>Spam pivot moves into your one button set up sweepers

>Spam pivot moves into your one button set up sweepers
why has competitive singles been abysmally unplayable dogshit lately?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post elo

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >play clown fanfic format the game isn’t designed around
    >game becomes shit
    who woulda thunk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the game isn't designed around the format that's used 99% of the time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the game isn’t designed around
      last I checked the only doubles focused game was on the gamecube and mainline pokemon is just singles where you can use up to a team of 6

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone knows singles is a format for kids which is why the homosexuals from smogon only play singles like no other this is why we need to file anonymous tips to gamefreak to shut this fanfic robo-infested website down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he's still pissing and shitting his pants his ego got knocked down a peg when he tried playing radical red and got his vgcuck ass beat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >radical red is any harder than official games
            Don't forget your helmet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              official games are steamrolled by a single overleveled starter, are you stupid or something?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And radical red is steamrolled by a team of level capped pokemon. It's not any harder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he admits you cant use a single overleveled starter making it harder by default
                OHNONONONO

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't make it harder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So its not harder, but you have to train 6 pokemon instead of 1? Are you special needs?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Have you played it? You have an exp share and lucky eggs basically from the start.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >food analogy scat fetishist
            gross

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WTF BRO?!?!?! Ur such a moron for wanting the play the format that 99.999% oi the story revolves around, and are used to playing and may no9t want to play doubles. It'so kay that the balance is completely fricked in that regard lmao rolf!

      Third world hands typed this post.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are THREE Ubers tiers now (Ubers Ubers UU and OU)
    >have to go all the way down to NU to get a format that looks remotely like a meta game without moron power levels

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of you are moronic.
    Competitive is just an afterthought, games are not designed with it in mind at all. At best GF is throwing some minor tweaks around but even this is extremely slow and inefficient.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, it's like playing competitive connect 4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gatekeeping moron telling people they’re not allowed to take VGC seriously and must play casual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Competitive is just an afterthought
      Then why does game freak make its shillmons so broken?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's a shillmon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So you buy the DLC, they add old pokemon back to the game so I buy the DLC.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why does game freak make its shollmons so broken instead of like, dunno, balance the fricking game around competitive? Why powercreep is so big in this game?
        Oh wait, I know - because they care only about casual manchildren and their power fantasy. Big numbers go bbbrrrr, next gen will give us even bigger numbers.
        But I guess people lying to themselves about it and pretending that their illusion of competitive game are the exact suckers that GF is trying to sell this shit to, lol.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you should check out literally any other long running competitive game like yugioh and see that powercreep is just a natural thing to get people interested in new stuff

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yu-Gi-Oh!
            You mean a fricking children card game whose authors accepted that they fricked up and provided TWO simplified side games directed to their target audience? And that went into mobile and online market? A game with playerbase actually constantly whinning about poor balance and powercreep?
            Yeah I guess if this is peak of fair competitive game for you then I'm fricking right. Dogshit fricking manchild.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              fricking kek oldschool yugioh is a more shitty unfair game quit talking out of your ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black person I play this fricking game.
                It is fricking not better. Having your opponent set up their big bad bosses and 20 fricking layers of negation turn one if you drew no hand traps is not better. Oh fricking wait, most modern decks can play through one or two hand traps pretty easily so even this will not help you from being assfricked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There was a goat format event running on MD for like a week, shit was about as miserable as the modern game, except instead of negates you were getting fricked by haymakers and dumb topdecks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                late synchro era yugioh was the peak honestly.
                not braindead "gemini elf set 2 pass" like early yugioh, complex without becoming "loop through 40 monsters and effects to vomit 5 boss monsters onto the board on your opponent's turn" like newer yugioh.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Early YGO through GX was peak. I still replay Nightmare Troubadour and other early YGO games because it's simply more fun. I say that as someone who has been playing a Madolche deck for almost a decade now.

                My other hot takes are that Terraria 1.2 was peak Terraria, Minecraft peaked in early Beta and not 1.7.3, Afterbirth was peak Isaac, and pre-Joker Ultimate was peak Smash Bros.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks graceful charity pot of greed yata garasu and CED is quality oldschool gameplay and not sacky unfun shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you homosexual.
                And with every damn post you out yourself even more as homosexual that NEVER played competitive YGO of any kind.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, it's way more unfair nowadays with you being able to get like 10 negates turn one or shitty solitaire decks that play on your turn like labyrinth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why does game freak make its shollmons so broken instead of like, dunno, balance the fricking game around competitive? Why powercreep is so big in this game?
        Oh wait, I know - because they care only about casual manchildren and their power fantasy. Big numbers go bbbrrrr, next gen will give us even bigger numbers.
        But I guess people lying to themselves about it and pretending that their illusion of competitive game are the exact suckers that GF is trying to sell this shit to, lol.

