>Space books says this bad
>Wastes ammo on a dead ork
>Keeps shooting a dead ork like a deranged lunatic
>Bitches at his captain constantly
>Contacts the Inquisition instead of a chaplain, risking to draw a founding chapter into a civil war
How did this moron become a marine?
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Why did Titus tolerate that much insubordination?
Plot
Leandros should return as a grizzled Lieutenant who appears to rescue Titus from the nid menace at the climax of the game using unorthodox battle strategies.
Give him a bionic arm, leg, and half of his face to show how much he understands that the realities of war force a soldier to learn the value of improvisation.
keep quiet Iron Hands gay.
We all know Leandros is going to become corrupted since modern writers are fricking hacks.
no way, that would be too stupid because he follows the book to the letter like the nerd he is
however I can absolutely see leandros returning as a member of the deathwatch
Put Leandros in a dreadnought as a punishment.
Getting put into one is an honor, not punishment.
You have to be a great warrior to deserve it.
Except for Primaris who literally die from being in dreadnoughts
some chapters would disagree with that, the iron hands wouldnt but the white scars would like to have a chat with you
I bet Leandros died while trying to cross the Rubicon. What a b***h.
Wasn't Titus found innocent of all transgressions by the inquisition and then demoted?
Thats that one guy who trys to paint you as a heretic right?
So how was Titus able to resist the chaos? Was it because of his willpower?
It just works™
Standard issue Ultramarine plot armor, stronger than any plate.
he channeled the power of kaldor draigos left testicle
to not fall to chaos, just say no
chaos cannot corrupt if you refuse
>Just Say No
>Inquisitor Nan'cee Reaganus
Isn't this how it works?
Unless you get super tortured or somthing like that?
Yes. There was a Death Guard before they went traitor who was cut with a nurgle knife. He fought it for as long as he could, but eventually the plague that wracked his body wore him down so much that he gave himself over to chaos
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Solun_Decius
The temptation of chaos will creep into your mind and only the strongest of the strong can fully resist it.
>chaos cannot corrupt if you refuse
Tell this to Fullgrim.
fulgrim fell as a direct result of getting burned by Jaghatai
FACT
I know that you're joking, but that insult literally doesn't make any sense within the setting and made Jaghatai look like an autistic douchebag.
the man built his entire legion around riding very fast space motorcycles, of course he's autistic
the thing with Fulgrim is he could have avoided his fall, but he was far to prideful to admit he was getting pushed towards chaos (deep down he knew he was acting strange but kept coping) and by the time he could no longer deny it was when he was fighting Ferrus but by that point it was to late, people forget to mention this but one of the main reasons Fabius ended up giving his perfect clone of Fulgrim away was because he realized despite regretting what his og version did he was already starting to fall to chaos again showing that his fall while started by the blade was ultimately due to his ego
to not become a junkie just say no
drugs can't corrupt you if you refuse
That literally works though
yeah
that's 100% correct
as if saying no in the first place is impossible or something
How did you type this out without realising how moronic it is?
It's literally true.
Yes, that's why it is moronic.
Yep
both these statements are correct
Works for me, never been addicted to drugs.
I like your sword but man does that look like the Flawless Host livery.
Nothing heretical going on here.
Are you, perchance, black?
>becomes addicted to drugs without ever taking them
I'm impressed.
Physical addiction isn't all that strong. To kick a bad heroin addiction physically just takes a week or two of being sick. It's the psychological addiction that's the problem, and that stems from either being an idiot or having an unfulfilling life, not from the drugs themselves. Morphine is basically heroin, and people who go to the hospital don't all come back junkies.
>physically just takes a week or two of being sick
Alchol and hard drug withdrawal can actually kill you, though, and even the worst of it lasts way the frick longer than just two weeks.
You're not just "sick," your entire body can shut down because of the dependency. Benzo withdrawal in particular can cause seizures and cardiac events.
Only of you're gay. Imagine being dependant on a substance lmao.
You have to do it for a very long time and there's medication to stop you from dying. And no, most don't take that long. Sure, some outliers are worse, but in general it's not that hard to physically kick most common drugs, especially when you don't wallow in the addiction for a couple years.
dependency and addiction are not the same thing
just like the calories cannot enter your body without consent 🙂
>eat pizza
>calories try enter body
>say no by way lifting
>calories literally burn to death
its that simple
>I didn't choose to eat the pizza!
Some are obvious like pizza but some poisons are only obvious in hindsight
You live in the 21st century. You can get detailed information of any food you eat. Ignorance is impossible without deliberate effort.
Only if you trust the people providing the information
What else can you do? The galaxy is too big for any one person. If your planetary governor wants to cut costs by feeding you corpse-starch, you'll eat corpse-starch.
Is that how the Darktide rejects breathe in nurgle gas and sift through demonic waste daily without getting so much as a cough from it all? How the frick did the train carrying poxwalker transformation gas even work then, did every single citizen of Tertium want to turn so therefore they did?
they have a secret weapon, and that is being vidya protags who are allowed to get away with a lot more since most people would rather not play a version were taking a breath causes them to become an insta zombie
No, dorktide protags should be mega dead. Canonically they probably are, there's obviously a lot of them and it's a penal unit in 40k so they're definitely just feeding convicts into the meat grinder with only a few surviving multiple missions.
>No thanks, Chaos. I'm good
Works for The Exorcists.
Literally the armour of contempt
>just say no
that's what fabius bile did
Bile hears the laughter of the gods like everyone else, he just plugs his ears and pretends not to.
Nemeroth touch wasn't that good.
turns out it's not really all that tempting
Yes, if you hate wizard enough the warp can't corrupt you.
Unironically yes, you have to remember that warp shit is based on emotions, and Titus only cares about the empire, simple as
as the other guy said, due to the nature of the warp the stronger your willpower is the more you would be able to resist it, its also why shooting a daemon prince with a tank round won't really affect him that much, but stab him with a blade that has a huge amount of significance and by extension people thinking its special and suddenly said daemon prince gets btfod by it
Bathed in Sisters of Battle blood.
