>not eldar because if they were they would reveal them already or hints of them sneaking behind the scenes >not tau because there's no point of doing melee mechanics outside of select instances, titus will be outranged 80% of the time >not orks because they would be a redundant enemy, they specifically chose tyranids because they're a fresh opponent and gunning down orkz in 2023 is boring
it's chaos
my guess is tzeentch and/or nurgle just like boltgun
tzeentch will have sorcerers, pink/blue horrors that shoot back and melee, sand marines who shoot back while nurgle will have plague muhreens who will be slow and super tanky and nurgle monsters that can act as end of chapter bosses
I still can't believe they put fricking picatinny rails on top of the nu-bolters. I understand the whole mid-2010s design aesthetic but it dilutes such a good design.
Something seems off. I can't tell what it is. It might just be the fact that they dialed up the diversity from the first game to 11, given we have "LE SUPER COOL RUSSIAN WOMAN LEADER" and women guardsmen everywhere constantly yelling in your ear on the battleground, which kind of annoyed me when watching the gameplay. Also Titus's new VA fricking sucks and makes him sound like a dumbass Black Templar who drank the koolaid when first game Titus actually sounded like he knew what the frick he was doing and how to handle the situation he was in, with not too much overzeal.
>given we have "LE SUPER COOL RUSSIAN WOMAN LEADER" and women guardsmen everywhere constantly yelling in your ear on the battleground
did you even play the first game?
Lt Mira was cool because she actually felt like she earned her place and was very obviously stressed the frick out by the time you arrived because she was literally the last commander alive. This one looks like it's people just using overplayed tropes.
You're obviously a fake Warhammer fan. Get the frick out.
You're obviously a fake Warhammer fan. Get the frick out.
Why WOULDN'T the IG be the most diverse faction? You have an entire galaxy's worth of people to draw from, and they are conscripted in the multi-billions. Isn't the whole point that it doesn't matter your race or gender, everyone is equally worthless and able to die for Big E?
They had a female line officer of the imperial guard in the first game homosexual. Take your fricking bullshit to /misc/ homosexual. Imagine getting triggered over a fricking NPC, kys homosexual.
Why WOULDN'T the IG be the most diverse faction? You have an entire galaxy's worth of people to draw from, and they are conscripted in the multi-billions. Isn't the whole point that it doesn't matter your race or gender, everyone is equally worthless and able to die for Big E?
She's not wahmen stronk either, Titus literally takes command when he rendezvous with her
Since Spess Mehreens can't directly command an Imperial Guard unit he just advises the Lt for shit he needs to get the mission done
An ESG version of the original SM would have Mira talking down and emasculating Titus for being late while she oneshots Gorgutz with her plasma pistol
9 months ago
Anonymous
Women aren't soldiers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Humanity in 40k isn't the same as Humanity now.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They don't really have a choice in 40k. The Imperium need bodies, and the sex doesn't matter as long as it can shoot a lasgun. There's a galaxy wide permanent draft and women aren't exempt.
GW doesn't fund Warhammer vidya, they just dole out the license plus have some say on the creative process.
The new dev can't afford Mark Strong or he's too busy to voice a vidya character he did a decade ago.
The new Titus doesn't even look like the original either, they might as well picked a new character.
Women aren't soldiers and we all know it, so stop pretending otherwise. It has no basis in reality and just looks silly. It's dress-up, cosplay.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I never said they were, I'm saying it makes sense in the context of the setting. They don't care what you are as long as you can pull a trigger with your finger.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>it makes sense in the context of the setting
No it doesn't. Physically inept individuals in a war zone doesn't make sense. >as you can pull a trigger with your finger.
Women can't do this. They think guns are scary and only for mean Trump supporters.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I agree it's stupid but it's been that way a long time, an attempt at grimdark rather than anything culture war, probably should have made it so it was just PDF that were female instead of the actual guard
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It has no basis in reality
Anon I'd like to introduce you to a setting called Warhammer 40k, where alien bugs and daemons from a magical sub-dimension of the galaxy fight giant green mushroom men and elves who wear bone armor.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Women aren't soliders. It looks silly—like an ape in a tuxedo
9 months ago
Anonymous
Bitch, it's 40 fricking thousand years into the future. Shut your wiener holster and leave.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nothing about the setting has said baseline humanity is any different than it is now.
9 months ago
Anonymous
*Tips fedora
9 months ago
Anonymous
They don't really have a choice in 40k. The Imperium need bodies, and the sex doesn't matter as long as it can shoot a lasgun. There's a galaxy wide permanent draft and women aren't exempt.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Perhaps you could say that in the somber times ahead, conflict prevails.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Indeed, it's almost as if the very gods are jovial at the sanguine state of things.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>as long as it can shoot a lasgun
Women can't shoot guns.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Isn't shooting one of the few olympic sports that women have actually beaten men in before?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not surprising the last thing you want to be doing is giving the 41% a loaded firearm in a public setting.
9 months ago
Anonymous
What?
9 months ago
Anonymous
They shoot at clay pigeons using fake .22s
9 months ago
Anonymous
.22 prolly has more recoil than the haptic feedback on a lasgun
9 months ago
Anonymous
and lasguns have zero recoil. the guard operates on volume of fire, so a shot in the general direction of the enemy is still valuable, especially when it's just a fricking wave of them.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Women hate guns. They think they're icky and gross and for dumb conservative ruralites
9 months ago
Anonymous
why are you still trying to project 21st century ideas on 42nd millennium combat
9 months ago
Anonymous
Female soldiers are silly.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, that's the one immersion breaking silly thing in the whole universe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yep
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah pretty much
Glad we all agree, moron bros. Now let's go back to serious topics like how red makes vehicles go faster for the mushroom people, or how elves fricked a deity into existence.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Makes more sense than human woman as combatants
9 months ago
Anonymous
I know, right? Women scare me too much to exist in this setting with living saints and T-800 armies. Like, we have to expect a woman to not be treated like m'lady should, and instead she has to STAND in place.
Too ridiculous.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I have btfo’d women with a slap. You sound inexperienced
9 months ago
Anonymous
Me too, when mom didn't deliver my tendies in time. But i don't see the relevance to the topic at hand.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Women no strong. Not carry heavy thing good. Waste resource. You go outside and wrestle with 3 hole creature
9 months ago
Anonymous
Man not strong either when it comes to 8ft tall demon thing cleaving through them. Not carry heavy things (thus need for servitors). Waste resource.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Things on person heavy. Wounded friend heavy. Me go to VA hospital and see many 3 hole with bad back
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Wounded
IG only have one wound. No need to worry about helping casualties, because there are only deaths.
9 months ago
Anonymous
We talk lore not game. Game for homosex who paint nails
9 months ago
Anonymous
Game instructs the lore. You should try learning about them both.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>game instructs the lore
Uh huh, cus a single wraith knight with a couple d cannons can take out an entire custodian guard.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Worse things have happened, yes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Name me one time of the scenario above ever happening in lore. I'll wait.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Harlequins. Anything with Angron. Most of the Grey Knights books. Ciaphas Cain
9 months ago
Anonymous
Wrong, I said name me an example of the scenario in
>game instructs the lore
Uh huh, cus a single wraith knight with a couple d cannons can take out an entire custodian guard.
this comment. Do you even play the TT?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Do you even play the TT?
Yes, but i'm more a lore fan. >I said name me an example of the scenario
Ah, my mistake. In that case i can't think of that specific thing happening, but then again, i haven't read the Custodes books.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Fair, neither have. Current GW balancing is pretty rarted though since 10th, which is why I don't think a modern interpretation of the rules fits in with lore. The game hasn't felt fluffy since 6th for me.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but I've been playing a lot of OPR cause haven't vibed with 10th.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I've wanted to run OPR for the longest time but my group of meta chasing friends have made it hard to suggest it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Weirdly OPR has become more popular in my local scene than 10th.
Wanna say a normal night is 80% OPR and 20% HH.
Nobody is playing 10th outside when it first launched and everyone gave it a go.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Hmmm interesting, tbh I've fallen out of my local scene since everyone started families the past few years, so I may try scoping out the hobby spaces again. At least will find out how accepting of proxies people still are even though GW forced my hand with them not updating their drukhari sculpts in a century.
9 months ago
Anonymous
OPR is "model agnostic" so I've seen a lot of 3D printed or proxied models.
There's a knights player who uses Battletech mechs for instance.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Fantastic news for my battletech buddy who won't play knights for being too expensive despite him putting more into his lances than we do our minis. Thanks for the info, anon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The people behind it also offer STLs to print models to use.
They're through their patreon but you can find them for free online anyway.
My biggest complaint with OPR is it lacks heroes/characters but as an actual ruleset it's pretty fun and snappy. Like somebody actually tried playing it before releasing rules.
9 months ago
Anonymous
From what I've seen, it'd only take a few house rules to make it work well with all our sub faction rules (mainly soupy daemons and dark eldar) and unit abilities we got going with our lists. Some extra rules being applied is better than no flavor rules from GW.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t remember any of the old guard boxes having women in the ranks
9 months ago
Anonymous
Were posted earlier.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Rogue trader?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It was posted earlier. Current guard boxes don't have them either. You have to get the "upgrades" shite. But by that metric, most power weapons and plasma stuff doesn't exist either.
Rogue trader. Post some female IG minis from 1995-2010
9 months ago
Anonymous
So why don't they count?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Need a hand moving those goalposts, or are you right by yourself?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Rogue trader has shit like half elf marines, moron
9 months ago
Anonymous
And?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It was silly shit, all of it
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. That's 40k.
>war so desperate they're throwing women at it
Seems pretty grim.
I think your only valid point is not every branch of IG would do it depending on their insulation from the war and values. But to think that there would be no groups doing it when entire planets are getting a deep thrust by a thorny penis is denial.
They have prisoner armies ffs. And access to any number of chemicals to fill the physical gaps enough to keep them effective.
>Seems pretty grim.
Like the Ruskis in WW2
9 months ago
Anonymous
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Illiyan_Nastase
I hope this guy shows up in space marine 2!
9 months ago
Anonymous
That’s rogue trader, not 40k ma’am
9 months ago
Anonymous
Their whole argument is that you're not a real 40k fan if you don't accept all the stupid whacky shit from rogue trader thats getting dug up from modern GW.
If not liking squats means I'm not a "true 40k fan" then so be it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yep. Clearly fruitcakes high on digital reality
9 months ago
Anonymous
Glad you agree you aren't a fan.
Yes it is, and you're being a silly little libshit b***h for even pretending otherwise. But it's getting that way with people like you turning it into a balloon animal factory to suit your painfully saccharine sensibilities.
Ah yes 40K is well known for it's grounded content.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You are obviously a fanatic pushing your bullshit
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nope.
Just hate poser gays pretending they know shit.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Do you got female guard that isn’t rogue trader or astra militarum?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Be careful, you'll be called not a real fan!
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why do posergays seethe so hard when people don't humour their troony fantasies.
9 months ago
Anonymous
troony fantasies? Like not humoring bad faith posters using rogue trader to justify their argument that "40k has always been this way"?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Notice how these leftyshitters try very hard to fit in by going hard with the insults they think convey value around here. They'll try so fricking hard to flip insults like 'troon' and 'troony' to deflect all while defending games like this with ESG and actual troon writers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Notice how you're seething at imaginary people.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Lurk more dude. Tell ur sisters to update the lingo
9 months ago
Anonymous
Been here longer than you redditor.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No ur a raging homosexual who pops in once in awhile between ur discords
9 months ago
Anonymous
You do know discord is a chat program right?
Proving [...]s point
I always already proven right that redditors are trying to fit in by crying about imaginary people.
Not something to brag about, newfriend.
>admits to being new.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>admits to being new
I wish. Then I might still be able to escape.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Lurk bro. Maybe you’ll stop being a fruit who thinks women can fight even 38000 years from now
9 months ago
Anonymous
>who thinks women can fight
Way to miss the point, child.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You don’t have one. Women can’t do combat for shit and still only the rogue trader and astra sets posted
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Women can’t do combat for shit
That was never the claim. Learn to read, moron.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Cope more troony.
You were BTFO multiple times and are seething.
I'm glad theres enough of us here to actually call out this guy on his manipulative bullshit. Every time you see these people they need to be fricking squashed like a bug.
Nobodys falling for it.
>redditor desperate to fit in
Go back.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're literally just drawing buzzwords out of a hat.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>stuck in a loop
Holy shit,
Leftists ideologically insulating themselves is why this homosexual is still just spam-repeating random words in a desperate attempt to deflect. He's stuck in a loop because he has no way of dealing with being found out. They're arrogant enough to believe they're smarter than everyone else and so they're always caught off-guard when they're inevitably called out.
called it.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Where when why and how? Just gay men mad no one is believing their lies
9 months ago
Anonymous
>lies
What like you being a woman troony?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>imaginary
You were running defense for the new libshit written fem guard the whole thread, guy.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not something to brag about, newfriend.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>imaginary
No. You guys show up all the fricking time unfortunately, and every goddamn time you think your transparent bullshit fools anyone. It's the same fricking encounter over and over. You guys aren't good at this.
And it always comes to this point, where you've been thoroughly found out and start retreating to small and detail-free posts. Every single time.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>claims it isn't imaginary >proceeds to make up a bunch of shit >reddit spaces
9 months ago
Anonymous
If only leftists like yourself were imaginary, it'd make hobbyist spaces and everything in general a lot nicer.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you seething at imaginary people?
Is it cause you forgot your hormones?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yup. I swear I've been arguing with the same people for years and years at this point. Its always the same script.
It might fly on /tg/ but not here where the "secondaries" grew up on 40k media that couldn't afford the overpriced models but read every army book, novel and video game they could get their hands on.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>brags about being poor.
Lurk bro. Maybe you’ll stop being a fruit who thinks women can fight even 38000 years from now
>admits to being a troony
>imaginary
You were running defense for the new libshit written fem guard the whole thread, guy.
>admits to being schozphrenic troony
lmao is this the state of redditors?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Pathetic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You are yeah.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Your the one who thinks women can compete with men during combat, ma’am
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah IG accept anyone for their grinder.
Dunno why you seethe about this so much.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Ig has standards. Women wouldnt pass, just like a child or weak man
9 months ago
Anonymous
lmao no they fricking don't
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, they do. Even pdf has standards ms
9 months ago
Anonymous
>thinks that calling forum regulars redditors is an effective ruse long after he's been outed by said regulars
9 months ago
Anonymous
Leftists ideologically insulating themselves is why this homosexual is still just spam-repeating random words in a desperate attempt to deflect. He's stuck in a loop because he has no way of dealing with being found out. They're arrogant enough to believe they're smarter than everyone else and so they're always caught off-guard when they're inevitably called out.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're literally just drawing buzzwords out of a hat.
>stuck in a loop
Holy shit, [...] called it.
Why are you gays seething so hard?
You keep talking about leftists and shit after it was proven you don't know shit about 40K and are just incels seething about women.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>stuck in a loop
Holy shit, [...] called it.
Yeah they rely on the majority of people lurking and staying cowed. Just wait for him to call us schizos (again).
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yup. It doesn't work when we've got 20 years worth of 40k video games to point out that doesn't totally jive with nu-40k and GWs agenda of digging up nostalgia to pander to their hopeless consumers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
True I’m not posting my troony scheme sisters
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Like the Ruskis in WW2
You mean the same political ideologues who believed in such moronic bullshit as Lysenkoism and even they realized 'muh davushka snaepyr' was just a propaganda meme and not a workable reality?
[...]
Like I said earlier theyre trying to bring up shit from rogue trader to justify whats going on now and call you "not a true fan(consumer)" when it doesnt gel with the 40k content you had been consuming from the mid 90s to the early 2010s, where most of us got into it.
Your gaslighting attempts arent working.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It was posted earlier. Current guard boxes don't have them either. You have to get the "upgrades" shite. But by that metric, most power weapons and plasma stuff doesn't exist either.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Incel bros I thought that based rogue trader didn't have female guardsmen.
That?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Current guard boxes don't have them either
Someone's been living under a rock I see.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Which one is meant to be a woman?
And the last box i bought was just a command squad anyway. Got way too many troops to paint as is.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah pretty much
9 months ago
Anonymous
This universe is a child of pulp sci-fi in the late '80s. Nothing about baseline humanity is any different there than here because it was designed by people who live here and now.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>The Imperium need bodies
Which is why throwing women, the most scalable and economically convenient way to make a shit load of more bodies, into a meat grinder is fricking moronic.
Militia forces and emergency PDFs in need of support elements? Sure. Professional standing regiments? No. Makes no sense and it's dumb. The truth is the Imperium would be putting every able bodied woman on breeding duty, but GW doesn't have the balls to do that so we get silly nonsense where an entire theater's competent officer corps are women.
9 months ago
Anonymous
in the future, everyone gets pushed into the shit, millions by the day and there's no preferential treatment
i will point out though this is the second time a woman has been in a comanding position in this series
9 months ago
Anonymous
Women in Warhammer are for creating more humans and after that they're sent into battle with the rest.
In Hive worlds you're either a babbymaker until your vagoo can't work or you're mandated to have no less than 2 kids then you're off to fight in the front along with the rest.
Even Bolter b***hes get passed around to the Ecclesiarchy, Stormtroopers and the Commissariat as a rite of passage to create more of the Emperor's warriors. If they go ahegao during this last ordeal they are strapped to a Penitent Engine and it won't stop until they're dead.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're a fricking moron.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Warhammer is one of the few universes where I don't get annoyed seeing female soldiers. It fits thematically. They're in such a shitty situation, they're taking anyone warm and anyone who isn't gets ground up and put into rations. I'm not even joking about that last part.
