite popular and successful when he was on The Escapist. He had moronic takes such as praising Sucker Punch, but most of his content there was mostly normal, at least for a nerdy content mill.
>BRO THIS IS... NOT ACCURATE, THAT SWORD IS JUST TOO BIG YOU WOULD JUST DIE A BATTLE ALSO NO ARMOR? AND YOU ARE ALSO VULNERABLE TO BOW AND ARROW! UMMM FLIPPING SWORD LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER WOULD JUST NOT WORK IN REAL LIFE!!!
Lead Pencil: >does pathetic poise and stagger damage >90% of bosses are immune to the lead poisoning status >has to be repaired after like 20 hits, hope you brought repair powder >no range >can’t even throw it so the moveset isn’t historically accurate >there’s only one in the game until NG+, can’t powerstance it >has C in dex scaling because there’s only so much you can do with a pencil >special weapon so you can’t even infuse it fire, magic, or lightning damage
Giant Sword >deals lots of poise and stagger damage >like 2 bosses are “immune” to being staggered >has a ton of durability, will probably be even stronger than it has ever been once repaired by a good smith >huge sword for lots of range both horizontally and vertically >can be given an ability that grants it a projectile in the lands between >only one until NG+ sometimes, but can pair with the zweihander if you really have no shame >can be given an A in strength, or a C in str with some fire or lightning damage with an additional A in faith. Very versatile! >not a special weapon so you can infuse it
Yeah it’s very clear, the greatsword would win against the pencil.
bro I used to use the escapist, this dude in a video or some shit (its been a decade) shared some story about being at a gym on a teadmill for like 3 hours while he put gen 1 transformers on a tv
he wrote in his book he skipped his grandmothers funneral to play mario 3
I dont know about that the dude swings it pretty fast.
isnt that the fat blob guy?
>son of bob
What if he's an actor or stunt man training for a live action final fantasy film!
actually, he would be wearing armor and the knife wouldn't be able to penetrate that easily...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5WHW_2A5Mn4?feature=share
That's kind of a small sword for one person...
Underrated
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Dex
>> Bob Chipman
>bob chipman
Wonder if he realizes that the guy who is gonna operate on his heart once it explodes will most likely be a republican.
He knows the republican will spare his pathetic life like an absolute homosexual.
>bob chipman
>bob chipman
He was absolutely dead on about this, though. Fast food is designed to only fill you up just enough so that you'll be hungry again a few hours later. This isnt the "gotcha" that you all think it is. It's painfully obvious to me that trying to heckle me with this image proves that you're all third worlders who are too poor to even have a McDonalds in your local area. You people will go to no bounds to attempt (and fail) to bully Bob. Its pathetic.
The reasoning, sure, but that's not the average meal. I'm a fatfrick and I can only eat 10 mcnuggets and a thing of mcfries tapping out.
dont choke on those nuggies bob
>It's painfully obvious to me that trying to heckle me
Getting REAL tired of you toxogays shitting up every other board. Longcat was too long ago, you Black folk need to get new material or gtfo.
Ganker is a cat, vidya, anime and porn site
it would be a flex if a fit person said it anonymous poster who is absolutely not Bob
But when a fat frick says it just makes you looks like a fat frick
I think what he probably meant is that the average-sized male *could* eat all of that in 90 minutes, and he's probably right about that, but the way he words it absolutely leads it to being misunderstood, and because he's a rancid fat blob you want to believe the worst interpretation
If those are 4 xl cokes I doubt the average human would attempt to finish that in 1 sitting if the amount of fries don't get you first.
This. I know what he means, I knew skinny teenagers who were basically Shaggy, who could eat that shit in 90 minutes easy just for clout and not even money, it's a dumb question. But the way Bob phrases it is hilarious. "Fairly small amount of food for a food challenge" but definitely not a "fairly small amount for an average-sized person." Jesus Frick Bob.
Solid bait
I have always struggled to finish the fries in an individual McMenu as a 190cm, 87kg man. You're just fat pal.
you're just weak
t. 125lbs twink
Bragging about being able to eat too little food is just as stupid as too much, you know.
I'm not really bragging, I just think this weird cope that fast food isn't filling sounds absurd when it's quite literally the opposite for me.
ok Walter Gonzalez from Texas, I will never be AmericANO
hi bob
He worded it extremely poorly by saying it's a small amount of McDonald's, but that's not a ludicrously unreasonable amount of food to eat for a challange
I have fast metabolism due to regular exercise but I couldn't eat all of that if I wanted to. Are fatties superhuman or something? How do they physically fit all of that in their stomach?
>bobson
>Basement apartment
Blob is such a homosexual
Big swords being unweidly is just video game balance nonsense. They’re quite light and with practice you can spin them around. Still dogshit compared to a club/mace or crossbow which is far easier to train people, more sturdy and crossbows are ranged which is all that really mattered
>Blobson
>he "swings" his sword
>*pokes your internal organs in less than a second*
nothing personnel kid
If you're fighting a caveman sure. You're not poking shit through chainmail let alone plate armor.