The big K man probably being silly again, he does that alot
He's a Psychic Null, that's why it was so easy to kill Chaos Space Marines and why Leandros was so quick to throw him under the bus by going straight to the Inquisitor.
If he was a Pariah everyone would fricking know. They're very uncomfortable to be around.
If he was a null then the inquisitor wouldnt even look like a daemon. I recommend reading the Valerian books, when youre psychically null you see the daemons in their true forms and its not big red angry daemons
There's no way you make it 2 days into space marine training with nobody realizing you're a blank let alone all the way to company captain
Why did they make the Grey Knights before Blank Marines?
no, if he was a blank that wouldve been picked up before they even implanted a single organ, chapters do screen their recruits and the chapter librarian or chaplain wouldve picked up on him being a blank in no time flat
Rylanor literally b***h slapped his primarch so badly that Fulgim's soul is slowly dying and converted Thousand Sons sorcerers back to being loyalists. Both of those things should be literally impossible to do given the brainwashing Marines receive and the grip of Chaos on the souls of the corrupted.
Titus resisting Nemeroth is child's play in comparison.
probably a null like Jurgen from Ciaphas Cain.
He didn't. Leandros was unironically right.
>t. Leandros
He was already possessed by Mark Strong
Too autistic
Yeah I dunno I always felt like ammunition would always be a huge problem for space marines. Boltguns carry, what, 30 rounds in a magazine? You rarely see any ammo pouches on the marines. And yet they're constantly sent into prolonged engagements against overwhelming numbers.
How do those magazines even fit as many rounds as they do the bolts are massive, for the most part i don't think it's that big an issue but if they're ever planning to do live action it's gonna end up looking pretty silly
I think that Darktide gives them like 15 bullets a mag, sure it's a downsized version of the real thing, but i think that 15 bullets sounds reasonable enough
It's inconsistent. The model sprues come with pouches for magazines but the models themselves are so poorly sculpted that it's difficult to actually put them anywhere that makes sense and most people just omit them entirely. In the narrative every space marine chapter has several thousand human serfs that do all of the boring shit like logistics and maintenance and ammunition supply that is also never addressed outside of books.
Its just a suspension of disbelief thing, realistically SMarines would either be using pouches or be covered in magazines sticking to their armor with magnets, most dont have either because it's just supposed to give the impression of a space knight/spartan, though they are slowly changing it with the tacticool look Primaris Marines get
>thinking the backpack is just a generator
Last time i checked it was only supposed to help with armor weight through gravity bullshit, has that been retconned?
No it's always been canonical that the backpack is the power generator for the armor. It has a small compartment to store the squad standard but other than that it usually is just a power supply.
That's unironically what the pauldrons are for in-universe.
WHAT
>Marine needs to store ammo
>Marine puts ammo into pauldron
>Marine takes ammo out when needed
call the Arbites, i want them to see this post so they can drug test you
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar!
We know oua duteh and we will do eet.
We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
Marines can magnetically store and protect their bolter ammo inside them to prevent it from being blown up. It might be why Primarines in Phobos-pattern getups have pouches and shit, homies got tiny pauldrons.
mags are stored under the pauldrons, it's what brother Craig aka Johnny is doing
Bolts are actually comically undersized for what the guns’ barrels would suggest. They’re described as ranging from .75 to .998 cal, .75 cal is around a 20mm round, which humans already work with. A gun that size could hold a lot, and so could a superhuman sized pouch of ammo. I blame brits for not understanding a thing about guns.
brits know alot about guns
just nothing made this century
Americans are moronic
Thats all I have to say
I've noticed the new Primaris figures heavily feature ammo pouches and more "tacticool" shit
realistically the weapon of space marines should be las cannons (or something like that) because they have infinite ammo and the lascannon is actually pretty fricking strong
They pick it up as battle progresses from dead battle Brothers or switch to melee weapons. They also get resupply drops from thunderbird. Read the books.
Chainsword goes BBBRRRRRRRRRRR!
surely their pseudo backpack things hold some
Dumb details like this is why I like orks. No having to worry about endlessly convoluted lore about roman larping, political machinations, magical realm, edge, or weebshit. Just an endless tide of angry screaming wienerneys canonically powered by moron magic.
I remember in the book that details the Custodes fighting in the webway near the end of the heresy, the Emperor uses the soul drain hack to get off the golden throne to join the battle in person. While he and the Custodes are fighting the demons back, they have servants following behind them with extra ammunition and armor repair materials. I always liked that detail and wished they did similar things more often.
>Wastes ammo on a dead ork
>Keeps shooting a dead ork like a deranged lunatic
I thought 40k orks were a fungus and shooting it at all just made things worse until you had to glass the entire planet.
the salamanders would be to differ
I've never really heard anything about damaging orks releasing spores, I think it's more that combat releases spores
Orks release spores when killed too.
Ork blood is full of spores, so whenever and wherever they bleed, they reproduce.
Frick your book
>Space books says this bad
>Bitches at his captain constantly
>Contacts the Inquisition instead of a chaplain, risking to draw a founding chapter into a civil war
When you take it in the context that Ultramarines are basically nerds it makes sense.
Titus is a captain, and therefore probably knows through experience that the space marine codex is flawed, and should not be followed at all times.
Leandros however is a fricking jannie, and calls the principle on Titus because he's not following the rules.
>flawed
Is not flawed, it's just static, combat is constantly evolving and Titus just knows that you have to be more flexible. Where Leandros things it's a recipe book to be followed exactly. Even Girlyman points out that it's not a dogma, it's a guide, he just tried to make it as comprehensive as possible.
>Is not flawed, it's just static
So you agree that making a book full of rules, and then having chapters expelled for breaking said rules, even in times that they need to (lamenters, Astral Claws, Soul Drinkers etc etc) is flawed.
If Gulliman never had the foresight to implement times one could break the codex within the damn book, it's flawed.
You can argue the high lords and others misinterpret it, but when girlyman forgets to implement failsafes, it's flawed.