You could always argue they'd treat women as baby making machines, and some planets do, but this is also a universe with artificial wombs where they can crank out way more people than a real womb ever could. It makes sense they'd take female soldiers in most cases.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Those artificial wombs still need real female (read: real female and not trannies) egg cells.
It's one of dem Arbites book where Genestealer cultists have infiltrated a Administratum babby vat farm.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Those artificial wombs still need real female (read: real female and not trannies) egg cells.
I don't see why they'd need the women physically there after they get them. Shit, I could see the Imperium just taking a select few fertility goddess built women and giving them a life of luxury and health just to get the best possible samples and pump out soldiers while riffraff are sent to the frontlines.
I don't see the gripe about women being in the guard. It makes perfect sense. Where I draw the line are troons trying to identify with space marines because of dick mutilation. I also believe the troon community as a whole it currently attempting to infiltrate 40K and ruin it as a franchise because they don't like Chuds like me identifying with fascist space fantasy stuff, but that is neither here nor there.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>It fits thematically
No it doesn't. >LE EPIC GRIMDARK >Umm, but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers. There's no way that they'd just be converted into frickmeat before even stepping foot onto a battlefield.
Die.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Caring this much about something so unimportant in a fantasy video game.
Seek help.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Seek euthanasia, worm.
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you have pulse and get drafted, you go into the battle.
Simple as
9 months ago
Anonymous
see
>they're taking anyone warm
This has happened countless times throughout history but women still weren't forced to fight because WOMEN AREN'T FRICKING SOLDIERS
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's different when this is an existential threat where losing means the entire species goes extinct. There are entire planets that do nothing but churn out weapons for the war effort.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Umm, but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers
The whole point of the guard is they're not badasses. They're regular people. Their weapons are derogatorily referred to as "flashlights" for crying out loud. The guard don't expect Joe Blow or Suzy Que to even survive. That's why they've got more soldiers than there are atoms in the universe. If the guard stopped recruiting for a day the whole Imperium would probably die.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers
No one has said that, we're saying they're meat that gets blown up in human waves. The guard is a meatgrinder. The Imperium needs bodies, and everyone in the guard is a faceless, expendable draftee that's already dead the second they get handed their lasrifle. You will die a painful, probably screaming, death serving in the guard.
>meat that gets blown up in human waves
Yeah it was called WW1 and women still weren't drafted because they're not fricking soldiers. A female soldier is like giving a toddler a rifle—a liability, moronation, not real.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Good thing 40K has had female soldiers then.
9 months ago
Anonymous
And it's dumb and self-contradictory with its own setting. A humanity on the ropes would be making sure ever fertile woman is churning out babies instead of playing cannon fodder.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>And it's dumb and self-contradictory with its own setting.
Oh so like everything else.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, actually. GW not having the balls to be consistent with its lore cheapens this universe a lot of the time.
>A humanity on the ropes would be making sure ever fertile woman is churning out babies instead of playing cannon fodder.
The least important thing in the 40K universe is a human life.
If you actually weren't a secondary you'd know this.
STFU. The Imperium doesn't give a shit about life in the first place, it cares about survival and the easiest way to do that is with an infinite supply of bodies and the easiest way to do that is make women make them instead of throwing them away.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They still have gear to carry and obstacles to get through. Women cannot do either of those tasks as well as a man. Touch grass
Incels still seething.
Woman guardsmen have always existed.
Cope seethe and dialate troony.
Paint models.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>unironically using incel in a 40k Ganker thread
Look at his silly moron and laugh everyone.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I am laughing at you yeah.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why didn't you use incel again, anon? Did you realize something about the insult and where you are that prevented you from using it again?
9 months ago
Anonymous
What's wrong incel? Mad cause bad?
Post models.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Ganker user >40k thread
You're as much an incel as anyone else here, anon, and the fact you retreated from using the word like a pussy because you realized that until you were prodded about it only makes that more obvious.
Go on, use more libshit plebbit brain arguments for why your simp behavior for non-existent and comedic female soldiers in a game designed to milk shekels out of failures with acute arrested development.
9 months ago
Anonymous
lel incel buck broken.
Go troon out elsewhere.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the one simping for the parody of female IG soldiers, anon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah you're the one seething at something in since the start.
Incel.
You're not fooling anyone.
You aren't either incel.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah you're the one seething at something in since the start.
You know we know this is just blatant gaslighting and revisionism, right?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you incels ignoring
Incel bros I thought that based rogue trader didn't have female guardsmen.
?
Does it hurt your pwecious nawative too much?
9 months ago
Anonymous
If the QQing fits
9 months ago
Anonymous
Post some old art of female guard.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>STFU. The Imperium doesn't give a shit about life in the first place
My dudes do.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>A humanity on the ropes would be making sure ever fertile woman is churning out babies instead of playing cannon fodder.
The least important thing in the 40K universe is a human life.
If you actually weren't a secondary you'd know this.
9 months ago
Anonymous
They still have gear to carry and obstacles to get through. Women cannot do either of those tasks as well as a man. Touch grass
9 months ago
Anonymous
They are in no way short of human lives. Just look at servitors. Plus they have cloning. Plus many IG troops get hysterectomies so their eggs can go straight to reproduction pods.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I thought only the Death Korps did cloning, and even then it's not something that's openly admitted.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Nah, it's pretty widespread. It's how a lot of servo skulls and cherubim are made.
9 months ago
Anonymous
why wouldn't they clone just the males that are better suited for combat or the horrible universe in general and have the women only for breeding? you say they have no shortage of human lives but they are constantly at war against the rest of the universe barely hanging on. eh doesn't matter anyways, as i said if enough people cry or if someone higher up feels especially israeli any lore or logic goes out of the window in favor for woke shit
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're describing the Votann. And when the average Guardsman lasts five minutes in combat, it really doesn't matter if they have breasts or not. They're there to fire a flashlight, and then be eaten before anything can reach the artillery.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Still seeking real life comparison with a setting the galaxy is split in a half by hell and basically being eating by megabugs >at the same time
9 months ago
Anonymous
>like giving a toddler a rifle
Cadians and Catachans learn to load a rifle before they learn to read, and for Cadians the whiteshields have existed for forever as entire groups of child soldiers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Cadians and Catachans learn to load a rifle before they learn to read
Women can barely read let alone load a rifle
9 months ago
Anonymous
Get it a rest you goddamn homosexual. Jesus fricking Christ.
9 months ago
Anonymous
In Warhammer, Space Marine candidates are usually 13-15 years old.
In some worlds there exist an entire cadre of youngling corps who usually serve as support roles for active duty personnel. They do get killed, corrupted and mangled as well.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers
No one has said that, we're saying they're meat that gets blown up in human waves. The guard is a meatgrinder. The Imperium needs bodies, and everyone in the guard is a faceless, expendable draftee that's already dead the second they get handed their lasrifle. You will die a painful, probably screaming, death serving in the guard.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Lucky for you there is the Kringe Korps of Krieg for all your human creche needs. Embrace your inner bugman and die for the cause as another serial number.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>they're taking anyone warm
This has happened countless times throughout history but women still weren't forced to fight because WOMEN AREN'T FRICKING SOLDIERS
9 months ago
Anonymous
>This has happened countless times throughout history
Mankind has never faced angry, horny, depraved, disease ridden Gods from beyond the cosmos. Its literally a battle for survival as a species. >"B-b-b-but cultures fought other cultures for survival!"
Yes, and many of them also resorted to teaching their women and even children how to fight. Look no further than Japan when they thought they'd be invaded in the twilight of WW2. The Soviet Union did the same thing.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's different when this is an existential threat where losing means the entire species goes extinct. There are entire planets that do nothing but churn out weapons for the war effort.
>battle for survival >existential threat
Exactly. All the more reason NOT to give glorified toddlers (women) guns (tools they don't know how to operate) and send them off to fight (a thing they don't know how to do). It would be a massive liability and it's the reason why it hasn't been done throughout history
9 months ago
Anonymous
Well then it's a good thing imperial citizens are post-human psychopaths who work 20 hour shifts regularly, not normal people.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Some IG armies take only the best of the best of the best. Some just take anyone that can hold a flashlight and point it in the right direction. No reason women couldn't be in the latter. And people forget that by modern day definition, some of the "humans" born on different planets in 40k would be basically aliens to modern humans in terms of physiology. There are woman on THIS planet that could beat the ever-living shit out everyone in this thread; theoretically a woman born on an alien planet after generation upon generation of selective breeding, inhospitable environments, and a harsher gravity could be more than a match for any man alive today. Considering the job of 99% of Guardsman is to stand in one spot and shoot their lasgun until they win or die, there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet or whatever.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet or whatever.
Someone has to run the economy. The only situation where it's sensible to have women fighting is when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well, situations where you're probably going to lose anyway.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well
Anon that's precisely what fricking happens in 40k
9 months ago
Anonymous
>is when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well
Good thing the guard does just that on a daily basis. You really really seem to think that 40k operates on 21st century sensibilities, it doesn't.
9 months ago
Anonymous
We're still dealing with human beings here and have to adhere to biological sensibilities. Even the Nazis pushed men out of the army after they reached a certain age, except for the very end of the war of course.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>We're still dealing with human beings here
my brother in christ this is warhammer 40,000
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Even during the great crusade, soldiers in the solar auxilia were conscripted for a THIRTY YEAR tour of duty. If they lived they had the option of retiring on a conquered world or getting rejuvenat treatments and going in again. And that is the least grimdark the baseline human army has ever been in the galaxy.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Solar Auxillia are too chad for the impericucks that run the show now.
9 months ago
Anonymous
the imperium has its moments even now
remember that one general who collapsed from so much fighting and was sent to a pleasure planet that revolted and then got nommed by tyranids?
youll get your dick sucked, eventually
Just pretend he's a Marines Malevolent.
technically all sm were marines malevolent back then
9 months ago
Anonymous
>there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet
Yes there is, if they're a liability for example, which is the historical reason for not letting women and children fight
9 months ago
Anonymous
>liability
Guardsmen aren't counted on to win, they're counted on to die buying whatever time they can for the real problem solvers to do their work.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Black person you really dont read the lore if you think that
The guard fights 90% of the battles, do you think its all space marines doing all the work constantly?
9 months ago
Anonymous
60 Marines can get more done than 10,000 Guardsmen. Not to mention every Imperial force will be an amalgamation of several groups at once.
Again, IG are there to be bodies, not to win the battles themselves. If they do then good for them, but it's not counted on for major conflicts.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Again, IG are there to be bodies, not to win the battles themselves. If they do then good for them, but it's not counted on for major conflicts.
Okay, it's time for you to stop posting.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Go put down some minor rebellion, Cadian, that's what you're good at.
9 months ago
Anonymous
that doesnt address my point at all you moronic ape?
again sm numbers are a fricking fraction when it comes to guardsmen
and youre saying all major conflicts are handled by them?
honestly decent bait but i suspect mental moronation on top of just misinformation
9 months ago
Anonymous
None of this is real. The "Marines" and "Guardsmen" exist to sell childrens toys not "win battles." Just shut the frick up already.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Space Marine chapters are capped at 1000 marines. This makes them a non-factor in the scale of 40k.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>buying whatever time they can
Female soldiers don't buy time, they sell it. Again, liability
9 months ago
Anonymous
How would a woman like the one I described be a liability? You're perfectly willing to accept the pseudo-science of extra space marine organs, but not the idea of human males and females becoming closer in physicality after generations of selective breeding on alien planets? Sounds like you're just having an incel knee-jerk reaction to seeing a woman doing literally anything instead of having an opinion based on logical consistency.
>there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet or whatever.
Someone has to run the economy. The only situation where it's sensible to have women fighting is when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well, situations where you're probably going to lose anyway.
My understanding is that planets tend to be run by the wealthy elite (regardless of gender and usually as a result of "noble families"), and every single other person either joins the IG, Arbites, or works themselves to death in the 40K equivalent of a coal mine.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>human males and females becoming closer in physicality after generations of selective breeding on alien planets?
Where is this from?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Human beings are biologically programmed to perceive female warriors as absurd. It doesn't matter how much gobbledyasiatic deep lore justification you provide, it will always be seen as silly
9 months ago
Anonymous
>it will always be seen as silly
Dear boy, are you familiar with the IP Warhammer 40,000?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>My personal feelings are what every single other person on the planet are also programmed to believe
>human males and females becoming closer in physicality after generations of selective breeding on alien planets?
Where is this from?
Evolution?
[...]
Still utterly and completely ignoring the fact I'm not talking about some fricking random 20 year old c**tbag from our modern day, but actually some frickin' jacked up woman who wouldn't resemble or act like anyone you've ever known.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Evolution?
Oh, so head canon.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, like I originally said, it's all head cannon. I'm saying the women you see in an IG Army are not going to be some rando chick that you see taking selfies with their starbucks. You'll suspend your disbelief for a frickin neuroglottis but not for something that's based on actual evolutionary theory. You'd be just as buttmad if my point WAS the official explanation in a manual somewhere. Your problem is not with "head cannon", it's with your sensitive virgin mindset.
And even this fetish muscle woman will fall short of an average 40k man. Touch grass ma’am
Maybe. But it's a perfectly sensible theory and people dismissing it out of hand have been brain-washed into the WOMAN BAD mentality by leftoid homosexuals
9 months ago
Anonymous
Have you ever been physical with a woman? Pegging doesn’t count. They cannot perform physical tasks as well as men. Why take this fetish woman of yours over another man?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You'd be just as buttmad if my point WAS the official explanation in a manual somewhere.
Well, you would have had some legs to stand on if that were the case. Like your entire argument right now is "lol virgin."
9 months ago
Anonymous
And even this fetish muscle woman will fall short of an average 40k man. Touch grass ma’am
9 months ago
Anonymous
Human beings naturally perceive female soldiers to be absurd. You've been ideologically programmed to lie to yourself and think otherwise. You're sick in the head, like a coprophile
9 months ago
Anonymous
>doubles down on his autistic "people-can't-like-things-I-don't-like" mentality
Don't worry timmy, no one's taking your toys away from you
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not saying you can't enjoy eating shit—I don't deny it. I'm just saying that you're sick and lying to yourself
9 months ago
Anonymous
They still have gear to carry and obstacles to get through. Women cannot do either of those tasks as well as a man. Touch grass
Why WOULDN'T the IG be the most diverse faction? You have an entire galaxy's worth of people to draw from, and they are conscripted in the multi-billions. Isn't the whole point that it doesn't matter your race or gender, everyone is equally worthless and able to die for Big E?
The female officer was the last surviving officer, she was just a Lieutenant as well.
gay
She's not wahmen stronk either, Titus literally takes command when he rendezvous with her
Since Spess Mehreens can't directly command an Imperial Guard unit he just advises the Lt for shit he needs to get the mission done
An ESG version of the original SM would have Mira talking down and emasculating Titus for being late while she oneshots Gorgutz with her plasma pistol
Women aren't soldiers.
Women guardsmen have existed in lore since the very beginning, back when they were "Imperial Army". Only schizo newbies care
They had a female line officer of the imperial guard in the first game homosexual. Take your fricking bullshit to /misc/ homosexual. Imagine getting triggered over a fricking NPC, kys homosexual.
Anon didnt, he got triggered over vapid moron who was flinging hot shit even though he didnt even play SM1. Your retort wasnt as smart as you think, ESLanon.
the Primaris size difference being anything other than 'okay new Marine models are in truescaleish now, enjoy!' was always a really frickin dumb decision, so is it a great problem to ignore that?
>easily 20+ enemies in certain areas >they all frick off in random directions and attack you one by one
WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING SWARMS IF THEY'RE JUST GONNA COME IN SINGLE FRICKING FILE???
too much HUD going on, the highlighting of everything is annoying.
also there's no fricking way anyone's computer is going to be able to render 300 nids on screen at a time without exploding, so that smells like bullshit
the gargoyles are probably 2d sprites, which is fine with me
I'm sure glad that all three marines tell me that they're reloading, literally every time. that 3 second reload time sure is tactically advantageous to have called out, in every instance
They're genetically-engineered super soldiers who have been an elite and cohesive fighting force for literal centuries. There's no fricking reason to have them behaving like CoD babbies instead of what you see in the Astartes shorts.
The Astartes shorts were strictly fan-made and bought up by GW after the fact, and feature a fan chapter to boot. As much as I love the tightly tuned ultraviolence and dead silence, Astartes is not the average. That's part of what makes it special.
Is there a Space Marine chapter out there who is actually tactical and doesn't just yell out expletives while charging with a chainsword?
Raven Guard & successors are a good bet there,
Raven Guard and its successors mostly
beat me to the punch. They're a bunch of stealth & mobility warfare obsessives. For traitors, the Iron Warriors are calculating logisticians who just happen to really, really fricking hate (you) in a pissy low-burning way and also love dumping an assload of ordnance & auxiliary meatshields on your head, not necessarily in that order or non-simultaneously.
I like it. Looks like more of the first with better melee, which is basically what I wanted. The first game wasn't exactly deep with gameplay but it still fun to run around curb-stomping shit to death. The addition of Doom-styled glory kills is a good idea, especially for something as over the top as a Warhammer game. I do miss the old VA, though. I remember when the first stuff about the game came out, everyone was disappointed about the Tyranids, but with 10th edition it actually makes a lot of sense, and looking back was a HUGE spoiler for 10th edition that nobody caught on to.
the jump pack was an instant giveaway that jump-pack primaris were otw in tabletop and I immediately guessed that sm2 would coincide with 10th edition because of course they're going to go full marketing mode. its GW
>The addition of Doom-styled glory kills is a good idea, especially for something as over the top as a Warhammer game
The first one had those, didn't it? You curbstomped those green homies and refilled your rage meter or whatever.
it looks OK, gameplay is definitely better than the original space marine.