        Check out my OP shillmon!!1!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Togepi isn’t a shillmon, it’s an egg shaped sack of shit from aKanto’s background whose only purpose was to shackle Misty with a baby for some moronicly reason. Togekiss is the Shillmon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How is togekiss the shillmon when togepi was a giftmon involved with an all new mechanic and had dedicated anime plotlines?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When was the last time a shillmon good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ogerpon is dominating VGC and overbearing as hell in Smogon Singles as well

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't say Ogerpon is overbearing in Singles. Hearthflame was the only one that was overbearing and she got banned already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          bloodmoon, ogerpon, urshifu, cinderace?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Im not expecting a balanced meta game, im expecting the no fun allowed moron rulesgays that will ban every hint of anything except for the things they want to have sex with to actually form a functional set of rules

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The rules they have to do function. Settle your autism and stop caring so much about them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They dont function for shit bro, the amount of shit they had to ban in gen 9 alone both pokemon and mechanics are unreal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you play and complete a game under their rules?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You could play a complete game under any set of rules, if that is the bar you wish to set then your standards are lower than I thought. Why was moody banned? Surely you could play a complete game under those sets of rules!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if that is the bar you wish to set
                You set the bar at functional.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you not realize AG is where there are no rules right? and you can do whatever you want like if you want to go back to ORAS and just use a team of a Mega Fug + 5 other fugs all holding choice bands or life orbs or something. Or just go boot up SV right now and play local co-op with your friend where you use a team of 6 legends or something because there are no rules

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you tried playing AG? Because that's what you want.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    banning the following moves would make the game way better:
    >protect (and similar moves)
    >u-turn
    >volt switch
    >flip turn
    >stealth rock
    >all recovery moves

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to ban stall but gets rid of hazards and damaging pivot moves which fight against stall
      which is it then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most Black folk here don't understand that hazards are actually keeping true stall in check. Most Black folk here think that DoT-based offensive moves are stall.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most Black folk here don't understand that hazards are actually keeping true stall in check. Most Black folk here think that DoT-based offensive moves are stall.

        Stall uses 6 mons with boots
        Are you moronic?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boots means no leftovers.
          Sounds like skill issue if you can't break through stall without item de facto making stall viable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          /vp/ homies be like:
          >literally every mon on stall runs boots
          >this means stall isn't afraid of hazards

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >white boys on vp be like

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Click Knock Off. You will make progress no matter what they switch in. Even better if you have a Pokemon with both Knock Off and Toxic (Gen 8 Lando, Okidogi).

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lately
    Really homie

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just play lower tiers dumbass

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >radical reddit
    HAHAHAHA

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waaaaah muh real game is for kids
    The whole fricking franchise is for kids. No shit everyone's gonna play the format they knew and loved ever since they were young.
    >waaaaah why isn't some meme format as beloved as the greatness of genwun's legacy
    Notice how shitskinned homosexuals like this don't even play their meme format, since they're too cowardly and incompetent for comp, and are just here to shit up the board by crying about their betters.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because 30 pokemon dominate the metagane and the problems only fixable by live service stat adjustments or dex cuts. Haven't played ranked since transfer shit became legal. I'm not suffering for using my fans so some gay can get rewards

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stall is good in gen 7
    >AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SMOGON LE BAD BAN PEX
    >Balance is good in gen 8
    >AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SMOGON LE BAD BAN LANDO
    >Offensive is good in gen 9
    >AAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEE SMOGON LE BAD BAN SET UP MOVES
    kek

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you fricking seen the broken garbage Gamefreak keeps releasing with every new generation? In 2 generations this gen will look low-power.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mewtwo will be OU by Gen 11.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because there's only so many ways you can play singles, especially when any situational anti-meta strategies (status, baton pass, etc.) end up getting banned.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fanfic meta
    Found your answer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An untiered shitmon could never defeat the Mighty Omgon.

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