*pokes your unprotected armpit*
hehe your dagger is now stinky
Yeah but I fricked your wife the night before because she doesn't respect your gay weapon
If you miss, he won't. You think you won't miss, but stabbing someone with a knife can be tricky in the heat of battle.
>but stabbing someone with a knife can be tricky in the heat of battle.
nah, just grapple them. Knights would drop their swords and unsheathe daggers if they were ever dismounted and facing other knights.
An unmounted knight would put his hands in front of his face begging while a pointy part is shoved in his neck dude, and no knight would use a dagger you morron, it's the dedicated bandit and lowlife weapon, a noble would (and did) rather die than ever touching one.
It's a bit like you, you'd rather die than being heterosexual
Why have you just invented a weird fanfiction about your fake reality?
>he looks extremely gay doing it
not worth the efficiency
>try to find this post from yesterday on Movieblob's Twatter
>go through a hundred recent posts and don't see it
Holy shit this dude lives on that site what does he even do to make a living at this point?
Bob Chipman is so terminally online that it's jarring to see any real life footage of him not in front of a green screen. His entire presence is weird.
Right wing extremists took his future now he'll take their lives
KEK. How strong is He now?
It doesn't matter how strong he is now. When he gets is apple branded cybernetic implants he'll be stronger than all the chuds.
Holy shit Bob Chipman is still alive? He's a 2010's era lolcow you'd figure he'd be dead or offline by now
total biscuit is the only fatfrick lolcow from the late00s/2010s that I know has actually died
everyone else is still fricking alive
Anyoen remember toobis by the way? Hes more early-mid 00s but that frick is probably also still alive. fricking how these fatasses live forever?
Movie blob actually used to be popular and respected, when he was less crazy and just wrote verbose articles on cool Gamecube games or whatever. There was a video of him out there at a con and he had a crowd hanging on his every word. Then eventually everyone found out what a weird fricking sperg he is, as well as his terrible opinions on everything else, and it all went out the window.
I think that's an average amount of McDonald's for the normal adult?
There's nothing better than cite anime girls with big swords
LINK Black person LINK
I've seen the videos. He's swinging the sword more deftly then it looks
Guy with a penil has no range, dude has to be built like a truck to topple anyone wielding a sword like that because it hires high strength, and if it hits you're getting blut damage with the sharpness of the edge contributing to possible lacerations
He's the DSP of tv and film
>*He's the Andrew dobson of tv and film
Fixed
Dobson is dead though
Phil and Bob have kept trucking yet somehow have zero growth in their channels
Patreon.
Movie Roberto used to be actually quite popular and successful when he was on The Escapist. He had moronic takes such as praising Sucker Punch, but most of his content there was mostly normal, at least for a nerdy content mill.
>that's a fairly small sword for the average person
That's a relatively small sword for the average person I'd say?
>BRO THIS IS... NOT ACCURATE, THAT SWORD IS JUST TOO BIG YOU WOULD JUST DIE A BATTLE ALSO NO ARMOR? AND YOU ARE ALSO VULNERABLE TO BOW AND ARROW! UMMM FLIPPING SWORD LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER WOULD JUST NOT WORK IN REAL LIFE!!!
shut the frick up
That's a fairly small sword for an average sized person I'd say?
Can anyone post the clip he's criticizing
Bobs wasted his frame. Guy could have been jacked to shit if he only dedicated like 3 hours a week to lifting.
Seriously how can someone be so smugly moronic? It's incredible at this point, i almost respect the consistency.
He can't possible still be as moronic as he used to be
I miss her so much bros... Why did Bob do it?
I find her hot and hate her personality. I think her shitty attitude is exactly why I find her hot, so I'm at an impasse.
i haven't heard of this fat frick since the lindsay ellis thing (which is still fricking hilarious)
No one's ever proved him wrong. Heh.
Lead Pencil:
>does pathetic poise and stagger damage
>90% of bosses are immune to the lead poisoning status
>has to be repaired after like 20 hits, hope you brought repair powder
>no range
>can’t even throw it so the moveset isn’t historically accurate
>there’s only one in the game until NG+, can’t powerstance it
>has C in dex scaling because there’s only so much you can do with a pencil
>special weapon so you can’t even infuse it fire, magic, or lightning damage
Giant Sword
>deals lots of poise and stagger damage
>like 2 bosses are “immune” to being staggered
>has a ton of durability, will probably be even stronger than it has ever been once repaired by a good smith
>huge sword for lots of range both horizontally and vertically
>can be given an ability that grants it a projectile in the lands between
>only one until NG+ sometimes, but can pair with the zweihander if you really have no shame
>can be given an A in strength, or a C in str with some fire or lightning damage with an additional A in faith. Very versatile!
>not a special weapon so you can infuse it
Yeah it’s very clear, the greatsword would win against the pencil.
>Lead Pencil
Well it’s a game that takes place in the past so if we had a pencil might as well make it lead. Granite pencil wouldn’t be strong at all.
> granite
I only write with malachite pencils. Normies b gone.
>movie"bitchbreasts"bob
bro I used to use the escapist, this dude in a video or some shit (its been a decade) shared some story about being at a gym on a teadmill for like 3 hours while he put gen 1 transformers on a tv
he wrote in his book he skipped his grandmothers funneral to play mario 3