I replayed Space Marine last year and man that game doesn't hold up well at all. The setting and whatnot are cool, and there's a few nice setpieces in the game but man the gameplay is so fricking simplistic and stale. It has 0 complexity at all and it's really dull for the most part. Even the environments and story are very very dull despite the potential. It's also short as frick and easy as frick.
I think it's really cool how much shoulder-to-shoulder fighting the player does alongside the Guard, it gives a greater sense of 'you are a post-human murder machine and a walking tankette' scale of lore-power level Space Marines
>The first game was panned and hated for being boring and uninspired
It wasn't though, people said it was average, lots of people were expecting it to be like Gears of War. I was in college when it came out.
Didn't look challenging and the SFX is really half assed and has no soul. That Astartes YT and Darktide nailed the bolter sound, here it's generic sci-fi rifle.
Probably Necrons. Imagine if it turns out the planet was a Tomb World and the Tyranids accidentally the whole dynasty when they invaded, and the actual plot is trying to keep them from waking up and they all behave like Oldcrons where they're deathly quiet terminators and are genuinely spooky to fight
The lore states that Tyroneids don't invade Tomb Worlds because they can't "eat" Blackns.
Their Hive Fleets leave these Tomb Worlds behind unscathed and coomsoom someone else's planet.
Also Blackns are an awful enemy type since they don't really die even if they ripped into shreds, too hard for the zoomer audience and too annoying for the rest.
They don't invade active Tomb Worlds, but the Imperium has build hiveworlds on what end up being an ancient Necron world. That was the plot of the first Ultramarine book.
Those are only in the books, the books can be a lot more grimdark than what the official art or models can show, like how they've done lots of new Nurgle art with mouths everywhere instead of them with entrails and gore pouring out of open wounds and rotting flesh on the models. They've toned down a lot of their official art a lot over the years. Slaanesh got completely removed from Age of Sigmar at first, remember? They're trying to take a lot of the rapey and overtly gross and gorey shit out of the official front page of their websites and magazines for kids, even though kids love shit like that. Look at how bad Creative Assembly censored and toned down the gratuity of the models to their in-game stuff. This never would have been in WH3.
honestly? it looks like a great Gears clone, but the gore isn't really where i'd like it to be and neither is the melee combat. i've played several games now with progressive gore systems, and this looks like the enemies only states are "normal" and "headless" and "gibbed to pieces". that's kinda weak in 2023.
>this looks like the enemies only states are "normal" and "headless" and "gibbed to pieces"
There are very few games that have something like L4D2 had in 2009
Darktide, Killing Floor 2, and Vermintide all have pretty elaborate gore systems. i think the new Doom games have elaborate gore too. even World War Z has more detailed gore and dismemberment than Space Marine 2 does so far.
It will never not be dumb. I can just imagine a 5000 year old unhelmeted space marine step out of his pod, then instantly get domed by an ork shoota boy born a week ago.
As a fan of the first one, this feels off. There's no juice in the sounds, the new voice is shit too, the graphics are pretty and the battlefield shit going on is kinda crazy but ...
I can't fricking explain it, it looks clunky as frick and not satisfying.
its more of a movie game than the first one. the first game was basically a musou where you commited eastern galaxy genocide on alien Black folk. This looks like a slower netflix with buttons where they want you to fight stronger enemies than commit mass destruction.
I don't know, but Clive Standen is trying way too fricking hard and it's coming off like a parody. The stupidest thing is Clive can easily mimic some of Mark Strong's speech when he isn't trying to sound tough, but they told him to go full derp it seems.
Did we see titus sprint yet ? I don't remember seeing that in any trailer, just that slow ass stomping around. The sprint in the first game always made me hard as frick, the heavy thump as the space marines ran like hell.
So I guess this will be killing gaunts and warrior for 95% of the game and having some special battle for bigger enemies lile a swarmlord or a tyrannofex
Apparently Mark Strong was down to come back as Titus but he was busy with 2 or 3 films at the time. They couldn't put the game on hold just for him so they got someone else to voice Titus.
Gays Workshop would kill for a known actor to be in their IP
If Henry wanted to play as Girlyman with an Eldar wife they'd let him
9 months ago
Anonymous
Its pretty clear that they wanted Space Marine 2 to come out around the time of 10th edition. As much as it sucks that Mark Strong didn't come back, you cannot put everything on hold for one actor.
I think it's likely they'll pick & choose that sort of thing, and tweak the sillier shit they bother to implement so it's less so. The room for bullshit variants of the same thing is infinite in Warhammer's schizophrenic tech base and the meta aspect of people kitbashing models. More importantly, the (campaign) player being a Tactical Marine+ doesn't leave as much room for funky combi-weapons or meme Primaris units that don't fit the old Firstborn molds.
>It fits thematically
No it doesn't. >LE EPIC GRIMDARK >Umm, but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers. There's no way that they'd just be converted into frickmeat before even stepping foot onto a battlefield.
Die.
It's 40,000 years in the future and what's left of the human race is probably technically some kind of post-Human DAoT brew with nulled sexual dimorphism for peak strength, people long hung on the 'Men of Stone' concept as indicating that fact, though that's probably soft retconned to a Votann reference now. There are super-cities billions of bodies strong whose sole reason for existence is to serve as massive sweatshops & gangbanger-to-penal-troop conveyor belts, and entire monastic orders of power armored nuns with guns in order to get around a technical 'no (standing) men under arms for the church' policy. You are a dumb Black person and probably a falseflagger. Also, to torpedo any 'n-no, it's Y-YOU who from wrong politic stance!' cry, heil Hitler.
>they're taking anyone warm
This has happened countless times throughout history but women still weren't forced to fight because WOMEN AREN'T FRICKING SOLDIERS
>women still weren't forced to fight
Both sides of the Spanish civil war had female paramilitaries in nominal second-line roles that brought them dangerously close to the front and occasionally into combat in a pocket. The Soviets recruited female snipers, aviators, and tankers where physical deficiency was less meaningful. German tribals per Tacitus if I recall would regularly see their female camp-followers fight in the event of a rout of the main line rather than be despoiled, mercy kill & plunder the fallen in victory, and shriek & holler from back or sideline as murderous cheerleaders. In short; Black person.
Take your moron blinders down. Female soldiers are incongruent with a supposedly grimdark setting—full stop. All the gay lore you just dropped (didn't read, btw) is just obfuscation of the obvious fact that the writers cucked.
no no hold on I get it, I thought you were a bunkerchan wienersucker, but I understand now with the level of pigheaded moronation & flippancy, you're a SHAZAMBlack person
ack yourself and posthumously return to your shitscord when your family finds the body, IMMEDIATELY
>Female soldiers are incongruent with a supposedly grimdark setting
you don't see anything grimdark about even throwing women into the blender? put your dick away, you're approaching this from a cartoonishly chauvinist frame of mind, and we're talking about a setting where eight-foot men in power armor stomp around and there literally cannot be females of their kind
no no hold on I get it, I thought you were a bunkerchan wienersucker, but I understand now with the level of pigheaded moronation & flippancy, you're a SHAZAMBlack person
ack yourself and posthumously return to your shitscord when your family finds the body, IMMEDIATELY
Women belong in the demonculaba
Anything else is troony pandering you dumb Black folk :^)
no no hold on I get it, I thought you were a bunkerchan wienersucker, but I understand now with the level of pigheaded moronation & flippancy, you're a SHAZAMBlack person
ack yourself and posthumously return to your shitscord when your family finds the body, IMMEDIATELY
Real history is more grimdark than 40k when it comes to women in war. If the writers weren't norwooding male feminists they would just automatically make all women rapemeat.
>Real history is more grimdark than 40k when it comes to women in war.
The campaigns in 40k have death tolls higher than our current population on a daily basis.
9 months ago
Anonymous
thats not fair
since its all about scale
in that universe humanity might as well be bacteria for how numerous it is
ofc the death toll would be relevant to that
9 months ago
Anonymous
In real history we didn't pretend that women could be soldiers.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Good thing 40k is a science fantasy setting and not real history, with practically no basis in real history.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Good thing 40k is a science fantasy setting and not real history
This this THIS. Female, trans and nonbinary space marines when? It's just science fiction after all
9 months ago
Anonymous
No they don't. GW's writers fricking fail on scale and numbers all the time. The Siege of Vraks was supposed to be super duper bloody with a casualty rate of 2K a day during some of the biggest battles, but real WWI dwarfs that.
Remember when GW had to add an extra zero to the Astartes legion numbers because having a legion of 10K going around conquering the galaxy was fricking dumb?
I've been playing since 5th edition and the original Dawn of War, and read stuff like Gaunt's Ghosts a shitload of other stuff. I also still run a Dark Heresy campaign with some friends.
To be fair the magpies are Relic's pet chapter, hence their inclusion in the first Spess Muhreen towards the end (and a pre-order DLC skin that's now lost media). And with DoW III they didn't even get back Gabe's original VA. Given how that game went they're realistically probably delegated to the odd fluff update to keep up a little.
Yeah the Dawn of War games were full of jokes and memes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>no continuation on the Kaptain and krew's wacky adventures from the comfort of their new rok
Feelzbadladz
9 months ago
Anonymous
I forget if this one dialogue is specific to the Blood Ravens or not. Later on the Ork Nob also mentions 'red goes fastah' when the Battlewagon is about to explode.
tbh they're thousand sons loyalists
all psykers but they're too shit to become grey knights
they're all morbidly curious which is what their og primarch was all about
they should have a real army book, have the entire space marine arsenal be available to them
so fricking what if a blood raven has a nephilim fighter or a force nemesis halberd? they fight for the emperor
Isn't this essentially 'all but confirmed'? The real question is how they managed to dodge the flesh change, since the good shard of Magnus's soul went to the guy who became the first Grey Knights' head honcho.
>The real question is how they managed to dodge the flesh change
Sounds like good story material to me. They're all about finding the secrets of their origins.
9 months ago
Anonymous
According to their more recent fluff, the magpie higher-ups might have some understanding of it kept secret after examining the Primaris gene sneed they were gifted.
It's all but confirmed but GW's pet writer has a rectum ravaging fit whenever its brought up so don't expect anything out of it. They might get turned into Word Bearers descendants.
Yeah I've seen Word Bearers theories before but it's a really gay choice comparatively other than maybe making Eliphas more relevant, and even that homie has bounced between at least two warbands.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I agree TSons make more sense, but ADB has a spergout when people bring it up, probably a manifestation of his daddy issues.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Oh look, more secrets to cover up. Welp.
lmao, never change magpies.
9 months ago
Anonymous
At that point they could also pass off as being descendants of Dark Angels
It's all but confirmed but GW's pet writer has a rectum ravaging fit whenever its brought up so don't expect anything out of it. They might get turned into Word Bearers descendants.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Frick ADB
The grand irony being he takes his time to take shots at people who treat 40k as their own strict head canon. Yet he spurgs out constantly doing the same thing.
And cause i know he'll sometimes lurk or have homosexuals report to him. Blood ravens are thousand sons you nightlord loving homosexual. Every nightlord you've ever written had turned into shittest emo character in 40k and you are too moronic to write Big E or the Primarchs and have fricked it up every single time you've attempted, no knee cares about your daddy issues.
You are to 40k what netflix was to the witcher. >picrel
9 months ago
Anonymous
I like his Heresy stuff, but anything other than that is ghastly.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's his worst. Basically turns everything that's too bad ass to be explained into some shitty soap opera with the gayest character motivations.
9 months ago
Anonymous
His explanation of the Scattering was vastly better than the horseshit Dan did with Erda. Besides, Lorgar is a gay soap opera character.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>soap opera >right up until HH his motives were less whiny
it was literal just belief in a being that was so powerful as to be a God and that a crisis of faith by all powerful creatures that are very good at twisting reality.
9 months ago
Anonymous
That's still the case, though.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but they picked the gayest way to express that. An actual demigod being dealing with it from a demigods perspective would have been way less homosexual than doing it from the perspective of a dumb c**t with daddy issues falling for shit that's predictable from the outset.
Looks frickin good to me, heretic. They added a better dodge/quick step and a parry, which addresses the biggest problem I had with the first game after the QTE bullshit.
In the Rogue Trader beta you have the furfrick asking the Imperial noblewoman if she wants to shag but she turns him down because she has like 14 kids already.
Looks pretty good, definitely follows up on one of the big strengths of the first game. Namely the huge scale of the 40k universe. Tyranids look like a proper apocalyptic locust swarm and seeing those bombers flatten them was pretty cool. Fighting alongside guardsmen and your squadmates is a nice touch but I hope that you get to go off alone after the game really gets going. One of those guys was even stealing the melee finisher kills. Speaking of, it seems that you get health packs instead of healing via melee executions, which is fine but feels like a step back from the first game. If it restores armor segments instead that'd be a little odd but acceptable, but I couldn't tell.
The only thing that worries me is that the Tyranids themselves seem very visually muted. Tidus and co are wearing bright ultramarine blue, which stands out nicely against the gray, muddy terrain. The tyranids themselves are usually bright white, with purple accent colors around the head and red undertones. It's a very vibrant color scheme, and like the Orcs from the first game should stand out like a sore thumb against a dark green/muddy gray background. But it doesn't, and even the tougher enemy variants don't really stand out. But they really should, if you're trying to acquire a priority target in a giant swarm. This kind of thing is shooter design 101 and it sucks that this game is falling into the traps of prioritizing realistic graphics over basic gameplay flow. Not sure I like those weird pull back aimed shots either. Melee executions are one thing but those seem very flow-breaking. We'll see.
the game looks boring
it looks good but looks wont carry a game (see also darktide)
the voice acting is all over the place, some of the guard sound amazing and others.. that woman commander in the begining sounded especially dogshit
sounds in general are a bit.. weak i suppose
i remember really loving the sounds in the og space marine everything was really fricking powerful
dunno can only hope it gets better, ill just pirate if it doesnt
simple as
>was the last surviving officer because everyone else got krumped during the initial wave of Ork invasion >was in a desperate defense and barely held out >lost a frickton of Valkyries just to ferry one Ultramarine from one location to another >ceded command to higher ups when reinforcements arrived
I guarantee that the female characters in SM2 will tick off multiple ESG criteria, won't be surprised with an Afro Bolter Kweenz too
So you uh gonna let me put a helmet on titus or am i gonna have to mod it in again?
it looks ok but i dont like how on some of the executions' the nids kinda explode into gore hammerspace. i liked how in the first one when titus kicks or stomps an orc theres still a mangled corpse left over.
Because the Ultrahomosexuals are a black hole of personality and fun and we were never going to get an Overlord-esque game where you play a Night Lord captain commanding lulzy cultists around in a terror campaign.
shazamBlack folk trying to pivot to failing to sink a new thing Ganker will largely enjoy because Armored Core seems like it's going to be a success, and their brilliant scheme is to pretend to be bunkerchanners pretending to be /misc/acks pretending to be moronic, but they forgot they're actually already moronic
People complaining about Maugan Ra being a mary sue who btfo the Tyranids. Man, feels like an ancient fanboy complaint. Back then it was all raging about Matt Ward having a boner for the Ultramarines, Kaldor Draigo being an even bigger mary sue, and the Newcrons
These days it feels like everyone just complains over perceived blacks/women/troonys in shit endlessly
There's plenty. >Ravenguard and probably most of their successors, specifically the Raptors. >Ironhands, being cold and machine-like >Retributors
just off the top of my heads
Raven Guard and formerly the Alpha Legion(?). For nearly literal whos, Raptors and also the Retributors from the Astartes short films. There are probably a few odd successors who are reasonable as well.
The Crimson Fists fought a multitude year guerilla war against Orks who raped them 6 ways from Sunday. Space Marines can switch it up if they aren't too genetically predisposed to a particular brand of autism.
IIRC supplementary material for this released by GW is stating what happened on Graia in SM1 is largely erased and Titus isn't telling anyone. The knowledge was lost in the chaotic aftermath of the great rift's creation
you can't just join the grey knights you gotta have the emperor's gene-seed and be brought up in the careful traditions of the chapter. Every chapter has psykers (librarians) and Titus could have just transferred to the ultramarines one
According to the Lexicanus Profundis the Black personmarines wield their bolters laterally; an ancient technique that supposedly boosts stopping power which allowed them to turn the tides during the 5th Tyranid War.
I saw a post on X the other day of the Libertarian party for some state going "haha we should kill pedos isn't that so quirky" and then there was one of those added context things saying that their nominee for governor in the next election had been involved in a romantic relationship with a convicted child pornographer while that person was still in prison. Shit like that is what makes that hellhole worth visiting
yes there are female soldiers because the imperium is not a healthy society. this is just an in universe explanation, if enough people cry you will have strong independent ugly black women in space marine armor, no matter what the current lore says
but yes the idea of female soldiers is utterly rediculous, it has just become the new normal in "non woke" games to have female commanders and male soldier slaves and normies will cum in their pants because how not woke and "like old times" it is lol
>female soldiers is fine >female space marines is ridiculously unlikely because they require massive genetic alteration to make them a viable template >space marines process too resource scarce to waste trying to create female space marines when they have half a galaxy of males to go through first >Imperium isn't burdened by wokeshit so they don't do things just to sooth the taints of people who give a frick about gender parity. >only women can be demonculaba so it's fair.