The Astral Claws and Lamenters were expelled for direct rebellion against the Imperium. The Soul Drinkers were expelled for starting a war with the AdMech.
The Space Wolves and to some extent the Blood Angels care zero shits about the Codex and no one's talking about excommunicating them.
If you were going to make a game with Space Marines, what chapter would you choose?
Hard mide: No normalgay chapters like Salamanders nor Lamenters
Black Templars. Hard mode failed but I like them.
It think he meant as in nice Marines that wouldn't shock soccer moms but there are 2 games with playable Black Templars and zero with Salamanders or Lamenters so this is moronic anyway.
marines malevolent
Based choice love your videos
What's the channel? How could you tell just from that post?
Angry marines
The Carcharodons, if that is too normalgay then the mentor legion or mortifactors
Red Talons.
Sons of Medusa
Astral Claws prior to their fall.
Completely original chapter. Ultramarines descended, of course.
flesh tearers, blood drinkers, or angels sanguine
one of the more deranged blood angel successors please
Iron Warriors 🙂
White Scars
Alpha Legion
It offers so many interesting scenarios, fighting on the side of Chaos one moment and on the side of the Imperium the next, all in the aervice of a plan so complocated that nobody in your chapter/warband actually remembers how it started or what the goal was
Perfect for a video game
>Constant Shadow the Hedgehog tier route splits
>Constant Black Ops 2 tier in mission choices
>Constant Nier Automata tier bad/joke ends
>Requires an Excel sheet to figure out which ending you're on the path to
Kino
honestly roll a dice with chapters that pretty much have next to no lore beyond they exist and go from there
>tfw rainbow warriors
>Rainbow Warriors
Chapter theme
They're supposed to be Hawaiian themed I think. They're from the time when every marine chapter was getting assigned an ethnicity. (Dark Angels were native american for instance.)
Are blood ravens israelites or Black folks
pretty sure they were more aztecs in space rather than Hawaiian
Eh it was low hanging fruit (heh)
>Dark Angels were native american for instance.
I thought that was Raven Guard
back in the early days DA has some native themes alongside their knight themes mostly within their death wing (if I recall correctly there is even some art that depicts them like natives)
Do they get murked by rando french commandos during their visits to Imperial Navy ports?
Blood Ravens but all your doing is liberating gifts from other chapters and trying not to get caught.
Sons of the Phoenix
>Progenitor: Dorn
Lol lmao and I'm a High Lord of Terra
>t.high lord of terra
Speaking of the high lords, was it ever confirmed on whether the Chapter Master for the Minotaurs is some loyalist Iron Warriors officer abusing the Proteus Protocol or an absolute runt of a Custodes
not sure, pretty sure they are more leaning on them being Iron Warriors but can't say for sure, especially since GW hasn't really give them much
nice hand fgt
Progenitor: Dorn!?
With that chapter name,
With that chapter symbol,
In that color scheme,
Localized entirely within this crusade?!
...
...
...
Can I examine the gene seed?
Nope
Crimson Fists. With a mission where you play as the machine spirit of Rynn's Might on a rampage.
IRON HANDS BECAUSE FRICK ALL OF YOU buttholeS
I like Iron Hands but I always found the way augmetics and prothetics are shown on SM models and art to be utterly moronic.
They might not need the synthetic muscle from the armour anymore, but a thick plate of ceramite is still essential to protect all the cabling and junctions, machine or not. It's just stupid.
Ultramarines of course.
thousand sons
No fun allowed
The Blud Ravens. They are a niche chapter and i like their colour scheme
One of the lost chapters
The Black Templars are just the Shadow the Hedgehog to the Ultramarines and anyone who says otherwise is coping.
>Hard mide: No normalgay chapters like Salamanders nor Lamenters
No, frick you. Grey Knights time.
>Gay Knights
Lol
Lmao
The aesthetic is peak and you know it.
yeah
homie we JUST got a Grey Knights game
denuvo shit
poor gay response
moron goyslopper response
seethe, why else would you care about denuvo?
Woof-woof, homosexual
Primaris Alpha Legion (they're all standard chaos marines but nobody will ever know)
pre heresy Iron Warriors
5'11" vs 6'
Space wolves because I want to see 40kgays and furgays fight each other to the death
Space Wolves are fine I just get annoyed by these LOL BUT THEY HAVE STILL SEX AND GET ALL THE b***hES AND MEAD VIKINGS SO MANLY AND EPIC homosexuals
Pre heresy Thousand Sons, or pre-Mortarian Death Guard. Dusk Raiders is such a badass name.
let's go post hearsay thousand sons.
maybe like persona 3 where you're studying by day and do evil chaos shit by night.
and you also have to balance your evil social life and do some evil dating on top.
Crimson Slaughter
>madness mechanic that progressively fills up (causing hallucinations and eyrie sounds). Madness is reduced by killing either friends or foes
>if madness reaches a certain threshold, you can transform into a possessed, granting increased stats, new abilities and more gory finishers
WORLD
EATERS
You fight a long grueling campaign but eventually are about to fall due to sheer numbers when all of a sudden the sky starts raining blood and Angron comes down, screaming buttfrick mad.
Fallen Dark Angels
My loyalty is beyond question (it is extremely questionable).
Relictors. Plenty of space to add an interesting story because of all the fricking chaos artifacts and Girlyman forgiving them
god i had this design. Space marines without megaman boots just those gym bros that skip leg day. The lower body looks so out of proportion with the upper its off putting.
Deathwatch
Chapters and Primarchs are cringe, humanity needs a standing army not capeshit superhero’s
space marines are more active than a standing army you moron.
and the actual standing army that exists highlights why it simply is not fit for the job.
celestial lions because i hate the inquisition
Literally any defense-focused Fists successor (ie, not morons like Black Templars) in a level-based series of defensive engagements across a planet. You drop in, you've got a certain amount of time and resources to set up defenses with walls, dudes, mines, servitor turrets, etc. You'll get hit by waves of enemies and every X number of waves you get a shipment of new supplies in via airdrop to set up new defenses and repair existing ones. I think Orks would provide the most variety since as the levels go on, you could just keep escalating from normal boyz, to big orks with big powered armor all the way to a Gargant boss fight. You'd have a lot of variety as long as you keep the game small in scope, probably 10 levels max.
Blood ravens are our guys
>hardmode: no Lamenters
I refuse
That floating idea of a WW1 game where upon death you switch to an entirely different character and keep going would be perfect for a Lamenters game. You start with X amount of battle brothers available and have to make it through the most ridiculously lethal situations to complete each level. If you survive using only one battle brother he ranks up but if he dies you're back at square one. The highest difficulty starts you off as a scout
Death Spectres. Patrolling the ghoul stars, saving prime stock for breeding worlds, that sort of stuff.
Minotaurs
Get to frick with anyone, and really fricking anyone, and get away with it because they're the High Lords of Terra's pets.
[Spoiler] ragtag group of loyalists from traitor legions fighting in the horus hearsay[/spoiler]
by the siege of terramisu only one remains and you get two endings: one where he lives and one where he dies defending the imperial palace
One of them.
I find it funny how if you just got rid of a few elements like the hearts or rainbow aquilla, these could just be marines from any homebrew chapter
The Emperor includes.
>half of these are just the Emperor's Children
The purple and black on the right looks pretty cool tbh
>skull on the troony marine
every time
Well they're drugged and brainwashed mutants that were groomed since their childhood, makes sense
blood angels rescuing relics
>emperor's children successor chapters
Black Templar but with multiple campaigns over big time skips, starting as an aspirant, to neophyte, to initiate, to sword bro, to dreadnought. And there are cute Battle Sisters every step of the way.
>pic
I thought space supermen were all eunuchs? or at least asexual incels
that's an edit, dude
They all have their dicks, they just can't get them up, with the exception of space wolves. They can actually frick.
Titus and Mira are clearly falling for each other in the Space Marine game. They also both clearly know it can never be consummated.
it's an edit of a /tg/ copypasta that's nearly 15 years old
Iron Snakes
Soul drinkers
Night Lords. Play a CSM for once.
White Scars
it's a kart racer
normalgay me: Grey Knights
abnormalgay me: Sons of Malice
even when I'm being "normal" I still can't find myself very interested in run-of-the-mill Astartes.
Raptors, tacticool action that can turn in a space marine at the drop of a hat.
Imperial Fists tower defense
Order of Our Martyred Lady
SoB's will continue to part of but not the focus of 40K media and you'll like it.
I thought the newest animated series followed an OML Sister
She's only primarily focused on for the 1st episode (and even then not completely). She splits screen focus with a Salamander in the next 2 episodes.
I don't mind the idea of SoB, I just really hate the kind of degenerate Black folk they attract to the franchise.
The coomers or the kind of people that demand femSMs? Or both
Both.
Yeah fair enough. I like SoBs because the idea of zealous space nuns in power armor with big guns is just fricking cool, driving a church organ tank into battle is the cherry on top.
Being attractive is a bonus.
That book ain't worth the paper it's printed on, Brother.
because every single character in 40k is clinically moronic, it's a big part of the setting
No he literally did nothing wrong.
>noooo you can't rat out a heretic
If there had to be a EDF-style game set in 40k, what would you make each class? I feel that you could probably do either IG or SM fine, or some mashup
Some sort of mechanicus heavy weapons guy
eversor
if I can mix factions in ways that make no sense hive tyrant
whatever is a heavy necron unit of a not too extreme size
go big or go home
I changed my mind this guys idea was better
make it all ork
Honestly I think Ork EDF would be amazing and allows for greater customization and weapon verity. Also it would let you have mechs vs giant bugs and Dino.
>Ork EDF
>instead of the narrative that gets played over the radio, it's all ork banter with the occasional bit of distress
>the distress is they've run low/out of ammo, run out of grots to use as ammo, or run out of eatin squigs
>no DRG clone with Ork Kommandos
Frick this timeline
i fricking love the ork kommando models for kill team
look at them, fricking DIVER boyz and grots
why are they not in their own bonkers vidya, drg or something with these guys is a no brainer get the frick on it geedubs
God imagine a Kommando game, literally just Modern Warfare but Orks and played completely straight
ffffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk so many good ideas and gw refuses to capitalize on them
>tfw tried to see a purple ork in middle of them
>tfw
There is no purple ork you zoggin' git.
Imagine the spam
>ork blows a carnifex and himself up
>WAAAAAAGH spam from the quick chat intensifies
>they already did it with https://youtu.be/e3us2wzLSqE?si=pIRco72NblzokZgf&t=7
Rebuild everything into a 3rd person style horde romp.
I'm playing through the series right now currently up to winter assault is this mode dead?
Surprisingly no
Neat i'll check it out once I get to 2 then
orks vs nids
get to play as orks
i want to wreck nids in a squigbuggy
>still no word on when Speed Freeks is coming out
Feelsbadman
the entire point of the Ultramarines is that they are genetically autistic about the codex. their dad wrote the thing, it's literally in their DNA
it's literally the only "downside" of being an Ultramarine. you're the coolest and do everything right and your dad is alive and you're the most loyal and cool to the citizens and blah blah blah, but you're also a rules lawyer about some dumb book
but oooohhh noooo can't have ultrasmurf with a character flaw!! so let's give our hulking chad the "heh... always thought those more of a guideline, books are for nerds...." personality trait, and paint the actual Ultramarine as a poindexter
also he's able to resist the chaos without issue, no explanation. just because
and he gets a weird sorta love interest, though a lot of games of that era fell for that hacky plot beat
GOD i hate him so much
>t. Leandros
>and he gets a weird sorta love interest
Obviously otherwise people would think he was a gay like Leandros
>think he was a gay like Leandros
Leandros confirmed to be made from fulgrims gene seed
Leandros confirmed to drink gene seed like a homosexual.
their dad came back and said chill out guys jeeze
>you're the most loyal and cool to the citizens
literally not true
He wanted Titus place.