Honestly yeah. I'm fine with barren women in support or intel officer roles here and there, but the silly ratio of frontline troops and battleline officers is starting to turn into a full blown parody.
I really enjoy 40k (at least what it was) but I cared little for this trailer. Everything looks and feels so hollow and on-rails. Why would I want to "play" this? I'm getting the impression more and more that people get excited for these "games" because they're just glorified TV shows. Far too much immersion-breaking and lore-breaking.
I get what you mean but, >it's the first few levels, so it's understandable the game holds your hand initially >the guy is almost assuredly playing on journalist mode >and even still he's playing like ass
It's a single-player campaign in a sequel jumping off from a game from 2011. It's gonna be on the linear setpiecey side, anon. That said, I wouldn't put it past the devs to have some degree of branching or side objectives with 12 years of time and perspective, and they'll probably bring back the horde mode & marine-v-chaos marine multiplayer. Maybe some other curveball modes, you never know.
They're a pulpy Joan of Arc faction that doesn't pretend their femalness doesn't exist like female IG do. The sisters play that shit up with miracles, martyrdom, and literally inspiring simpery in the men around them. They get their asses handed to them regularly because they're designed to evoke all that religious symbolism. They're not aping male grunts like female IG do.
The gameplay looks fine, but it sounds like the voice actors for the Space Marines are trying way too hard to be gritty and tough. I just can't take them seriously at all.
They can. Pretty much all the actors are still around and still do work. Half of them were in horse show
But GW wanted to cut costs by hiring local British talent and passed it off as some bullshit about "keeping it feeling authentic":
The first Space Marine had an all-British cast as far as I'm aware and the VA was overall pretty good. You don't have to pay out for people like Mark Strong to get decent talent, whoever was in charge of the second game's VA just didn't give a shit. Just look at Vermintide/Darktide for example, both games got high praise for their voiceover but every single actor is a complete and utter literally who that nobody has ever heard of.
A bunch of oldtroons were tricked into thinking an absurd feminist fantasy (female soldiers) was cool 20 years ago and now we all have to lie to ourselves because "it's been that way forevuh!"
You'll notice every time they use the same argument; that its the far future and that people are completely different and that its inherently a parody or absurd.
"Dude theres dragons and magic why do you care about the 2023 f150 on the battlefield?"
Notice how they didn't reply to the guy who brought up the siege of vraks being smaller in scale than Operation Barbarossa. But they'll reply to everyone else who says female guardsmen are stupid.
>The IG was very clearly male only even back in DOW1
Just because the only IG character model they bothered to make was male doesn't mean that there weren't any females in the IG.
what a cope, they do anything today to squeeze as many women and Black folk in media as possible. one low poly model and a voiceactor would have been nothing for them
9 months ago
Anonymous
>what a cope, they do anything today to squeeze as many women and Black folk in media as possible
And they weren't when DOW1 was being made so they didn't bother and just used more of the same model.
All the cultists are male too. I guess there are no female cultists either?
Weird they would do that for a faction that has so many women in it, wouldn't you say? Seems like they were going for an average approximation or generality, and landed on an all male force, which would suggest the IG is pretty damn close to an all male force with the female staff deigned small enough to be irrelevant for representation.
Curious, no?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Weird how Custodes are non canon cause DoW1 doesn't have them.
9 months ago
Anonymous
And there's only like two loyalist chapters and two traitor legions. Never realised that 40k was so limited in scope.
>Just because the only IG character model they bothered to make was male doesn't mean that there weren't any females in the IG.
Why not? If the IG was always heavy with female staff why not represent that in-game or even in the official TT game itself? Maybe because them being anything but a tiny minority is a recent invention.
>Maybe because them being anything but a tiny minority is a recent invention.
Which, as we know, it isn't. But why didn't they include the Custodes? Or the Deldar? Or Squats? Or literally every single thing I personally could want in this first game of the series with no regard for scope?
>But why didn't they include the Custodes?
Because they didn't do anything but guard Terra and the Imperial Palace at the time.
>Or the Deldar?
They fricking did, you useless tourist.
>Or Squats?
Because GW hated them at the time.
You aren't following the actual argument, anon, you're going off what you think it is.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>You aren't following the actual argument, anon,
I am, and i'm giving it far more credence than it deserves for being quite so moronic. >B-b-because they didn't!
They were still playable on the TT. DoW1 (and i suppose we're including the expansions now) are not the sum total of everything 40k.
They didn't include like 90% of Chaos stuff either.
9 months ago
Anonymous
GW hated the squats, half human half Eldar ultramarine librarian and chaos androids because they didn't fit.
But hey we get black guardswomen now because there were some female ""imperial army"" minis in ROGUE TRADER.
The 40k we enjoyed from the 3rd to 7th is gone at this point.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You were never an original fan poser.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Based Shaniqua Shananay, of the 103rd Glitter Nailed Z-Snaps.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Unironically no dumber than anything else in the universe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes it is, and you're being a silly little libshit b***h for even pretending otherwise. But it's getting that way with people like you turning it into a balloon animal factory to suit your painfully saccharine sensibilities.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Its a corporate shill or an r/sigmarxism colonizer.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why do you gays love making up backstories for people?
Sincere question.
Post models by the way.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Because you post and argue in the same way right down to "post models" that i see on /tg/ and reddit.
Probably going to call me a secondary next, right?
You arent winning anyone over in this thread.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>calls people reddit >reddit spaces
lmao can't make this up.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like he's qualified to make that assessment then.
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's not a stretch, r/sigmarxist trash are full-blown hobbyist AIDS.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not a redditor so don't care. I just play with models and have fun.
Do you got female guard that isn’t rogue trader or astra militarum?
Yeah there's a bunch in the books too.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Not a redditor so don't care.
As if trash can't and doesn't move off-site to spread their AIDS all the time. But I fully expected this answer from someone running the 'play dumb' defense. Your shit is transparent, homosexual.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Redditor seething. Maybe you should go back home.
For someone who just wants to have fun you've been doing a lot of gatekeeping and corporate bootlicking.
I thought gatekeeping was le based and redpilled.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You really aren't fooling anyone here that you aren't just a salty leftist trying to fit in.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Reddit troony seething for being called out and exposed.
Yup. It doesn't work when we've got 20 years worth of 40k video games to point out that doesn't totally jive with nu-40k and GWs agenda of digging up nostalgia to pander to their hopeless consumers.
>video games
What a sad cope guess anything not included in the games isn't canon at all.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Proving
Notice how these leftyshitters try very hard to fit in by going hard with the insults they think convey value around here. They'll try so fricking hard to flip insults like 'troon' and 'troony' to deflect all while defending games like this with ESG and actual troon writers.
s point
9 months ago
Anonymous
For someone who just wants to have fun you've been doing a lot of gatekeeping and corporate bootlicking.
Here they come with shit from the 80s and overlook the coherent narrative that went unbroken from 3rd to 7th edition to try and prove that they're a "true fan".
The custodes were on Terra like they had been in the fluff for over 2 decades until GW decided to sell minis of them.
9 months ago
Anonymous
But they're not in DoW so by your logic they don't exist.
9 months ago
Anonymous
That's not the argument, anon. The argument is: If women were always part of the IG, and the IG is in DOW1, why are there no women IG in DOW1?
9 months ago
Anonymous
And I am using your logic.
Glad we agree Custodes never existed.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No you're not, you're talking about factions that weren't in the game, not factions that were in the game and didn't include the things that were made out of recent revisionism.
Just like the Necrons being in DOW1, but they're the Oldcrons. The reason the Necrons are in it, but none of the Newcrons, is because the Newcrons are a retcon, just like the recent push to put women in the IG wasn't a part of the virtually all male IG in the game.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Well you said that only things in the game exist.
So therefore things not in the game don't exist. Like Custodes.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Guess the Guard don't have any vehicles, either.
9 months ago
Anonymous
What version of DOW1 did you play that didn't have IG tanks, artillery pieces, valkyries, etc?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Didn't include all of them, so they don't exist. Just stock Leman Russ battle tanks, Hellhound Chimeras, and that one type of artillery. DoW1 actually came out before everything else in 40k, btw.
>Just because the only IG character model they bothered to make was male doesn't mean that there weren't any females in the IG.
Why not? If the IG was always heavy with female staff why not represent that in-game or even in the official TT game itself? Maybe because them being anything but a tiny minority is a recent invention.
Like I said earlier theyre trying to bring up shit from rogue trader to justify whats going on now and call you "not a true fan(consumer)" when it doesnt gel with the 40k content you had been consuming from the mid 90s to the early 2010s, where most of us got into it.
You arent going to impress me with shit dug up from rogue trader.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Truth hurts huh.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I guess the half Eldar half human ultramarines librarian from rogue trader is Canon too? Was there no hammered out setting from 3rd to 7th that got rid of silly shit like chaos androids and squats?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Squats are back my dude. Have you not been paying attention at all?
also why not just make the kids soldiers too? they only last 5 minutes anyways so it doesn't matter!
They do pretty frequently yeah.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Exactly. Squats were silly thats why they were squatted long ago. Its a crass nostalgia cash grab just like beakies in 2nd ed Horus heresy that seemingly have replaced mk2-5.
Are you guys complaining about women in the imperial guard?
You care what part of the floor meat that gets thrown in the grinder? Most IG aren't well trained soldiers, they're conscripts with a few months training thrown into a perpetual Omaha beach. >but men are better at physical battles
Sure, but does it fricking matter when their life expectancy is weeks? >women would last even less
Probably, but if it means more guns pointed at the bad guys i wouldn't give a frick as a general. >but muh baby makers
Yeah, they're good for maybe a decade or so of that before they're just mouths to feed. Unless it's so dire that you need to actually make it a factory farm job, give em a flashlight and throw them in the grinder.
Neither do the young and old and Hitmonler threw them at the Allies. If the war is that dire, which the galaxy being on fire seems to support, then give a gun to everyone. They probably got kids and seniors pew pewing out there too.
Give em all a bunch of HGH and a gun and send em through.
Not grimdark at all. Actually indistinguishable from modern libtard ideology that justifies giving AKs to Ukrainian babushkas because "everyone can fight!"
>war so desperate they're throwing women at it
Seems pretty grim.
I think your only valid point is not every branch of IG would do it depending on their insulation from the war and values. But to think that there would be no groups doing it when entire planets are getting a deep thrust by a thorny penis is denial.
They have prisoner armies ffs. And access to any number of chemicals to fill the physical gaps enough to keep them effective.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>female soldiers >female rapemeat
Which vision of war do you think feminists (non-appreciators of grimdark) prefer?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Seems pretty grim.
this isn't why they put women soldiers in and you know that, to make it more grim, it's for social brownie points
>feminism instead of a total war
If you say so buddy.
I'd be sending your porkins ass along with them even though you probably struggle to tie shoe laces over your muffin top.
You might even turn the tide. Or just die, but you getting shot means one less bullet to fire at someone who isn't a waste of meat.
>Yeah, they're good for maybe a decade or so of that before they're just mouths to feed. Unless it's so dire that you need to actually make it a factory farm job, give em a flashlight and throw them in the grinder.
I don't understand this. Soldiers are just mouths to feed. They don't produce anything, they just consume. They need factories and farms to sustain them.
>You care what part of the floor meat that gets thrown in the grinder?
Yes, because throwing away the means to make even more cannon fodder is fricking stupid. For every woman you throw away, you could have made a shit load of more guys who are better at it. Once they're passed fertility their use as soldiers would be even smaller.
>woman don't continually produce more meat, some of the meat they produce is unviable
Front line is where they'll have the most exposure to prime seed to create better soldiers. >too stupid too survive
Then Darwin has solved the problem.
>uhh femsoldiers fine, incel incel incel incel! >uhh femsoldiers bad, woman woman woman woman! >don't discuss the game! the thread doesn't NEED discussion! pay attention to our two-faced both-sided falseflagging!
one day, very soon, there will be catch-all anti-astroturfer laws with effective or just actual 100% retroactive enforcement where national constitutions don't block it, and due to the relative degree of organization & centralized shtick, and some fricking moron Shazamtroony discord moderator inevitably having already taken money from corporate elements or Sharebluers or whoever else to direct the shillswarm against particular things, YOU will fall under those laws.
and as a result, after some open-shut case kangaroo courts, you're gonna get sent to fricking concentration camps to break rocks until you die, because dishonest for-pay internet astroturfing for shit you don't and can't believe in because it's so stupid, will be correctly viewed as a crime against humanity due to its having royally fricked first world civilization since no later than 2010. and then I'll laugh & throw the same rocks you've been breaking at your heads through the fence and fricking KILL you
>sir we were outmanned 60 - 1, our little laser guns do nothing but tickle them, each soldier had to eat one bean a week because our supplies ran out, we're stretched thin and the men haven't slept in a month >all we could do more was lock them inside >yOuAbAnDoNeDyOuRpOsTgUaRdSmAn >yOuBrInGsHaMeToYoUrEmPeRoR
This is why 40K is the most cringe shit. Space Marines have zero empathy or understanding of a situation. This goes beyond being a gay rar rar this is a battlefield straight into single-minded meathead territory.
Everybody wants to be Andre the Giant spliced with Jesus Christ's genes and encased in six inches of steel or the commissar standing all cool at the back shooting anybody fleeing for their lives but nobody gives a shit about the actual workforce, the grunts on the ground.
>Space Marines have zero empathy or understanding of a situation
Yes. They're hypno-indoctrinated child soldiers. They have no understanding of humanity in 40k, let alone current year.
All these big dumb idiots do is shoot guns anways. You think it matters what hands or gender is holding it. Or your moronic emperor is incapable of genetically modifying women and males to a degree of equivalence, when male to female difference is a spec compared to the difference between men and space marine. Dude is better off modifying gorillas if that's the case.
They won't touch the marines, because the marines being left alone blinds people into accepting the rest of the factions getting pozzed to shit. Like the IG turning into BFV level silliness.
I mean, you could always play Emperor's Children. Oddly there's actually still some sense of cohesion, the worst you'd probably get are more black marines or some shit and that's nothing new, hell Jonah Orion a decade ago was pretty based. If they wanted to make troonmarines they could've done it with Primaris a few years ago.
I'm glad theres enough of us here to actually call out this guy on his manipulative bullshit. Every time you see these people they need to be fricking squashed like a bug.
Warhammer has become a mere shell of it's former self. We'll never have old 40k back. It was so heckin' prog
bump
>ayyy things worse than le ever, tiem 2 crey
Frick you.
Bro, you don't even know what the frick I'm talking about.
Oh I know exactly what you're on about, it's your usual butthurt b***h mode.
shut the frick up troony go play with your trannus marines somewhere else homosexual.
imagine unironically being you daaawg lmaaao couldnt be me fr ong nazi chuds baka senpai
I'm sure it's all from the first hour of gameplay. The real question is who the twist enemy is going to be. Necrons perhaps?
Eldar
>having to fight Warp Spiders
GW doesn't consider Eldar to be a major faction any more. They won't appear in big titles any more.
They haven't been a major faction for ten thousand years
Tau
Chaos for sure,you can even see titus going through a portal in one of the trailers
It's already confirmed to be Tzeentch.
>not eldar because if they were they would reveal them already or hints of them sneaking behind the scenes
>not tau because there's no point of doing melee mechanics outside of select instances, titus will be outranged 80% of the time
>not orks because they would be a redundant enemy, they specifically chose tyranids because they're a fresh opponent and gunning down orkz in 2023 is boring
it's chaos
my guess is tzeentch and/or nurgle just like boltgun
tzeentch will have sorcerers, pink/blue horrors that shoot back and melee, sand marines who shoot back while nurgle will have plague muhreens who will be slow and super tanky and nurgle monsters that can act as end of chapter bosses
Its just more Chaos. I wish we did get another big enemy type though.
There’s literally a Khorne daemon in the first gameplay trailer
Genestealers?
Lizardmen
The twist is there will be no twist enemy.
It'll just be a Genestealer cult Inquisitor so you can get shot at in the final act.
Dark Eldar
Chaos again
Volcano head
I still can't believe they put fricking picatinny rails on top of the nu-bolters. I understand the whole mid-2010s design aesthetic but it dilutes such a good design.
The new guns all look like shit. Its a travesty that heavy bolter as an Iconic Space marine weapon was changed to a fricking gatling gun.
Something seems off. I can't tell what it is. It might just be the fact that they dialed up the diversity from the first game to 11, given we have "LE SUPER COOL RUSSIAN WOMAN LEADER" and women guardsmen everywhere constantly yelling in your ear on the battleground, which kind of annoyed me when watching the gameplay. Also Titus's new VA fricking sucks and makes him sound like a dumbass Black Templar who drank the koolaid when first game Titus actually sounded like he knew what the frick he was doing and how to handle the situation he was in, with not too much overzeal.
>given we have "LE SUPER COOL RUSSIAN WOMAN LEADER" and women guardsmen everywhere constantly yelling in your ear on the battleground
did you even play the first game?
The first one sucked. And you suck dick
Lt Mira was cool because she actually felt like she earned her place and was very obviously stressed the frick out by the time you arrived because she was literally the last commander alive. This one looks like it's people just using overplayed tropes.
no true scotsman
You literally know nothing about this character, all you’ve seen of her is the shit from the trailer and even then she was barely there.
Still not buying your game shills lol.
You're obviously a fake Warhammer fan. Get the frick out.
is it safe to assume that Titus has been lobotomized by the Inquisition after the first game?
Why WOULDN'T the IG be the most diverse faction? You have an entire galaxy's worth of people to draw from, and they are conscripted in the multi-billions. Isn't the whole point that it doesn't matter your race or gender, everyone is equally worthless and able to die for Big E?