Because the Imperial Cult attracts mentally moronic acolytes.
I never understood why he was so upset about using the jump packs. He should know that ork aiming is dogshit and that they would never hit such a small target as compared to transport ship. Ans them getting separated was a good thing because they’re there as a vanguard anyway
pretty much because that is the way the ultramarines are, the codex astartes is pretty much a religious book to them in all but name, any one of their successor chapters that breaks from it is heavily shunned by the Ultarmarines, even when their own break from the codex to win a battle they still punish the guy since to them it doesn't matter if he won he was still a rule break which to them could be the start of heresy
i fricking hate knife ears
BEHOLD THE TECHNOLOGICAL MIGHT OF THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS
giwtwm
Honestly what the frick were they thinking? I mean, how can you sit down and say hey! Let's make a guy with plastic straws for legs and add a bunch of "grimdark" shit and call it amazing!
>Honestly what the frick were they thinking?
>Everyone likes the 30k mechanicus aesthetics
>So let's make these motherfrickers in 40k look like jules verne leonardo davinci shit because why not
Werent the Mechanicus always supposed to look like Renaissance cyborgs?
>Honestly what the frick were they thinking?
Because the stupid shit in 40k is also the best shit
based
I don't like the Primaris Outriders though
Frick you homosexual they're awesome I don't even collect admech and I want one.
You morons are amusing and truly mindless. Funny.
Better to be a moron having fun than a joyless homosexual like you
I have fun by laughing your mindless consumerism and window licking.
Seething
>how dare anyone want to have fun with plastic soldiers
Eat shit homosexual
>t. manlet
i dont think it's bad, i think the design is just too busy and "designed"
imo it should look more improvised, like something a guardsman would have to be equipped with to go on patrols in a swamp world
Why the frick would skitarii look like a improvised guardsman
I agree, they look fricking stupid, but the soldiers of the people who control all the industry of the entire imperium should never look improvised. They get the best of the best, or even better, the experimental shit. The stilts are still dumb, though.
i think mechanicus is the really funny fricking art the 1900s thought the future would be
That’s moronic, I love it.
reminds me of those stilt dudes from half life/dishonored
hear me out, mechanicus game where you are a skitarii of some sort, first mission is in a dunerider and its literally just every d day mission from the old MoH's except on land and 40k and also PURGE THE HERETEKS
As long as I get to be stiltman like I'll pick it up.
Horus heresy games would be sick
No. We can't have nice and interesting things.
>Horus Heresy game but depending on your actions, hypothetical outcomes can open up
What would be the best genre for one? RTS with higher density than Dawn of War 1? Musou?
ai warhammer is fun
shitskin
Here comes the WAAAGH!
Both Orks and Tyranids burn nicely.
God, reading 40k threads with all you nerds geeking out over lore is cozy. Reading Eisenhorn right now. Abnett is a little too descriptive.
30% of my day is thinking about warhammer lore
i as well
i have to actively try to not spend hours getting lost in wiki page rabbit holes
40k kart racing game when?
As soon as we get a decent modern 40k game... I really wish they were more selective about who they prostituted their IP out to.
postin some WAAAGH!
Good morning brother sir
I love the Doomguy style helmets
I think if you're gonna do warhammer kart you may as well do full warhammer kart instead of just fantasy or 40k, it's already not a serious game so no reason you can't cross 40k and fantasy together for it
Which faction would win if:
>Emperor fully came back with the rest of the lost Primarchs
>The Tau are given enough time for their technology to advance uncontrollably
>The Eldar fully awaken Ynnead
>All the Necron awake and find all the C'Tan shards
>Every single Ork come together under the ultimate WAAAAAGH
>The rest of the tyranids outside the galaxy all arrive at the same time
Necrons>Orks/Tyrannids>Imperium>Eldar>Tau
wrong
orks win
>Emperor fully came back with the rest of the lost Primarchs
Even if they return the Imperium is still a bureaucratic mess and they would lose precious time trying to regroup
>The Tau are given enough time for their technology to advance uncontrollably
Lol
>The Eldar fully awaken Ynnead
IIRC that involves mass suicide to create a god in the hopes that Slaanesh won't rape them for all eternity so uh good luck in the immaterium, gays
>All the Necron awake and find all the C'Tan shards
Possibly one of the biggest contenders, but they're still severely autistic robots
>Every single Ork come together under the ultimate WAAAAAGH
The biggest contender since the ork's only weakness is infighting
>The rest of the tyranids outside the galaxy all arrive at the same time
Anything warp-related is permanently fricked until they're dealth with
Everyone but the nids, Necrons and Orks buckle under the whole shitshow. This pretty much becomes War in Heaven 2 feat angry bugs.
Winner would probably be the Tyranids, but only after something extremely moronic happens
A half awakening of Ynnead fricked the shit out of Slaanesh mate
Emperor has been fed for 10 thousand years with a shitload of psykers, and he has the whole Imperium treating him like a God.
If he comes back he'll be on the level of the Chaos Gods
>If he comes back he'll be on the level of the Chaos Gods
He already was, he was the only thing they feared.
>The Tau are given enough time for their technology to advance uncontrollably
i wonder how advanced the Auretian Technocracy was when they were wiped out by horus
because they held off a full on unification force for multiple years and almost won before a huge back up fleet came to finish the job
how close are the tau to the Auretian.
To be fair they only managed to hold on because they had a bunch of STCs
>this is what an ENTIRE CHAPTER of space marines looks like
Looks pretty fricking pathetic not gonna lie
Now go look at what a whole Legion used to look like. The Ultramarines were 250,000 units strong
Too bad that doesnt fricking matter anymore
I'm reading 30k now so it matters to me
How so
These pathetic small number losers can stop trillions of Xenos when put to the test, I really don't see the issue.