>They had a female line officer of the imperial guard in the first game
And it was shit then too
The female officer was the last surviving officer, she was just a Lieutenant as well.
gay
She's not wahmen stronk either, Titus literally takes command when he rendezvous with her
Since Spess Mehreens can't directly command an Imperial Guard unit he just advises the Lt for shit he needs to get the mission done
An ESG version of the original SM would have Mira talking down and emasculating Titus for being late while she oneshots Gorgutz with her plasma pistol
Women aren't soldiers.
Humanity in 40k isn't the same as Humanity now.
Women aren't soldiers and we all know it, so stop pretending otherwise. It has no basis in reality and just looks silly. It's dress-up, cosplay.
I never said they were, I'm saying it makes sense in the context of the setting. They don't care what you are as long as you can pull a trigger with your finger.
>it makes sense in the context of the setting
No it doesn't. Physically inept individuals in a war zone doesn't make sense.
>as you can pull a trigger with your finger.
Women can't do this. They think guns are scary and only for mean Trump supporters.
I agree it's stupid but it's been that way a long time, an attempt at grimdark rather than anything culture war, probably should have made it so it was just PDF that were female instead of the actual guard
>It has no basis in reality
Anon I'd like to introduce you to a setting called Warhammer 40k, where alien bugs and daemons from a magical sub-dimension of the galaxy fight giant green mushroom men and elves who wear bone armor.
Women aren't soliders. It looks silly—like an ape in a tuxedo
Bitch, it's 40 fricking thousand years into the future. Shut your wiener holster and leave.
Nothing about the setting has said baseline humanity is any different than it is now.
*Tips fedora
They don't really have a choice in 40k. The Imperium need bodies, and the sex doesn't matter as long as it can shoot a lasgun. There's a galaxy wide permanent draft and women aren't exempt.
Perhaps you could say that in the somber times ahead, conflict prevails.
Indeed, it's almost as if the very gods are jovial at the sanguine state of things.
>as long as it can shoot a lasgun
Women can't shoot guns.
Isn't shooting one of the few olympic sports that women have actually beaten men in before?
Not surprising the last thing you want to be doing is giving the 41% a loaded firearm in a public setting.
What?
They shoot at clay pigeons using fake .22s
.22 prolly has more recoil than the haptic feedback on a lasgun
and lasguns have zero recoil. the guard operates on volume of fire, so a shot in the general direction of the enemy is still valuable, especially when it's just a fricking wave of them.
Women hate guns. They think they're icky and gross and for dumb conservative ruralites
why are you still trying to project 21st century ideas on 42nd millennium combat
Female soldiers are silly.
Yes, that's the one immersion breaking silly thing in the whole universe.
Yep
Glad we all agree, moron bros. Now let's go back to serious topics like how red makes vehicles go faster for the mushroom people, or how elves fricked a deity into existence.
Makes more sense than human woman as combatants
I know, right? Women scare me too much to exist in this setting with living saints and T-800 armies. Like, we have to expect a woman to not be treated like m'lady should, and instead she has to STAND in place.
Too ridiculous.
I have btfo’d women with a slap. You sound inexperienced
Me too, when mom didn't deliver my tendies in time. But i don't see the relevance to the topic at hand.
Women no strong. Not carry heavy thing good. Waste resource. You go outside and wrestle with 3 hole creature
Man not strong either when it comes to 8ft tall demon thing cleaving through them. Not carry heavy things (thus need for servitors). Waste resource.
Things on person heavy. Wounded friend heavy. Me go to VA hospital and see many 3 hole with bad back
>Wounded
IG only have one wound. No need to worry about helping casualties, because there are only deaths.
We talk lore not game. Game for homosex who paint nails
Game instructs the lore. You should try learning about them both.
>game instructs the lore
Uh huh, cus a single wraith knight with a couple d cannons can take out an entire custodian guard.
Worse things have happened, yes.
Name me one time of the scenario above ever happening in lore. I'll wait.
Harlequins. Anything with Angron. Most of the Grey Knights books. Ciaphas Cain
Wrong, I said name me an example of the scenario in
this comment. Do you even play the TT?
>Do you even play the TT?
Yes, but i'm more a lore fan.
>I said name me an example of the scenario
Ah, my mistake. In that case i can't think of that specific thing happening, but then again, i haven't read the Custodes books.
Fair, neither have. Current GW balancing is pretty rarted though since 10th, which is why I don't think a modern interpretation of the rules fits in with lore. The game hasn't felt fluffy since 6th for me.
Not him but I've been playing a lot of OPR cause haven't vibed with 10th.
I've wanted to run OPR for the longest time but my group of meta chasing friends have made it hard to suggest it.
Weirdly OPR has become more popular in my local scene than 10th.
Wanna say a normal night is 80% OPR and 20% HH.
Nobody is playing 10th outside when it first launched and everyone gave it a go.
Hmmm interesting, tbh I've fallen out of my local scene since everyone started families the past few years, so I may try scoping out the hobby spaces again. At least will find out how accepting of proxies people still are even though GW forced my hand with them not updating their drukhari sculpts in a century.
OPR is "model agnostic" so I've seen a lot of 3D printed or proxied models.
There's a knights player who uses Battletech mechs for instance.
Fantastic news for my battletech buddy who won't play knights for being too expensive despite him putting more into his lances than we do our minis. Thanks for the info, anon.
The people behind it also offer STLs to print models to use.
They're through their patreon but you can find them for free online anyway.
My biggest complaint with OPR is it lacks heroes/characters but as an actual ruleset it's pretty fun and snappy. Like somebody actually tried playing it before releasing rules.
From what I've seen, it'd only take a few house rules to make it work well with all our sub faction rules (mainly soupy daemons and dark eldar) and unit abilities we got going with our lists. Some extra rules being applied is better than no flavor rules from GW.
I don’t remember any of the old guard boxes having women in the ranks
Were posted earlier.
Rogue trader?
Rogue trader. Post some female IG minis from 1995-2010
So why don't they count?
Need a hand moving those goalposts, or are you right by yourself?
Rogue trader has shit like half elf marines, moron
And?
It was silly shit, all of it
Yes. That's 40k.
>Seems pretty grim.
Like the Ruskis in WW2
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Illiyan_Nastase
I hope this guy shows up in space marine 2!
That’s rogue trader, not 40k ma’am
Their whole argument is that you're not a real 40k fan if you don't accept all the stupid whacky shit from rogue trader thats getting dug up from modern GW.
If not liking squats means I'm not a "true 40k fan" then so be it.
Yep. Clearly fruitcakes high on digital reality
Glad you agree you aren't a fan.
Ah yes 40K is well known for it's grounded content.
You are obviously a fanatic pushing your bullshit
Nope.
Just hate poser gays pretending they know shit.
Do you got female guard that isn’t rogue trader or astra militarum?
Be careful, you'll be called not a real fan!
Why do posergays seethe so hard when people don't humour their troony fantasies.
troony fantasies? Like not humoring bad faith posters using rogue trader to justify their argument that "40k has always been this way"?
Notice how these leftyshitters try very hard to fit in by going hard with the insults they think convey value around here. They'll try so fricking hard to flip insults like 'troon' and 'troony' to deflect all while defending games like this with ESG and actual troon writers.
Notice how you're seething at imaginary people.
Lurk more dude. Tell ur sisters to update the lingo
Been here longer than you redditor.
No ur a raging homosexual who pops in once in awhile between ur discords
You do know discord is a chat program right?
I always already proven right that redditors are trying to fit in by crying about imaginary people.
>admits to being new.
>admits to being new
I wish. Then I might still be able to escape.
Lurk bro. Maybe you’ll stop being a fruit who thinks women can fight even 38000 years from now
>who thinks women can fight
Way to miss the point, child.
You don’t have one. Women can’t do combat for shit and still only the rogue trader and astra sets posted
>Women can’t do combat for shit
That was never the claim. Learn to read, moron.
Cope more troony.
You were BTFO multiple times and are seething.
>redditor desperate to fit in
Go back.
You're literally just drawing buzzwords out of a hat.
>stuck in a loop
Holy shit,
called it.
Where when why and how? Just gay men mad no one is believing their lies
>lies
What like you being a woman troony?
>imaginary
You were running defense for the new libshit written fem guard the whole thread, guy.
Not something to brag about, newfriend.
>imaginary
No. You guys show up all the fricking time unfortunately, and every goddamn time you think your transparent bullshit fools anyone. It's the same fricking encounter over and over. You guys aren't good at this.
And it always comes to this point, where you've been thoroughly found out and start retreating to small and detail-free posts. Every single time.
>claims it isn't imaginary
>proceeds to make up a bunch of shit
>reddit spaces
If only leftists like yourself were imaginary, it'd make hobbyist spaces and everything in general a lot nicer.
Why are you seething at imaginary people?
Is it cause you forgot your hormones?
Yup. I swear I've been arguing with the same people for years and years at this point. Its always the same script.
It might fly on /tg/ but not here where the "secondaries" grew up on 40k media that couldn't afford the overpriced models but read every army book, novel and video game they could get their hands on.
>brags about being poor.
>admits to being a troony
>admits to being schozphrenic troony
lmao is this the state of redditors?
Pathetic.
You are yeah.
Your the one who thinks women can compete with men during combat, ma’am
Yeah IG accept anyone for their grinder.
Dunno why you seethe about this so much.
Ig has standards. Women wouldnt pass, just like a child or weak man
lmao no they fricking don't
Yes, they do. Even pdf has standards ms
>thinks that calling forum regulars redditors is an effective ruse long after he's been outed by said regulars
Leftists ideologically insulating themselves is why this homosexual is still just spam-repeating random words in a desperate attempt to deflect. He's stuck in a loop because he has no way of dealing with being found out. They're arrogant enough to believe they're smarter than everyone else and so they're always caught off-guard when they're inevitably called out.
Why are you gays seething so hard?
You keep talking about leftists and shit after it was proven you don't know shit about 40K and are just incels seething about women.
Yeah they rely on the majority of people lurking and staying cowed. Just wait for him to call us schizos (again).
Yup. It doesn't work when we've got 20 years worth of 40k video games to point out that doesn't totally jive with nu-40k and GWs agenda of digging up nostalgia to pander to their hopeless consumers.
True I’m not posting my troony scheme sisters
>Like the Ruskis in WW2
You mean the same political ideologues who believed in such moronic bullshit as Lysenkoism and even they realized 'muh davushka snaepyr' was just a propaganda meme and not a workable reality?
>inb4 bunkertroon ludmilla pavlichenko infographics
No my goalpost has always stayed in place.
Your gaslighting attempts arent working.
It was posted earlier. Current guard boxes don't have them either. You have to get the "upgrades" shite. But by that metric, most power weapons and plasma stuff doesn't exist either.
That?
>Current guard boxes don't have them either
Someone's been living under a rock I see.
Which one is meant to be a woman?
And the last box i bought was just a command squad anyway. Got way too many troops to paint as is.
Yeah pretty much
This universe is a child of pulp sci-fi in the late '80s. Nothing about baseline humanity is any different there than here because it was designed by people who live here and now.
>The Imperium need bodies
Which is why throwing women, the most scalable and economically convenient way to make a shit load of more bodies, into a meat grinder is fricking moronic.
Militia forces and emergency PDFs in need of support elements? Sure. Professional standing regiments? No. Makes no sense and it's dumb. The truth is the Imperium would be putting every able bodied woman on breeding duty, but GW doesn't have the balls to do that so we get silly nonsense where an entire theater's competent officer corps are women.
in the future, everyone gets pushed into the shit, millions by the day and there's no preferential treatment
i will point out though this is the second time a woman has been in a comanding position in this series
Women in Warhammer are for creating more humans and after that they're sent into battle with the rest.
In Hive worlds you're either a babbymaker until your vagoo can't work or you're mandated to have no less than 2 kids then you're off to fight in the front along with the rest.
Even Bolter b***hes get passed around to the Ecclesiarchy, Stormtroopers and the Commissariat as a rite of passage to create more of the Emperor's warriors. If they go ahegao during this last ordeal they are strapped to a Penitent Engine and it won't stop until they're dead.
You're a fricking moron.
Warhammer is one of the few universes where I don't get annoyed seeing female soldiers. It fits thematically. They're in such a shitty situation, they're taking anyone warm and anyone who isn't gets ground up and put into rations. I'm not even joking about that last part.
You could always argue they'd treat women as baby making machines, and some planets do, but this is also a universe with artificial wombs where they can crank out way more people than a real womb ever could. It makes sense they'd take female soldiers in most cases.
Those artificial wombs still need real female (read: real female and not trannies) egg cells.
It's one of dem Arbites book where Genestealer cultists have infiltrated a Administratum babby vat farm.
>Those artificial wombs still need real female (read: real female and not trannies) egg cells.
I don't see why they'd need the women physically there after they get them. Shit, I could see the Imperium just taking a select few fertility goddess built women and giving them a life of luxury and health just to get the best possible samples and pump out soldiers while riffraff are sent to the frontlines.
I don't see the gripe about women being in the guard. It makes perfect sense. Where I draw the line are troons trying to identify with space marines because of dick mutilation. I also believe the troon community as a whole it currently attempting to infiltrate 40K and ruin it as a franchise because they don't like Chuds like me identifying with fascist space fantasy stuff, but that is neither here nor there.
>It fits thematically
No it doesn't.
>LE EPIC GRIMDARK
>Umm, but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers. There's no way that they'd just be converted into frickmeat before even stepping foot onto a battlefield.
Die.
>Caring this much about something so unimportant in a fantasy video game.
Seek help.
Seek euthanasia, worm.
If you have pulse and get drafted, you go into the battle.
Simple as
see
It's different when this is an existential threat where losing means the entire species goes extinct. There are entire planets that do nothing but churn out weapons for the war effort.
>Umm, but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers
The whole point of the guard is they're not badasses. They're regular people. Their weapons are derogatorily referred to as "flashlights" for crying out loud. The guard don't expect Joe Blow or Suzy Que to even survive. That's why they've got more soldiers than there are atoms in the universe. If the guard stopped recruiting for a day the whole Imperium would probably die.
>meat that gets blown up in human waves
Yeah it was called WW1 and women still weren't drafted because they're not fricking soldiers. A female soldier is like giving a toddler a rifle—a liability, moronation, not real.
Good thing 40K has had female soldiers then.
And it's dumb and self-contradictory with its own setting. A humanity on the ropes would be making sure ever fertile woman is churning out babies instead of playing cannon fodder.
>And it's dumb and self-contradictory with its own setting.
Oh so like everything else.
Yes, actually. GW not having the balls to be consistent with its lore cheapens this universe a lot of the time.
STFU. The Imperium doesn't give a shit about life in the first place, it cares about survival and the easiest way to do that is with an infinite supply of bodies and the easiest way to do that is make women make them instead of throwing them away.
Incels still seething.
Woman guardsmen have always existed.
Cope seethe and dialate troony.
Paint models.
>unironically using incel in a 40k Ganker thread
Look at his silly moron and laugh everyone.
I am laughing at you yeah.
Why didn't you use incel again, anon? Did you realize something about the insult and where you are that prevented you from using it again?
What's wrong incel? Mad cause bad?
Post models.
>Ganker user
>40k thread
You're as much an incel as anyone else here, anon, and the fact you retreated from using the word like a pussy because you realized that until you were prodded about it only makes that more obvious.
Go on, use more libshit plebbit brain arguments for why your simp behavior for non-existent and comedic female soldiers in a game designed to milk shekels out of failures with acute arrested development.
lel incel buck broken.
Go troon out elsewhere.
I'm not the one simping for the parody of female IG soldiers, anon.
Yeah you're the one seething at something in since the start.
Incel.
You aren't either incel.
>Yeah you're the one seething at something in since the start.
You know we know this is just blatant gaslighting and revisionism, right?
Why are you incels ignoring
?
Does it hurt your pwecious nawative too much?
If the QQing fits
Post some old art of female guard.
>STFU. The Imperium doesn't give a shit about life in the first place
My dudes do.
>A humanity on the ropes would be making sure ever fertile woman is churning out babies instead of playing cannon fodder.
The least important thing in the 40K universe is a human life.
If you actually weren't a secondary you'd know this.
They still have gear to carry and obstacles to get through. Women cannot do either of those tasks as well as a man. Touch grass
They are in no way short of human lives. Just look at servitors. Plus they have cloning. Plus many IG troops get hysterectomies so their eggs can go straight to reproduction pods.
I thought only the Death Korps did cloning, and even then it's not something that's openly admitted.
Nah, it's pretty widespread. It's how a lot of servo skulls and cherubim are made.
why wouldn't they clone just the males that are better suited for combat or the horrible universe in general and have the women only for breeding? you say they have no shortage of human lives but they are constantly at war against the rest of the universe barely hanging on. eh doesn't matter anyways, as i said if enough people cry or if someone higher up feels especially israeli any lore or logic goes out of the window in favor for woke shit
You're describing the Votann. And when the average Guardsman lasts five minutes in combat, it really doesn't matter if they have breasts or not. They're there to fire a flashlight, and then be eaten before anything can reach the artillery.
>Still seeking real life comparison with a setting the galaxy is split in a half by hell and basically being eating by megabugs
>at the same time
>like giving a toddler a rifle
Cadians and Catachans learn to load a rifle before they learn to read, and for Cadians the whiteshields have existed for forever as entire groups of child soldiers.
>Cadians and Catachans learn to load a rifle before they learn to read
Women can barely read let alone load a rifle
Get it a rest you goddamn homosexual. Jesus fricking Christ.
In Warhammer, Space Marine candidates are usually 13-15 years old.
In some worlds there exist an entire cadre of youngling corps who usually serve as support roles for active duty personnel. They do get killed, corrupted and mangled as well.
>but the psychically inferior sex can totally be badass soldiers
No one has said that, we're saying they're meat that gets blown up in human waves. The guard is a meatgrinder. The Imperium needs bodies, and everyone in the guard is a faceless, expendable draftee that's already dead the second they get handed their lasrifle. You will die a painful, probably screaming, death serving in the guard.
Lucky for you there is the Kringe Korps of Krieg for all your human creche needs. Embrace your inner bugman and die for the cause as another serial number.
>they're taking anyone warm
This has happened countless times throughout history but women still weren't forced to fight because WOMEN AREN'T FRICKING SOLDIERS
>This has happened countless times throughout history
Mankind has never faced angry, horny, depraved, disease ridden Gods from beyond the cosmos. Its literally a battle for survival as a species.
>"B-b-b-but cultures fought other cultures for survival!"
Yes, and many of them also resorted to teaching their women and even children how to fight. Look no further than Japan when they thought they'd be invaded in the twilight of WW2. The Soviet Union did the same thing.
>battle for survival
>existential threat
Exactly. All the more reason NOT to give glorified toddlers (women) guns (tools they don't know how to operate) and send them off to fight (a thing they don't know how to do). It would be a massive liability and it's the reason why it hasn't been done throughout history
Well then it's a good thing imperial citizens are post-human psychopaths who work 20 hour shifts regularly, not normal people.
Some IG armies take only the best of the best of the best. Some just take anyone that can hold a flashlight and point it in the right direction. No reason women couldn't be in the latter. And people forget that by modern day definition, some of the "humans" born on different planets in 40k would be basically aliens to modern humans in terms of physiology. There are woman on THIS planet that could beat the ever-living shit out everyone in this thread; theoretically a woman born on an alien planet after generation upon generation of selective breeding, inhospitable environments, and a harsher gravity could be more than a match for any man alive today. Considering the job of 99% of Guardsman is to stand in one spot and shoot their lasgun until they win or die, there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet or whatever.
>there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet or whatever.
Someone has to run the economy. The only situation where it's sensible to have women fighting is when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well, situations where you're probably going to lose anyway.
>when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well
Anon that's precisely what fricking happens in 40k
>is when you also have the 15 year olds and 50 years fighting as well
Good thing the guard does just that on a daily basis. You really really seem to think that 40k operates on 21st century sensibilities, it doesn't.
We're still dealing with human beings here and have to adhere to biological sensibilities. Even the Nazis pushed men out of the army after they reached a certain age, except for the very end of the war of course.
>We're still dealing with human beings here
my brother in christ this is warhammer 40,000
Yes.
Even during the great crusade, soldiers in the solar auxilia were conscripted for a THIRTY YEAR tour of duty. If they lived they had the option of retiring on a conquered world or getting rejuvenat treatments and going in again. And that is the least grimdark the baseline human army has ever been in the galaxy.
Solar Auxillia are too chad for the impericucks that run the show now.
the imperium has its moments even now
remember that one general who collapsed from so much fighting and was sent to a pleasure planet that revolted and then got nommed by tyranids?
youll get your dick sucked, eventually
technically all sm were marines malevolent back then
>there's no reason to disallow 50% of your population from defending your planet
Yes there is, if they're a liability for example, which is the historical reason for not letting women and children fight
>liability
Guardsmen aren't counted on to win, they're counted on to die buying whatever time they can for the real problem solvers to do their work.
Black person you really dont read the lore if you think that
The guard fights 90% of the battles, do you think its all space marines doing all the work constantly?
60 Marines can get more done than 10,000 Guardsmen. Not to mention every Imperial force will be an amalgamation of several groups at once.
Again, IG are there to be bodies, not to win the battles themselves. If they do then good for them, but it's not counted on for major conflicts.
>Again, IG are there to be bodies, not to win the battles themselves. If they do then good for them, but it's not counted on for major conflicts.
Okay, it's time for you to stop posting.
Go put down some minor rebellion, Cadian, that's what you're good at.
that doesnt address my point at all you moronic ape?
again sm numbers are a fricking fraction when it comes to guardsmen
and youre saying all major conflicts are handled by them?
honestly decent bait but i suspect mental moronation on top of just misinformation
None of this is real. The "Marines" and "Guardsmen" exist to sell childrens toys not "win battles." Just shut the frick up already.
Space Marine chapters are capped at 1000 marines. This makes them a non-factor in the scale of 40k.
>buying whatever time they can
Female soldiers don't buy time, they sell it. Again, liability
How would a woman like the one I described be a liability? You're perfectly willing to accept the pseudo-science of extra space marine organs, but not the idea of human males and females becoming closer in physicality after generations of selective breeding on alien planets? Sounds like you're just having an incel knee-jerk reaction to seeing a woman doing literally anything instead of having an opinion based on logical consistency.
My understanding is that planets tend to be run by the wealthy elite (regardless of gender and usually as a result of "noble families"), and every single other person either joins the IG, Arbites, or works themselves to death in the 40K equivalent of a coal mine.
>human males and females becoming closer in physicality after generations of selective breeding on alien planets?
Where is this from?
Human beings are biologically programmed to perceive female warriors as absurd. It doesn't matter how much gobbledyasiatic deep lore justification you provide, it will always be seen as silly
>it will always be seen as silly
Dear boy, are you familiar with the IP Warhammer 40,000?
>My personal feelings are what every single other person on the planet are also programmed to believe
Evolution?
Still utterly and completely ignoring the fact I'm not talking about some fricking random 20 year old c**tbag from our modern day, but actually some frickin' jacked up woman who wouldn't resemble or act like anyone you've ever known.
>Evolution?
Oh, so head canon.
Yes, like I originally said, it's all head cannon. I'm saying the women you see in an IG Army are not going to be some rando chick that you see taking selfies with their starbucks. You'll suspend your disbelief for a frickin neuroglottis but not for something that's based on actual evolutionary theory. You'd be just as buttmad if my point WAS the official explanation in a manual somewhere. Your problem is not with "head cannon", it's with your sensitive virgin mindset.
Maybe. But it's a perfectly sensible theory and people dismissing it out of hand have been brain-washed into the WOMAN BAD mentality by leftoid homosexuals
Have you ever been physical with a woman? Pegging doesn’t count. They cannot perform physical tasks as well as men. Why take this fetish woman of yours over another man?
>You'd be just as buttmad if my point WAS the official explanation in a manual somewhere.
Well, you would have had some legs to stand on if that were the case. Like your entire argument right now is "lol virgin."
And even this fetish muscle woman will fall short of an average 40k man. Touch grass ma’am
Human beings naturally perceive female soldiers to be absurd. You've been ideologically programmed to lie to yourself and think otherwise. You're sick in the head, like a coprophile
>doubles down on his autistic "people-can't-like-things-I-don't-like" mentality
Don't worry timmy, no one's taking your toys away from you
I'm not saying you can't enjoy eating shit—I don't deny it. I'm just saying that you're sick and lying to yourself
Women guardsmen have existed in lore since the very beginning, back when they were "Imperial Army". Only schizo newbies care
It was gay then and it's gay now. Just like yourself, old man
homosexual
Grandpa escaped from the nursing home!
Just felt it was time someone called you out for being what you are. homosexual.
Time to be put down, old man
You first, homosexual
They had a female line officer of the imperial guard in the first game homosexual. Take your fricking bullshit to /misc/ homosexual. Imagine getting triggered over a fricking NPC, kys homosexual.
>Imagine getting triggered over a fricking NPC
the irony
Anon didnt, he got triggered over vapid moron who was flinging hot shit even though he didnt even play SM1. Your retort wasnt as smart as you think, ESLanon.
Sounding pretty rustled there yourself, moron.
moron
>Something seems off. I can't tell what it is
It's running at 30, probably some console version.
I don't give two and a quarter shits about imperial guards, they literally are cannon fodder.
alright avitus take it easy
Marine Malevolant (loyalist chapter) wrote this post
>Something seems off
Yeah, the music.
>women guardsmen everywhere constantly yelling in your ear on the battleground
thats what did it for me as well, seems shills are pretty mad you mentioned it..
>t. zero knowledge of 40k
Or rather, gr8 b8.
Nothing in that gameplay looked fun. No weight or challenge to anything.
Anybody else think the primaris is a bit too small in this? He looks like a regular height astartes compared to those guardsmen.
Firstborn marines don't get any taller when they go through the Rubicon Primaris, do they?
I didn't think so, it wouldn't make sense if they did, but this is Warhammer, so who knows.
they're not supposed to be that much taller than firstborn. like 4-6 inches or something. and regular firstborn vary in size anyway
Normal astartes are only 7ft on average, primaris are about a head taller, so probably around 7'8.
They do.
the Primaris size difference being anything other than 'okay new Marine models are in truescaleish now, enjoy!' was always a really frickin dumb decision, so is it a great problem to ignore that?
titus was small even for a first born
luv me guns
luv the army
hate heretics
simple as
just like the first game then
Orks were fun enemies because they were goofy fricks but Tyranids look like they'll get boring quick
>easily 20+ enemies in certain areas
>they all frick off in random directions and attack you one by one
WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING SWARMS IF THEY'RE JUST GONNA COME IN SINGLE FRICKING FILE???
too much HUD going on, the highlighting of everything is annoying.
also there's no fricking way anyone's computer is going to be able to render 300 nids on screen at a time without exploding, so that smells like bullshit
the gargoyles are probably 2d sprites, which is fine with me
I'm sure glad that all three marines tell me that they're reloading, literally every time. that 3 second reload time sure is tactically advantageous to have called out, in every instance
They aren't mind-readers, anon.
GameWorkshop should have just invented the Primaris Mindreader Marines so they can sell more figures
They're genetically-engineered super soldiers who have been an elite and cohesive fighting force for literal centuries. There's no fricking reason to have them behaving like CoD babbies instead of what you see in the Astartes shorts.
The Astartes shorts were strictly fan-made and bought up by GW after the fact, and feature a fan chapter to boot. As much as I love the tightly tuned ultraviolence and dead silence, Astartes is not the average. That's part of what makes it special.
Raven Guard & successors are a good bet there,
beat me to the punch. They're a bunch of stealth & mobility warfare obsessives. For traitors, the Iron Warriors are calculating logisticians who just happen to really, really fricking hate (you) in a pissy low-burning way and also love dumping an assload of ordnance & auxiliary meatshields on your head, not necessarily in that order or non-simultaneously.
>Cadia
;_;
The planet broke before the guard did
>tfw Cadia was cool until every newbie memed it to death
Frick Cadia. Most boring IG theme.
You mean until Basedbaddon split that gayplanet in half with his bear hands.
Let's not church it up, son, Failbaddon failed, again. He only won in the end because he raged so hard his thrown controller broke the shitty memes.
I like it. Looks like more of the first with better melee, which is basically what I wanted. The first game wasn't exactly deep with gameplay but it still fun to run around curb-stomping shit to death. The addition of Doom-styled glory kills is a good idea, especially for something as over the top as a Warhammer game. I do miss the old VA, though. I remember when the first stuff about the game came out, everyone was disappointed about the Tyranids, but with 10th edition it actually makes a lot of sense, and looking back was a HUGE spoiler for 10th edition that nobody caught on to.
the jump pack was an instant giveaway that jump-pack primaris were otw in tabletop and I immediately guessed that sm2 would coincide with 10th edition because of course they're going to go full marketing mode. its GW
I thought it was showing marine stuff, sure, but not revealing the Tyranids had finally arrived to the galaxy in full.
>The addition of Doom-styled glory kills is a good idea, especially for something as over the top as a Warhammer game
The first one had those, didn't it? You curbstomped those green homies and refilled your rage meter or whatever.
I mean in terms of being more gratuitous, like this one shows you ripping spinal cords out of tyranids and stuff. The more gore the better.
>Space Marine 2 gameplay
massive improvement from the first game
Looks kinda cool, the 'nids aren't in enough games.
I liked all the shouting and screaming from the IG, especially the morale boost when they see a space marine.
it looks OK, gameplay is definitely better than the original space marine.
I replayed Space Marine last year and man that game doesn't hold up well at all. The setting and whatnot are cool, and there's a few nice setpieces in the game but man the gameplay is so fricking simplistic and stale. It has 0 complexity at all and it's really dull for the most part. Even the environments and story are very very dull despite the potential. It's also short as frick and easy as frick.
I think it's really cool how much shoulder-to-shoulder fighting the player does alongside the Guard, it gives a greater sense of 'you are a post-human murder machine and a walking tankette' scale of lore-power level Space Marines
The first game was panned and hated for being boring and uninspired. people memory-holed that when warhammer became popular for some stupid reason.
>The first game was panned and hated for being boring and uninspired
It wasn't though, people said it was average, lots of people were expecting it to be like Gears of War. I was in college when it came out.
a 70 from a review website isn't average it's "this game is boring".
>all those guardsmen just running around and not shooting
>if they're shooting, it's not all of them
Kek what a shitshow
Didn't look challenging and the SFX is really half assed and has no soul. That Astartes YT and Darktide nailed the bolter sound, here it's generic sci-fi rifle.
>instead of introducing the Eldar or the Tau they're going all in on Chaos Black folk AGAIN because Tyranids are boring enemies
Probably Necrons. Imagine if it turns out the planet was a Tomb World and the Tyranids accidentally the whole dynasty when they invaded, and the actual plot is trying to keep them from waking up and they all behave like Oldcrons where they're deathly quiet terminators and are genuinely spooky to fight
The lore states that Tyroneids don't invade Tomb Worlds because they can't "eat" Blackns.
Their Hive Fleets leave these Tomb Worlds behind unscathed and coomsoom someone else's planet.
Also Blackns are an awful enemy type since they don't really die even if they ripped into shreds, too hard for the zoomer audience and too annoying for the rest.
They don't invade active Tomb Worlds, but the Imperium has build hiveworlds on what end up being an ancient Necron world. That was the plot of the first Ultramarine book.
But what if it's orks led by grimskull come back for another go
gameplay is kinda boring
great graphics
generic dialogue
bolter doesnt sound juicy enough
40k boomers will eat this shit up
What's special about this besides the Soihammer 40gay skinsuit?
Games Workshop spouts equality but they'll never show a female Guardswoman getting ripped in half by xenos or getting raped by Slaaneshi Marines.
The Guardsmen shown are always expendable males with females being officers or commanders.
Daemoncaluba
Those are only in the books, the books can be a lot more grimdark than what the official art or models can show, like how they've done lots of new Nurgle art with mouths everywhere instead of them with entrails and gore pouring out of open wounds and rotting flesh on the models. They've toned down a lot of their official art a lot over the years. Slaanesh got completely removed from Age of Sigmar at first, remember? They're trying to take a lot of the rapey and overtly gross and gorey shit out of the official front page of their websites and magazines for kids, even though kids love shit like that. Look at how bad Creative Assembly censored and toned down the gratuity of the models to their in-game stuff. This never would have been in WH3.
didn't they literally make a kids book with flayed ones and dark eldar
>Slaanesh got completely removed from Age of Sigmar at first, remember?
Never happened
honestly? it looks like a great Gears clone, but the gore isn't really where i'd like it to be and neither is the melee combat. i've played several games now with progressive gore systems, and this looks like the enemies only states are "normal" and "headless" and "gibbed to pieces". that's kinda weak in 2023.
>this looks like the enemies only states are "normal" and "headless" and "gibbed to pieces"
There are very few games that have something like L4D2 had in 2009
Really makes you think
Valve always did well with the little things that make games great.
Darktide, Killing Floor 2, and Vermintide all have pretty elaborate gore systems. i think the new Doom games have elaborate gore too. even World War Z has more detailed gore and dismemberment than Space Marine 2 does so far.
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>go into battlefield where explosions, shrapnel and aliens with razor sharp claws running around
>no helmets on any of the space marines
moronic.
>what are iron halos
A lazy plot device that allows space marines to show their faces
It will never not be dumb. I can just imagine a 5000 year old unhelmeted space marine step out of his pod, then instantly get domed by an ork shoota boy born a week ago.
You just reminded me that ork snipers are not actually a meme anymore.
As a fan of the first one, this feels off. There's no juice in the sounds, the new voice is shit too, the graphics are pretty and the battlefield shit going on is kinda crazy but ...
I can't fricking explain it, it looks clunky as frick and not satisfying.
its more of a movie game than the first one. the first game was basically a musou where you commited eastern galaxy genocide on alien Black folk. This looks like a slower netflix with buttons where they want you to fight stronger enemies than commit mass destruction.
Is there a reason why they couldn't get the original voice actor?
I know he's a serious, real actor but is he really too big or too busy to do Warhammer stuff? I imagine if you pay him enough shekels he'd do it.
I don't know, but Clive Standen is trying way too fricking hard and it's coming off like a parody. The stupidest thing is Clive can easily mimic some of Mark Strong's speech when he isn't trying to sound tough, but they told him to go full derp it seems.
Did we see titus sprint yet ? I don't remember seeing that in any trailer, just that slow ass stomping around. The sprint in the first game always made me hard as frick, the heavy thump as the space marines ran like hell.
Nvm i found it in the coop-reveal trailer. They look like they're jogging kinda fast. Ruined
looks pretty cool
glad to see the guardsmen getting some time in the spotlight
So I guess this will be killing gaunts and warrior for 95% of the game and having some special battle for bigger enemies lile a swarmlord or a tyrannofex
Titus killing the Swarmlord would piss me off more than anything.