Just an example of how gay 40k lore really is
Yes heroic space men are very gay, pls go be a realism moron somewhere else.
kind of makes dawn of war feel silly doesn't it
my cope is the numbers are all lies even to the chapter masters themselves
like that story about how the army would name things with high or even random numbers to make it sound like they had alot of them when in fact they had way way way less
but in this case they say they have like 1000 marines when they actually have a million or some shit
Why cope? Don't read fiction or play games about Übermenschen being worth a 100 men (thousands more if named, ten thousands if captian or higher) if you don't like it.
Maybe the chapter masters ask the serfs to fudge the numbers to make them seem codex-compliant
Chapters are not armies, they are basically a single batallion dedicated entirely to special operations.
a single company could probably hold down a small country on their own. those 1st company land raiders and terminators don't frick around
marines are fricking stupid. crayon munchers.
Great now you can't even enjoy 40K threads without some schizo endlessly trying to troll the thread
is the first game worth replaying to get ready for the sequel?
playing, yes
replaying? no, not really, if you remember the story at all you're fine
maybe next time he could try and read a REAL book
What was his fricking problem?
he was worshipping chaos even before lorgar landed on his planet, i think its pretty obvious what his problem was
he was a massive piece of shit before he even started worshipping chaos
i mean yeah, wasnt he the one that killed some other kid as a child and took his name and place
yep
Do you have the one where Erebus says Calth was an act of self defence
Man that homosexual was really the MVP for Chaos during the entire HH.
yeah the fricker basically started it all by grooming lorgar. i was a fan of word bearers, but erebus was too into chaos, while lorgar thought what would be best for humanity, erebus almost made me turn away from bearers, until i read that lorgar was the one who told kharn about who killed argel tal
>get up
and after that lorgar made me believe in word bearers once again; kharn also got a loyal follower that day
>>get up
It was a glorious moment.
>to touch the wound with a hand that was no longer there.
>HIS HAND, his hand was on deck several meters away
i love this part so fricking much
i also like at the part where he thinks about how it cant end here he also mentions signus prime, where horus flays erebus with his own blade
>and after that lorgar made me believe in word bearers once again; kharn also got a loyal follower that day
You dont just kill someones favourite son
especially if that someone is Chaos emissary
He looks like a trustworthy individual. Just look at that smile!
ftfy
I bet Erebus likes "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
What do monster girl classified as? xeno or mutant?
Biggest c**t in the entire setting
how pozzed is Dark Tide?
Very pozzed, basically teaming with homosexualry, you should not play it and close the thread
I see 40k has fallen
>the victim mentality in this comic still seen as a real struggle by real anons
lol
lmao even
oh no
oh no
If you mean there are women and black people, yes, but you're also a b***h for caring. It's good ol' heretic-mulching fun with your squad.
Your favorite faction gets a bullshit plot device à la Belisarius Cawl. What happens?
Man who thought in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war finds there is more war than previously thought possible.
What's the best chapter and why is it Dark Angels?
I don't like the silence on Space Marine 2's release date, bros. It may get pushed back to 2024...I just want to slaughter Imperial Fist b***hes in multiplayer man...
There's been zero news about the Zero Latency tie in since September last year too
https://zerolatencyvr.com/news/posts/2022/september/space-marine-announcement/
has the writer situation changed? not that I didn't expect someone like this since the game is about nids but still not buying if it's the same one
troonys are the tamest thing in w40k. Go read about the dark eldar.
but they definitely have not been tamed in reality is the issue
This is literally fabricated to make the reaction bigger than it was, most people didn't give a frick, being rather sure the troony couldn't insert anything really woke anyway.
How many threads is this spliced together from?
I don't give apathy or the benefit of doubt to a group who doesn't deserve it
the only thing fabricated about this is the hole he made where his penis was
>This is literally fabricated to make the reaction bigger than it was, most people didn't give a frick
Lmao an actual example of troony discord subversion. There were several threads about it
Living flesh statues and you're considered about muh heckin trannies.
The delusions of lesser species are of neither use nor interest.
Where do I find the whole thing ripped I don't want to click through 100 different short videos scattered on youtube.
you'll probably have to, all the fan made shit is just short 2 minute films hoping they land a job lol
look around, there are some sites streaming it
you're a fricking idiot, shut up and never post again
>you're a fricking idiot, shut up and never post again
No.
What's the terminator spider doing?
Science.
Pop Science actually and then blog about it how bio transference could be reversed 10000 years into the future.
>gets mogged by lobotomized guardsmen
A Deathmark has 5 toughness, 3+ save and 1 wound.
Going with Death Korps of Krieg guardsmen with "close combat weapon", meaning mostly fists and knifes, it's totally believable they'd be able to bring it down with their numbers.
In the show, the Deathmark is attacked by around 20 guardsmen, those hit on a 4+ with 1 attack each, so on average 10 attacks hit. Strength 3 against toughness 5 means wounding on 5+, so 3,33 successful wounds. The Deathmark has a 3+ save, so it can still avoid most damage, but still averages 1,11 wound received. That's enough to kill it.
I was honestly surprised how well the Deathmark would hold up in melee against weak attacks, I'd expected it to take a lot less guardsmen to kill it.
Based number cruncher. The adeptus administratum needs you.
you're pretty spot on but the first thing that happens in that engagement is the guardsman literally just grabs the deathmark's arm with one hand and that somehow holds him from moving forward into his pocket dimension. i don't believe for a fricking second a regular ass human who has been freshly lobotomized can just hold a necron of any type in place with one hand
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
>follows the book written by the primarch of his own legion to the letter
>is hypnotrained to irrationally hate xenos
>constantly scans superiors for signs of treason
>trusts the emperor's most holy inquisition as a neutral arbiter in rooting out potential heresy
>the signs of potential chaos corruption were so obvious that the Black Templars volunteered an entire squad to assist the Inquisitor
He is perfect. Whatever Magos is running the admech section on Ultramar must feel really proud of himself.
ultramar has no admech presence.
But who bless bullets?
I guess they ship em in from off world
but that seems dangerous, real easy for a shipment to be intercepted and replaced with chaos blessed bullets
garbage writing fiat.
the developing team as a whole was showing off how terrible they were at what they are doing with every fricking press release, writing was just on par.