But they'll probably still toss in the new Norn Emissary and some of the new Gaunts.
Idk it looks to me the melee has no impact behind it and that the game will get boring fast
I still loathe the new Titus voice actor why the frick couldn't they get the original?
Mark Strong wasn't famous when he did the original Space Marine
>GW lawyers wanted a 3rd bugatti and so didn't want to pay for a more famous actor
GW doesn't fund Warhammer vidya, they just dole out the license plus have some say on the creative process.
The new dev can't afford Mark Strong or he's too busy to voice a vidya character he did a decade ago.
The new Titus doesn't even look like the original either, they might as well picked a new character.
Truthfully, I would've just preferred a helmeted schmuck we could customize in terms of just the armor. At the least it could've been more interesting
Apparently Mark Strong was down to come back as Titus but he was busy with 2 or 3 films at the time. They couldn't put the game on hold just for him so they got someone else to voice Titus.
They should have held the game then
Gays Workshop would kill for a known actor to be in their IP
If Henry wanted to play as Girlyman with an Eldar wife they'd let him
Its pretty clear that they wanted Space Marine 2 to come out around the time of 10th edition. As much as it sucks that Mark Strong didn't come back, you cannot put everything on hold for one actor.
>Angloids are cheap
A tale as old as time
Any info on multiplayer? Had fun in the first one.bj
It won me over when I saw that the guns are just pick up and shoot. No RPG stats. No levels. No upgrade parts. Thank god.
PC footage please
Where is the PC requirements
Where is the release date
It's been fricking years and all we get is snipets of gameplay and the same first mission.
aren't they skipping actual multiplayer like the first game's? seems shit to me
I don't know if it's got standard multiplayer but it does have 3 player co op for the campaign
>game with the perfect horde enemy
>no multiplayer
Rip
The game has a co-op campaign.
No memorable qoutes will make any space marine gameplay seem boring.
Think we'll see more goofy-ass Primaris shit in the game?
What am I seeing here
Is the ammo belt feeding tiny missiles?
I don't see flamer or plasma shiznit, what are the two cables for?
I think it's likely they'll pick & choose that sort of thing, and tweak the sillier shit they bother to implement so it's less so. The room for bullshit variants of the same thing is infinite in Warhammer's schizophrenic tech base and the meta aspect of people kitbashing models. More importantly, the (campaign) player being a Tactical Marine+ doesn't leave as much room for funky combi-weapons or meme Primaris units that don't fit the old Firstborn molds.
It's 40,000 years in the future and what's left of the human race is probably technically some kind of post-Human DAoT brew with nulled sexual dimorphism for peak strength, people long hung on the 'Men of Stone' concept as indicating that fact, though that's probably soft retconned to a Votann reference now. There are super-cities billions of bodies strong whose sole reason for existence is to serve as massive sweatshops & gangbanger-to-penal-troop conveyor belts, and entire monastic orders of power armored nuns with guns in order to get around a technical 'no (standing) men under arms for the church' policy. You are a dumb Black person and probably a falseflagger. Also, to torpedo any 'n-no, it's Y-YOU who from wrong politic stance!' cry, heil Hitler.
>women still weren't forced to fight
Both sides of the Spanish civil war had female paramilitaries in nominal second-line roles that brought them dangerously close to the front and occasionally into combat in a pocket. The Soviets recruited female snipers, aviators, and tankers where physical deficiency was less meaningful. German tribals per Tacitus if I recall would regularly see their female camp-followers fight in the event of a rout of the main line rather than be despoiled, mercy kill & plunder the fallen in victory, and shriek & holler from back or sideline as murderous cheerleaders. In short; Black person.
Take your moron blinders down. Female soldiers are incongruent with a supposedly grimdark setting—full stop. All the gay lore you just dropped (didn't read, btw) is just obfuscation of the obvious fact that the writers cucked.
no no hold on I get it, I thought you were a bunkerchan wienersucker, but I understand now with the level of pigheaded moronation & flippancy, you're a SHAZAMBlack person
ack yourself and posthumously return to your shitscord when your family finds the body, IMMEDIATELY
>Female soldiers are incongruent with a supposedly grimdark setting
you don't see anything grimdark about even throwing women into the blender? put your dick away, you're approaching this from a cartoonishly chauvinist frame of mind, and we're talking about a setting where eight-foot men in power armor stomp around and there literally cannot be females of their kind
Women belong in the demonculaba
Anything else is troony pandering you dumb Black folk :^)
Real history is more grimdark than 40k when it comes to women in war. If the writers weren't norwooding male feminists they would just automatically make all women rapemeat.
don't try any fricking harder anon you'll pull something
>no argument
concession? accepted
Women aren't soldiers.
>Real history is more grimdark than 40k when it comes to women in war.
The campaigns in 40k have death tolls higher than our current population on a daily basis.
thats not fair
since its all about scale
in that universe humanity might as well be bacteria for how numerous it is
ofc the death toll would be relevant to that
In real history we didn't pretend that women could be soldiers.
Good thing 40k is a science fantasy setting and not real history, with practically no basis in real history.
>Good thing 40k is a science fantasy setting and not real history
This this THIS. Female, trans and nonbinary space marines when? It's just science fiction after all
No they don't. GW's writers fricking fail on scale and numbers all the time. The Siege of Vraks was supposed to be super duper bloody with a casualty rate of 2K a day during some of the biggest battles, but real WWI dwarfs that.
Remember when GW had to add an extra zero to the Astartes legion numbers because having a legion of 10K going around conquering the galaxy was fricking dumb?
>you don't see anything grimdark about even throwing women into the blender?
Not grimdark, it's grimderp.
It's funny seeing people who don't know about 40K try to act knowledgeable.
it's funny seeing millennials and zoomers actually give a shit about 40k lore when rogue trader was way better
You weren't alive then granny troony.
keep telling yourself that kid
You can thank youtuberBlack folk for that. Everyone is a lore master thanks to the ole algorithm.
I've been playing since 5th edition and the original Dawn of War, and read stuff like Gaunt's Ghosts a shitload of other stuff. I also still run a Dark Heresy campaign with some friends.
Ultramarines have too many named characters, they should have fallen back to the Blud Rehvans.
Their VAs are all alive and you can play as a random Blud Rehvan getting new sick gear as you go along between missions.
Hell, even fight alongside Tarkus and Cyrus too.
GW corporate doesn't like having their products lampooned with memes. Blud Raevens will never get another vidya again.
Ultramarines have memes too
Blood Ravens don't get the spotlight no more because Dawn of War 3 bombed and rightfully so
If they did a proper DoW3 we'd still be getting sequels today but Relic chose to chase the MOBA and asiaticclick audience
It still hurts.
homie they do it themselves.
To be fair the magpies are Relic's pet chapter, hence their inclusion in the first Spess Muhreen towards the end (and a pre-order DLC skin that's now lost media). And with DoW III they didn't even get back Gabe's original VA. Given how that game went they're realistically probably delegated to the odd fluff update to keep up a little.
They got a mention in White Dwarf a few years ago.
>that section about magpie Librarians
Jonah must have a real fricking hard job.
>vidya
ha
Yeah the Dawn of War games were full of jokes and memes.
>no continuation on the Kaptain and krew's wacky adventures from the comfort of their new rok
Feelzbadladz
I forget if this one dialogue is specific to the Blood Ravens or not. Later on the Ork Nob also mentions 'red goes fastah' when the Battlewagon is about to explode.
tbh they're thousand sons loyalists
all psykers but they're too shit to become grey knights
they're all morbidly curious which is what their og primarch was all about
they should have a real army book, have the entire space marine arsenal be available to them
so fricking what if a blood raven has a nephilim fighter or a force nemesis halberd? they fight for the emperor
>tbh they're thousand sons loyalists
Isn't this essentially 'all but confirmed'? The real question is how they managed to dodge the flesh change, since the good shard of Magnus's soul went to the guy who became the first Grey Knights' head honcho.
>The real question is how they managed to dodge the flesh change
Sounds like good story material to me. They're all about finding the secrets of their origins.
According to their more recent fluff, the magpie higher-ups might have some understanding of it kept secret after examining the Primaris gene sneed they were gifted.
Yeah I've seen Word Bearers theories before but it's a really gay choice comparatively other than maybe making Eliphas more relevant, and even that homie has bounced between at least two warbands.
I agree TSons make more sense, but ADB has a spergout when people bring it up, probably a manifestation of his daddy issues.
>Oh look, more secrets to cover up. Welp.
lmao, never change magpies.
At that point they could also pass off as being descendants of Dark Angels
It's all but confirmed but GW's pet writer has a rectum ravaging fit whenever its brought up so don't expect anything out of it. They might get turned into Word Bearers descendants.
>Frick ADB
The grand irony being he takes his time to take shots at people who treat 40k as their own strict head canon. Yet he spurgs out constantly doing the same thing.
And cause i know he'll sometimes lurk or have homosexuals report to him. Blood ravens are thousand sons you nightlord loving homosexual. Every nightlord you've ever written had turned into shittest emo character in 40k and you are too moronic to write Big E or the Primarchs and have fricked it up every single time you've attempted, no knee cares about your daddy issues.
You are to 40k what netflix was to the witcher.
>picrel
I like his Heresy stuff, but anything other than that is ghastly.
It's his worst. Basically turns everything that's too bad ass to be explained into some shitty soap opera with the gayest character motivations.
His explanation of the Scattering was vastly better than the horseshit Dan did with Erda. Besides, Lorgar is a gay soap opera character.
>soap opera
>right up until HH his motives were less whiny
it was literal just belief in a being that was so powerful as to be a God and that a crisis of faith by all powerful creatures that are very good at twisting reality.
That's still the case, though.
Yeah, but they picked the gayest way to express that. An actual demigod being dealing with it from a demigods perspective would have been way less homosexual than doing it from the perspective of a dumb c**t with daddy issues falling for shit that's predictable from the outset.
>tfw a Custodes forcibly gifted the blood ravens on how to make primaris
>they were forced to accept the gifts at gunpoint
wew
All Chapters were forced to accept the Primaris gene seed at gunpoint.
Even the furries despite all their wailing and gnashing of teeth.
That's literally how it went for every chapter. A custodes showed up with a briefcase full of primaris geneseed and told them to get to it.
Looks frickin good to me, heretic. They added a better dodge/quick step and a parry, which addresses the biggest problem I had with the first game after the QTE bullshit.
In the Rogue Trader beta you have the furfrick asking the Imperial noblewoman if she wants to shag but she turns him down because she has like 14 kids already.
Weird that they included that but left our the space yiff as a romance option
Why do incels spend all their time seething about women?
This guy is either autistic or just a good troll since so many people are taking the bait. I'm thinking the latter.
Looks pretty good, definitely follows up on one of the big strengths of the first game. Namely the huge scale of the 40k universe. Tyranids look like a proper apocalyptic locust swarm and seeing those bombers flatten them was pretty cool. Fighting alongside guardsmen and your squadmates is a nice touch but I hope that you get to go off alone after the game really gets going. One of those guys was even stealing the melee finisher kills. Speaking of, it seems that you get health packs instead of healing via melee executions, which is fine but feels like a step back from the first game. If it restores armor segments instead that'd be a little odd but acceptable, but I couldn't tell.
The only thing that worries me is that the Tyranids themselves seem very visually muted. Tidus and co are wearing bright ultramarine blue, which stands out nicely against the gray, muddy terrain. The tyranids themselves are usually bright white, with purple accent colors around the head and red undertones. It's a very vibrant color scheme, and like the Orcs from the first game should stand out like a sore thumb against a dark green/muddy gray background. But it doesn't, and even the tougher enemy variants don't really stand out. But they really should, if you're trying to acquire a priority target in a giant swarm. This kind of thing is shooter design 101 and it sucks that this game is falling into the traps of prioritizing realistic graphics over basic gameplay flow. Not sure I like those weird pull back aimed shots either. Melee executions are one thing but those seem very flow-breaking. We'll see.
the game looks boring
it looks good but looks wont carry a game (see also darktide)
the voice acting is all over the place, some of the guard sound amazing and others.. that woman commander in the begining sounded especially dogshit
sounds in general are a bit.. weak i suppose
i remember really loving the sounds in the og space marine everything was really fricking powerful
dunno can only hope it gets better, ill just pirate if it doesnt
simple as
Lt. Mira
>was the last surviving officer because everyone else got krumped during the initial wave of Ork invasion
>was in a desperate defense and barely held out
>lost a frickton of Valkyries just to ferry one Ultramarine from one location to another
>ceded command to higher ups when reinforcements arrived
I guarantee that the female characters in SM2 will tick off multiple ESG criteria, won't be surprised with an Afro Bolter Kweenz too
>I guarantee that the female characters in SM2 will tick off multiple ESG criteria, won't be surprised with an Afro Bolter Kweenz too
Wokehammer
What's going on in here?
good trade
God I hope we get updated Fire Dragons. Even if they're bad they're still the coolest Aspect Warriors.
>fire dragons
>coolest aspect warriors
a sentient meltagun typed this
Everything burns. No point in beating around the bush.
So you uh gonna let me put a helmet on titus or am i gonna have to mod it in again?
it looks ok but i dont like how on some of the executions' the nids kinda explode into gore hammerspace. i liked how in the first one when titus kicks or stomps an orc theres still a mangled corpse left over.
Why are the Ultramarines stealing the Night Lords colors?
Because the Ultrahomosexuals are a black hole of personality and fun and we were never going to get an Overlord-esque game where you play a Night Lord captain commanding lulzy cultists around in a terror campaign.
yeah im buying day 1
OMG he looks just like me!
I'm literally crying right now... ;_;
ANDREW TATE has joined the thread
>lives rent free
Is that how he affords all the lavish shit? Dayum
what the frick is this thread
Falseflagging mostly.
nah Ganker is shit enough these days that I wouldn't be surprised if at least a few of these monkeys are serious
We didn't listen.
yeah i too cant believe how infested with trannies and discord Black folk weve become
Yep, this is what happens when you let libtard homosexuals and women in
kino
beakiebros....
Just pretend he's a Marines Malevolent.
(You)farmer putting in the work.
shazamBlack folk trying to pivot to failing to sink a new thing Ganker will largely enjoy because Armored Core seems like it's going to be a success, and their brilliant scheme is to pretend to be bunkerchanners pretending to be /misc/acks pretending to be moronic, but they forgot they're actually already moronic
post yfw he doesnt show up
People complaining about Maugan Ra being a mary sue who btfo the Tyranids. Man, feels like an ancient fanboy complaint. Back then it was all raging about Matt Ward having a boner for the Ultramarines, Kaldor Draigo being an even bigger mary sue, and the Newcrons
These days it feels like everyone just complains over perceived blacks/women/troonys in shit endlessly
different times different problems
always been this way
Is there a Space Marine chapter out there who is actually tactical and doesn't just yell out expletives while charging with a chainsword?
Raven Guard and its successors mostly
Blood Ravens
The Dawn of War intro cinematic would disagree
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Raptors_(Chapter)
The tacticool chapter. They even use camo on their armor.
There's plenty.
>Ravenguard and probably most of their successors, specifically the Raptors.
>Ironhands, being cold and machine-like
>Retributors
just off the top of my heads
Night Lords
They're adept at running away and ambush tactics, and running away.
Raven Guard and formerly the Alpha Legion(?). For nearly literal whos, Raptors and also the Retributors from the Astartes short films. There are probably a few odd successors who are reasonable as well.
raven guard are more green berets, alpha legion are more mossad
The Crimson Fists fought a multitude year guerilla war against Orks who raped them 6 ways from Sunday. Space Marines can switch it up if they aren't too genetically predisposed to a particular brand of autism.
The next person whose post ends with 5 is getting assassinated.
I don't really like the new Titus voice
The most moronic thing about it is the VA's normal acting voice is closer to the previous one's, but he's going full meathead here for some reason.
homies fricked up
Titus should have joined the Grey Knights or at the bare minimum, the Deathwatch
I'll give you a (You) for effort.
theres some truth in that shitpost though
a deathwatch game would be great
>grey knights
not how it works
IIRC supplementary material for this released by GW is stating what happened on Graia in SM1 is largely erased and Titus isn't telling anyone. The knowledge was lost in the chaotic aftermath of the great rift's creation
you can't just join the grey knights you gotta have the emperor's gene-seed and be brought up in the careful traditions of the chapter. Every chapter has psykers (librarians) and Titus could have just transferred to the ultramarines one
don't care never playing this troon pedo game.
According to the Lexicanus Profundis the Black personmarines wield their bolters laterally; an ancient technique that supposedly boosts stopping power which allowed them to turn the tides during the 5th Tyranid War.
but what do they subsist on
Fried Lord of Change
thats good
an entire chapter of Black personmarines constantly combating tzeench just cause his lords of change contain 11 herbs and spices
>*secret* herbs and spices
Tzeentchian
>there used to be only seven
>now there is eleven
And the plot thickens
All according to the Colonel's plan
Kino
Friedium Chickenus and Watermellonius
>not promethium fried kroot
cmon anon
Eating Kroot is rude because they are total bros.
Are beakies in?
Why are you so gay, pidorashka?
This chick looks like she's had major plastic surgery.
There better be unlocked costumes for the base game
unlikely but modding exists
and multiplayer should let you create the perfect homosexual marine just like the first one
>locks the beakie helm behind a grindwall
GG
Is this even from a real build? Cyberpunk proved that even playable demos can be highly fake.
They sure feed you all your images and talking points.
video games?
I saw a post on X the other day of the Libertarian party for some state going "haha we should kill pedos isn't that so quirky" and then there was one of those added context things saying that their nominee for governor in the next election had been involved in a romantic relationship with a convicted child pornographer while that person was still in prison. Shit like that is what makes that hellhole worth visiting
yes there are female soldiers because the imperium is not a healthy society. this is just an in universe explanation, if enough people cry you will have strong independent ugly black women in space marine armor, no matter what the current lore says
but yes the idea of female soldiers is utterly rediculous, it has just become the new normal in "non woke" games to have female commanders and male soldier slaves and normies will cum in their pants because how not woke and "like old times" it is lol
>but yes the idea of female soldiers is utterly ridiculous
Yep. It's a literal feminist fantasy. I can't believe people defend it.
>female soldiers is fine
>female space marines is ridiculously unlikely because they require massive genetic alteration to make them a viable template
>space marines process too resource scarce to waste trying to create female space marines when they have half a galaxy of males to go through first
>Imperium isn't burdened by wokeshit so they don't do things just to sooth the taints of people who give a frick about gender parity.
>only women can be demonculaba so it's fair.
Female soldiers are silly and anti-grimdark. It's a literal feminist fantasy that oldtroon fans are trying to rationalize into being cool.
Honestly yeah. I'm fine with barren women in support or intel officer roles here and there, but the silly ratio of frontline troops and battleline officers is starting to turn into a full blown parody.
I really enjoy 40k (at least what it was) but I cared little for this trailer. Everything looks and feels so hollow and on-rails. Why would I want to "play" this? I'm getting the impression more and more that people get excited for these "games" because they're just glorified TV shows. Far too much immersion-breaking and lore-breaking.
I get what you mean but,
>it's the first few levels, so it's understandable the game holds your hand initially
>the guy is almost assuredly playing on journalist mode
>and even still he's playing like ass
It's a single-player campaign in a sequel jumping off from a game from 2011. It's gonna be on the linear setpiecey side, anon. That said, I wouldn't put it past the devs to have some degree of branching or side objectives with 12 years of time and perspective, and they'll probably bring back the horde mode & marine-v-chaos marine multiplayer. Maybe some other curveball modes, you never know.
where the frick did all you morons come from, the Adeptus Sororitas has been a thing (and popular) since forever.
And it's been GAY since forever.
They're a pulpy Joan of Arc faction that doesn't pretend their femalness doesn't exist like female IG do. The sisters play that shit up with miracles, martyrdom, and literally inspiring simpery in the men around them. They get their asses handed to them regularly because they're designed to evoke all that religious symbolism. They're not aping male grunts like female IG do.
They're religious fanatics in power armour, not conscripts. This makes them more sensible.
The gameplay looks fine, but it sounds like the voice actors for the Space Marines are trying way too hard to be gritty and tough. I just can't take them seriously at all.
I wish we could get voice acting quality like that of Paul Dobson again.
They can. Pretty much all the actors are still around and still do work.
Half of them were in horse show
But GW wanted to cut costs by hiring local British talent and passed it off as some bullshit about "keeping it feeling authentic":
The first Space Marine had an all-British cast as far as I'm aware and the VA was overall pretty good. You don't have to pay out for people like Mark Strong to get decent talent, whoever was in charge of the second game's VA just didn't give a shit. Just look at Vermintide/Darktide for example, both games got high praise for their voiceover but every single actor is a complete and utter literally who that nobody has ever heard of.
A bunch of oldtroons were tricked into thinking an absurd feminist fantasy (female soldiers) was cool 20 years ago and now we all have to lie to ourselves because "it's been that way forevuh!"
fricking /thread
Incel still seething after getting BTFO by actual 40K fans.
You're not fooling anyone.
You'll notice every time they use the same argument; that its the far future and that people are completely different and that its inherently a parody or absurd.
"Dude theres dragons and magic why do you care about the 2023 f150 on the battlefield?"
Notice how they didn't reply to the guy who brought up the siege of vraks being smaller in scale than Operation Barbarossa. But they'll reply to everyone else who says female guardsmen are stupid.
So much snarky gaslighting in here. This attitude of female guardsmen being normal is a recent thing.
I've been into 40k for 20 years and people are trying to push a narrative.
The IG was very clearly male only even back in DOW1. The idea it was always full of women is modern revisionism.
See
Must suck getting BTFO by reality. But you should be used to it troony.
>The IG was very clearly male only even back in DOW1
Just because the only IG character model they bothered to make was male doesn't mean that there weren't any females in the IG.
Theres not a single female in the imperial forces in dow1 outside of sisters of battle.
Cool and?
It shows the idea the IG was always stuffed with women troopers and officers is bullshit.
Yes because it would take more effort to make more models and record more voices instead of just having a bunch of generic IG men.
what a cope, they do anything today to squeeze as many women and Black folk in media as possible. one low poly model and a voiceactor would have been nothing for them
>what a cope, they do anything today to squeeze as many women and Black folk in media as possible
And they weren't when DOW1 was being made so they didn't bother and just used more of the same model.
All the cultists are male too. I guess there are no female cultists either?
Women don't actually exist. Period.
Weird they would do that for a faction that has so many women in it, wouldn't you say? Seems like they were going for an average approximation or generality, and landed on an all male force, which would suggest the IG is pretty damn close to an all male force with the female staff deigned small enough to be irrelevant for representation.
Curious, no?
Weird how Custodes are non canon cause DoW1 doesn't have them.
And there's only like two loyalist chapters and two traitor legions. Never realised that 40k was so limited in scope.
>Just because the only IG character model they bothered to make was male doesn't mean that there weren't any females in the IG.
Why not? If the IG was always heavy with female staff why not represent that in-game or even in the official TT game itself? Maybe because them being anything but a tiny minority is a recent invention.
>Maybe because them being anything but a tiny minority is a recent invention.
Which, as we know, it isn't. But why didn't they include the Custodes? Or the Deldar? Or Squats? Or literally every single thing I personally could want in this first game of the series with no regard for scope?
>But why didn't they include the Custodes?
Because they didn't do anything but guard Terra and the Imperial Palace at the time.
>Or the Deldar?
They fricking did, you useless tourist.
>Or Squats?
Because GW hated them at the time.
You aren't following the actual argument, anon, you're going off what you think it is.
>You aren't following the actual argument, anon,
I am, and i'm giving it far more credence than it deserves for being quite so moronic.
>B-b-because they didn't!
They were still playable on the TT. DoW1 (and i suppose we're including the expansions now) are not the sum total of everything 40k.
They didn't include like 90% of Chaos stuff either.
GW hated the squats, half human half Eldar ultramarine librarian and chaos androids because they didn't fit.
But hey we get black guardswomen now because there were some female ""imperial army"" minis in ROGUE TRADER.
The 40k we enjoyed from the 3rd to 7th is gone at this point.
You were never an original fan poser.
Based Shaniqua Shananay, of the 103rd Glitter Nailed Z-Snaps.
Unironically no dumber than anything else in the universe.
Yes it is, and you're being a silly little libshit b***h for even pretending otherwise. But it's getting that way with people like you turning it into a balloon animal factory to suit your painfully saccharine sensibilities.
Its a corporate shill or an r/sigmarxism colonizer.
Why do you gays love making up backstories for people?
Sincere question.
Post models by the way.
Because you post and argue in the same way right down to "post models" that i see on /tg/ and reddit.
Probably going to call me a secondary next, right?
You arent winning anyone over in this thread.
>calls people reddit
>reddit spaces
lmao can't make this up.
Sounds like he's qualified to make that assessment then.
It's not a stretch, r/sigmarxist trash are full-blown hobbyist AIDS.
Not a redditor so don't care. I just play with models and have fun.
Yeah there's a bunch in the books too.
>Not a redditor so don't care.
As if trash can't and doesn't move off-site to spread their AIDS all the time. But I fully expected this answer from someone running the 'play dumb' defense. Your shit is transparent, homosexual.
Redditor seething. Maybe you should go back home.
I thought gatekeeping was le based and redpilled.
You really aren't fooling anyone here that you aren't just a salty leftist trying to fit in.
Reddit troony seething for being called out and exposed.
>video games
What a sad cope guess anything not included in the games isn't canon at all.
Proving
s point
For someone who just wants to have fun you've been doing a lot of gatekeeping and corporate bootlicking.
Almost as if xe has an agenda
Cool post some, so far just one rt set
Incel bros I thought that based rogue trader didn't have female guardsmen.
Here they come with shit from the 80s and overlook the coherent narrative that went unbroken from 3rd to 7th edition to try and prove that they're a "true fan".
But you guys claimed they were a new thing.
Weird that they were in the original product.
Where are the female guardsmen in dawn of war?
I dunno. Where are the custodes?
Why are you taking a spin off game as the definitive lore for a series? Are you Dobson?
The custodes were on Terra like they had been in the fluff for over 2 decades until GW decided to sell minis of them.
But they're not in DoW so by your logic they don't exist.
That's not the argument, anon. The argument is: If women were always part of the IG, and the IG is in DOW1, why are there no women IG in DOW1?
And I am using your logic.
Glad we agree Custodes never existed.
No you're not, you're talking about factions that weren't in the game, not factions that were in the game and didn't include the things that were made out of recent revisionism.
Just like the Necrons being in DOW1, but they're the Oldcrons. The reason the Necrons are in it, but none of the Newcrons, is because the Newcrons are a retcon, just like the recent push to put women in the IG wasn't a part of the virtually all male IG in the game.
Well you said that only things in the game exist.
So therefore things not in the game don't exist. Like Custodes.
Guess the Guard don't have any vehicles, either.
What version of DOW1 did you play that didn't have IG tanks, artillery pieces, valkyries, etc?
Didn't include all of them, so they don't exist. Just stock Leman Russ battle tanks, Hellhound Chimeras, and that one type of artillery. DoW1 actually came out before everything else in 40k, btw.
where the frick is the music
why is the battlefield so silent
where the frick is the proper soundscape
likely turned off so you can hear the voices.
The nerds who wrote this garbage back in the 80s were male feminists so they wrote a bunch a women into the lore as absurd as it is. That's it.
They didn't even do that. Heavy female presence in the Guard is a recent thing.
Yeah a lot of revisionism going on to normalize it
Like I said earlier theyre trying to bring up shit from rogue trader to justify whats going on now and call you "not a true fan(consumer)" when it doesnt gel with the 40k content you had been consuming from the mid 90s to the early 2010s, where most of us got into it.
But you were the gays claiming it was recent.
Weird how you ignore reality troony.
You arent going to impress me with shit dug up from rogue trader.
Truth hurts huh.
I guess the half Eldar half human ultramarines librarian from rogue trader is Canon too? Was there no hammered out setting from 3rd to 7th that got rid of silly shit like chaos androids and squats?
Squats are back my dude. Have you not been paying attention at all?
They do pretty frequently yeah.
Exactly. Squats were silly thats why they were squatted long ago. Its a crass nostalgia cash grab just like beakies in 2nd ed Horus heresy that seemingly have replaced mk2-5.
looks like the Planet Mountain Dew guy
Are you guys complaining about women in the imperial guard?
You care what part of the floor meat that gets thrown in the grinder? Most IG aren't well trained soldiers, they're conscripts with a few months training thrown into a perpetual Omaha beach.
>but men are better at physical battles
Sure, but does it fricking matter when their life expectancy is weeks?
>women would last even less
Probably, but if it means more guns pointed at the bad guys i wouldn't give a frick as a general.
>but muh baby makers
Yeah, they're good for maybe a decade or so of that before they're just mouths to feed. Unless it's so dire that you need to actually make it a factory farm job, give em a flashlight and throw them in the grinder.
Neither do the young and old and Hitmonler threw them at the Allies. If the war is that dire, which the galaxy being on fire seems to support, then give a gun to everyone. They probably got kids and seniors pew pewing out there too.
Give em all a bunch of HGH and a gun and send em through.
Not grimdark at all. Actually indistinguishable from modern libtard ideology that justifies giving AKs to Ukrainian babushkas because "everyone can fight!"
>libtard ideology
>not total war
You're sort of a moron. Aren't you?
It's not grimdark
>war so desperate they're throwing women at it
Seems pretty grim.
I think your only valid point is not every branch of IG would do it depending on their insulation from the war and values. But to think that there would be no groups doing it when entire planets are getting a deep thrust by a thorny penis is denial.
They have prisoner armies ffs. And access to any number of chemicals to fill the physical gaps enough to keep them effective.
>female soldiers
>female rapemeat
Which vision of war do you think feminists (non-appreciators of grimdark) prefer?
>Seems pretty grim.
this isn't why they put women soldiers in and you know that, to make it more grim, it's for social brownie points
Ran outta fighting men and it didn’t help much
It's a fricking moronic feminist fantasy. Stop coping and trying to rationalize it.
>feminism instead of a total war
If you say so buddy.
I'd be sending your porkins ass along with them even though you probably struggle to tie shoe laces over your muffin top.
You might even turn the tide. Or just die, but you getting shot means one less bullet to fire at someone who isn't a waste of meat.
It's not grimdark; it's a feminist fantasy. Real history, where women were largely spoils of war and rapemeat, is more grimdark.
>assuming men can't be spoils of war and rapemeat in 40k
Some should be, and all women should be in a grimdark setting
>Yeah, they're good for maybe a decade or so of that before they're just mouths to feed. Unless it's so dire that you need to actually make it a factory farm job, give em a flashlight and throw them in the grinder.
I don't understand this. Soldiers are just mouths to feed. They don't produce anything, they just consume. They need factories and farms to sustain them.
>Also serve as meat shields as well as consumers
What am I missing here? Meat shields and consumers still require producers.
>You care what part of the floor meat that gets thrown in the grinder?
Yes, because throwing away the means to make even more cannon fodder is fricking stupid. For every woman you throw away, you could have made a shit load of more guys who are better at it. Once they're passed fertility their use as soldiers would be even smaller.
You do know they already have genetic engineering which is how populations like Krieg were able to be manufactured right?
>woman don't continually produce more meat, some of the meat they produce is unviable
Front line is where they'll have the most exposure to prime seed to create better soldiers.
>too stupid too survive
Then Darwin has solved the problem.
Female soldiers have always been silly AND it's gotten worse recently. Both are true.
>uhh femsoldiers fine, incel incel incel incel!
>uhh femsoldiers bad, woman woman woman woman!
>don't discuss the game! the thread doesn't NEED discussion! pay attention to our two-faced both-sided falseflagging!
one day, very soon, there will be catch-all anti-astroturfer laws with effective or just actual 100% retroactive enforcement where national constitutions don't block it, and due to the relative degree of organization & centralized shtick, and some fricking moron Shazamtroony discord moderator inevitably having already taken money from corporate elements or Sharebluers or whoever else to direct the shillswarm against particular things, YOU will fall under those laws.
and as a result, after some open-shut case kangaroo courts, you're gonna get sent to fricking concentration camps to break rocks until you die, because dishonest for-pay internet astroturfing for shit you don't and can't believe in because it's so stupid, will be correctly viewed as a crime against humanity due to its having royally fricked first world civilization since no later than 2010. and then I'll laugh & throw the same rocks you've been breaking at your heads through the fence and fricking KILL you
frick shazamBlack folk.
>verification not required
TL;DR
>sir we were outmanned 60 - 1, our little laser guns do nothing but tickle them, each soldier had to eat one bean a week because our supplies ran out, we're stretched thin and the men haven't slept in a month
>all we could do more was lock them inside
>yOuAbAnDoNeDyOuRpOsTgUaRdSmAn
>yOuBrInGsHaMeToYoUrEmPeRoR
This is why 40K is the most cringe shit. Space Marines have zero empathy or understanding of a situation. This goes beyond being a gay rar rar this is a battlefield straight into single-minded meathead territory.
Everybody wants to be Andre the Giant spliced with Jesus Christ's genes and encased in six inches of steel or the commissar standing all cool at the back shooting anybody fleeing for their lives but nobody gives a shit about the actual workforce, the grunts on the ground.
>Space Marines have zero empathy or understanding of a situation.
Yeah because they're brainwashed and indoctrinated to be so.
Space Marines are giga zogbots. The israelites are working on their own in secret unnderground Israeli bases
>Space Marines have zero empathy or understanding of a situation
Yes. They're hypno-indoctrinated child soldiers. They have no understanding of humanity in 40k, let alone current year.
also why not just make the kids soldiers too? they only last 5 minutes anyways so it doesn't matter!
>What is Cadia?
Kids on Cadia were taught to fire a gun before they could walk.
All these big dumb idiots do is shoot guns anways. You think it matters what hands or gender is holding it. Or your moronic emperor is incapable of genetically modifying women and males to a degree of equivalence, when male to female difference is a spec compared to the difference between men and space marine. Dude is better off modifying gorillas if that's the case.
?t=37
How far off are we from a black trans female space marine?
They won't touch the marines, because the marines being left alone blinds people into accepting the rest of the factions getting pozzed to shit. Like the IG turning into BFV level silliness.
I mean, you could always play Emperor's Children. Oddly there's actually still some sense of cohesion, the worst you'd probably get are more black marines or some shit and that's nothing new, hell Jonah Orion a decade ago was pretty based. If they wanted to make troonmarines they could've done it with Primaris a few years ago.
gonna wait for the actual writing
if it's even a notch below the first game, it's a pirate
>Tyranids already made planetfall
>the planet's guarded by mostly just IG forces
It's so fricking over unless it's a tomb world
I'm glad theres enough of us here to actually call out this guy on his manipulative bullshit. Every time you see these people they need to be fricking squashed like a bug.
Nobodys falling for it.