In fairness, Titus was played up as fast and loose, somewhat of a renegade by space marine standards which is ABSOLUTELY NOT what space marines do
but then again its ultra marines so naturally established canon and lore conventions get tossed out the window in favor of making the ultra marines appeal to normalgays (again)
Guys I can't wait for Rogue Trader
Reminder that tau have not yet lost any war against humanity, just some irrelevant battles
jokes on you, the war never ends
Is the greater good even... good?
I know frickall about the tau
It used to be, but people spent 20 years b***hing and screeching about it so now the Tau are neo-cons and the entire race is mind-controlled by a handful of monarchs.
So now the Tau are also le bad guy like everyone else but also not as interesting as the other factions.
Sasuga.
Is it weird that I prefer the nu-helmets over the old ones like the one in the OP? Whenever I look at it I just see
D:<
I prefer the primaris armor more than the old one. I just think the whole shipment of 90,0000 newly created space marines from mars thing is moronic
For me, it's beakies.
It's like a less pointy variant of the Mk4, which is also a good helmet, just on armor that looks like the Mk8. Understandably, Mk7's helm can also look a little inconsistent at times and was supposedly meant to represent a human skull.
>Mk4-6 are essentially Heresy-era armors
>Mk2-3 was generally the armor the Loyalists mostly had by the Heresy
>Mk4 was brand spanking new and Horus made sure to gear his side with more of it
>Mk5 is supposed to be a desperate mishmash of Mk4-6 everyone used, so it derives from the Heresy in origin
>Mk6 existed before the Heresy, but has a small retcon that gave virtually every legion the STC sometime in the conflict
The detail with 5 & 6 mildly bothers me. Were the marks established later in-universe?
Desperately scrabbling for any traces of advanced tech and then pretending that it's progress instead of a slower decline than everywhere else isn't exactly out of character for the Imperium.
I mean, it sort of implies the Mk6 just jumped a mark and then Mk5 filled the gap despite being partially derived from it. On the other hand, Primarines skipped over Mk9 completely.
Mk9 was the one with a gorget, the sergeant torso, wasn't it?
no fricking way, classic mk.7 is the absolute peak of space marine aesthetic
They aren't nu-helmets at all just [insert name and mark of helmet], which were rather rare, repurposed to be the standard for whatever reason.
Weren't they repurposed as standard because the mouse was getting uppity about the old standard looking too Vader-like
>tell bing to make me pictures of orks
>get green space marines
Matt Ward did this.
you sure you didnt type krorks?
Ssshhh, that's forbidden lore.
That looks kinda dope. Like what would happen after the orkz eliminate every other faction and just continue their infighting with looted shit from all of them.
>gigantic hulkiest of space hulks with as many guns strapped to it as physically possible and beyond
Holy kino
man frick these AI rejects warhammer ork facial proportions are supposed to be long-faced trapezoid-head freaks
The emperor of mankind is trans now
Nice universe u have there you losers
anything post 2010 is fan fiction
The whole thing is fan fiction you silly person. It's told by unreliable narrators.
>heh well actually every word is made up
Yes
And yet he defaults to male whenever he can.
so that's what "death to the false emperor!" really meant
I love female space marines and such
No wonder /tg/ get's cranky if you post any reddit buddy.
Literally projecting into the emperor
The point is he's been alive since literally the first civilization in Sumeria and can use his psychic abilities to disguise himself. At some point in literally 40000 years it probably made sense to disguise himself as a woman.
The Emperor can be whatever the frick he wants, he is beyond reproach.
I love the Empress.
Big E loves you too.
Gosh, what an honor.
he could be anything
and he chose to be a fricking moron for 30 thousand years
I don't care how much of a moron he may have been or how much he hurt his moron sons that could dish it out but could not take it. He stayed. When Horus fricked him up, he could have gone "Oopsy daisy, sorry mankind, I guess I fricked up, you better handle it while I recover, haha" and gone into hiding, but he didn't. He sat on the fricking throne and endured unspeakable agony to give mankind a fighting chance against impossible odds stacked against them. He sacrificed everything and had his greatness eroded to almost nothing for the sake of mankind.
you mean he sat on his throne that eats souls and spent the next 10 thousand years eating trillions of powerful human souls
It's either that or all of humanity gets fricked to death instantly. Without astronomicon there is no hope. Zero. Every world in the imperium gets cut off instantly and has to fend for itself against the horrors of the cosmos. Although I'm sure a chaoshomosexual would argue that this is a good thing.
its all part of the plan
20 years from now
we get reborn emps
That's a big maybe, and while he's reincarnating and re-learning to use his powers(there's no guarantee he'll be a 1:1 repro)demons will be exploding out of everywhere and raping everyone's skulls. Guilliman and El'Johnson might be styling on demons currently, but they can't be everywhere at once.
Only those that can't or won't control their powers get fed to the machine that makes the imperium's survival possible.
What happens to the strongest psykers? Say an Alpha+ child is born and is discovered before Chaos corrupts him or he goes insane?
Stable psykers get picked up by the black ships all the same and are trained to be astropaths or sanctioned psykers by the adeptus astra telepathica on Terra.
huh never paid attention to the emprah's trickster side.
wonder if he used his disguise skills to pulls pranks on people
emporer isnt a space marine so his plumbing works
who was the emporer fricking when he had the urge to bust?
>My 40k minis got delayed a day due to some sort of frickup
goddamnit I just want to start assembling and painting them.
>buying GW shit after they screwed over independent animators
Hope your shit gets stolen in transit and GW's customer service laughs at you.
TTStroony spotted
Death of hope, Black person.
I know you 40k nerds need to hear this once a while.
Take a shower, don't forget soap and deodorant.
>deodoring
low test spotted
you stink
let the long noses be overpowered by my raw musk, this is our ancestor's method of filtering ~~*their*~~ tribe
Guard players are usually the stinkiest.
High T means you emit more pheromones.
>deathguard players refuse to be the stinkiest
homies need to commit
You must be thinking of the TCGspics
Nurgle embraces us all.
I can't, showering gives me gender dysphoria
God I wish I was an ork
good luck learning wienerney it’s insane
You can still be a digganob Anon.
I know. Their society is so tolerant and open. As long as you're green and you can krump gitz you're in.
lorelet here, how "devout" are the Space Marines exactly? I always thought they were like warrior monks who do nothing but chant and pray when they aren't fighting, but apparently most of them don't even see the Emperor as a god like the rest of humanity does
Depends on chapter to chapter. Some like Black Templars are religious zealots and other chapters not at all.
Most see the Emperor as the pinnacle of mankind, revering him to the point it basically is worship.
Of the chapters that do worship him as a God, it's typically not 1:1 with Imperial Faith proper either. However the Ecclesiarchy usually isn't going to start shit over it.
Think of them like buddhist monks where there's technically not a god. It also varies by chapter since they all have a theme like vikings and romans.
Varies by chapter and at worst they'll occasionally butt heads with the militant branches of the Ecclesiarchy over it (such as the Sororitas).
he's unironically correct, though, which is what virgin lorelets refuse to ever acknowledge.
a true 40k ending would've been titus getting executed at the end. while Here's To You (by Joan Bart) plays.
true, the inquisition has no shortage of blam to dish out, but I like to believe that spase mreens are slightly more valuable than the average factorum worker, therefore he's worth putting extra effort to find the truth (because he takes longer to replace)
he's in a position of power which means even the slightest tinge of chaos is enough to royally frick things up
what can they really do? permanently attach an inquisitor to him to make sure he stays on the straight and narrow? (yes they will do exactly this)
stop complaining, all you have to do is be a loyal servant of the Emperor
Except if you suspect heresy among your fellow battle brothers you go to the chaplain and not the inquisition.
It's that one colleague that snitches on you if you talk bad about the job or the boss
Also half the time they're the ones baiting people into talking shit about the boss
>Dude how did a character indoctrinated since birth into blind obedience end up such a bootlicking moron?
You guys act like Leandros is the exception when it's probably more like Titus being the outlier as a decent person.
If your first priority isn't the primacy of the human race on the galactic stage then lower your voice when talking to me.
hey... why dont we just join up with those Tau guys then? they seem like nice enough folks and arent as tricky or snobby as the Eldar.
any good upcoming game in the future?
Rogue trader is out on the 7th of december and SM2 "should" be out this year
>Developer: troonycat
How much LGBT shit should I expect?
A lot less, most of that was paizo which should've been expected.
wasntt there some devblog or posty saying they wish they could do LGBT romance but the Game's Workshop said no?
No, it's a dev limitation and a business decision.
There aren't enough hours in the day to make every single character poly and pansexual, which still wouldn't be enough for the twitter trannies who don't even play these kinds of games.
>wasntt there some devblog or posty saying they wish they could do LGBT romance
jesus christ those frickers really deserve the fricking rope
Yes.
What a shit article
https://web.archive.org/web/20231004221027/https://www.thegamer.com/warhammer-40000-rogue-trader-lgbt-romance/
>“For us internally, it's not the story of the gay person or straight person, it's a story of a Seneschal who lost his wife, or a story of a blood-soaked sociopath who can challenge his own thoughts, or a story of an entire species who can change its own perspective of the world through you. These are the things that we want to tell and we pick the best options to highlight the strength of the story – both in the models, in the portraits, in the voiceovers, in all of the aspects.
>“It's not like we have a quota. No, we want to tell a strong story. We found the best possible in a given budget and time frame options to deliver it. And that's how we ended with the given set of the romances. Of course, any person of the team would love to have tens of additional romances. But at the same time, any person on the team would love to have, for example, additional companions like Kroot, everyone wants to have the Kroot mercenary.”
Damn that title is clickbaity as all hell, makes it seem like the gays of the company were kept on a leash even though the reality is frick romanceBlack folk
If that's what they said then they lied because IIRC the cold trader chick and the DEldar dude are playersexual, while the ranger is player"sexual" but doesn't actually do the sexytime.
They also said they wish they could do Amiri romance but Paizo said no, and they both ended up pointing fingers at eachother
If it's not in the game that's what counts, and if it is in the game but locked to the degenerate deldar even better
Well, here they are
admitting they want more, lol.
Manly space marines know they can only implant their gene-seed up another man's anus
but will they be good?
nu-dreadnoughts are so fricking soulless
they are baller
>not wanting to be stuck in a literal death machine for all eternity
What's the story behind them? The old boxes didn't look cool enough?
Primaris Marines solely exist to make marinepiggies buy their entire armies all over again. Note how no other recent army had their units replaced wholesale, just updated like a sane company would do.
holy shit you use /40kg/
Is it called /40kg/ because you put on 40kg after becoming a regular?
>Contacts the Inquisition instead of a chaplain, risking to draw a founding chapter into a civil war
Well yeah, he wanted to show his Capitan what happens when you don't follow the codex
Why are the ultramarines so obsessed with disobeying the codex astartes?
They think it's funny that Guilliman almost forced a civil war with the Imperial Fists over space book that he never wanted them to follow by the letter to begin with.
https://discord.gg/uUPzCjr5
Heresy in your path
Titus is not a psychic null. No chapter would ever put a Blank through training as it would be a massive misuse of a powerful asset if they (very likely) died. If he WAS a Blank, it would not be a secret. The first psyker to be in the same room as Titus would shit their pants and out him, as would all the daemons in the game.
Why is everyone assuming a Space Marine can't handle fighting chaos? I know Grey Knights love the smell of their own farts but they're not the only chapter capable of tangling with the daemonic. I could see the Ultramarines getting uptight about it since they're nerds, but the Inquisition would just give Titus a good once-over to confirm he's not corrupted and be on their way.
Bird girl
god, i wish my breasts had eyes for nipples
I bet she can see my penis in 360* in realtime with all those eyes.
The best part of Pariah Nexus is that the Sister actually used her fricking helmet.